₦airaland Forum

MrCork:
...bro but if that's the case...why do ibo guys always wear jerry curls tryin to spek in American accent?.... The only great ibo music always comes in pigeon English like spare..I like those boys coz they keep it real singing in pigeon English but when they start rappin in ibo...no body gerrrit ( no ofennsce)

I don't understand you. Are you Nigerian?

MrCork:
...,bro I don't mean to sound rudes but ibo language?... Have u herd those nigerian ibo rappers rappin in ibo?.....it make the music lack swaagg and females can not stand them (no offensce)

I am yoruba but i vehemently disagree with you. i think igbo language is more suited to rap just like Twi which most Ghanaians rap in because consonantal sounds are plenty and they can bounce on beats beautifully. Consonant sounds are like beats on their own complimenting the beat on the track. A language that's dominated by soft consonants or vowels like french does not suit rap as well.

Our alaba and idumota brothers always forget to add that the things they depict in their movies only express the beliefs of the superstitious and people with minimal intelligence. Old man Mugabe needs sleep. Insomnia will make you believe the strangest things.

This is the foreign affairs section but you'd it was the sexuality section; all you people ever do here is compare d.i.ck size.
I'll be back again in the next three months.

Mumu family.

christinauju:
Nah not offended at all..... He's actually my best friend and I'm scared of loosing my bestfriend,cos we v to drop some things and start up some things if we should date... buh he doesn't want to understand that part.

He has become a girl to you. And girls don't date fellow girls unless their lesbians. You will only want to date him when he is no longer your friend. Since he met you, you've probably dated four guys and he is still 'bestfriending'. And the friendship ends when you get married to someone you've known for only six months. You and him have not got the memo:
Boys and girls can't just be friends. Have you ever seen a tiger playing with a puppy?
May the lord open his eyes.

tuborme:
You can feed the world with any poo in the name of promoting a retard General for elections. You refused to add that he is only a ceremonial head and does not run the government. He is just as effective as queen Elizabeth of England. To add, He is also a democrat and well educated and your Buhari is not

was mandela's position also ceremonial?
This is the 4th time he is contesting. He believes in democracy.

NELSON MANDELA BECAME PRESIDENT OF SOUTH AFRICA AT THE AGE OF 75. BEFORE THEN HE WAS A SABOTEUR OF THE APARTHEID GOVERNMENT RESORTING TO SUCH EXTREME MEASURES AS BOMBING PUBLIC PROPERTY TO CRIPPLE THE APARTHEID GOVERNMENT AND WIN FREEDOM FOR EVERY SOUTH AFRICAN. YOU ONLY HAVE TO READ HIS AUTOBIOGRAPHY TO SEE HOW HIS VIEWS EVOLVED. AT THE END OF THE DAY ,HISTORY REMEMBERS HIM FOR THE GOOD HE MEANT TO ACHIEVE BY HIS ACTIONS AND THE PIVOTAL ROLE HE PLAYED IN THE FREEDOM AND RECONCILIATION OF THE DIFFERENT GROUPS AND THE ESTABLISHMENT OF DEMOCRACY. BUHARI IS NO MANDELA BUT SHUT UP ALREADY WITH THE AGE PROPAGANDA, IT IGNORS ALL EVIDENCE. IT IS THE POSITION OF THOSE WHO ARE TOO LAZY TO THINK OR DO RESEARCH.

raayah:
In my opinion, i do not think self-servicing is wrong.

One of the only regrets i have is not touching myself early. I only figured it out when i was 19.
It relaxes me..

_{Ladies, your fingers posses magic, spread your legs, put the fingers on the top of your lady-parts and make circular movements}

So for 19yrs you let the place accumulate cobwebs. waoh! it must have taken a lot of cleaning and dusting to get it back in working shape.
i stumbled on it at the age of 15 in the exact same class as the girl. i had not learnt it from any friends and didn't see po.r.no.gr.aphy until i was 18. it was just a happy accident. it does not mean she has been corrupted by anyone or that she'd necessarily immediatly become sexually active.
She needs to be sexually educated but by someone who has proper education. Not necessarily her mum.

missjenna:
If you scroll down, you would see where I advised him to go to a certified pharmacy.
By the way, this drugs come with dosage requirements. No pharmacist would sell you antidepressants without explaining to you the proper dosage.

If someone comes online and asks about drugs that can be used in treating malaria, I would just list drugs I know. Does that mean I am prescribing dosages for the person

Shouldn't he see a psychologist first and then know if thats whats best for him since they are prescription drugs. I know its not all psychologists that recommed the use of antidepressants. This is not something as simple as malaria.

cocostrawberry:
I am quite disturbed at the moment. Something my boyfriend said has been playing on my mind over and over

So my boyfriend of 6 months has been trying to get me to Nigeria for sometime now. So one day I asked him why is he so in a rush to take me to Nigeria. ... His reply was he wants to use me for rituals


Now at first I took it as a joke that he was teasing me however he never said he was and perhaps he was actually saying the truth.

Am I being paranoid?? Or do I actually have reason to be concerned. Why say something like that in first place?

Is this Nigerian humor that I perhaps am not getting?

Am very confused. I wanted a Nigerian perspective on this that's why I am asking here

U dont get your boyfriend's sense of humor yet. Its the kind of thing i and some of my friends could say. If he said it while u and him were with his friends, it would be to crack them up but if he said it while u were alone it means:
'Thats a stupid question'

Batman123:
@Coco my advice will be to ditch that man and get a Gh guy so that you have peace of mind. You will always be wondering and it's always better to be safe then sorry.

Another thing as you can see by nneka and opios and their irk. Majority of Nigerians hate Ghanaians so don't be surprised at some of the nasty comments you will get.

Now just imagine you going to a country that hates your ppls guts. What will happen to you there?

A word is enough for the wise.

Who made you spokesperson for majority of Nigerians?

carefreewannabe:
I was thinking the same when I saw the title of the thread.

And then I was pondering over the reasons for such a mindset and behavior. What makes some ladies more desperate than others? Why do some ladies respect themselves and others don't?

I will not go into detail because I could write a book about that topic but I wish that more ladies get a life; a life that does not revolve around a man who will a get God-like status, a life that does not revolve around fashion and beauty to attract the divine creature that is supposed to solve all her problems and fulfill all her dreams, a life in which you have more than some cheesy soap operas that you spend your free time on and which constantly remind her that life is about a God-like creature who is the answer to all her questions.

And then they wonder and complain that men prefer to spend time with their buddies. The answer is, you are extremely boring.

Welcome to the 21st century.

We're God on earth.

Lordabas:
just found out now before it got serious or we started dating that she slept with my brother 3yrs ago. She has been very honest with me about how she was wild partying hard, very young and naive.i think i got a thing for her and by her actions of late to me and words of other people i think she's a very nice girl. Whatever actions people had in the past with her when i wasn't involved i tell them to leave it in the past i dont care
To be honest with all of you i really don't care but i think some strong feelings are clouding full judgement

...I and my brother still get along great together

Ok Would appreciate some helpful insight

You don't need it, Who she is now regardless. Why do you want to have a girlfriend your brother has been intimate with When you can have someone he does not even know. You might both be cool with it now but i promise you there are lots of awkward moments ahead.
Analyze your feelings well. You may find out that it's the 'taboo' you luv

You forgot this:
(7) Girl who does not think its a big deal and actually enjoys it sends to her boyfriend who also does not think its a big deal and asked for it.


THAT SHOULD BE NUMBER ONE. STOP SOUNDING JUDGEMENTAL.

favouryemmy:
You see the number of registered voters in Lagos is far higher than that of Kano. And yet, they'll be telling us during census that Kano has more population than Lagos. God don catch them!

Lagos and kano are both nine million according to the 2006 National population census. kano was only more than lagos by some thousands and there is not much difference also in this election registration. stop your baseless conspiracy theory.

eaglechild:
I need a more credible source

Besides this shows that GEJ will still win.

The votes in the key population centres of Lagos, Kaduna and Kano are divided.

North central is pro GEJ

North East and North west are divided but may favour Buhari.

SW has a low collection rate and is divided.


The rest of the south is still going to repeat the 2011 overwhelming GEJ vote so nothing changes.

North-east and north-west MAY favour Buhari?
I see you like to see your glass as half full. This is like saying Jonathan may win in the east when its certain to everyone that he will.
quit being delusional.

LASTNIYI:
Less than 50% collection rate in Ogun state........ What is happening.

Obj will help them all vote.

diddydiva:
Good for her!!"

why would she take naked pictures in the first place.
let alone sharing them



Ladies be wise

Be making mouth there, love never enter your head. For every nude girl pic that becomes public there are hundreds that don't. In a few years it will be so normal that you will laugh at your reaction now.

bisous:
At least you know her flaw I.e not dating a broke man....
I know it must hurt knowing you couldn't count on her when the chips were down..but truth is it could be that at that time you were also not lovable.....you know how a man gets when he has lost his means of livelihood......that may have been the case and since she says she was immature she may have learnt her lessons .....now she is pregnant for you not marrying her won't be a good idea...../b/especially because the devil you know is better than the angel you don't know/b/

The bold is the same mind set that ancient europeans used to have who were afraid to navigate too far away from their shores because they thought the earth was flat and they could fall off. well, guess what? they didn't fall off. They found riches in Africa and the new world. He should keep only if he is absolutely convinced she is worth it.

OliverQuinny:
We broke up cos we were also having arguements, and the moment I quit the job, it was kinda the "right time for her to strike". She explained why she acted that way though, said she wasnt mature enuff and dat she was just a baby then. I have since forgiven her, but my mind woudnt stop flashing back and am worried especially now that am considering marriage.

Is this the first time she's ever been pregnant for you?

Redoil:
Disclaimer
this post was made by me when i was heavily drunk with raw enthanol. Any inconvinniece is not regreted by me.
Chai buhari
kai buhari
sh.it buhar.
buharh this buhari that.

Riddles
what is common among salisu buhari mohamedu buhari tinubu ahmead buhari and another buhari .
Send ur answer to APC cyber clonning centre
at www.booohari/osunbade.com and win urself a trailer load of lies and bomb to scare and intimidate people to vote for Buhari.
Tundeajani

Better be careful how you talk about Buhari your president. Gej will soon kneel and kiss his mutherluving ring.

ozoigbondu:
If it is nigeria now they will pour venom on their president call me a clueless retard dunce as if they are better than him forgetting that terrorism is not a one man fight but a communal fight

If their president denied the problem or believe its the handwork of a section of the country, a slowpoke is what he would be called. Insurgency is insurgency regardless of those behind it. That 'people in my village are doing me' mentality is unbecoming of a real leader. He listened too much to people beneath his phd status. Face your problem squarely or get another job.

oyesjoy:
Yoruba has media, Sahara is only doing tinubu's bidding,Yoruba are born betrayals, Jonathan is the civilian president that has done free and fair elections, obasanjo imposed candidate on us, nothing happened, you people should tell us buhari's achievement as past head of state. Obasanjo should give account of 16 billion he spent on light.he wants to the boss always. Tinubu has more half of Lagos state wealth, in me entire life I have never seen inter state toll gate. Tinubu built it and sold it back to Lagos state government for 200 billion naira. I use to sleep in ore road but today is motorable, tell us obasanjo's achievement

And Fayose is Kanuri, right?

cococandy:
Lesson for all I guess

CCTV and a female assistant all the time in cases of female patients.

I was at the doctor's last month and the guy was taking his precious time going over every minute detail of what he ever he wanted to do.

Doctor: I'm going to place my right hand on your right breasstt now to feel for any physical abnormality.
Assistant: is that ok? Do you consent?(while taking notes)
Me: yes

Doctor:I'm going to place my right hand on your left breassst now to feel.....
Assistant: do you consent?
Me:yes

Doctor: I'm going to insert.....bla bla

And so on and so forth for every single procedure.
It was repetitive mehn but I understood he was only protecting himself jare

How does one differentiate between randy doctors and mischievous profit-seeking patients?

Now that gay people are multiplying everywhere are we not in another kind of danger?

Nayah:
I prefer birds

No more retorts from you. You don't think humans can be birds?

Redoil:
Inasmuch i am against the beating and touture of people who are called witches ishilove, if you have the opportunity to hear what the evil and wicked deeds this children witches commit and are confessing you will shed tears uncontrolably for 365 days. Though a lot of people who have never come in contact with their evil and wicked deeds will just wave any discussion about them with their hand. Children witches are very distructive to the extent that if i am having the opportunity i will pass a law among all the evil coven arround the world to up there ante and only allow people above the age of 20years to join them.
If you know that children witches is not a joke to be taking lightly share my post.

You are a wizard.

Nayah:
I prefer birds

We can be the birds- love birds.
I thought you liked birds. You don't like to be one?

Your pastor is a LEARNER.

Nayah:
Just butterflies?

Hehehe. I got microscopic animals too that will give you the fever as soon as I put my hands on you. Then will come the love bug. Once you've caught that, there's no way out. I'm good with animals, I'm not playing.

Nayah:
Oh are you so sure ?? Gimme a reason to get to know you more

I'm very good with animals. I can give you butterflies in your stomach.