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Roger004:
The week was a good one. today, (17/06/2017) presents yet another opportunity to win yet again.
See images below for what I'm talking about..

Shady

When person don chop belleful.

She needed a break. I needed a breakup

Amarabae:
he is a misogynist and a potential wife beater.

He would be a misogynist if he is verbally abusive only to women. We don't know that he only does it to women.

AccessME:
I have seen countless number of threads claiming,posting pics of most handsome guys on nairaland thereby making me create this thread to prove them wrong
it a challenge,post your pics and defeat me!!!

If your babe thinks so.

ZarZar:
That's if you're not like the typical buffoons that think a dick is the most important organ of all That shit is unattractive.

I'm a typical guy who has to keep reminding himself the correct hierarchy of organs. It's our eternal burden.

ZarZar:
Lol @ South Africans are constantly hunting for Nigerian men. I personally would never sleep with one even if humanity depended on it.

Shattered dreams. Dejected.

Juju wey need people picture to harm them, shey that one na juju? There are a thousand non diabolical reasons why someone who has stayed with you would want to have pics of you when they are leaving you.

ZarZar:
You're being too cryptic. I don't know what you mean by that.

They say Sometimes you have to kiss a few frogs to find a prince. You don't want to kiss me and see if I'll turn into a prince. Now you've made me suicidal.

ZarZar:
Whose?

Man heartlessly ignored.

ZarZar:
Meaning?

Suicide possible soon.

ZarZar:
Nigeria vs SA

Not feeling worldpeace.

Apparently, 'NO' is not the worse response you could get from a woman if you ask her to marry you.

It's all about the hair when women are fighting. Only bald girls are safe.

ZarZar:
LMAO. That's funny.

But wait, you mean to tell me some people eat frogs? Do you? I've heard of French restaurants that serve frog legs but I chalked it off as a disgusting "French thing" or for those with really adventurous tastebuds. Now I'm shocked. Ewww. The most adventurous thing I ever put in my mouth was bread dipped in garlic sauce served with snails. I couldn't eat the snails so eating the sauce was my attempt at bravery but even that made me wanna throw up.

I've eaten a few frogs myself. Am I still getting that french kiss you promised? It's not the same thing as kissing a frog.

But why women no fit stand straight for picture again? As this one old reach she still dey pose like person wey get meningitis.

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ZarZar:
It's common sense. 50+ sexual encounters in one day is a lot.

Never say never, baby. That guy could just share the same super bloodline with me, you know. My ancestors were very sexually adventurous, even across continents. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a Chinese n.i.g.g.a who looks like me out there slaying 50+ plus women in one night.

SageTravels:
Blame seun The guy deserve life ban here on nairaland

Seun deserves ban for not enforcing his own laws.

ZarZar:
OK. Gotcha. But still, nothing tells you that perhaps you're not compatible & shouldn't be in a relationship if they're coming up with bizarre suggestions? I just don't see the point of being in a relationship that's "open". It doesn't even qualify as a relationship in my book if we're out sleeping with other people. Interesting to know others are open to the idea though

Never knew people do it here. I thought its the kinda thing only westernized people like SAns would do. Lol

ZarZar:
Lol, so now I'm a witch or are you the wizard in this instance?

Btw, 2-0

I watched the game again today, for the...wait for it...2ND TIME.

I come from a royal line of spiritually powerful men.
I saw that result in a vision before the match, but I guess you wouldn't believe me.
Keep watching the match because that's the last time it's ever gonna happen.