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Foreign Affairs › Re: President Putin Is 73 Years Old Today (Photos) by wwwtortoise(m): 12:20pm On Oct 07, 2025

Shout-out to Galaxy, today is her birthday too.
Putin must be a lucky man to share same D.O.B with her.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump To Rename US Department Of Defense To 'Department Of War' by wwwtortoise(m): 8:33am On Sep 05, 2025

What is wrong with the renaming?
Angel Michael is what again?

America is God’s own country and they follow the model.

War is more proactive and intimidating than Defense.

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Travel › Re: Memoirs From Chile by wwwtortoise(m): 1:24pm On Aug 18, 2025

tensazangetsu20:
Men I don’t know what to advise you. Entry level isn’t easy at all now.

Hi Tenza,
I sent you a pm.
I want to engage you in a discussion that is unrelated to the thread.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 0) On 16th May 2025 by wwwtortoise(m): 9:39pm On May 16, 2025

Nazgul:
I've switched off my TV so I can focus on more reasonable things.

Those days when Manutd and Chelsea meet, it's usually a clash of titans.

Today their playing like English league 1 teams.

It’s like watching paint dry. I wonder how fans who buy tickets bear with such optical torment.

Players running around like headless chickens, unable to string together a couple of passes.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 0) On 16th May 2025 by wwwtortoise(m): 9:23pm On May 16, 2025

Nazgul:
I've lost interest in the match jare. Whatever the scoreline ends doesn't concern me.

The match is an eyesore. A shadow of the glory and beauty of what Chelsea vs Manchester United used to be.

It lacks cadence, professionalism, and quality.
I lost interest in the 32nd minute.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Liverpool: UCL (0 - 1) - On 5th March 2025 by wwwtortoise(m): 8:47pm On Mar 05, 2025

It’s going to rain goals in this match.
Whoever scores more wins the game.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs West Ham (0 - 1) On 22nd February 2025 by wwwtortoise(m): 7:49pm On Feb 22, 2025

jojothaiv:
The result says otherwise and the goal is to make sure that Manchester United have a realistic shot at relaxation while Arsenal maintain their almost there position(that's if there's such thing like that).

EPL champions were already crowned last year December. The struggle now is for other teams to secure an European spot and the likes of Manchester United is to avoid relegation.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs West Ham (0 - 1) On 22nd February 2025 by wwwtortoise(m): 7:47pm On Feb 22, 2025

Leonardo4:
You don loss money be that

You win some, you lose some.
The goal is to have more wins than losses.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs West Ham (0 - 1) On 22nd February 2025 by wwwtortoise(m): 7:46pm On Feb 22, 2025

Wordson:
you don win na.. congratulations

Congratulations is in order because them boys deserved what they got.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs West Ham (0 - 1) On 22nd February 2025 by wwwtortoise(m): 4:58pm On Feb 22, 2025

dustmalik:
I will be honest with all Arsenal fans here. Regardless of the result today, Liverpool is going to win the league. The reason is simple. You can't see Liverpool performing like a team that doesn't know what they're doing. Home and Away, they play with utmost motivation. They may miss chances, but you can't see them performing like a team without purpose.

Arsenal lacks the required mentality to go all the way. I have been saying this for long.

Relax, Arsenal will win this game.
If you have spare cash jump on the odd.
It’s a freebie.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester City Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 15th February 2025 by wwwtortoise(m): 2:25pm On Feb 15, 2025

Tunni:
See watin my team dey play, absolutely nonsense. Arteta I hope this message finds you, in as much you are our coach please leave.

You have the opportunity to sign a free agent, yet you said you will find the solution within, now let me ask you; where is the solution?

I’ve never seen a stubborn coach as this. I spit on your face

. . . and the lamentations just begun.
Early kickoff in EPL is never a walk in the park regardless of the teams playing.

May the best team win.

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Phones › Re: Tiktok Goes Offline In America by wwwtortoise(m): 1:40pm On Jan 19, 2025

International politics at play.
TikTok was number 1 social platform in USA and the Chinese government have major stake in it, which translates to a national security risk to the US government.

America offered to buyout their operations in the US to no avail. Hence, the ban.

In no time, other US allies (on cybersecurity); UK, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand will follow suit.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Suggests He Could Use Military Force To Acquire Panama Canal And Greenland by wwwtortoise(m): 4:28pm On Jan 08, 2025

Now I understand why Putin and Trump are pals.
Birds of a feather.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (2 - 2) On 5th January 2025 by wwwtortoise(m): 7:09pm On Jan 05, 2025

Hisroyalbadmeat:
I perceive that the more you pray for some body to Fail,He keeps excelling

Change your ways, join the winning team.
Consistency in winning has underlying strategies.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Crystal Palace Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 4th January 2025 by wwwtortoise(m): 5:46pm On Jan 04, 2025

Chelsea have young and unintelligent players football-wise.

In-game management zero.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Ipswich Town Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 30th December 2024 by wwwtortoise(m): 10:30pm On Dec 30, 2024

Chelsea should better lose this game honorably.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Wolves Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 26th December 2024 by wwwtortoise(m): 8:01pm On Dec 26, 2024

N2B2:
Wolves are useless. No wonder they were 17th. They should be over 2 - 0 by now.

C’mon give them some credit.
1-0, 2-0 or 3-0 entails same 3points which they desperately need to move away from the relegation zone.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Wolves Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 26th December 2024 by wwwtortoise(m): 7:53pm On Dec 26, 2024

Man United players can’t match the energy and physicality of the wolves.
Their best result tonight will be a draw.

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Travel › Re: I’m Scared Of Returning Home, Nigeria’s Failed Heathcare Killed My Mum– US-Based by wwwtortoise(m): 10:36pm On Nov 30, 2024

AirBere:
I left Nigeria in 2001 and I have zero regrets. But for this lady? Why is she sounding like she is being forced to come back?.

Although I still visit Nigeria but I enjoy Scotland and will remain there.

Good to have a NL comrade here in Caledonia.

Best decision of my life was giving my life to Christ. Second best decision was leaving Nigeria for Scotland.

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Career › Re: At What Point Did You Tell Yourself "Damn It! I Am Done With This Job"! by wwwtortoise(m): 11:05am On Nov 30, 2024

omooba05:
There is this micro finance marketing job i got with bc kash.. both employer,enployee,customer are all mad ..it will take the grace of God for you to be alive after 1year.. curse,swear,fight,police station everyday. Gbos gbas no dey finish

bc kash
That name sounds familiar. It’s one of the early ones in the loan shark industry right?

Politics › Re: Nigerians Are More Loyal To Their Ethnic Groups Than Nigeria – Goodluck Jonathan by wwwtortoise(m): 3:44am On Nov 28, 2024

Nigeria is a disjointed union of envious and egoistic tribes, designed for political business.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Southampton Vs Liverpool (2 - 3) On 24th November 2024 by wwwtortoise(m): 4:45pm On Nov 24, 2024

rachael310:
Southampton 2:2 Liverpool livestreaming

https://twitter.com/i/status/1860686951709348003?t=8zmnpt-SHtaQpeq6-C_umA&s=19[/quote]Thanks for sharing this link.
My go to site has been misbehaving since yesterday.

Politics › Re: #ondodecides2024: Politicians Induce Voters With Food Items, Money, Fertilisers by wwwtortoise(m): 3:49pm On Nov 16, 2024

I have come to understand Nigeria and her people on matters of sociopolitical dynamics.

The synopsis of my findings below -

A race that sold their tribesmen for salt, mirror and gunpowder will easily sell their votes for a cup of orange juice.

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Business › Re: Cost Of Goods To Rise As Bank Systems Migration Cripples Cargo Clearance At Port by wwwtortoise(m): 4:05pm On Nov 04, 2024

This just made me realize Isaac Newton is indeed a genius to have posited that
“actions and reactions are equal and opposite”

The more cost of things rise, the more difficult it is for pen1s to rise. After all, Nigeria needs to be depopulated.

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Sports › Re: Real Madrid Furious: "The Ballon D'or No Longer Exists For Us" by wwwtortoise(m): 8:43pm On Oct 28, 2024

Don27tiky:
head to head Rodri outplayed Vini when they met over two legs in the champions league. Vini won the champions leaque but Rodri’s team was declared the best team in the champions league largely because of Rodri contributions. Rodri was the winner and best player of euro while Vini was far below average for his country in Copa America. Rodri contributes not only goals for his team but cover and carries his team unbeaten

Your submission has truth in it but no t entirely.
The decision is made after collating votes by top journalists as you and I already know right.

The crux is the grading system based on a number of criteria like fair play, individual brilliance, etc. which is largely not as transparent as before.

Sports › Re: Real Madrid Furious: "The Ballon D'or No Longer Exists For Us" by wwwtortoise(m): 6:03pm On Oct 28, 2024

Football politics at play.
Ballon D’ Or lost its appeal last year when Messi won for the record 8th time at the expense of a more deserving Erling Haaland.

It’s more like Ballon D’ PR for marketing and commercial purposes.

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Travel › Re: Lagos Street Bike Racer Loses Control, Kills 4 People In Lekki (Video, Pictures) by wwwtortoise(m): 5:57pm On Oct 28, 2024

1001 ways to die.
Quick to copy useless western hobbies yet lack ability to deploy health, safety and environmental protection measures.

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Nairaland General › Re: 7 Things I Regret Not Doing While I Was Young by wwwtortoise(m): 5:55pm On Oct 28, 2024

Mistakes are better than regrets

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Travel › Re: Three Confirmed Dead As Helicopter Conveying Oil Workers Crashes In Rivers by wwwtortoise(m): 9:43am On Oct 25, 2024

Kobicove:
What then is the benefit of the Helicopter Underwater(HUW) training drill that they go through if not a single person survived?

HUET, BOSIET, STWC are being done as formalities nowadays because of lack of infrastructural upgrades.

RIP to the dead.

Career › Re: Top 7 Degrees That Produce The Most Millionaires by wwwtortoise(m): 5:54pm On Oct 12, 2024

Mtcheeew

Travel › Re: Nigerian Students In The Uk How Do You Survive? by wwwtortoise(m): 6:08pm On Oct 07, 2024

Redpeeldtf:
I just got an unconditional offer from University of Dundee. I am going for Msc Data Science and Engineering. How is dundee in terms of student jobs?

Hope you’re having a swell time here in the east-coast of Scotland?

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