₦airaland Forum

You better shut the Bleep up too.... Which of the road Buhari don do

naija4life247:
If you have proofs against what he said, list your proofs here or shut the fucck up. Even the roads in Obasanjo's town, the roads in Goatluck village, Buhari is constructing them because the two useless idiots Obasanjo and Goatluck were not usefull to their people. What of 2nd Niger Bridge that politicians have been using year after year to defraud your people, Buhari is constructing it.

This one loud oo

coolcharm:
Oga OP, please off the mic

Because they bought 3 fairly used 1990 trains from China with the loan china gave them... They feel they have arrived.

Omo your case big

Guy know go kill yourself look. There nothing APC can do again

Lipscomb:
Yes we reject the election. INEC should declare the election void and null pdp rigged pastor iyamu.

We will get our mandate back at supreme court.

Thunder fire pdp and their supporters.

Shame on you and keep deceiving yourself

Arrewa:
Gov. Elrufai one of the best governor in Nigeria who increased the IGR of Kaduna State from N13bn in 2015 to N44bn in 2019. He implemented the TSA to block leakages in addition to LG autonomy.

Kaduna is the number one in terms of ease of doing business. In Kaduna,governance is open & projects can be monitored.All these aren’t coincidence!

Elrufai is busy developing his state... While some lazy bigots are busy signing petition against him.

Kaduna is developing

Doctor

Slimtuns:
Not everything is spiritual, check to see if the vaginal walls are not ruptured yet! Chai see how fine babe dey display for outside

Op you have a big problem or you're sick

Danielfx:
The main reason why i have not exposed this to anyone since is because it sounds completely insane.

After my secondary school education, i had an health attack from an overdose of drug and was unconcious, after I was revived and discharged, i started hearing a girl talking to me in a cool voice. At first, i thought i was deluding but it becomes real and real, she introduced herself as my wife and that we got married. She asked me if i don't remember which i said "no", funny enough i developed an attitude relating with her without a problem and even started having sex with her, i feel her on me and then somehow ecstasy evoke building that sperm flow....

My major issue is that i can't date a girl more than three months. My spirit companion would leave atimes for days and eventually come back. All the ladies i ever loved could not stay even though i showed them love and care and spent money on them.

I have been so lucky with money, she knows my taste for money is insatiable and so she doesn't object that area at all but whenever i start crying or feeling hurt about heartbreak with my girlfriend, she would come and whisper to me that she told me to leave her alone, that she can't share me with anyone and that we belonged to each other...

My friend was able to use voodoo to hold his girlfriend that broke his heart and stole his money to elope with a guy, the girl came back and for years they have been together happily. The girl is so happy that i advised myself to do thesame. My friend took me to an Alfa that did thesame stuff for him. Mine didn't work, as a matter of fact, my girl left me to a guy that is not handsome as i am, not financially buoyant as i am and not even educated. I used drugs during sex and so i am sure the guy wouldn't be twice as good as i am in bed.

The last time i saw my ex, she was dried up from starvation as her dad had no job and she already lost her mom. I called her and sent money to her Account to make her hair but after meeting her at the saloon, she declined meeting again with me. It was as if one moment she was very jumpy to get back to me and another moment she was critically rude.

So, i called her today and she told me she has a visitor, a male visitor and that i should not call her and that she would call me when she is chanced. I was so angry and didn't know what to do, i withdrew money and bought codeine to forget her but just as i was about taking the codeine, the spirit lady came, i felt her presence and then she laughed jokingly at me and told me she warned me about the girl, that we(spirit and i) belonged together and that i should stop chasing ladies except for flings only....


I was so angry and then i told her i would commit suicide to end the frustration of being lonely all the time, she then threatened to paralyse me if i attempt doing it, and that the paralysis would stop me from putting myself in harms way but i will live for long, even to old age like that...


She seemed so intelligent giving me special advise and saying things that i don't even know of. She makes people see me like a highly intelligent young man. She advises me whenever she's around some of the advise are righteous and it makes me wonder if she is angel or something. At a time, she came to my exam hall once to sit with me and tell me some few answers while she joke...

People started thinking i am mad or deluded in some sort which i know was true. They say sometimes i talk to myself and behave strange and even walk like a deluded person...

The thing is that i don't really hate her but the fact that i can't see her is dreadful for me. I need a companion and no girl seems to be around me more than three months no matter how caring i am. I am so fucking romantic that people always compliment on my act....

My previous posts reflect on heartbreak and stupid relationships all of which were her handiwork.

I am unhappy with my life. No voodoo works for me. I can't even cast a spell on a girl and can't hold any girl around me and any male friend she doesn't like, she sends away somehow...

Please Nairalanders, this is not a story, this is real and to God in heaven i swear on my death. I don't know what to do again. Please someone should help.


Modified: My family dedicated me to an idol in sapele after they gave birth to me.

They claimed i was so sick after birth and that they tried everything possible and only the idol that saved me... I worshipped the idol till the age of 15

I swear

PornLegend:
Its either OP is writing a script for a nollywood film or OP is mentally disturbed

Go and see a psychologist for Pete's sake!

Guy go and make money, leave the women alone with there problems

bodybuilder:
One thing I have noticed about girls is that they don't like single guys. They are always trying to snatch a man from another girl.
It is that they just like competition?
It is easier to fucck a girl when she knows you've a girlfriend or multiple girls.
Why this?

My advice for you, is to give her space and focus your energy on more better things

Elder stake man I hail you

FryMosquito:
As I hear one time... It's like someone licking orange(even if fresh orange) you will throw it or abandone it after squizzing out the water on it. Then you start looking for a fresh orange or new one again... Na elders talk am ooh

This one loud to

Zzor:
Nothing wrong in fathering another person's baby since you can be careless about your life,maybe this is your own way of doing charity.rubbish

Me sef shock

Mcfi:
Shouuu!

Good for her o. God don finally answer her prayers. But wait o na the Shan George of those days?

Guy hustle up and leave women for now..... Omo I have been single for years.

you never see something. Skin diving no go

No worry Ur small change still dey Ur account

Sandine boi

No be Tiff before... All this emirs and Kings are all Tiff come beat me

SLAP44:
Are you saying emir of minna is a tiff?

Take your time o

If you don't have better thing to say.... Please just keep quite and stop blabbing

Kestolove:
Since 1999 Ibos have always contested Presidential elections and always lost at the primaries and main elections



*Alex Ekwueme Jos 98 PDP convention - lost

*Rochas Okorocha , Orji Kalu 2003 PDP primaries - lost

*Okadigbo ANPP vice president 2003 - lost
*Ume ozoike ANPP vice president 2007-lost
* Peter obi PDP Vice president 2019 - lost.

Some tribes are just bad luck when it comes to politii, evn if you associate with Dem, u will still lost ur election....APC should stay clear from Dem like PDP dat HV zone dia ticket to the north

Is it for the northerners only Abeg make the country divide sef

Officialgarri:
This people don't get tired of repeating the same thing every week?

Buhari should hand over to Igbo because presidency is now by appointment shay?

You just spoke my mind

Pubichairs:


Lemme tell ya guys

If I'm chosen to handle any affair in this country, I'd consider my self, family and people around me first

Nigerians will be de least on my mind, the system can't change for good in my own time,...looting de sweet die.

Abeg tell am !!!!

sylve11:
You're in for a long thing.
In the hay days when you're telling her you loved her just to spread her like bedsheet on top a sheet, so you're telling lies, isn't it?

I will not say much because If you nor know how song take start make you no go hurry dance put, before you go dance GARALA inside ASONTO....

Audio airstrike . make una go sit down joor

Racoon:
https://www.channelstv.com/2020/05/23/military-airstrikes-kill-135-bandits-destroy-camps-in-katsina-zamfara-army/amp/

Poverty real papa

KendrickAyomide:
Thunder Fire Poverty

Omo you know rest for did matter... Oya continue talking. Bitch ass nigga

EasterDell:
Nooooo come and have time for me!

Many are mad but few are roaming & I am proudly one of them.

Your wisdom may have saved you some few MB and unneccessary adrenaline rush.

You for come make we use insult finish ourselves. Ode!!!

Nigerians will never stick to decent principles from leadership.

Any idiotic thug! That rules must find supporters in the country. Tufiakwa! Idiots! and Fucktards! Everywhere!

I don't have time for you man.....

EasterDell:
Glorified Monkeys! Wey oyibo teach to wear cloth! You think say everybody na coward like you and your generation.

Wike no reach & he must call off his lockdown!

If you like go suck his dick!

My friend you don't have better things to say .... Just keep shunt

EasterDell:
The Wike is a he goat!

After bouncing up and down locking up everyone. He will soon lift the lockdown like he released the 30 Mobil staff he arrested before.

He thinks he is the only mad man in Nigeria. People have fought military governments to stand still. Let alone an ordinary governor who doesn't even know the full meaning of covid19.

After watching CNN he jumps up and starts signing orders to lockdown.

Good God!

I will go to Rivers State and buy trouble.

That craze Wike dey find he will see it.

This one loud ooo

StarUp:
Hmmmmnnnn, Yankee no sweet again?

All those boys go be boko later later.. southern governors should protect that border seriously

Him dey doubt him faith

shamsin6300:
Put your trust on God
Abi u de doubt ur faith ne?