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CrimeRe: Runs Girls Who Steal, Drug Their Customers Arrested By Police in Lagos (Photos) by WORLDPEACE(m): 5:57am On Jul 06, 2017
ZarZar:
Hahaha. Yeah you're right. Plus we don't want that aso ebi to go to waste now tongue

If he bleeps up, we gonna call in the stand-ins!
The stand-ins can try all they want, but they will never be standouts. We've got the spot locked down. wink
CrimeRe: Runs Girls Who Steal, Drug Their Customers Arrested By Police in Lagos (Photos) by WORLDPEACE(m): 8:05pm On Jul 05, 2017
ZarZar:
Lol, I heard that's a Yoruba specialty. Maybe I should give worldpeace a chance to unclog my plumbing wink
This is the easiest one to grant wink I might even be a twin myself. You never know.
CrimeRe: Runs Girls Who Steal, Drug Their Customers Arrested By Police in Lagos (Photos) by WORLDPEACE(m): 8:03pm On Jul 05, 2017
ZarZar:
tongue

You've already granted at least one of my wishes but I'm not gonna tell you what it is wink If I tell you the rest of it, my genie, I'm afraid you might dupe me by transforming into my dream man. You can't trust a man with the power to grant wishes embarassed
Hahahahahaha don't worry, I will use my mind reading powers to find out what wish I've granted.
CrimeRe: Runs Girls Who Steal, Drug Their Customers Arrested By Police in Lagos (Photos) by WORLDPEACE(m): 7:36pm On Jul 05, 2017
ZarZar:
Yeah, I wanna catch you unawares, just to see how you deal with surprises. I am a woman of many surprises after all. Never the same girl twice tongue
Oh gosh, what kind of wahala is this now? I don't like surprises, I just like you. Can you just write down your wishes, let me just grant them so you can fall in love with me already? kiss After that you can be all the many girls you want to be, please cry grin
CrimeRe: Runs Girls Who Steal, Drug Their Customers Arrested By Police in Lagos (Photos) by WORLDPEACE(m): 7:19pm On Jul 05, 2017
ZarZar:
You've already been shortlisted tongue
Chisos! And I did not get a notification letter. You want me to face interview panel unprepared? shocked
CrimeRe: Runs Girls Who Steal, Drug Their Customers Arrested By Police in Lagos (Photos) by WORLDPEACE(m): 7:15pm On Jul 05, 2017
ZarZar:
The kind of husband that'll keep me offline grin
To what office should I address my application letter?
LiteratureRe: Apply For The Short Story Day Africa Prize 2017 For African Writers by WORLDPEACE(op): 6:21pm On Jul 05, 2017
Divepen1:
Wow... I thought I missed it already.. Thanks for this..
You're welcome, sir.
RomanceRe: How Many Of Your Exes Do You Have On Your Facebook by WORLDPEACE(m): 6:16pm On Jul 05, 2017
Lionessza:
I don't keep things I don't need nor use . When you're no longer useful to me , you must perish grin
That's very cruel, even for a lioness. Please, what must one do to continue to remain useful, your royal cruelty?
RomanceRe: How Many Of Your Exes Do You Have On Your Facebook by WORLDPEACE(m): 6:07pm On Jul 05, 2017
Lionessza:
I got tired of it , plus I was never a big user tongue
I have it but I don't really use it.
RomanceRe: Dating Many Girls Is To Confuse Enemies From Attacking Your Main Woman - twitter by WORLDPEACE(m): 6:01pm On Jul 05, 2017
ZarZar:
On important things, yes, not fantasy.
Fantasy no need strategist?
RomanceRe: How Many Of Your Exes Do You Have On Your Facebook by WORLDPEACE(m): 5:53pm On Jul 05, 2017
Lionessza:
None. I don't see the need to be " friends" with any , plus [b]I don't even have a Facebook accoun[/b]t grin.
Why? What facebook do you?
RomanceRe: Dating Many Girls Is To Confuse Enemies From Attacking Your Main Woman - twitter by WORLDPEACE(m): 5:51pm On Jul 05, 2017
ZarZar:
Lol, what enemies? Lowlife feeling like James Bond grin
Every woman needs a strategist like that. smiley
LiteratureApply For The Short Story Day Africa Prize 2017 For African Writers by WORLDPEACE(op): 4:50pm On Jul 05, 2017
The Short Story Day Africa Prize is an African writing prize open to African citizens, permanent residents of African countries, or second generation Africans living in the diaspora only. Unpublished works between 3000-5000 words in response to the theme are eligible for the prize.

Short Story Day Africa’s theme for 2017 is “ID”. This year, we’re looking for innovative short fiction that explores identity, especially (but not limited to) the themes of gender identity and sexuality.

In early psychoanalysis, the “Id” was postulated as being one of three aspects of personality, and the only one over which we have no control. Often hidden and home to the unconscious, the Id is the core of the self, our instinctual nature, our deepest desires. The I before ego, the earliest version of ourselves, the who we are before we have had time to be.



In modern Africa, our identities are too often defined for us and not by us, trapped by society, biology and history. In 2017, SSD hope to see work that seeks to break and redefine the strictures put onto our identities, as individuals and as peoples. Fiction that looks beyond the boundaries of expectation, and peers into the truest definitions of ourselves.

Requirements:

Editable formats accepted are doc, docx, rtf, txt, as long as they are formatted according to the very specific guidelines.



Any African citizen or African person living in the diaspora*, as well as persons residing permanently (granted permanent residence or similar) in any African country, may enter.
Writers may only submit one story for the competition. Repeat entries by the same writer will be disqualified.
Writers are welcome to submit stories in any fiction genre.
Stories must be between 3000 and 5000 words in length.
Stories must be submitted in English. While you are free to incorporate other languages into your story, the story must be able to be understood fully by its English content.
Stories must be submitted online via Submittable between 1 July 2017 – 3 1 July 2017. The link to the submission form will be made live on 1 July 2017.
To facilitate easy reading and judging, please format your stories according to the format stipulated below. Stories not formatted in this way are at the risk of being disqualified.
Stories must not have been previously published in any form or any format.
Simultaneous submissions are not welcome. Any story entered or published elsewhere during the course of judging or publication will be disqualified.
Prizes:

1st prize R10 000 (approx US$500)

2nd prize R2 000 (approx US$125)

3rd prize R1 000 (approx US$60)

In addition three emerging writers will receive a 20 week online creative writing course. These will be selected from the long list or slush pile.

The twenty-one long listed stories will be published in the annual Short Story Day Africa anthology, and selected stories entered into The Caine Prize for African Writing (£10 000).

Required Manuscript Format

Type your document, using a single, clear font, 12-point size, double-spaced. The easiest font to use is Times New Roman, or a similar serif font.
Put the title of your story at the top of the first page. Please give your story an original title. Please DO NOT title your story ID, SSDA Story or any similar version of such. Start your story immediately below the title.
Put an accurate word count at the top right.
Please number the pages.
Left-justify your paragraphs.
Ensure there is at least a 1 inch or 2 centimetre margin all the way around your text.
Indent each new paragraph by about 1/2 inch or 1 centimetre, except for the first line of the story or the first line of a new scene. Please use the indent function of your programme, not multiple spaces or tabs.
Don’t insert extra lines between your paragraphs. A blank line indicates a new scene.
Put the word “End” after the end of your text, centered, on its own line
deadline for application july 31st 2017

for more information please visit the links below




http://shortstorydayafrica.org/the-ssda-prize-id/
FamilyRe: Two Nigerian Twin Women Who Are 120 Years Old (Photo) by WORLDPEACE(m): 1:21pm On Jul 05, 2017
Nigerian uneducated village people and their supposedly educated children will just sit down and claim any age they like. The oldest verified living person in the world is a 117 years old Jamaican woman. But in Nigeria everyone has a grand father that died at the age of 130. It's alright.

RomanceRe: Meet The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland by WORLDPEACE(m): 4:12am On Jul 05, 2017
greyboy5000:
my guy sa chicks don't have one atom of pretence in them
They are as open with their feelings as you can ever get
The first babe na my guy. She know say I just dey mess with her. I just dey find talk for her mouth.
RomanceRe: Meet The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland by WORLDPEACE(m): 8:54pm On Jul 04, 2017
Nomfanelo99:
ayem not understanding.
I said why was she acting like she was not feeling the guy's swag? You SA chics can pretend for a living.
RomanceRe: Meet The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland by WORLDPEACE(m): 11:14am On Jul 04, 2017
Lionessza:
LMFAO, if he had hidden the face and shown the back of his head maybe I would have been attracted grin this is too much handsomeness to handle grin
It's like you're not into dark skin, clean hair cut and kissable lips. How will someone impress all these Southie girls again? cry
CelebritiesRe: Davido Gives Out His New Customized Diamond To A Lady (Pics, Video) by WORLDPEACE(m): 11:10am On Jul 04, 2017
Op does not know the difference between diamond and boobs.
RomanceRe: Meet The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland by WORLDPEACE(m): 11:05am On Jul 04, 2017
Lionessza:
Lmfao@ the most handsome guy. Then nairaland must be fukc$d lol. 2/10 and I'm being generous grin.
Be forming not attracted there. SA girls can pretend for Africa grin
FamilyRe: I Caught Her Cheating, Wedding In Two Months, Should I Go Ahead Out Of Pity? by WORLDPEACE(m): 11:01am On Jul 04, 2017
Fabulocity:
Forgive her. To err is human... Can you swear that you've never cheated on her or is it because you've never been caught? If you truly love her, forgive her and go ahead with the wedding. She probably was with the old man for money so increase your hustle so you won't temp her to cheat again
mumu comment.
CelebritiesRe: E-money's Expansive Office In London (Photos) by WORLDPEACE(m): 10:18am On Jul 04, 2017
modsfucker:
What does he do in the expansive office?
He keeps working on making the office more and more expansive. grin
PropertiesRe: Can A Single Guy With Income Of #60,000 Build A House by WORLDPEACE(m): 7:38am On Jul 04, 2017
mirabel001:
u can build house if u dnt hav a girlfriend
So, you know una work? Creating house building obstacles since Nigeria's independence. grin
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Regretted Saying No To A Person? Why? by WORLDPEACE(m): 10:27pm On Jul 03, 2017
ZarZar:
Lol, OK. Go on...
I can't be no player. I always play by the rule.
RomanceRe: Apart From Phones And Remote What Else Do You Press? by WORLDPEACE(m): 9:55pm On Jul 03, 2017
Press-up
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Regretted Saying No To A Person? Why? by WORLDPEACE(m): 9:45pm On Jul 03, 2017
ZarZar:
Hmmm...what sort of punishment do you dish out at your house?
Generally to each according to their needs
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Regretted Saying No To A Person? Why? by WORLDPEACE(m): 9:33pm On Jul 03, 2017
ZarZar:
Looool. Good luck with that.
Ain't no luck involved here, sweetie. You will not go unpunished when you're being a bad girl.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Regretted Saying No To A Person? Why? by WORLDPEACE(m): 9:33pm On Jul 03, 2017
ZarZar:
Looool. Good luck with that.
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RomanceRe: Have You Ever Regretted Saying No To A Person? Why? by WORLDPEACE(m): 9:30pm On Jul 03, 2017
ZarZar:
Lol, OK. Go on...
I'm a good listener. I can listen to you and my instincts.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Regretted Saying No To A Person? Why? by WORLDPEACE(m): 9:12pm On Jul 03, 2017
ZarZar:
What's your method of preference? I aim to please grin
If you do it coolly you'll be ignored. If however, you're losing it and getting out of control, I'm gonna tell you to calm the Bleep down and mean it.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Regretted Saying No To A Person? Why? by WORLDPEACE(m): 9:02pm On Jul 03, 2017
ZarZar:
Lol, I also mean what I say but I can sometimes be mean in how I say it . How would you handle that?
Are you gonna be screaming and saying it or do it coolly?
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Regretted Saying No To A Person? Why? by WORLDPEACE(m): 8:56pm On Jul 03, 2017
ZarZar:
Lol, OK. Go on...
I'm multilingual. I can read your mind even when your thinking in XHOSA. grin
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Regretted Saying No To A Person? Why? by WORLDPEACE(m): 8:47pm On Jul 03, 2017
ZarZar:
Too much sexual innuendos. Ms ZarZar not impressed embarassed tongue
Where's your mind going, dirty girl. There was nothing sexual about that. You want to spoil somebody.

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