₦airaland Forum

Visocrate:
their tap water must have tested positive for free swimming spermatozoa

talking 4rm experience huh

islam religion sha.
This is one of the reasons why the 'yeebos' have been crying out loud to stay on their own.
Imagine Nigeria without islam,without sharia without hausa pple, without daura President Buhari.
:-/

yea, that's the truth especially no.2. Where's the remaining 3 @? I'm not gonna open that link 4 ur infomate!!

i'm so broke right now!
*messi, messi, messi, messi, messi, messi, messi, messi*

nice post

and so what?

kazmanbanjoko:
yeah, i am yur friend bcoz malam means "friend"

ever wondered why nairaland robot change that word 'mallam.or.abokii' to a 'northerner'?
Over here in the south, that's not what it means...now don't make me to insult u again!

op, u dey madt? If i click that link ehh make i bend!

kazmanbanjoko:
Its a welcome development.

mallaam

if the militants of the niger delta starts to protest now, some stewpid dumbass will come here and call them jobless.
Shey na property wey belong to another pesin dem dey run after.
For decades, the northerners have assumed power n' high offices but achieved nothing for this amalgamated country.
I still dey watch buhari 4 my 9D flat screen.

LETTER OF LEAVING SCHOOL. Daer Sir I'm writter this letter with haters and tell you that I'm leave your school for good enough. The why of the leave it is because at your school, the teachers are beat us very harmful and very sad. Sometimes one day of once upon a time, I wanted to cried but my friends telled me a man is a sheep he is not a cry. I was silent but vibrating in and out. It was hot me but I thinked what mine father telled me that a manhood do not crying. Another why is because of discriminate, we writted a test and I'm cheated, I get 20% that I'm not deserved. The teachers says my head is dead. Oh, it pained me too much. I will tell you plenty things when you want us early in the morning but Sir you must know it is very ice in the morning, blanket is not want to be removed from body, I wake up early but I am come late. I'm write exzam study at another school. Great your wife and childish. Pliz tell all childs of school that I'm say good bye for ever and ever amen. Your's faithfull student wtfcode.

who on earth doesn't know that this nation needs a division!! Nigeria my foot!

if u really mean sleeping over that,u'll probably die bcus nobody's gonn wake u up son.

plz tell me that pic is photoshopped

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a very dumbass person here said it belongs to nigerian government, as if naija go carry am comot 4 hin domot after he's done with presidency.
And another stupido said it will cost 2million to construct a helipad, as if dat money will be enough to hire the equipment.
Shey na from naija pocket dem go carry do the project?
Why are people soooo blinded!

a gal of that nature will forever regret knowing me.
Why baes go dey mark their boos any how? it's stu.pid and that pic is stu.pid n' op is........ too

SERBIA ARE WORLD CHAMPIONS Serbia is one of the countries that broke out of former Yugoslavia! There population is not anything near the Igbos but they just won one of FIFA'S major soccer competitions. What would have happened if Serbi was still BURIED with all its potentialities and talents in the old, outdated and confused Yugoslavia? That is how Nigeria is burying the talents and destinies of many great nations. BIAFRA MUST BE FREE!

if daura dullardo try am,he'll die!!

mehn, i'm soooo in for this. Just sex till she finds her true love. #freedick.

INTROVERT:
Insults insults insults. I feel sorry for you. NL should be a place for fun okay.....

insults are also fun on nairaland...hope u know that.

wetin pesin no go hear. B4 na Camel toe, now na Eggplant abi plantain. Anyway, that d1ck no set reach mine sha. My plantain is more famous than me...yea!

so much hate for this biafra.
Yorubas no dey take ear hear dat name, like devil no dey take ear hear 'blood of jesus'.
Mehn, nothing concerns NBC with radio biafra. NBC is 4 nigerians, Radio biafra is 4 biafrans.
These are people(biafrans) that want to be on their own,i don't see why some confused ethnic wont allow them be!!

that sounds good.
But i'm not gonna applaud him yet.
I'll do that when i see how the money story went.
Abachas loot are endless.
Ibori na pure bastard!!
It's funny how people will vote in a leader for the leader to turn the followers to slaves.

tchidi:
She is, first of all, a Nigerian. Let's leave tribal sentiments aside. Thanks.

what's sentimental abt her comment?

i'm only seeing the truck. sound of that truck can make u cum so bad. I must get one for myself someday.

i disagree to that.
Marriage is a thing u've got to be ready to dive into, u don't just dive into it bcus u're approaching 30.
Some cultures,like the northerners have made many young people to think that marriage is a great achievement.
If i should marry, i'll be ok in everything;financially,mind etc
i should see what marriage really mean b4 diving into it.

bluice2:
Killings might be going on in these areas which is very bad; but playing ball with someone's head? that cant be true in any real sense. No matter how hardened criminals can be; they would always flee the scene of the crime once act has been perpetuated. All same security personals should be deployed in these zones to curb this menace!

are u actually a nigerian

hollowbar pple sha, not that they're naturally stewpid,but are darn barbaric!

chimoo, like say the baby na trash. Why not atleast take ur baby to the motherless home! Or even abort it b4 the pregnancy gets heavy. Well, sh!t happens. since the baby survived this far, i believe she's got a great purpose. As for the mother,God don punish am sha.