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my ex gal is somewhat like a diamond digger, she fit make u clear ur whole bank acct. 4 her,sell ur whole property give her the money.

i remember the day i felled inside gutter, i was cycling n' lookin' at one fine large butt like dat.
*God bless that azz shaa*

wow, that looks sexxy.
My kind of laptop.
Mobile phone goes for android, computers goes for windows.
*lookin' forward for Diccktop*

yeye set of people.

VickyyB:
It takes an arsèhole to know one.

no, it takes a non-asshole to know an azzhole.
Only a saned person knows who's insane.

VickyyB:
See how most guys on first page are barking like a loosed rabid dog.

I'm damn sure that romancelander guys are pathetic broke arsè and filled with juvenile kids. I will keep reiterating it.

You claim it's a man world but you can't satisfy your girl wants.

Bunch of ning nongs.

u're an azzhole u knw dat?

some ladies can be so bitchy without them even knowing it!!

non of this exist or ever existed in ma phone, except Indecency video.

from google research, he was born on october.

abatically:
There are no turbos or corollas and civics bro. Those cars have small engine but that doesn't make them slow. They accelerate faster especially the newer model ones and will hit top speed. The difference with v6 is v6 will hit top speed faster and will be more stable at top speed while 4 cyl engine will scream at top speed.

without having turbos added on 'em,how could they perform with some aggression
Even most v6 engines have turbos added to them.
That means i4 engines can behave somewhat like a v6 if turbos are present.
technology can do undo.

Ebubest:
dats gud but o.p. if ur girl get unclad pix 4 her fone no mean say all girls dey do am, as 4 me my girl no get am 4 her fone

maybe she dey snap send 4 another guy then delete it 4 u.

all of 'em are true.
Although not all the gals shaa.
Some of this guys that claim not to have seen any unclad pix or p0rn video on a gals phone, one day u might get lucky like i use to have.
I only hate when they pout their lips,making them ugly. that shiiit can be so annoying.
#ladies plz stop poutin' ur lips as if u gave a dog some blowjabb.

most nigerians only loves party jams and not the likes of west cost hiphop.
As for me, i love most of mode9 songs.
He's like 9ja ice cube 2 me.
#irespect!

thunder don dey fire am small small

i'll spend my time tryin' to keep a conversation, n she'll be responding with 'yep u?', 'no n u?', 'kk', good, maybe.
I hate that category of ladies.
And next day if i don't chat her or respond to her chat, then she'll be like ' oh mr. wtf, what u're doin is unfair...and keep on ranting on some emotional goatshit'

inukwa!!

my father drove the 404, the pick up, the mercedez benz 200.
It annoys me he doesn't want to give up on that mercedez

Kashif:
V6 is better than I4, but these days, what I see all these 1.8l engine-powered corolla and civic do on the road is amazing. They just pull up behind you and the next thing is they just whiz past!

turbos mehn, bigger turbos

that car fine pass my ex babe.
Very gorgeous.

women and arguments shaa, who knws the real truth.
She should have leave the okada man and go her own way,to avoid trouble.
Grabbing the mans d*ck was her biggest mistake.
U don't grab a mans d*ck without having access to it, it's like grabbing a dogs tail when u're not the owner :/

alexdellafonte:
I sure know that.

so wtf?

lilmax:
Team virgin, its not easy

virgins that self-service real hard

alexdellafonte:
Google is your friend.

...and also ur friend.

Boycott Buhari
Boycott APC
Boycott anything Strict Islamist
presidency
It's obvious these people take us
for fools
I get super mad whenever i see
that man's presidential posters
Do you know who Buhari is?
Buhari is the man who sent
hooligans to force and flog
people with koboko to queue up
at bus stops to take buses
He was the man who enjoyed
humiliating civil servants at the
places of work
In his regime as a head of state,
he silenced the press and jailed
anyone who as much as opposed
his government even verbally
without charges for up to three
months at least
During his regime, he banned
workers going on strike
He invented secret police men to
fish out people who opposed him
even in their comfort zone (do
you know what that means? It
means if he becomes president,
you cannot even make a joke
about him on Facebook without
getting killed or going to jail)
That is who Buhari is!!!
Chill, lemme tell you more!!!
You know Nigeria's favourite
musician of all time? Fela!!!
Yes!!! Buhari Jailed Fela!!!
Sentenced him to ten years
imprisonment
Do you know who Buhari is?
He was the reason why many
Nigerians lost their jobs and
business because he banned
importation without providing
alternative means
This made things expensive in
Nigeria and the living standard of
Nigerians dropped
And since then haven't come up
again!! Remember how your
parents told you things where
better in their times? And money
had value and all?? Yup!!! Buhari
is part of the reason our country
is bleeped up!!
Now he pulled a scheme
Knowing Christians in Nigeria
don't like him
He pulled a fast one
Nominating a Redeemed Christian
Church of God pastor as his
running mate
RCCG has the highest population
of Pentecostal Christians in
Nigeria
Being that Osinbanjo is Yoruba,
they are bought
And igbos who are mostly
religious have already gone
screaming Hallelujah for their
pastor
Being blind to what is actually
happening
Can't y'all see what's happening??
This is same man that wants to
make Sharia Law the general law
in Nigeria
Remember in 2011
He said if he doesn't win in 2015,
the Baboon and the Dog will be
soaked in blood
Don't forget that
Moments ago I was about
If the wanna go to war, let's take
em to war
Listening to Asari's speech
It was clear that if the civil war
was supposed to teach us a
lesson
We didn't learn shit
If Buhari comes to power
If Buhari comes to power
SMH-- slimeddie

alexdellafonte:
He is chubby not FAT.

What's the difference.

is this pic real or are they siblings?

so, how do women tight their vagina? with screw drivers n' spanner??
somebody should say something o