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To what end

This ain't the devil, this is Kenya

Mariangeles:
No updates ?
Don't keep us anxiously waiting .
When you're done with the food story, you can start another one about the revolution

Sorry for the wait..



Nightlife in Khartoum can be exciting at the same time dangerous.

One night we went for a stroll in the hood, I and "KC", we didn't go too far, just around the hotel we stayed and to the mall.

From nowhere these two cars just did a donut in our front, just as we were about to cross the road leading to the mall.

Thank God for quick thinking and reflex, brethren the story would have been different.

After much apologies we left the clowns and kept on with our stroll, that was how we came across this Kebab and Chawarma spot close to the mall.

I've had Kebab before but this one was heavenly, quite expensive but worth it I must say.


photo credit : google

EmmGee:
Believe me! if this kind of thing happens in Nigeria, we would be worse than libya.

The sudanese showed great restraint on their path and I really commend them. there had been many revelations that some elements tried to convince them to pick up arms but they refused, even when they were being slaughtered.

True, you speak the truth.

we have gone past that phase, hopefully we'll go past this next level too.

Now let's get back to it..

fucking stories

Cryptomicon:
Please help, what's the best treatment for this, it's been 3weeks now and it's so painful my leg swells sometimes.

Woahhhh wtf??

EmmGee:
Hahahahah. I've been here 5 years, I don't even notice anymore.
due to the revolution, I almost left the country. But now everything is calm like it never even happened

Yes, that's the aftermath phase.


Nigeria is seriously working to avoid this phase like the plague

Mariangeles:
No updates ?
Don't keep us anxiously waiting .
When you're done with the food story, you can start another one about the revolution

My bad I'm neck in work here, I'll post something today unfailingly.

Love and light

ahnie:
The lion inscribed on the shirt of the person that sat at the middle of the bike z roaring at the rubber band tied phone.

I had to read this text 3 times before I could get it.

Nice one

Make we manage am' has killed many vehicle owners

EmmGee:
due to the revolution?

The revolution and the weather, how do you cope man?

We suffered it most due to our training times 4-6pm

Bonaventura:
Truth be told: Hanty Kemi is a beautiful woman.

Sometimes she spews virulent venoms but that does not take away the fact that she is very beautiful even in her fifties.

I wouldn't mind a night with her

#Yoloba Amaka

Bonaventure Conginus Ibekwe nice one

FatherBona:
[s][/s]always look on the bright side of life

Even when the bright side is a mirage?

Now sleeping with men and taking egunje* are key skills to success.

omenka:
Here they go!!

From Akpobolokemi, Haliru, Sambo, etc. They all develop one form of leg injury or another when summoned to answer their father's name.

*khalifa-laugh*

Penalties: You win some you lose some


Jorginho :Haha, Hold my beer

TRADEMARK:
I am in a financial distress and want any help no matter how little. I am in a mess now . I need a token of support from Nairalanders with good intentions. nothing would be too small.
1766111923
Polaris Bank

Stay strong Brah, help is coming.

EmmGee:
yes I'm in school. but I'm writing my final exams now. You're no longer in sudan?

Nice one Brah, I left Sudan last year due to man.


It got to me

MariaAngeles:
Nice update @ Wuzyurdaddy

I was thinking to try out that moukhbaza, but my mind no carry am...I couldn't come to terms with how bananas and peppers go be together

Looks can be deceiving you know.


It actually tasted nice ma'am

HallaDaTruth:
Useless musician with useless fans

L ;DL

Clear the bushes around your apartment mate, it's not spiritual.

Jorginho and Penalty are *zuma's pix*

odeguaomon:
Lunch

FUFU would have killed this soup ma but all man with him* poison.. yum yum

EmmGee:
Nice one OP. I can remember a while back on that food thread we chatted, you told me you're a football player. nice to know you're still here.

btw have you tried ful?

Sure brotha* and you told me you were in School or something like that, I was going to touch Ful very soon.

I was saving it for last, that meal saved our lives back in Sudan.

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Boringdraw1:
Terrorist all around the world except Nigeria where we have blood suckers

School me please, what's the difference between a terrorist and a blood sucker?

Here's my theory about these fires.


Please bear with me, what if, emphasis on "what if" the government is deliberately contracting Arsons to light up these spaces in the guise of allocating new spaces to well to do Nigerians who can afford the new shop rent..

Very simple statement with a lot of angles to it

ibkayee:
UK

Say me hi to her majesty

https://www.nairaland.com/1122902/cook-kitchen-take-pictures-post/700#68293705


This next story can be verified to all the doubting Thomases and Thomasinas, that's the link.

I just remembered I did post one or two photos when I came back, now let's get back to it.


So on this very day we set out to train at a nearby pitch, we had so much fun we actually forgot about the Sandstorm alert they gave us, so when it started earlier than publicized we all had to abandon ship and run back to the hotel.

But while we were running I just thought and then shouted out 'wetin we go chow?' that was how we all stopped running and branched at Kebab Dynasty and had to buy Mandi and Kisra.

It's basically palm oil rice without too much salt and Basil leaves with Lime and grilled chicken oiled with peanut butter..

They somehow always mistook me for a local and somehow always spoke Arabic to me, me? I just smiled and would always respond 'Marfi Arabic' which translates to 'I don't speak Arabic'.


Nigerians neva* cast there so they actually love us due to our economic value.

The hotel we lodged in was mostly occupied by Nigerians, Indians and Pakistanis, I'm not a tribalist so I'd skip that part

Lodging was pretty cheap so I was there for months and actually started getting treated like family.

There was this period we had a very nasty sandsttorm, these happens when the dust/air from the Sahara is tired of occupying the Sahara and decides to bless is with dust.


It was publicized on TV for everyone to stay indoors from 6pm to the next day, but 6pm is go time for us kuz* we always went out to eat at that time.

So on this occasion we left the hotel pretty early say around 4:30-issh to play soccer after which we would branch at Kebab Dynasty which was the closest we got to eating Suya kuz* the Chef was from Togo so he had and idea of how we run tinz* back in Nigeria.

nlPoster:
He's pretty much almost used up all the photos available on the web, so why make him start looking everywhere for the few pictures he didn't feature.

You folks can also just google the food like he did?

This guy did it for me, thanks Chief now let's get back to it.


The moment you touchdown Sudan, the first thing that hits you is the heat wave.

I was always dressed like a local with their white jelab,

Okro Soup and White Rice