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ladyF:
Awnnnn..... this is so sweet. It's high time I get myself a boo

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It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

You go old!

4Qbitch:
For the fifth or so time I had this sexual experience which got me very worried and I'm wondering if it means that I have a spirit wife.

I was asleep and all of a sudden I felt a hand caressing my diiick. I swear the feeling was so real that I thought it wasn't a dream. I felt the presence of a woman by my side but I couldn't see her face but her fingers were busy on my pen1s. After finally screaming Jesus, I woke up to discover that I was super hard down there...

I am so worried. Does this means that I have a spirit wife? Are these things real? I've prayed but I don't feel safe. By the way, I have a regular sexual relationship with my current girlfriend...

Why do you conclude that the hand is a woman's hand. You have a spirit husband. In the spirit world you are a homosexual and your husband wants to be intimate with you. Move to America so that you can be free to be gay and proud.

Upaka:
Why art thou still awake?

I just finished watching Nigeria vs Sweden. What of you? Telemundo still dey go on?

SemuhleB:
Lol please quote where I claim to have two Nigerian friends? I do have Nigerian friends and more then two but I don't see the relevance to this anyways. I am South African that is clearly stated on my profile if my username did not already give you a hint

I do not hate Nigerians nor am I quick to criticise Nigerians. However since I have been on this site those who have been familiar with my previous username as well I was not always "outspoken' as of now but I was just trying to correct a common assumption that you guys have about other nationalities.

Whenever a country or someone does something you hate, you guys insult that same country and make generalisations and when someone responds then you get upset yet you were doing the exact same thing before. This has happened so many times with Ghanians, Kenyans, South Africans, African Americans etc basically anyone who says something bad or does something wrong you guys are the first to start generalising about the country and the people. Look at this thread for starters

Firstly nobody has come to castigate the guy for beating the lady. He is even lucky because if he did that in Sa he would have gone straight to jail and the lady could have sued him as well. Secondly some of your people claimed inferiority complex and jealousy( heard this tune so many times) so I basically responded that it is not true and its not just limited to Africa but a lot of countries world wide feel the same way and it has to do with the behaviour of some Nigerians.

I will admit that not all Nigerians are bad but unfortunately when many people do bad then the whole population is generalised. For example a lot of you say south africans are xenophobic. Even though we are not all xenophobic that negative aspect of some people in the country has tarnished the whole country as xenophobic and I will be there first to admit that it is true.

when muslims are targeted and insulted about this whole war of terror and how islam is this and that. Are all muslims terrorist? No they are not however certain people from this religion has made the whole world generalise that muslims are bad people.

Not all Nigerians sell drugs, do fraud, are loud and pompous but there ones that do have made people generalise that Nigerians are bad unfortunately. Even amongst yourself on this site with your name checkers association, don't those people generalise and say that Igbo are the ones doing the drugs and Yoruba are the ones doing the fraud?

Its up to each of you to disapprove those negative stereotype instead of insulting people and other countries and saying that they are jealous of Nigerians and that they suffer inferiority complex? what exactly do they have to be jealous about? Your population? what? that the men are "stealing their women"? lmfao

That's why I say 3rd highest in the world. I never said the only country in the world that bleaches.

NIGERIAN WOMEN BLEACH. Men don't really bleach. Whenever You read those articles, always remember that. And those statistics thrown around, who the Zap published them? I don't care if you're white as snow or dark as coal. Do you have some junk in your trunk? Booty is all I want to see.

SemuhleB:
People forget that at the end of the day Christians are humans too and not perfect. Hence they are sinners as well and can fall into temptations. Am not talking about fake Christians or Christians who pretend to love God. Am talking about people who have genuine love for God.
I am a Christian myself and am not saying this to bash Christians or anything like that. I am just saying being a Christian and loving and fearing God is not a guarantee that he/she won't cheat.

What needs to be considered is his self control. His view on cheating. Hw he was in past etc etc so many things because whether Muslim, Christian, Jewish, Buddist etc can cheat as long as they are human.

I don't like to cheat but all you ever do is create threads with beautiful, voluptuous and sexy black women. I am Muslim, Christian, Jewish, Buddhist , all at the same time. This means I am more likely to cheat than most. I am never going to succeed. You're not going to let me.

akinmusi:
SMH for you. You are a big one among the gullible.

Kontinuu

Spoken like a true peasant. No superior argument, no vision, just disillusionment, hopelessness and unbelief. Your lost hope, when you regain it will be given back to you by those who have theirs now. It's not yet time for people like you to join the party. The band wagon is not yet for your kind. I understand you.

ATERI:
The man on the street is the Nigerian that is employed but can`t feed his family, is the female receptionist that can`t get her hair done without subsidy from her boyfriend, is the clerk that calls in sick because he can`t afford transport fare to work. So the man on the street is not just the graduate that has not been able to find work since graduating five years ago, or the homeless adult that begs on your way to work. If you blame the latter for their misfortune, what do you say about the former? The weakness of Fashola that people are talking about is his lack of empathy, that is why you would demolish people`s home without any consideration for their fate afterwards. That is why he would try to talk peasants out of their lands in order to please Dangote the billionaire. In a nutshell, he is a leader for millionaires not a leader for million have-nots; the type of leader that blames the poor for their poverty. The speech he gave has been described as fantastic, because it was; but that shouldn`t stop people from discussing his shotcomings as a leader, should it?

You misunderstand me a little. I am not blaming anyone for their misfortune. Not the skilled, unskilled, employed or unemployed. I am saying that you should try to see the world through the eyes of the leader who is trying to get his people to a desired destination. Think like the actor and strategist rather than the person at the receiving end. The truth is that there will never be a right time to take tough actions. There will never be enough money to provide palliatives that will cushion the effect of the economic policy change. There is no serious work that will bring success that will not scare people. It is normal. And if most people are happy every time a leader brings policies, there is something wrong with that leader; you are father Christmas, and guess what? Father Christmas is not real .You are chosen to lead because you can see what most people can't see. Dangote can have land as long as the people are paid and the economic activity he is bringing will benefit them in the long run. If the people are afraid, it is normal, but they will praise the same Dangote and their leader when everything turns out right. And you know what? The people will say they had always supported the leader because the masses have short memory and they are fickle minded.
Humans are by nature always afraid of change but a leader's job is to act so that they can react. When he acts the people will see that they have more to give than they ever realized. I don't think Fashola does not care for the poor masses, rather, he knows the masses have more strength and resourcefulness than they demonstrate. His job is to bring it out of them. That is the kind of leader I want.

akinmusi:
I listen sometimes to BRF and I say what a brilliance.

I do hope someday the brilliance will be put to reality. His talks are good but the working of the talks are distorted when it comes to implementation.

New word for today: Capex - Capital Expenditure.

Talking of the man on the street, Mr. BRF, I remember in Lagos you never did too well remembering the man on the street. For example, you built affordable houses but not cheap houses in which the man on the street could hardly afford.

You people don't have love for the man on the street, you are just interested in what he has to offer which is tax (the few pennies he had left to sustain himself).

The man on the street does not belong on the street. He belongs in the places the elites occupy. Fashola keeps seeing you outside the streets but you are determined to keep people there. Visualize the future without the eyes of a peasant, You peasant! He is telling the UK that they benefited more when Nigeria was a priority trading partner and they still stand to benefit more. Now China has taken their place as our biggest trading partner. He is saying that We have infrastructural challenges as a third world nation but they too are not faring better compared to their first world colleagues. We need to return to how we were. That's a Nigga with some balls and clarity. But you want to eat and wear clothes and not plan for the future just like the f.u.cking peasant you are. Think like the bourgeoisie and not like a foot soldier whose only concern is the next meal. Think like Fashola, think like Tinubu, think like Buhari; think like a king. Go and reread the post.

Uchmonia:
Please how can we access these funds. I need more explaination

"We"? Are you a woman? Nothing we no go see for this Buhari regime.

kgr8mike:
When u ban every thing, you simply shrink the economy. Somebody will make the bags, T shirts and souvenirs which means employment is created.

I am not saying spend foolishly but those little things that creates jobs for Nigerians, let encourage and do them. That is how money will exchange hands and get to those that are not in government.

If the government becomes so rich and the governed becomes so poor, what is the meaning?

There is nothing wrong with the move. What we all should want to know is where the money will be reallocated to. Money can exchange hands in other better areas.

LostCity:
Dubai?
Check this thread,ask your question there sir,they are willing to help you.
www.nairaland.com/2471964/qatar-uae-general-visa-enquiries

Thanks very much.

scopebaba:
Thanks for the information,..I have been roaming around topics on NL trying to find a much more easier way to gain admission into any shengen zone school,..but one way or the other its complicated for me because I can't leave my job here and start roaming for documents to send to schools,..but after going through this topic I chose estonia,..i will surely apply this December or next year as all admissions are presently close,..and for me I won't need to go India or Egypt for the visa as am a residence here in UAE and Estonia do have an Embassy here,..

Brother, I wish to work in Dubai. Can you provide me with info on how to move there. I'd like to work there and apply for a school in Estonia just like you. Please help with easiest, cost effective way of doing so.

Onegai:
I don't think you should get married to him, just yet. Because you're not ready.

And as for his Family being crazy, puhlease, half of everyone's extended family can redefine crazy (someone once forbade his entire family from attending his brother's wedding. Imagine not one sibling showing up to your wedding. Awkward!). Another married a Simpering Miss, who once she started having problems with her hubby, proceeded to blame his mum, sisters, his brothers (none of them even knew they were having issues), moved out of the house and told everyone they threw her out (they only found out 4 weeks later that she had moved out) and her lies got so stupid even when there was video evidence disproving it, but it causes friction between the husband and his mother and siblings. Yeah, crazy. So, what is happening to you sometimes happens to a lot of people.

But you are not ready or matured enough to handle it. Someone said something over the phone and you're already panicking. What happens when they say it to your face? You can't comport yourself to smile and keep a straight face to make them wonder if you give a shi.t

And your family and friends know you. So they know you're not ready. That's why they're telling you to run for the hills. Your degree and your relationship with God and your value doesn't make you ready to handle marriage, it's your People Skills that decide the quality of your marriage. Think I'm making that up? Out of all my friends and former classmates, the more Christian and "good" the women more, well, the more likely they ended up Single mothers, divorced or not even married. I'm talking 15 years later from when I met them. So, yeah.

Let your man settle himself, financially and emotionally. And you learn some People Skills. Before saying "I do" to anyone.

I am glad this is coming from a woman, and an experienced one too.

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SemuhleB:
The type of men we have these days are just sickening. Its like the bad to good man ratio is 9/1. Nigerian women are really suffering and the worst part is the laws seems to favour men.

There is so much advise I could give you but more likely than not you don't have those avenues in Nigeria. That guy would have been locked up for assault. Threats and harassment are a serious thing as well and are not taking lightly.

I really dunno how some Nigerian girls deal with these beasts. The fear of Nigerian men is the beginning of wisdom.

What's worse is some losers want to turn around and blame the woman for her role in getting beaten and that no man wants a single mum. Wtf who says such things.

I have a newfound respect for Nigerian women like the op and not those silly hilly billies.

Relationships are not a do or die affair and you were sensible enough to get out on time.

I just hope you have learnt your lesson. Do you even know what your husband is doing in Dubai. Are you sure its even legal. I believe everything happens for a reason and you may just have been saved by not going to Dubai.

What have Nigerian men done again? The fear of every man is the beginning of wisdom. After God and the angels in heaven it is the men on earth. Don't you ever forget that hierarchy. It will will get you far, South African girl.

DaudaAbu:
Come oh.. is it cumpolsary that only FG that hav to build power plants?

Are states not allowed to build their own power stations due to their natural endowments ?

Pls anyone that know how this thing work should let us know.

Because am surprised that countries that are in the forefront of solar panels manufacturing and usage are cold countries but we, with all the sunshine and what have you are still struggling to generate light and accept solar as a source of generating same in large scale

Nigerian Law does not allow the states to build power plants without contributing it to the national grid. When it gets to the national grid it will then be shared. Lagos had before now been arguing for states to have the power to generate and meet their own needs. Just like it was arguing for the right to state policing. But since the man who was making the argument is now the minister for power, he can just go ahead and provide it for us all.

Tocheagle:
All this back and forth tribal slurs will take nobody Nowhere . It will only keep you at nairaland level . If someone makes a statement that you don't like , simply ignore . You haven't defended your tribe in anyway . You have simply displayed childishness and vast immaturity . I see a lot of crap written about my people igbos but I don't jump down from the sky and throw punches like a native superman . Every tribe offends one another (Kids Stuff) . Be a big boy and look the other way . You can misspell igbos the wrong way , it aint funny and it doesn't change anything about us . And I don't condone my people insulting your people in anyway too . Am an igbo guy dating a yoruba girl ( and I love her) my sister is married to one . So Grow up man . And stop all these tribal sarcastic stunts you guys always try to pull . The developed world is too busy to notice such rants . I believe if you are grown and smart , you will take these the matured way

Tell am well well. I am Yoruba and I can't understand where that comment of his came from. And thanks for not going that route he is trying to take the thread. I too have sisters who are married to Igbos. The whole inter-tribal free-for-all- fights between the two tribes here is just really sickening. You wake up one day and discover no one ever told you you are supposed to hate the other tribe. Really sickening. I am writing on it. It will be my first thread on here. Very mumu something.

VulgarVulvas:
Why the Panama Papers must not be taken seriously

1. George Sorros is behind the leaks. If you don't know who George Sorros is then a simple google search will give you a picture perfect description of this international lobbyist and patron of the criminal Clinton family syndicate.

2. No single American is listed even though Americans account for the highest offshore depositors.

3. The files where compiled to slander world leaders and politicians not in good terms with Washington and the liberal democrats.

4. The files are not open source like wikileaks but have been circulated to major media outlets controlled by the world elites. This alon shows a sinister plot in the making where only prominent leaders and politicians who oppose liberal politics are exposed.



5. The whole file scandal is handled by corporate bodies and has in no way the similar hallmark of wikileaks. If corporate news media only reports what they want you to hear, how in God's name do you think they will remain objective and un-bias?

I saw on Aljazeera where the issue of the absence of Americans on the leak was discussed. It turns out America already has a bilateral agreement with Panama and the Virgin Islands that ensures that any businesses owned by Americans are disclosed to the United states Government. Another thing is that there are firms in America that render the kind of Services that exploit the loopholes in American Tax laws and ensures the rich are able to evade tax. These are the reasons that were put forward. And Obama in his address after the leak said they needed to make sure that such loopholes are blocked.
This could be the real reason rather than a grand conspiracy by America.

omolola15:
They never knocked and i never let them in. I can't start going into details. But they all seem to be burglars because I never saw any grown ass man wielding a pistol at me. The first time it happened. I was still in school back then. Finished my assignment around 4 am, closed my laptop and decided to have a little sleep before I start preparing for class. Only to wake up an hour later to see that my new laptop has been taking through the window. With my phone and my brother's. Now this was in 2008. You should know how much a brand new laptop cost back then. And it was not even 4 months old. I lost lots of documents and other valuables. If I was awake and i know how much laptop cost me, please tell me i won't do anything to that hand to save my laptop and my phones.

They stole from you in this instance. You were not robbed. You were asleep. if you were awake they probably wouldn't have bothered. You wouldn't have needed to cut of anybody's hands. The justification for self defense is if your life was in danger. In this case you described it wasn't.

omolola15:
I have been robbed 3 different times. The 3rd one was worst because they also stole what belongs to my customers. Which I had to pay for. So if i see a robber in my house the fourth time. And i have a Cutlass and a gun, what should I do? I should sit back and let them put me in trouble again? I should start paying for what i didnt do? If i can kill a thief I'll do it because of what they have done for me. Some customers even said I was lying. That i was never robbed maybe I've sold their laptops and giving them story. Thank God I and my mum reported to the police immediately it happened. There was also photo evidence. Yet dem collect their money oooooo.

Omolola, the person who got his hand amputated was not a robber but a burglar. If robbers come to your house they knock and you walk to the door and open it with your hands. You will think clearly about doing something irrational that might lead to your death. You won't do s.hi.t. What that man did was wicked and if we lived in a normal country he would be prosecuted (and he might still be prosecuted). He would have to prove beyond reasonable doubt that what he did was in self defence. Robbers don't stretch their hands through your windows with burglary proof; they knock on your the door and you let them in.

lwanibeauty:
Be sincere with yourself....
and this goes to all real men on Nairaland...
Can you get married to a lady that's older than you ? like she collected 3 or 4 yrs from you....but she's very humble...

if its not something everyone knows and if she is not visibly older at the time we are dating. You would be surprised to find out it is quite common. People just don't broadcast it.

kuuljay:
They were busy shouting that the budget is dead on arrival because of the hate they had for buhari While the ever smart gworo-chewing aboky was busy doing the business underground, I comot cap for aboky

People attach too much importance to brilliance over will. The region with the most supposedly educated people demonstrating that without will brilliance is useless. When I vote, it is the first thing I look for. You could be a genius but you might just be unwilling to use it for the good of your fellow man, whereas someone who is average in intelligence because of the WILL can pull together the resources needed from within or without to get things done. Shout out to all politicians out there with WILL.

thesicilian:
I love South Africa, I think I'll rather live there than Nigeria. Although to be fair, if not for the whites, I'm sure South Africa would be much less developed than even Nigeria's abysmal state today

The whites are also South Africans. Some of the white people have been there longer than some Nigerian groups have been on this geographical location we now call Nigeria. Every time Nigerians say this, we just look envious to me. It is time to quit that argument. It is like saying, ''Nigeria would not have been so big in entertainment if not for Southern Nigeria.'' Is Southern Nigeria part of South Sudan?

IGBOPRINCE:
If all of us can start dressing like this, no one will recognised where you came from.
But putting on one attire will displays where you came from. It s time to start putting on the ibbio, hausa,igbo,ijaw and yoruba attire to practice one nigeria.
The yoruba should add igbo name to one of their name while the igbo should add one yoruba name to one of their name likewise other tribes too.
For example, ayo chukwudi fayose or nnamdi tunde kanu or muhamedu odumegwu buhari .
Rather than putting an english name as middle name.

Hope am making a common sense here

MY BROTHER, OVER-SENSE DEY WORRY YOU. IT IS A SHAME THAT WE'D RATHER BORROW A NAME FROM ANOTHER CONTINENT THAN ONE FROM A NEIGHBORING PEOPLE. WHAT'S WRONG WITH US? I THINK THE FEAR FOR MOST IS THAT THEY THINK THAT WHEN THEY DO, IT MEANS THEY ARE ACCEPTING THAT THEY ARE INFERIOR TO THE OTHER TRIBE. ST.UP.ID REASONING.

Kenzico:
Nna Make people take am easy on this girl ooo!!

That woman needs a psychologist, experienced well meaning people and God because this whole "success" can leave her more unhappy than she has ever been in her entire life. Everything is happening too fast. Capitalists don't care what happens in her personal life as long as it does not affect their brands. I really fear for her and her husband. I hope they are negotiating for both she and her husband. If not, that man would become small in her eyes and that would be the beginning of the end for their marriage. Fame is a double edged sword.

SemuhleB:
South Africa

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO GAIN FROM PUTTING BEFORE MY EYES LADIES I PROBABLY WON'T EVER MEET? YES, SHE IS MY TYPE BUT OF WHAT USE IS THAT IF I STRUGGLE TO TYPE THE KEYS OF MY KEYBOARD? HOW DOES THAT MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE? BE CAREFUL, FRIEND.

WE DID NOT SEE HIM SHAKE THE FORMER INMATE. IF YOU CONSIDER HIM WORTHY OF AN AMNESTY THEN A HANDSHAKE SHOULD MOT BE DENIED HIM.

Trunaijian: 5:09am
You are putting too much pressure on her. If you really love her, there are some measures you must take. Though not easy, they are necessary
1. Call her less
2.Don ever call her friends and ask them to talk to her or narrate your ordeal.
3. If she asks you for anything, if you are disposed, give it to her and still maintain your infrequent communication.
4. Date another girl
As hard as the above measures may seem, they are to open your eyes to the reality of marriage. If she is gonna be yours, she will get back her senses and make up. Sometimes people get bored and tired of relationship. Not that they don't care, they just get bored. When you space yourselves, you will taste something different and realize what you have been missing or realize and value what you have. If she is yours, she will come back. You have fought for her already. Its left for her to choose.
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That is all the advice i have for you.

raayah:
He has a fiancee too?

I think the best thing to do is to tell this man's fiancee the truth. She needs to know what her husband to be is upto!

wetin be your own inside?

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anathemiamia:
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