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Travel › Re: Ever Imagined A River Over Another River,a Bridge Meant For Ships? (photos) by wtfCode: 12:50pm On May 01, 2015
generaliy07:
Nothing my brother, and I'm sure you don't too, but I don't believe in it, I'm Team YOLO, so make the best of this one life, you may end up becoming richer than Dangote, don't you think so?
yea...ofcourse.
Celebrities › Re: Photos: Actress Mide Martins Rocks Denim Bum Short by wtfCode:
@op, are u stewpeed?
The ShiiiiT even made frontpage!
Romance › Re: Guys: Some Signs To Know A Lady Ain't Interested In You by wtfCode: 12:40am On May 01, 2015
too much discussions on ladies...nawaoo.
Politics › Re: Buhari Appoints Ahmed Joda, 85 year Old To Head His Transition Committee by wtfCode: 12:27am On May 01, 2015
meeeehn, we are so doomed.
Politics › Re: Adamawa Governor, Ngilari, Buys Two Lexus Suvs For N180million by wtfCode: 11:45pm On Apr 30, 2015
just see how this fool wasted nigerian money!!
Politics › Re: I Will Hand Over Terror-Free Nigeria – Jonathan by wtfCode: 11:15pm On Apr 30, 2015
Ruffychuks:
goodluck + failure = mama peace. if say I fit see dis man make i light am one slap
a typical mumuic chelsea fan talkin'.
Travel › Re: Ever Imagined A River Over Another River,a Bridge Meant For Ships? (photos) by wtfCode: 10:41pm On Apr 30, 2015
generaliy07:
And what if Dangote comes a poor chap?, can you be twice lucky? grin]
mehn,what do u know about reincarnation?
Phones › Re: You Think Your Smartphone Is The Best ? Wait Until You See This by wtfCode: 10:38pm On Apr 30, 2015
gentlezypher:
whats this one talking about, 3310 in 80s and early 90s.... Lol people dy lie sha, when did mobile line enter 9ja? In 80s we were talking about grammar phone(hope i got the spelling)
mumu...go back and read that post again.
I was born in the late 80's,and 3310 happens to be my first phone followed by alcatel at the age of 18.
Phones › Re: You Think Your Smartphone Is The Best ? Wait Until You See This by wtfCode: 10:33pm On Apr 30, 2015
no...i don't miss the old days, i'm looking forward to the future.
Christianity Etc › Re: Lagos State Shuts Down 24 Religious Outfits For Causing Too Much Noise by wtfCode: 4:27pm On Apr 30, 2015
Naughtysite:
Report them to ministry of environment near you.

It is okay to use indoor speakers but those ones they Mount on roof tops is an insult on public peace..
and you think they will listen to me.
Christianity Etc › Re: Lagos State Shuts Down 24 Religious Outfits For Causing Too Much Noise by wtfCode: 4:21pm On Apr 30, 2015
Lilimax:
How about the early morning noise from a Mosque coming out from a wicked loudspeaker positioned very close to my window embarassed?
I wish they close down the Mosque too embarassed
bae, i could feel ur pain o...especially if u don't understand hausa and also not a muslim.
That their long cry na something else.
Travel › Re: Ever Imagined A River Over Another River,a Bridge Meant For Ships? (photos) by wtfCode: 3:58pm On Apr 30, 2015
generaliy07:
How then does it work? I believe in Africa, I hope in the future, never give up on this continent brov
ok...or lemme say i should have a father as rich as dangote in my next life.
Travel › Re: Ever Imagined A River Over Another River,a Bridge Meant For Ships? (photos) by wtfCode: 8:48am On Apr 30, 2015
generaliy07:
If there's a next life, what if Africa becomes the hub of civilisation and the West stays primitive?
it doesn't work like that.
Travel › Re: Ever Imagined A River Over Another River,a Bridge Meant For Ships? (photos) by wtfCode: 8:34am On Apr 30, 2015
in my next life, i'll never be born in africa.
Romance › Re: (18+) Actress Zoe Kravitz Realease Nonscence Pictures by wtfCode: 8:26am On Apr 30, 2015
stewpeed biatch
Christianity Etc › Re: Lagos State Shuts Down 24 Religious Outfits For Causing Too Much Noise by wtfCode: 8:17am On Apr 30, 2015
what of the 2 church at the back of my house.
They're always on competition of who makes noise pass...no one wanna hear what the other one is preaching.
Politics › Re: Fuel Scarcity: FG Pays N156bn Fuel Subsidy Claims To Marketers by wtfCode: 7:08am On Apr 30, 2015
GEJ na now u wake up?
*Smh*
he's doin' good lately...lemme call it 'last fight'.
Family › Re: Court Dissolves 3-year-old Marriage Over Wife’s Lack Of Vagina Opening by wtfCode: 12:11am On Apr 30, 2015
nawaoo, wtf am i feeding my ears!
Politics › Re: Why Are These Two Igbo States Hated??? by wtfCode: 12:04am On Apr 30, 2015
abeg no mention Abia state biko.
The people that are somewhat disregarded are the 'abakaliki' people, and nsukka people.
They behave like the mallams.
Abia are hardcore igbo state,just that they've not gotten a good governor since its creation.
Romance › Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by wtfCode: 11:50pm On Apr 29, 2015
meeehn, i will never forget that day. #thatbitch!!
I turned to a stammerer that very day, my heart was pounding as if 2pac rap songs is been played through sony speakers, i was sweating as if i came out 4rm a shower and she was laughing at me.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester Vs Chelsea (1 - 3) On 29th April 2015 by wtfCode: 11:14pm On Apr 29, 2015
see them...noise makers!
Car Talk › Re: Pretty Woman Spotted Driving A Dangote Truck In Ibadan..photos by wtfCode: 9:02pm On Apr 29, 2015
could u just remove the word 'pretty' 4rm that stewpeed post op!!
Celebrities › Re: Jesse Jagz Is So Thin – Fans Cries Out by wtfCode: 8:07pm On Apr 29, 2015
holy mo'fucker!! Sup jesse? Whats wrong homie? U look like u've got aids or something dude.
Pets › Re: 7 Dogs Attack A Commercial Driver In Lagos (Photo) by wtfCode: 2:58pm On Apr 28, 2015
olu77:
Even if the dogs where up to 1000 he should have pretended as if he wasn't afraid until they all passed
hmmm, not all dogs o.
I remember the day I went to a friends house.
They have a huge compound with three angry caucasian shepherd patrolling around the house.
They've got no gatekeeper, u just open the gate by yourself.
I went in, then one of the dogs was running towards me to attack me,i picked courage to stop walking and stand still.
I thought the animal was just gonna sniff me or play...but instead,the beast pounced on me and was trying to bit me,while the other two came out 4rm the back of the house.
Oooo boy, that was the day i experienced a huge adrenaline rush,i held the dog by the neck and threw it far as possible,b4 the other 2 could reach where i am,i found myself on top of pathfinder suv
beside me.
U need to see the way they surrounded me b4 the owner came out and called them.
Politics › Re: Abacha Offers Oladipo Diya Handkerchief To Wipe Rivers Of Tears by wtfCode: 2:31pm On Apr 28, 2015
UnclePati:
Crying General. Begging for his life.

If General Cry what should his foot soldiers do?

Wht should junior officers do when dey see cryiing Generals.
hahahahahahaha, the junior ones would probably resign.
Politics › Re: Abacha Offers Oladipo Diya Handkerchief To Wipe Rivers Of Tears by wtfCode: 2:25pm On Apr 28, 2015
supereagle:
Those of you that do not know the history of Nigeria Civil war will call Yoruba cowards. Yoruba soldiers handled the most difficult terrain while the war lasted. The Atlantic Theater , the bullets of Biafra in the front and Atlantic ocean behind you, where would they run to. They liberated the present [s]Delta, Bayelsa , River , Akwa Ibom and Cross River[/s] from the claws of Ojukwu Biafra.
Also Col Akinriande led the final Battle that ended the war going for Biafra jugular at Uli - Ihiala axis.
is that what your pops narrated to u? Cuz if it is,then ur pops was hiding in a cave for three years during the war.
Mehn, ojukwu didnt attack these people,got it?
Politics › Re: Abacha Offers Oladipo Diya Handkerchief To Wipe Rivers Of Tears by wtfCode: 2:16pm On Apr 28, 2015
hotwax:
[size=18pt]Ojuku ran away from death. Diya is facing death with fear. eh easy to face your death ? Stewpid logic[/size]
if u see death 4 road, just block am.
Politics › Re: Abacha Offers Oladipo Diya Handkerchief To Wipe Rivers Of Tears by wtfCode: 2:13pm On Apr 28, 2015
mehn, that idiat really needs that hankerchief.
Ain't no major general, i repeat,no general will ever be like ojukwu...he's was a symbol of greatness,an true heroic icon, the mouth that spoke for his people.
Celebrities › Re: I Regret Clocking 40 Without Husband ”pretty Actress, Amaka Okere by wtfCode: 1:30pm On Apr 28, 2015
mtcheeeeew, not yet in a relationship and u wan marry diz year? abi na juju u go take doing?
Did i just saw 'a mother of 3'?
Mehn, whatever she does is her own way of life.
Foreign Affairs › Re: French Cartoon About Africans Drowning In The Mediterranean Sea by wtfCode: 10:48pm On Apr 27, 2015
CAMNEWTON4PRES:
you have no balls

They get abused, picked on, harassed, enslaved by everyone!
They have poor and weak nations!
They hold no power as a race even though they are one of the biggest and oldest races on the planet….
Why is that?
Regardless of the reasons … the facts are …
African men are weak.
They are coward.
They have no balls.
Their balls are not hard enough.
They can’t defend their women, their land.
They refuse to fight.
They are afraid. Cowards men of Africa.
The only reputation they have is for having big Dick!
They’d do anything possible to escape their responsibility to fight their enemies.
They think praying some God in a sky will miraculously save them!
If God would save any nation by miraculous intervention, why then Israel, the chosen nation of God, has an army?
During the last 60 year, the West has lost all their wars in Asia, because Asian men are willing to fight, and defend their lands and culture, and they have learned how to structure their society to be impermeable to foreign invasions!
America has sent 150 000 soldiers in Afghanistan, with tens of other western countries armies, with the latest weapons and drones, but the determination of the afghan fighters made them understand that can’t win. Now they are leaving tails between broken legs!
With less than 500 French soldiers (don’t laugh), France is controlling Côte d’Ivoire a nation of over 20 millions people!
African man, harden your balls, get ready to fight.
You Can’t Keep what You can NOT Defend!
lemme call this, comment of the month.

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