Nonsence rougues pay 4 t fair?

FLAWLES:
.das chicken change compare to amount m paying n school(i mean my school hostel/Lodge

Oh those glorified Secondary school hmmm.. Dudet you still can't beat that, 450k a month compared to a whole session fee of 600k ? abegi time don reach make you go sleep.. You can't pay for my T-fare dearie ,you just can't.

look at all these dumb niggah feeling fly about ladies paying their fares

i know a lie when i see one

zealot4me:
opening of laps and cleavage? dats cheap

Sit down there, Hypocrite.
There's no way your lap will not show at one point or the other,except you never wear skirts.
Cleavage is certain, Am sure you dont even know the meaning.Except you allways wear Hijab.
May be you are still under 10 or you r detached from society.Cleavage flaunting and feel-my-hips(laps) kind of dress is the most potent method from time immemorial to atleast draw a man's attention.It has worked,it's working and will be working.
And this never mean the girl is cheap.
But how would you know, 'cos' you've never been wooed before, i can introduce you to my prophet.

FLAWLES:
.oga;is u dah know;m going to bed(have classes tomorrow very early

Ok oo. Bye babe. U try!

ireneony:
like i have a fuuvk...
jobless nairaland mavis beacon

nw dnt gv me dt luk,if correcting u means joblessness,wat else can i say?the ireneony i knw wld tk correctns and move on. ,wel change they say is constant. .

dyabman:


Oh those glorified Secondary school hmmm.. Dudet you still can't beat that, 450k a month compared to a whole session fee of 600k ? abegi time don reach make you go sleep.. You can't pay for my T-fare dearie ,you just can't.

Werey hahahahahahahaha. Lmao!

ireneony:
like i have a fuuvk...
jobless nairaland mavis beacon

Nahhhhh...my friend doesn't have a fuuvk o

wristwatch:


Flawless, How far? U go call d number? Nah abroad no ooh! He may be your jackpot

don't tell me you don't know a mobile number that belongs to the rep of Benin?

its not a bad thing oh

am just concern about the term " jackpot" which you used.
I mean people cross over to benin from Lagos border with just #200

ehen...

See them!

#transFORMERS

dyabman:


V for virgin ?? no i'm not one anymore .. Can you pay a rent for 450k a month ? i bet not , except you are dating a Politheifian .

Word bro! Word.

wristwatch:
Today's love game is changing wheels as the hunter is becoming the hunted.

I have heard situation of when a lady takes bold step in asking a guy out but this perfectly works in the western world unlike in Africa where such ladies will be regarded cheap and desperate for husband.

So as a result, Ladies in our world gives stylish green signals in order to make guys toast them which are;

Smile

A radiant face is pleasing to watch and send positive signal of your approval for discussion. Some ladies smile can make a hungry and angry man happy. This is exactly what give guys the encouragement to strike a conversation.


Hard to Get Mechanism

This method is common among ladies. Just like Banky's W song on "Will you be my Lover, Yes or No? ". They will neither say Yes nor No. They are nice today and cruel tomorrow. They do this in order for guys not to take them for granted neither put them off.

Initiate a conversation

A bold lady initiate a conversation discussing issues vital in a guy's life. They do this in order for the guy to pick interest in them.

Stalk on you

In classrooms, Offices, churches and other places, such set of ladies stylishly stalk on the guy with the hope he will notice them. Hitherto, the way ladies stylishly stalk guys is so professional that it become irresistible to overcome their advances.

They stylishly open their laps and cleavage

Over exposing laps and boobs will term a lady prostitute. Because ladies understand this mentality in guys, they stylishly open their laps and cleavage when they sit beside their crush by wearing short skirt and a bit open blouse.

Frequent calls


They call frequently to check on him even when they is nothing to discussed on. She finds it amazing and happy just to hear his voice

Spray their body with perfume several times

A soothing deodorant send a provoking neurone in your brain when perceive. Therefore, since ladies are known for carrying kits of manicure, perfumes, etc. They quickly make up and apply perfume just to attract her crush despite d fact that she applied it few minutes ago.

They pay for your his T fare

In a public transport, they pay for your his T fare in order to gain your attention.


Feel free to add yours.

. This 'greenlight' topic on NL is becoming stale

pbs4real:
nw dnt gv me dt luk,if correcting u means joblessness,wat else can i say?the ireneony i knw wld tk correctns [b]are[/b]move on. ,wel change they say is constant. .

pot calling a kettle black
do you mean 'and'

You forget to add the harsh treatment. Some girls become hostile when they start realising they dig yhu. Dnt know why tho but I know it's true

geezuz!!
**Hits my head real hard at the wall**
damn, a gal paid 4 my t-fare yesterday...we were conversing with each other in a bus, we made each other laugh as we discuss abt the society.
Although,she was showing me some possible signs dat she wants me,like glaring helplessly into my eyes,smiling, forming ajebutter, taps me most times as we discuss during an argument.
Then she paid 4 my T-fare when we alighted at a bus stop, like don't bother dear.

**how could i 4k up like this nah**
was i blind folded?

Dheartless:
don't tell me you don't know a mobile number that belongs to the rep of Benin?

its not a bad thing oh

am just concern about the term " jackpot" which you used.
I mean people cross over to benin from Lagos border with just #200

Ofcos I know bro. Also rep of Benin is abroad u know but not oversea.

ireneony:
fuuuk you!
why do you keep on following me then

before i open my eyes unfollow me this minute

or do you think am here to impress anyone.

zookeeper!

dats harsh

jerryfunky:
all those dont work on me d last time i noticed such av already asked her friend out before she told me wat her aim was, so pls if u like someone walk up straight and spit d shit off ur mouth thats save a little rise to BP( blood pressure)......



anyway that was den during my university days?

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@ the bolded, I remember my teacher once taught me to use ? when asking question,Now does that look like one??..
maybe am hallucinating thou!!!

wristwatch:


Lol so Twaci want make u toast her?

Mehn this thread nah confession time.

she com de drag ma boxes sef!
Buh ah say no!
Ah no want dis ur touchin body

ireneony:
like i have a fuuvk...
jobless nairaland mavis beacon

Go and modify that Chill now!WTF

wtfCode:
geezuz!!
**Hits my head real hard at the wall**
damn, a gal paid 4 my t-fare yesterday...we were conversing with each other in a bus, we made each other laugh as we discuss abt the society.
Although,she was showing me some possible signs dat she wants me,like glaring helplessly into my eyes,smiling, forming ajebutter, taps me most times as we discuss during an argument.
Then she paid 4 my T-fare when we alighted at a bus stop, like don't bother dear.

**how could i 4k up like this nah**
was i blind folded?

Ireneony Can u see an example?

Bros chai u Bleep up oh. Why u know ask 4 her number? Abi she no fine? Don't dull again next time. Such opportunity is rare.

She tells you "your girlfriend is very lucky to have you all to herself".

Ekugbeh:
she com de drag ma boxes sef!
Buh ah say no!
Ah no want dis ur touchin body

No be the Twaci whey I knw bro hehehehe. she be correct babe . Haba dragging boxer ke?

Twaci:
yeye, so it was u that gave me that fake pen that refused to write...

no!
D one ah gav 2 yo wz writin o.
Infat brin ma pen

ireneony:
pot calling a kettle black
do you mean 'and'

yh i meant and* at least i didnt argue wit u,i tuk correction and move on doznt cost a tin,so u shld do same,no 1 is abv mistake. . .capish?

wristwatch:


No be the Twaci whey I knw bro hehehehe. she be correct babe . Haba dragging boxer ke?

very funny babe tho

FLAWLES:
.das chicken change compare to amount m paying n school(i mean my school hostel/Lodge

Least i forgot , you don't pay your school fees , you parents do

ireneony:
what the fuccvk do you mean 'they pay for his t fare' guy do you live in this country at all..
even a guy will slap you for this statement.
since i was born , now am getting old i have never pay for a guy fare no matter how handsome he is

if we are friends that's another case, and there is a way he will ask...what the fucck are mine saying...hell no!




op do you think nigerian ladies are white

this is one of the reasons I said naija men should marry outside!!!

waiting dey pain me past for dis obodo naija, why some babes go dey form and dey tell lie like say dem no dey shit, na girls dem even be self abi make I kunkun ma call dem pikin self.


We no need to dey lie again, wat what na babes, babes make una take time for una forming enough is enough

Twaci wre u @?oya cum and tel me if dis allegations are true.

De bcom rude 2 u particularly...
....and i b lyk wah did i do wrng.

Prodeegee:


Thank God for music. U knw what snitch means?

My bro, you didnt need to ask her. Its obvious she doesnt know. Just hears snitch, it sounds cool to her and she uses it. Nonsense.