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Sports › Re: Ronaldo's Interview: Man United Will React After Facts Have Been Established by wwwtortoise(m): 4:21pm On Nov 14, 2022
I’m sure cr7 already have an exit plan before raising dust.
I don’t see him at united after World Cup and January transfer window.

The blame is 50% on cr7, 15% on united players and 35% on management staff.
Having a big ego and learning to manage it should be included in sports curriculum.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Are You Thanking God For Nigeria At 62? by wwwtortoise(m): 10:16am On Oct 02, 2022
shocked

I thank God heartily for the very fact that I’m alive to keep developing myself in every way possible despite the harsh economic, political and social-cultural environment in this kontri.

I’m also grateful to God that I’ll be in a sane clime before the old woman celebrates her 63rd unfruitful year as a sovereign state.

I’m Obi-dient but my japa is certain!
Career › Re: Tech Is The New "Oil" Money by wwwtortoise(m): 4:19pm On Sep 23, 2022
[quote author=wwwtortoise post=116912170]Good to know.

Start from the basics - excel (from beginner—> advanced level).

SQL
PYTHON (and other libraries- Numpy, Matplotlib, pandas)

PowerQuery (for data analysis)
PowerBI/ Tableau (for dynamic dashboard & data visualization).

I’ll recommend you master excel first then cover the rest (in no particular order).

Then practice, practice and practice.

Goodluck.[/quote]
dunsin125:
I've started learning Data Analysis but I don't know the way forward, can you share some ideas?
Career › Re: Tech Is The New "Oil" Money by wwwtortoise(m): 3:46pm On Sep 22, 2022
TopNotchdecor:
I started learning data science this June and I have been doing well with courses. Please is there anyone knowledgeable in the field ?
Nice !

Suffice to say while at it endeavor to put in more time for practice because it will sharpen you and draw new perspectives from what you already know.

The world of data is dynamic and ever evolving.

Good luck.
Career › Re: Tech Is The New "Oil" Money by wwwtortoise(m): 3:30pm On Sep 22, 2022
PropaneBlog:
Am seeking a career in this but lost on what to do for a start, downloaded sql but there are lot of contradictory videos on YouTube with different approach
Good to know.

Start from the basics - excel (from beginner—> advanced level).

SQL
PYTHON (and other libraries- Numpy, Matplotlib, pandas)

PowerQuery (for data analysis)
PowerBI/ Tableau (for dynamic dashboard & data visualization).

I’ll recommend you master excel first then cover the rest (in no particular order).

Then practice, practice and practice.

Goodluck.
Career › Re: Tech Is The New "Oil" Money by wwwtortoise(m): 2:48pm On Sep 22, 2022
Tech will do to conventional jobs what electronic mail did to the post office

My journey into Data Analytics has been insightful and a blessing.

Tech Trivias!

The Firefox logo isn't a fox.

Motorola produced the first handheld mobile phone.

Apple were originally designing an apple shaped flip phone.

Nokia used to sell toilet paper.

Now you know. cool
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Physically Commuting To Office Everyday Isn't Worth The Stress! by wwwtortoise(m): 2:29pm On Sep 22, 2022
huh

Not surprisingly, the flexibility of remote work improves quality of life and benefits both mental and physical health in a variety of ways:

- Helps people take better care of their mental health (80%)

- Decreases their level of stress (83%)

- Increases the time they spend exercising (67%)

Only ‘Lagosians’ can relate.
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Flaunts The "Soft" Life She Is Getting On Movie Set by wwwtortoise(m): 2:22pm On Sep 22, 2022
Normal.

Life nor suppose hard
Politics › Re: Buhari Has Given 286 Foreigners Certificates Of Citizenship-photo by wwwtortoise(m): 12:02pm On Sep 16, 2022
cool

Forget about those pictures.
More than half the recipients are definitely his Niger brothers.
Sports › Re: Champions League Group Stage Draw Released (See Full Fixtures) by wwwtortoise(m): 6:55pm On Aug 25, 2022
shocked

Barca, Bayern, Inter
We’re tired of seeing this same fixture season after season.

UEFA try change format to spice up the tournament.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia's Medvedev Dismisses Biden's Arms Pact Call by wwwtortoise(m): 1:25pm On Aug 19, 2022
pansophist:
Yes, exactly. If you want peace, prepare for war. The enemies won't attack when he knows that you equally have the capability to give him at least an equal damage.

What a monster fears the most is another monster. The world doesn't operate on morality, but raw power and strength. Morality is the creation of human civility, it doesn't exist in nature.

The stronger you are, the less battle you'll get into but the weaker you are, you'll basically be fighting everyday just to survive. Imagine your life as a chicken, you're on everyone's menu. But a tiger? You don't mess with that one.
I’m glad to have learnt early in life that morality is for the weak and feeble. It struck me one day that the society frown at killing fellow human on any ground but same society also applaud soldiers who raid and kill people on battleground.
I asked myself why huh

Getting fit and strong is never an option it’s Bleep!ng mandatory for any sane human who wants to enjoy living on this wild earth full of evil.

Thanks man.
Coming to nairaland to meet like minded fellow has strengthened me mentally to be sincere because then when I analyze my thought process sometimes I feel a bit weird to me.

I will like to know your take on religion as a tool by the elite to keep the society from imploding.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia's Medvedev Dismisses Biden's Arms Pact Call by wwwtortoise(m): 6:58am On Aug 19, 2022
pansophist:
Its actually the other way round. Its because the US has nukes that's why every other countries are rushing to have it.

The world have seen clearly how the US bully and bombs countries that don't have nukes. Of all the countries the US have invaded, no single one has nukes.

Nukes is basically your defense against the US that sees the world as its vassals. Hence, they fight so hard for countries not to have it, install satellites that can monitor countries etc.

So far, only the US have used nuclear weapons on a country twice. First on Japan and also the people of Marshall Islands at Bikini lagoons. Destroying eco systems, a people and animals.

The US threatens to nuke China, hence Mao rushed to build its own nuclear weapon. Same with the ussr, north Korea and now Iran. Meanwhile the US helped Israel on their nuclear program, what about that?

If the US stop threatening countries with bombs, there would be no fear or need to develop a nuclear programme. If the US stop maintaining military bases close to a thousand globally, no one will feel threatened.

Whether your country will be bombed back to stone age or not largely depends on your acquisition of the weapons and lots of countries understand this.
To ensure and sustain peace you have to be ever war-ready.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Brighton (1 - 2) On 7th August 2022 by wwwtortoise(m): 4:09pm On Aug 07, 2022
Abdulmumin412:
Man u has problem. Some Man U fans are praying that man u should lose when Ronaldo is not playing to prove a point that Ronaldo is not Man U problem while some some of them prefer Ronaldo score to Man U score. It is better Ronaldo should just leave so that Man U fans can have a common voice and prayer if not how can fans of a team be praying differently, some against while some for.
Football games are not won by prayers.
Individual and collective efforts win games instead.
Manchester United players are collectively and individually performing below par periodtt!
Politics › Re: Train Attack: I Am Still Supporting Buhari - Hassan Usman, Freed Victim by wwwtortoise(m): 9:31pm On Aug 06, 2022
sad
Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu Visits Borno State by wwwtortoise(m): 7:17pm On Jul 30, 2022
huh
Politics › Re: Buhari Gives Education Minister 2 Weeks To End ASUU Strike by wwwtortoise(m): 6:42pm On Jul 19, 2022
Na so

Business › Re: DOMAK Group Chair Meets President Mnangagwa Over 1.2m Housing Units. by wwwtortoise(m): 6:22pm On Jul 19, 2022
campbelljosh:
Na a whole country President office be this? :- undecided
Some people love to keep things simple and exquisite.
Politics › Re: 443 Inmates Have Been Recaptured: NCoS Provide Updates On Kuje Jailbreak by wwwtortoise(m): 4:49pm On Jul 06, 2022
angry

Recapture bawo
These jihadists think Nigerians are fools.
Well maybe many are to have voted them after 4years.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Possible To Answer The Call Of God Without A Clear Vision? by wwwtortoise(m): 9:17am On Jul 03, 2022
Yes.

Abraham was willing to slaughter his only son Isaac at old age without getting a clear picture of Yahweh’s intentions.

Test of faith and total submission to God’s voice.
Sports › Re: Qatar World Cup To Use Semi-automated Offside Technology by wwwtortoise(m): 3:45pm On Jul 01, 2022
shocked

FIFA should endeavor to carry CAF along o

Them still dey struggle to fully implement VAR.
Celebrities › Re: Cross Dresser - James Brown Reacts To Being Called "Senior Man" Warns Nigerians by wwwtortoise(m): 3:41pm On Jul 01, 2022
angry

If he is serious with this madness, she would have asked his fellow colleague bob to introduce her to his clients so that he can get a mansion for herself on the island.

He should also not forget to stock up on diapers because it will come handy after her anus is drilled left, right, center.
Business › Re: Lady Cries Out After Finding That The Bulk Clothes She Purchased Were All RAGS by wwwtortoise(m): 3:38pm On Jul 01, 2022
shocked

Count your losses and move on woman!

If not for the abundance of kleptomaniacs in Nigerian public offices, tell me why anyone will have to buy a used hygiene product from abroad.
TV/Movies › Re: Actress Evanny Patrick Shows Creativity As She Shines In "No More Love" (video) by wwwtortoise(m): 3:35pm On Jul 01, 2022
angry

No doubt she is pretty but don’t force her yeyebrity status on us. Myself and many other comrades don’t know her.

Unless maybe you’re willing to share the cash for this sponsored post.
Health › Re: Nigerian Lady Mourns Her Boyfriend, Makes Tiktok Video For Him by wwwtortoise(m): 4:16pm On Jun 30, 2022
Mina79:
Men don't have monopoly of jumping to another pussy after the demise of their partner.
Know this and know peace!
It's not a man's world it's all our world!
It goes both ways ma’am.
This is not a fight for gender monopoly over adultery cum fornication.

Peace !
Politics › Re: Bandits Give Quit Notice To 5 Plateau Villages. Shehu Sani Reacts by wwwtortoise(m):
huh

There was a country where a region is being run amok by politically empowered jihadists.
These social misfits get travel slots for overseas rehabilitation and stipends.

Another region clamor for independence but get killed in numbers.

Verily verily I tell that no biafran (in this generation) will go to hell.
God is not that unjust.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Sabificate Vs Certificate by wwwtortoise(m): 2:39pm On Jun 30, 2022
cool

One of the many differences between developed climes and a third-world country is this -

DC’s : what can you do (abilities and capabilities)

3rdWC’s : who do you know? What does that paper say about you?

Verily verily I tell that though civilization began in Africa, she is miles away from civilization.

What an irony of life !
Politics › Re: Udensi: Governor Ikpeazu's Vacation In Turkey Display Of Insensitivity by wwwtortoise(m): 2:35pm On Jun 30, 2022
huh

Allow the yahoo governor to enjoy a bit of his loot in faraway turkey.

Verily verily I tell you that should Abians empty their commonwealth on his pockets, he will still be an antonym to cuteness and wellness.
Health › Re: Nigerian Lady Mourns Her Boyfriend, Makes Tiktok Video For Him by wwwtortoise(m): 2:35pm On Jun 30, 2022
Aurielfinizu:
Your 2nd name be Okwudiri
No comrade.
My name is wwwtortoise.
Music/Radio › Re: Nigeria Musicians Who Have Beefs With Each Other (must see) by wwwtortoise(m): 2:25pm On Jun 30, 2022
It’s all entertainment believe you me.
- Controversy
- Drama
- Gossip
- Clout
. . . remove these and you’ll realize that nothing is left in show-biz.

. . . mix them all up and you’ll realize that nothing is right in show-biz.
Politics › Re: Janet E. Agbede Presents N21m Cheques To Families Of Deceased Office by wwwtortoise(m): 2:09pm On Jun 30, 2022
sad

Verily verily I tell you brethren that this is a publicity gimmick by the NPF to save face and endear themselves to the public.

Karma is what again . . . ?

After active years of regular harassment and extortion from law abiding citizens you want to enjoy a happy ever after abi undecided

It is sad to know that officers only get their entitlements after their demise.
Health › Re: Nigerian Lady Mourns Her Boyfriend, Makes Tiktok Video For Him by wwwtortoise(m): 2:02pm On Jun 30, 2022
Not a good way to mourn the departed though but verily verily I tell you that she’s a more faithful girlfriend than many married women.

She’ll get over it soon and jump on another pr!ck on her sub list. Nothing new.

It’s the duty of mothers to shield their son from drama queens like this. Not good for your son and the family.

Condolences to the bereaved family.

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