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I’m sure cr7 already have an exit plan before raising dust. I don’t see him at united after World Cup and January transfer window. The blame is 50% on cr7, 15% on united players and 35% on management staff. Having a big ego and learning to manage it should be included in sports curriculum. |
I thank God heartily for the very fact that I’m alive to keep developing myself in every way possible despite the harsh economic, political and social-cultural environment in this kontri. I’m also grateful to God that I’ll be in a sane clime before the old woman celebrates her 63rd unfruitful year as a sovereign state. I’m Obi-dient but my japa is certain! |
[quote author=wwwtortoise post=116912170]Good to know. Start from the basics - excel (from beginner—> advanced level). SQL PYTHON (and other libraries- Numpy, Matplotlib, pandas) PowerQuery (for data analysis) PowerBI/ Tableau (for dynamic dashboard & data visualization). I’ll recommend you master excel first then cover the rest (in no particular order). Then practice, practice and practice. Goodluck.[/quote] dunsin125: |
TopNotchdecor:Nice ! Suffice to say while at it endeavor to put in more time for practice because it will sharpen you and draw new perspectives from what you already know. The world of data is dynamic and ever evolving. Good luck. |
PropaneBlog:Good to know. Start from the basics - excel (from beginner—> advanced level). SQL PYTHON (and other libraries- Numpy, Matplotlib, pandas) PowerQuery (for data analysis) PowerBI/ Tableau (for dynamic dashboard & data visualization). I’ll recommend you master excel first then cover the rest (in no particular order). Then practice, practice and practice. Goodluck. |
Tech will do to conventional jobs what electronic mail did to the post office My journey into Data Analytics has been insightful and a blessing. Tech Trivias! The Firefox logo isn't a fox. Motorola produced the first handheld mobile phone. Apple were originally designing an apple shaped flip phone. Nokia used to sell toilet paper. Now you know. ![]() |
![]() Not surprisingly, the flexibility of remote work improves quality of life and benefits both mental and physical health in a variety of ways: - Helps people take better care of their mental health (80%) - Decreases their level of stress (83%) - Increases the time they spend exercising (67%) Only ‘Lagosians’ can relate. |
Normal. Life nor suppose hard |
![]() Forget about those pictures. More than half the recipients are definitely his Niger brothers. |
Barca, Bayern, Inter We’re tired of seeing this same fixture season after season. UEFA try change format to spice up the tournament. |
pansophist:I’m glad to have learnt early in life that morality is for the weak and feeble. It struck me one day that the society frown at killing fellow human on any ground but same society also applaud soldiers who raid and kill people on battleground. I asked myself why ![]() Getting fit and strong is never an option it’s Bleep!ng mandatory for any sane human who wants to enjoy living on this wild earth full of evil. Thanks man. Coming to nairaland to meet like minded fellow has strengthened me mentally to be sincere because then when I analyze my thought process sometimes I feel a bit weird to me. I will like to know your take on religion as a tool by the elite to keep the society from imploding. |
pansophist:To ensure and sustain peace you have to be ever war-ready. |
Abdulmumin412:Football games are not won by prayers. Individual and collective efforts win games instead. Manchester United players are collectively and individually performing below par periodtt! |
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campbelljosh:Some people love to keep things simple and exquisite. |
![]() Recapture bawo These jihadists think Nigerians are fools. Well maybe many are to have voted them after 4years. |
Yes. Abraham was willing to slaughter his only son Isaac at old age without getting a clear picture of Yahweh’s intentions. Test of faith and total submission to God’s voice. |
FIFA should endeavor to carry CAF along o Them still dey struggle to fully implement VAR. |
![]() If he is serious with this madness, she would have asked his fellow colleague bob to introduce her to his clients so that he can get a mansion for herself on the island. He should also not forget to stock up on diapers because it will come handy after her anus is drilled left, right, center. |
Count your losses and move on woman! If not for the abundance of kleptomaniacs in Nigerian public offices, tell me why anyone will have to buy a used hygiene product from abroad. |
![]() No doubt she is pretty but don’t force her yeyebrity status on us. Myself and many other comrades don’t know her. Unless maybe you’re willing to share the cash for this sponsored post. |
Mina79:It goes both ways ma’am. This is not a fight for gender monopoly over adultery cum fornication. Peace ! |
![]() There was a country where a region is being run amok by politically empowered jihadists. These social misfits get travel slots for overseas rehabilitation and stipends. Another region clamor for independence but get killed in numbers. Verily verily I tell that no biafran (in this generation) will go to hell. God is not that unjust. |
![]() One of the many differences between developed climes and a third-world country is this - DC’s : what can you do (abilities and capabilities) 3rdWC’s : who do you know? What does that paper say about you? Verily verily I tell that though civilization began in Africa, she is miles away from civilization. What an irony of life ! |
![]() Allow the yahoo governor to enjoy a bit of his loot in faraway turkey. Verily verily I tell you that should Abians empty their commonwealth on his pockets, he will still be an antonym to cuteness and wellness. |
It’s all entertainment believe you me. - Controversy - Drama - Gossip - Clout . . . remove these and you’ll realize that nothing is left in show-biz. . . . mix them all up and you’ll realize that nothing is right in show-biz. |
![]() Verily verily I tell you brethren that this is a publicity gimmick by the NPF to save face and endear themselves to the public. Karma is what again . . . ? After active years of regular harassment and extortion from law abiding citizens you want to enjoy a happy ever after abi ![]() It is sad to know that officers only get their entitlements after their demise. |
Not a good way to mourn the departed though but verily verily I tell you that she’s a more faithful girlfriend than many married women. She’ll get over it soon and jump on another pr!ck on her sub list. Nothing new. It’s the duty of mothers to shield their son from drama queens like this. Not good for your son and the family. Condolences to the bereaved family. |




