₦airaland Forum

slightlyMad:
how are we sure wht he wants us to believe is there is whats REALLY there and not paddings?
seeing is believing abeg

for the records:
there is a reason the scrotum is positioned far from the body, this is to cool down the factory
wearing tight briefs warm it up thereby increasing the chances of shooting blanks

how did u know all this?
Besides theres no such thing as d1ck padding

that's how their guns are been snatched 4rm them.
#pieces of shiiits

Dopeyomi:
This is an offense against tHe Nigerian Police Force!

The poster of this; All I need now is your picture A̶̲̥̅̊η∂ house address.. You're doomed! You will never ever post this rubbish in your entire life time!

@op, rappist alert!

kristein:
i think student should top dt list(precisely ui,ife,unilorin,uniben,unilag,nsuka nd unizik)..if any gal hear say u dey skul..e stil cm b federal...omo na fallin in love thins o

what is this one saying?
Sure say u get brain at all?

truck pushers.
Shoe shiners.
#uwontbilivit.

ndi ara.
Wild Animals in the house.

nairalife2013:
Am sure ya shaft head is pink too! well, black is macho and macho is metal and metal is adamant and adamant is cool and cool always would bring a lady to tears when u are done and u want to go! When u become a man u ll become black all wheres! Tis comin lol

tellem bro.
Weed took mine n' i luff it.

Vicotex:
But the gal take style enjoy her fada dick sha

seun, this guy should be banned 4rm Nland

like say e get value b4.
Do ur tin mr. driver.

does that mean 'kachisbarbie' is immature'

damn right.

korel9:
Ehen, thank God I made it.

Seun et al, why is it that I can't get to comment in ALL threads?

And what's with the numbering of the forums now?

We need clarifications on that.

What's this thread saying even?


But wait, I thought I've been banned?

u see,that makes u my partner.
Seun neva showed us love.

@op, wtf!! u will never succeed in giving me a bad day with that pix.
They look like they featured in the micheal jacksons' thriller video.

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Bleep this shitt !!!
Am out.

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Am out.

elbinmanny:
Abeg una know where I fit buy ky gel and condoms for Ibadan im new in this city o

why do u ask bro?

look at dem big hips n' large thighs of the 1963 chics.
Thats the kinda babes i'd die for.

is that soooo.
**burnin' ma roll up**

wtf am i gonna say GEJ till the devil repent.

bighuntenter:
You go fear ass when you see one

...that butt gave me a b0ner.

EroticAngelina:
more,,

that green and checked color butt nearly gave me a heart attack.

how did i got myself in this goddamn post :/

...Ali Bomaye...

omg! that's really gonna hurt.
My dikc shivers, my balls run 4 cover right inside my stomach over this horrible headline.

that will neva make a precision turn to its left,cus it's unstable.

excess money in the pocket can make u an okpo

Billyonaire:
Because the command hierarchy of the cosmic energy doesnt need a God to function, life is governed by laws of forces/energy not God.

okpo...u just an overfed wankerr

Billyonaire:
There is no God but Gods.

can u explain why it's Gods instead of God.

Nihilist:
So Scientists have only just discovered Tinubu's toll gate in Outer Space.

Did you guys think Lekki was Tinubu's only target?

Any E.T. or Alien midget wishing to visit Earth must san'wo

No time for nonsense. Eko o ni baje o

hahahahahaha, af nefa seen a mumu like u in ma entire life.

i guess internet surfing n' streaming of live videos will be free.

mtcheeew.

nice move.
Besides, we have awka made amunitions.