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A big shout out to y’all for keeping the fire burning and shining the light on male-female dynamics.

Do we have champs around Festac? I wouldn’t mind having like-minded discussions over a bottle.

Nice initiative!

Kudos to the young champ.

Just this morning I was frantically searching the web for a nearby chess club to join. My love for the board game is crazy.

Ps: anyone with an idea of a chess club around/within FESTAC ?

Infrared

Freestainworld:
I tried marrying one babe those days, she said until she hears from God, I kukuma find another better babe marry, aunty still dey hear from God till date, meanwhile I don get pikin.

WTF man!
Does this make you a superman?

She is an adult.
It’s her call to make as to when, how, who to marry.

You sound pained though( tale tell sign of a pussy ass nigga).

I need not read that write up to tell that this is a failed nation.

jedisco:
Slp... Seems the coyn has lots of loyal folks... Mk e pump mk all man chop.

Greetings brotherman !

Your insights/advice on my financial indecision below -
I have some idle money that I want to grow/invest. This is mainly to outrun inflationary effects on it.

Now the crux is between buying crypto and buying dollars which will perform better in say 6months?

A penny for your thoughts.

- Jedisco

If you can’t find the motivation from within then sorry you can’t get it here.

- wwwtortoise (ACA)

jedisco:
This is the first bitc0in dip in a while where this place is not caught up in what news event caused tge selloff or not.
Seems there's now a gradual understanding that no market goes up (or down) in a straight line. Every market has its ebs and flows and buyers and sellers interract....
A good thing I'd say....

Good day,

Can I message you privately.
I have a proposal.

The buhariconomics is fast spreading like heatwave.

FG seek donations from World bank, EU, Asia . . .

Pastors seek offering from members

Kafayat & Onome appeal for urgent 2k

Davido seek donations from fans and well wishers.’

The bambi alah economy is going round

Befulfilled:
My head is not thinking right right now cos I'm going through a lot. I was in dire need of money for hospital bill when someone sent me some money due to my cries. Using ATM to withdraw it, I was debited but not dispensed. Going to 3 months now, the bank has not refunded. That money was to save a life but bank played politics with it.

What are my chances if I sue them for damages?

Send the bank a mail with timely details of that transaction history then put CBN consumer protection department in cc

Below is there email
cpd@cbn.gov.ng

Your fund will be released within 48hours.

Public relations gimmicks as usual.

The irony is that this wannabe hygiene motivational speaker might be a dirty bitch up-close & personal.

You guys should do a 4 year rotation on him.

Btw 8years imprisonment for a man who stole and plundered the retirement benefits of aged pensioners.

Smh !

This generation have no private life.
Everything is for the glam.

The adolescent girl should reject his proposal until he prostrates with his kinsmen with a background acapella rendition from umu-ada.

Shame on NPF.
They’re worse than highway armed robbers, an angry mother in-law & a religious hypocrite all put together.

Insecurity to one is insecurity to all.

My people do say -
“Pikin wey say em mama no go sleep go ready to do night vigil”

Project : Nation building
Architect : APC
Engineer : PMB
Supervisor : Lai Muhammed
Foreman : Prof. Osibanjo
Work duration : 4 + 4

Mode of execution : Manual/Analogue


May we not be counted amongst casualties when this con3 built on lies, deceit and greed shall collapse.

Rip to the departed !

obembet:
Maguire, Ole and Pogba should look for another club

Add Fred to the list.

Spadezz123:
Here is my contact number 08065570174 I’m still looking for a car to drive on Uber/bolt platform

Hi,
I need an uber/bolt driver.

Location: Ago palace way

Samuelsuave:
I’m in need of a car to work on Uber/bolt platform. I'm decent, articulate and reliable. My name is Samuel here’s my phone +2348164774357 Thanks

Hi Samuel,
I have 03 & 04 camry for uber/bolt.

Noise as usual.

From time immemorial love and sex has a way of making humans misbehave.

How come a welfare secretary of the Students Sex Union Government has the jurisdiction to confer awards?

The presido has a query to answer, perhaps he eats from the same pot as the awardee.

This is a role model to many showing signs of depression.
My support and contribution on this comes in form of a subtle prayer thus :

Dear Omatsola,
May the good Lord give you strength to find your true purpose, and the wisdom to exempt thyself from fake life and glamour.


No be everything wey eye see for under skirt mouth go touch

Only a little above 5% of our populace can keep up with their career trajectory and demands in my country.

This is so because of uncertainties in Nigerian labor market. It is no longer out of place to see a marine engineer in the bank or a botanist teaching literature in a private secondary school.

A lot of round pegs in square holes per se.

Oh I forgot bubu should serve as a case study to butress my assertions.

breast wey face down no mean say em humble, na condition

It’s so unfortunate that DSS has been awash with miscreants and political thugs in recent times leading to a collapse in security intel and ops.

We tax payers are concerned not just for our safety, but that of our feeble aged generations in rural hotbed locations and younger generations to come.

Nowadays we’re been advised to budget for unforeseen contingencies such as
- kidnap ransom (for youths serving their fatherland)

We are told to be security conscious at all times whilst our elected comrades who are supposed to be our stewards enjoy security votes running into millions.

Our elders say
“what goes around always comes around”

But as a youngster I’ll say No matter how dark a room is, the penis will always find the vagina

These incompetent, educated illiterates has redefined CBN . . .

. . . now Comedy Bank of Nigeria.


E no get as you sabi book reach, you no fit buy champagne with schnapp budget

Blackman is non-averse to abuse of power.
This is so because his society is built on deceit, greed and religious dogma.

Power corrupts; but aso-rock power corrupts absolutely.

Na only bra know wetin em dey see for woman chest

Ole is on everyone’s lips but take a break and ask why Fred still wearing a manchester united jersey?


No be only fufu wey spoil vulcanizer fit use patch tyre.

She looks beautiful, healthy and happy.

I remember her dance moves in Austino Milano’s video - ‘super eagles’ track.

Na who never grow corn dey laff hungry man

Man utd. is in not so good form after registering a single win in last 5 matches. Also considering the fact that they’re are fresh in memory of the latest 4-2 defeat suffered in the hands of Iheanacho and other gallant foxes.

Atlanta fc are in an up/down/up stat position though with a comparative stat advantage.

This game is fairly poised IMO but with Cr7 in the lineup, Man utd playing in-front of their fans, expect some dazzling moves, goals and theatrics.

Most Indians treat host citizens as workforce workhorse within the firm. This perception is silent but obvious regardless of the portfolio you occupy.

To all of them in this bracket I say -

“ I no blame una cos if not for the criminals in hallow chambers and the aso rock resident clown, dem no born una papa well to enjoy expatriate status is naija.

Drops mic �