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Romance › Re: So Many Ladies Over The Age Of 30, Please What Is The Problem!!!? by wtfCode: 5:20pm On Mar 16, 2015
Rexnegro:
It is the hard economic situation that nigerians (esp the guys)are facing and the excessive and unnecessary spending of doing wedding in 9ja all because u want to marry esp the eastern people...our people should make marriage less expensive ...in some tribes/places the bride price alone no be here ooo...so tell me why won't 30+ ladies won't remain singles plenty? Meanwhile for some ,they fall into wrong guys hands who is only interested in fuccking her hence wasting their times, for some they got bad characters, no manners , lack respect . For some they are waiting for dangote that might never come. for some they are selective eg I want him tall , dark etc ...for some they still want to enjoy life forgetting menopause dey and before they realise it time don zoom off....for some also they follow them from their villages. Above all na bad govt cause am starting from 1985-date making economic situation hard for guys to gather money for marriage. With these little points of mine I hope I make sense @op
well said.
Politics › Re: APC Mocks PDP In New Campaign Advert (Photo) by wtfCode: 12:35am On Mar 15, 2015
Buhari Child Zara Is Paying Over £40,000 /
# 12million Naira as School Fees Developing Her
Future and Career.
*Jonathan's Children Have Being Moved To London
For Studies and Residence while Developing Their
Career and living In Affluence.....
*Atiku Abubakar Children Are Abroad Schooling....
*Tinubu's Children Are Abroad Schooling and Living
in Affluence,
They Are All Developing and Investing In their
Children To Continue To Rule Us After They Are
Gone.....
You are there As A Jobless Graduate Wearing APC
and PDP Customized Vest and Polo, Chanting

"Change" Holding Brooms and Carrying Umbrellas
Chanting "Transformation" Killing Yourself,
Fomenting Trouble and Constituting Nuisance to the
Society because of Peanuts that can't make you a
better person......
Even If You Have No Paying Jobs, Why Not Do
Apprentice Or learn a Skill that will make You more
Productive today in the Society. Why Not Do
Volunteering Jobs Instead Of Looking For Big Pay
Jobs!!!!
Stop Being A Disgrace To Your Discipline, Stop
Wearing APC Vest and Carrying PDP Umbrellas
Because That is the Wish of Politicians For You...
They Know If You have a Good Job, They Can't Use
You As A Thug / Propagandist.
If Buhari will Not Bring All His Ten Children To the
Street For Campaign and Jonathan Will not Bring his
Children and Blood Brothers To The Street For
Campaign, Then You are a Disgrace To Your Family
If You Don't Stop Masquerading Yourself As PDP
and APC Agents, Because Up Till Now, I have Never
Seen Buhari 's Children and Jonathan's Children On
The Street Wearing APC Vest and Holding Brooms,
Neither Have I seen Jonathan's Children Carrying
The PDP Umbrella Even On Social Media Let Alone
In the Street....
If you are hungry, take this food for thought. . . .
Health › Re: Question, Myths, And Answers On Seminal Fluid(sperm) by wtfCode: 10:04pm On Mar 10, 2015
MarieSucre:
Have you drank your own sperm? how did it taste like? holla back,,, keep it flowinh.
sperm tastes "spermy".
Romance › Re: See What This Guy Did (photo) by wtfCode: 11:22am On Mar 07, 2015
are u 4rm anambra state ,abia state or any igbo state?
Health › Re: Question, Myths, And Answers On Seminal Fluid(sperm) by wtfCode: 11:11am On Mar 07, 2015
MarieSucre:
Tufiakwa!!! drink sperm? makagini? anything from the nether region is not for ingestion.
you should try it someday, it tastes better than Hollandia yoghurt. smiley
incase u need a clean-big-black dispenser...just Holla.
Health › Re: Question, Myths, And Answers On Seminal Fluid(sperm) by wtfCode: 11:04am On Mar 07, 2015
ugwuishi:
What's sperm?
A sperm is the fluid that is ejaculated during orgasm, it is whitish, opalascent and contains sperm cells, proteins and nutrients.

What's the average sperm count?
It ranges between 80 to 120 million sperm cells per ml, Yes! It is that much.

Do temperature affect sperm count?
Yes it does, it has been found that tight cloth binders, hot bath between 43 to 45 celsius could reduce the sperm count, so the temperature is kept at alltimes at 32 deg celsius and thats why the scrotal sac hangs outside and not in the body, so stop caging it like it will escape, let it cool, it needs that.

Can a virgin get pregnant from a semen discharge close to her vagina?

Yes!, contrary to popular believe that virgins cant get pregnant, a virgin that frolicks with a penis would, the human sperm can survive upto 3days in the female genital tract, it moves at a speed of 3mm/min, and could reach the egg in 30 to 60mins agter sex, yes it is that fast, so a play around with sperm by a virgin can lead to a baby bump.

Do high sugar consumption affect sperm count?
In Normal males, the body is well able to utilize the glucose content in the blood, because the testis has a blood-testis barrier, it protects the sperm cells from harmful meteor shower of glucose, regulating the nutrient inflow. Forexample an average indian meal contains lot of sugar, yet they remain the most fertile males in the world, so as long as you're normal, your body can handle the glucose.

How fertile is the sperm?

I'll say very fertile, a sperm out of millions could do the job of fertilization, however the ovum is a badass hostile substance kills lots in the attempt, but still a viable sperm can give a baby, afterall most of us came from one.

[b]Whats precum? Is it capable of fertilization?[b]

precum is a clear mucous secretion from the bulbourethral gland and it is meant to clear the urethral pathway prior to ejaculation, however, it can contain some leaked spermcells which could cause fertilization.

[b]Could oral intake of sperm cause fertilization?[b]

No, the vaginal pathway is quite different from the food pathway, the stomach simply treat it as some eba or fufu, though the sperm content is more of proteins and thus can be reabsorbed in excess storage.

Source: written by faradexs09


Can the sperm bag become full and what are the best and healthy ways of discharging d excess? if not discharged, any side effect?
yes, it gets full...that's why we have escape of sperm most times if we don't have sex for a long time.
Crime › Re: Husband Colludes With Wife, Sells Only Child For N500,000 by wtfCode: 10:28am On Mar 07, 2015
that man is from akpugo, Enugu state.
but that pic looks like a malam to me.
Crime › Re: Husband Colludes With Wife, Sells Only Child For N500,000 by wtfCode: 10:17am On Mar 07, 2015
hikmojj:
u see how rought dis country is?..... why ll d buyer's identity kept secret? perhaps he is a political figure or...
...or buhari. angry
Crime › Re: Husband Colludes With Wife, Sells Only Child For N500,000 by wtfCode: 10:13am On Mar 07, 2015
I don't think that bastard is a human. angry
Politics › Re: Buhari Reacts To Fuel Scarcity by wtfCode: 6:28pm On Mar 04, 2015
na now he come realize am? old dumb
Sports › Re: Who Is Nigeria Worst Striker Ever? by wtfCode: 6:17pm On Mar 04, 2015
yakubu nah...even unborn children knows dat
Romance › Re: Guys, Silly Things You Should Stop Doing When Your Are 25yrs& Above by wtfCode: 8:39am On Feb 28, 2015
guilty of number 10...will try to upgrade.
Family › Re: If You Played This In Your Childhood Then Your Childhoold Was Awesome (pic) by wtfCode: 6:02pm On Feb 27, 2015
hehehe...good ol' days.
Goal post are made 4rm empty sugar packs.
I played dat sh*t really well.
Nairaland General › Re: Which Colour Can You See On This Dress? by wtfCode: 5:23pm On Feb 27, 2015
sky blue and velvet.
Romance › Re: Phone Call Annoying Questions Dat Guys Ask by wtfCode: 4:07pm On Feb 23, 2015
Blackett:
If you ask them, problem. If you don't ask them, problem. Where we go run go?
abi oooo
Celebrities › Re: Stormrex Versus Tiwa Savage - Nigeria's Hottest Female Singers [photos] by wtfCode: 3:59pm On Feb 23, 2015
FriedPlantain:
stormrex ko, storm the yard ni. But the babe fine sha, kon get nice boobs. I must nyash her this night. angry

*checks under his bed for his vaseline*

FriedPlantain
dude u're an azzhole u know dat?
Fashion › Re: Lmao!begining Of Madness I Think!guys Will You Rock This? by wtfCode: 7:33pm On Feb 22, 2015
he's already insane.
Phones › Re: Be A Responsible Data User, Avoid Cheats And Tweaks by wtfCode: 3:42pm On Feb 22, 2015
Randerl:
OP na you sabi.

Just Passing by

Pic 1 Data for Less Than 6 hrs of 23gigabyte downloads (Who Remove my Screenshot. )

Pic 2 Data for One Week
Phones › Re: Be A Responsible Data User, Avoid Cheats And Tweaks by wtfCode: 3:41pm On Feb 22, 2015
Randerl:
OP na you sabi.

Just Passing by

Pic 1 Data for Less Than 6 hrs of 23gigabyte downloads (Who Remove my Screenshot. )

Pic 2 Data for One Week
plz, help a brother out. How do i enjoy this, like u did?
Culture › Re: Why Do Igbos Especially The Anambrans Marry From Their Tribe? by wtfCode: 3:15pm On Feb 22, 2015
because they have it all.
Politics › Re: “Nigeria Will Cease To Exist By December 2015″ – Biafra Movement by wtfCode: 3:13pm On Feb 22, 2015
i'm from biafra baby.
Crime › Re: Cultist Killed In Ilorin(viewers Discretion) by wtfCode: 9:07pm On Feb 19, 2015
buhari why
Romance › Re: How To Spot Ladies Desperately Looking For Boyfriends by wtfCode: 12:14am On Feb 17, 2015
pureguide:
Man u won. And I won 138k. And ur here talking rubbish

Choi! Nairabet una don blesssssssssssssssssS me scatter. Let the money keep pumping in and out. No time

Hope u guys also got paid today? Because I just won as usual. If u no win no worry just contact me make I show u the link on how to predict and win without much stress

Call/whatsapp: 08039710459
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Serious hustlers only.
are u on facebook bro?, my whatsapp's really acting funny.
Romance › Re: How To Spot Ladies Desperately Looking For Boyfriends by wtfCode: 11:08pm On Feb 16, 2015
there was this babe today in the bus that was leaning on me,even when there was chance on the seat,she'll never adjust,she'll be stuck on me like as if she be ma babe already...didn't even talked to her*maybe cuz she's too beauriful* and i was shy.
Buh i knw inside me, she was dying for my 'hello'.
U need to see her sad facial expression she made when i alighted at a bus stop.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo: “What I Found Out About Boko Haram” by wtfCode: 10:27pm On Feb 16, 2015
obj...ur days are numbered. This fool has caused more harm than good to naija.
I suspect he's the leader of the bokoharam...#beliedat!
Politics › Re: Obasanjo: “What I Found Out About Boko Haram” by wtfCode: 10:20pm On Feb 16, 2015
dayo23:
Buhari till Jonathan stop sponsoring Boko haram!
mumu, u'll never quit being stupid for a second.
Since when did jonathan started sponsoring bh u fool.
Food › Re: How To Reduce Excess Salt In Your Food!!!. by wtfCode: 9:26pm On Feb 16, 2015
Lilbeckiez:
You just found out that there is excess salt in your Stew,Soup...Worry no more just peel irish potatoe and put it inside it will absorb all the excess salt....

You've got another idea
please share....
cooked or raw??
Romance › Re: Ladies: Is This The Latest Trick To Deceive Guys ?? by wtfCode: 8:46pm On Feb 16, 2015
gbenga007:
Yes na. Sometimes it's being 'alumnated' to the return it to its apparent original state. Gosh!
u mean they insert alum in their poosay!!
*faints*
Romance › Re: Ladies: Is This The Latest Trick To Deceive Guys ?? by wtfCode: 9:43pm On Feb 15, 2015
my eye don suffer...i even hear about fake toto. Which kind life we dey live sef?
Romance › Re: Reasons Why Guys Nigerian Dump Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by wtfCode: 8:10pm On Feb 14, 2015
u tew mach brah
Science/Technology › Re: Kpakpando Akaeze, World Science Champion From Nigeria (Photo) by wtfCode: 2:46pm On Feb 11, 2015
ooh boi
Celebrities › Re: Ice's Prince's Girlfriend Promotes His Album With Major Boobs Display by wtfCode: 12:33pm On Feb 11, 2015
which kind boob be diz sef?
*looks again*
nawaoo

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