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kekakuz:
[size=20pt] you just can't generalise it by saying guyz
yes we talk football and I'll rather do that than discus Nigerian film and fashion police

yes we drink please give me a break if you think those that drink don't work,where will they get money to drink tomorrow.. man must relax na.

I have a functioning peenis,I don't know what you expect me to do with it mannanize?
you have a strong point here though because we guy spend time talking about the woman anatomy but cant talk about ourselves. girls show each other their parts and talk. try to show a guy your ddick he's gon be like "hew that's gay"

gambling. well I really don't get your point here. gambling is for matured mind and I do it at will.
for your mind you are a hard working guy and you want to save your money in the bank while the banker will remove you 1million to bet on Chelsea vs QPR. Chelsea wins and he gets 1.2 million. he returns your 1 million and keeps 200k
that's a classic case of monkey dey work baboon dey chop

I can go on and on. guyz will be guyz and if we do these things you say dosnt mean we are not focused in life or achieve our destiny .
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u tew mauch brah

actually, watching porn is like drinking alcohol.
If ur brain can't handle it,u quit.
Most people like me are hyper active in bed,porn helps us sometimes and also to learn something new*positions*...i mean,why would someone quit something sooo refreshing.
It's just that too much of it might be bad.
And again, did i just saw 'womanizing'? U mean we all should go gay?

menesheh:
Abia state governor, the worst governor ever in Nigeria coming after former governor of Anambra State Chinwoke Mbadinuju

u're so right.

this man na complete sheer mumu o.
See as e look like gorilla for that sun glass.

MzNelly:
It's actually kinna cool, regardless of how weird it sounds.

But wait, you'd want a wife that would be competitng on how many bottles of Gulder she can down faster than you?

not really, going to the beer parlour with him doesn't mean u should compete with him.

for seuns sake, what the hell is this?

liveyourlife:
True Talk. Pls those money they make from hand-outs, text books e.t.c. In my school back then, In 300level, all students were doing EPS and it was mandated we pay 3k. Now 3k multiplied by over 2000 students, I paid!


Being a lecturer is the best definition of "Job Opportunity". so many avenues to make Bank!!!

that just said my mind.
In esut, even after paying a huge amount of money for school fees,dem lecturers will still make u pay alot extra,through textbooks,hand-outs,oiling(runs),practicals etc they make alotta money over here in southeast universities

see as chelsea take destroy my bet tonight

'conjigated'

i nu kwa nu nsogbu!

ok...i'll love to buy that.
Hope to see e-weed soon.
The way i burn weed nd ciggi(benson) is uncalled for.

rotimiakpeji:
only a barbarian would be upset when someone stares at his gf.

i'm 'conan the barbarian'.

i do no.1 but if u stare too much,u recieve a thunderous punch with a word of advice 'stay away 4rm ma woman'!

phemoinc:
Hopeless rabbit ni girl yen

hahaha, that sounds funny but i don't know the meaning.
I aint yoruba

all these app or game wey una dey use mock first lady...diarisgodooo

Gej till 2019.
F*ck 'failbuhari'.
Gej deserves a second chance,for any dicktards out there blabbing fabuhari,y'all surname will soon turn to 'failbuhari'...mark the damn word!

okirewaju:
Porridge? Nahhhh-not for me

So I even got the spelling wrong that goes to show how much I detest it

Fried egg(hmnnnn) I don't like it, I don't hate it. Its just there for me.

I love bread( shines teeth) I love pastries generally but bread tops it especially freshly baked bread.

Then rice, I can take rice 3 times a day-365 days a year. I love rice in all form- stew rice, fried rice, jollof, banga, porked, buttered rice. Once rice is involved, I'm ever present.

if na exam, u don fail be dat o.

yam...i hate that shit.

he looks like pastor kumuyi of deeper life church.

AdeniyiA:
completely wrong!
a lady who loves you will not be a gold digger

oh u're a yoruba.
Have u dated an igbo babe b4?
I'm not talkin abt d yoruba babe or d hausa babes o.

baronchuks:
u b ewu....

akpa amu!! Are u zahra?
No make me rain insult 4 ur head...ewu ofia!

lurther:
1.She chats with you and call you:
If a lady does not call you or manages to reply your chats with 'ok', 'yeah', 'good', 'hmmmm'., run ooo. But if a woman calls you just to hear your voice and is always anticipating your chat messages, she is sure in love with you.

2. Inquisitive about your personal life.
If a woman loves you, she would want to know everything about you. Why would a woman who does not love you, ask about whom you are? If a woman is not interested in knowing anything about your personal life, then she has no single feelings for you, just run ooo.

3. She laughs at your stupid jokes:
But, if she laughs at every thing you say, you are winner.If a woman does not find your jokes funny, just run ooo.

4. She admires you often:
She always comment on how you look and is always positive about it, then she is in love. But, if she doesn't care about how you look, just run ooooo. When she makes it a norm to always smile at your looks, then she is in love. Even if you use the best perfume in the world, and she does not compliment you, then there is no feeling of her towards you. A woman in love will compliment the cheapest perfume the guy she loves uses.

5. If you’re with other girls she gets jealous:
She is the habit of always asking you ' who is that girl to you?'. Or If she sees you in a very close interaction with a girl and she begins to act up, she is in love. But, If a woman is not concerned about how many women you carry in a day, my brother run oooooo, she no send you.


6. She likes spending time with you:
It is not a big deal if she wants to meet you nearly everyday to spend some quality time with you. She can even be climbing your family house barb-wired fence to just to see you. But, if she is always giving excuses on why she cant make it repeatedly, lol, just run ooooo.


7. She touches you often:
Do you think it is only guys that do the touching? Once a woman is in love, touching you would be like her in heaven. That urge to always want to feel you and touch you will be so strong in her that she would sometimes unconsciously want to cling herself to you. But, if a woman sees you as repulsive, anytime, you are with her she is distant as if you have body odour, run ooooo.


8. She exposes the every single thing of her life:
Women are too emotional by nature. They are created to be so. If a girl begins to share her joys and pain with you. If she give you every detail of her life, like her past relationships, family issues e.t.c, they she is emotionally attached with you. But if a woman tells you, ' why are you asking me?' OR 'what is your business?', run oooo.


9. Staring at you and only you:
she’s is paying full attention on you. If her eyes are totally focused on you while conversation, then congrats bro, it clearly indicates that she is genuinely thinking about you. And she is actually on your radar, when she is licking her lips while deep-eye contact. But, if she is like , Oga, abeg be fast now, i have something else doing, without even a Gaze at you, sorry oooo.


10. She cares for you:
If she always ask about your day and how your day fared. If she ask about your change in mood, to inquire, if everything is fine with you, My brother, you are the king of her heart. But, if she sees you with a bandage and just say sorry and move on without asking what happened,just run ooooo.

This are conscious and and unconscious signs that a woman really loves you.

11. She starts begging for money.

cKaiser:
This is the man they said wants to islamize Nigeria

Someone who didn't islamized his own family. Another PDP lie blown away

Sai Buhari

wtf is 'sai' 4 lawds sake!!

did u just said somebody owned 2 buggatti?
*rushes to my father angrily n' showed him my phone*
paaapaaaa...where u dey when all this people dey make diz kyn moni!!

yungryce:
Ok.


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Accerelates
New mode mode activated

*smhrh*shaking my head real hard. Poverty bad.

that subject got me laughing really hard.

when 1 door closes another opens. Although it depends on the mapped out plan our president made. We have many natural resources that can yeild us money.
We also have agriculture.
We have alotta things that can help us be among the top countries of the world.
all the moni wey we don gather 4 oil, our corrupt leaders don carry am troway
vex don make me i 4got exactly what to comment!

i no go even blaim u.s sef, we cant force dem to buy our goods n' service, am only worried about the poor masses.
Thunder go fire our past leaders includin' jona n' as for buhari, may thunder fire u anywhere u are,that old wicked criminal just want to turn naija to hell,buh i pray it will never work 4 him.
God listen to our prayers o, we are tired of all this mismanagement and corruption in this phuckin' country!!!
*sobs*

there's more to this than the history itself.
It might be true or false.
Remember, the 12 months calender wasn't in existence by then.
All this shitz y'all are killin' yourselves on was put down by a man with his writing materials.
Regiously,As far as is not in the bible(birth date),i won't believe anything 'bout christ birth.
Scientifically, based on the weather/climate of when jesus was born, u'll find out it's in october.
That doesn't mean i believe in any of this.
#remember, the highest wisdom of men is foolishness in Gods' eye.