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Yenefer:
Ok I'm eating at a breakfast diner, and there is an older gentleman sitting next to me at the counter.
He stands up to leave, and another old man sitting near him looks at the guy's plate and I guess he noticed that he didn't really eat a whole lot. He says to the old man as he's leaving, "people are starving, and you're leaving food on the plate."
Old man turns to the guy, looks at him for a second, and says, "people are starving, and you're fat. What's the difference?"

Sameercarter:
I go pass there nothing dey sup

bugidon:
aboki don dey get sense small small

helinues:
Sebi tomorrow is Sunday, we will read it on the news how one pastor prophesied about it.

BTW, where is the pastor that said he is going to China to kill Coronavirus?

No go again cos it's here already. Na to lock him up with the Italian man so that he can perform the miracle without wasting flight fee to China

madt one

GamingMode:
Sapele.na home of ritualists..Asaba..same tin.

Hhansome:
Konji na bastard.

chiemmanuel:
Misplaced priorities, channel your energy to the right channel

donstan18:
I've got many, but I'll tell one.

During my 100lvl registration then in school. Any graduate or student can relate how stressful, tiring and crowded it use to be doing registrations.

It was so sunny that very day with crowd of freshers everywhere, i got tired at some point and decided to get some rest under a tree. Unbuttoned the first two buttons of my long sleeve shirt for air while getting some rest

Some minutes later, a very big yellow-headed lizard fell from the tree and found its way inside my singlet[Singlet was tucked in my jeans], I screamed so high and got the attention of 99% of students there, while trying to make way for lizard by pulling my singlet from my jean, I ended up opening another way for the lizard to jump inside my boxer. At that moment, I shouted and nervously got confused that I couldn't differentiate my prick from the lizard in my boxer because both of them were dangling and dancing around as I was screaming and rehearsing makossa dance in public, jumping around the tree shouting and behaving like a mad man. People couldn't help because they don't know how to, rather, some were laughing and shouting in amusement.

As God had it, i successfully dragged the lizard out, it jumped out, nodded its head and was there looking at me like a fool instead of running, out of anger of embarrassment, I chased the lizard with my tattered clothes and ended up falling down while the lizard escaped. People were laughing as I was, just so FVCKING EMBARRASSED and PISSED that I was so ashamed to even stand and clean my cloth.

Fortunately, two ladies from the crowd stepped forward, helped me picked my scattered files and cleaned my clothes[Thou they were smiling and laughing while helping], and I had to laugh too in shame.

Nna eh! I just jejely gather morale waka comot, find okada begin dey go my lodge

Registration no be by force!!

osuofia2:
fake news, Fulanis are our brothers and not enemies, the Igbos are are just trying to cause disunity among the Yorubas and Fulanis. The igbo people are our problems and not Fulanis,
The oba does not speak for the Omoalabis,

youngsahito:
Ibos won't appreciate this from Buhari

StarUp:
I hope they added Tinubu's share?

FamousMonk:


Exactly what happens when your preeq is as flavored as a shisha pot.Every hoe will wanna suck it..
But nevertheless..Flavor has just Anna and Sandra and you're complaining..
How about me who has Salome,Gift,MiMi,Charity,Favour,Stella,and including my Neighbour's wife mama Sikira?

JOHNSONSOLAFUNMI:
I lost too much sperm

Olisehinnocent:
People like us na for bed we dey impress babes o. I don give one girl head in her smelly pussy while trying to impress her. I regretted doing it dat day. I nearly collapse

Jobminister:
Sold my car to buy okada so that anytime am giving her a lift, her two oranges will be resting on my back..

Since I cannot summon the courage to say anything to her.

merits:
I stole so many things to impress girls,such as � goat, chicken, electric kettle, money and so on.

seankafor:
Buying exotic juice for her with the 1k I collected from my mum

Later that night, one of my nigga carry her fvck her that night
I no smell her toto till today

Randy100:
Going to vigil, where cold and sleep wan kill me for that night. I was later rewarded with kpekus after 6months.

Wuzzytech1:
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Amstupid:
announcement:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>

PLZ DE LAST PERSON
TO ENTER 2020
SHOULD LOCK DE
GATE B4 BUHARI ENTER WITH US

DonFreshmoney:
I dont need to say today is my birthday. But as the Nairaland prospective PDP Presidential candidate for 2023. But I need to announce it here

Hello Constituency, today is my birthday. Please mame some noise.

DigitalLogic:
congratulations


hustle oo! make them no give you empty jollof rice for wedding reception say meat don finish

ProudlyAfarmer:
Igbo guys fighting hausa and Yoruba people for free...







..


Come and see another so called Afonja making waves here again...


We fight for money, we don't fight for politicians...

Your own business na cream