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Travel › Re: Lagos In 1960 by wwwtortoise(m): 10:19pm On Jun 29, 2022
Josh109:
. Show us the pictures of ur village in the 60s
You want to compare my village with a supposed mega city?

Grow up son.
Health › Re: Help: What Food Can Help Me Regain Back My Strength? by wwwtortoise(m):
angry
If you’re right-handed then your left palm deserves an award. cool

It’s not about food.
Start with your mindset.

It’s never too late to be who you truly want to become.
Travel › Re: Lagos In 1960 by wwwtortoise(m): 9:36pm On Jun 29, 2022
angry

Carefully selected posh areas to rig minds into believing lagos has serene ecology abi.

Please show us pictures of Ikotun, agege, Orile,
Ikorodu . . . in the 60’s too.
Sports › Re: Harry Maguire And Fern Hawkins Wedding Photos by wwwtortoise(m): 9:11am On Jun 28, 2022
shocked

HML Harry Own-goal Maguire !
Politics › Re: President Buhari Meets Nigerians In Rwanda, Says; I Am Proud Of Our Youths by wwwtortoise(m): 6:33am On Jun 26, 2022
angry
With no due respect we the youths are not proud of you.
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Wants To Pay For Damage Caused By Bodyguard Crashing His Bugatti by wwwtortoise(m): 4:26pm On Jun 23, 2022
That’s how GOATS do !
Politics › Re: Gunmen Behead Nelson Emeka Achukwu In Anambra After Family Paid N15 Million by wwwtortoise(m): 6:22pm On Jun 22, 2022
huh

. . . even after the ransom was paid.
This is likely a politically motivated action.

Condolences to the bereaved family.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Sri Lanka's Economy Has Collapsed: Prime Minister by wwwtortoise(m): 6:17pm On Jun 22, 2022
shocked

This is what happens when one goes borrowing for consumption and not production.
It then gets to a point where lenders dodge you like a bullet same way China and EU are shying away from lending to Nigeria thereby forcing her to borrow internally from her CBN.

Then inflation kicks in . . .
Fashion › Re: Social Media Ladies Show Us Their Faces Before And After Makeup by wwwtortoise(m): 4:06pm On Jun 22, 2022
Onemind9:
Both before and after na Make-up
Nice observation!
Politics › Re: Deputies Lose Out As Governors Anoint Other Aspirants As Successors by wwwtortoise(m): 7:48am On May 02, 2022
Jayden001:
100% wrong.
The former governor of Ebonyi state, Chief Martins Elechi did not endorse his then governor, Engr. Dave Umahi. Elechi endorsed former minister of health, Professor Onyebuch Chukwu but Umahi later win the race.
That someone is endorsed doesn't guarantee victory at the poll.
You know nothing son.

That scenario was an outlier in the statistics of political “godfatherism”.

Don’t be deceived. There’s more to it than meets the eyes.
Politics › Re: Deputies Lose Out As Governors Anoint Other Aspirants As Successors by wwwtortoise(m): 4:59pm On May 01, 2022
cool

This goes to show that election is just to fulfill political righteousness.

The next governor has already been handpicked even before the election Day.
Politics › Re: What History Says About How Buhari’s Successor Will Emerge by wwwtortoise(m): 2:52pm On Apr 28, 2022
Cock and bull story !
Politics › Re: Orji Kalu Targets 100 Roads In Abia North Before End Of 2022, Hits 60 by wwwtortoise(m): 7:17am On Apr 26, 2022
Abia state’s slogan should change to -

“The more you look; the less you see”
Phones › Re: Suggest A Mobile App That Has Been Helpful To You by wwwtortoise(m): 9:54pm On Apr 25, 2022
ruggedtimi:
you play chess?
Yes sir
Phones › Re: Suggest A Mobile App That Has Been Helpful To You by wwwtortoise(m): 9:12pm On Apr 25, 2022
Binance
Luno
Real chess online
Turbo vpn
Business › Re: How To Report Your Financial Institution To The CBN by wwwtortoise(m): 8:28pm On Apr 25, 2022
chival:
Thanks a lot for this. I am going to follow your lead. I have been trying to get GTB to resolve a dispense error for more than a month now without any result.
Please while at it, do attach necessary details like -
Date of transaction
Exact amount (screenshot of debit alerts)
. . .

Cheers !
Sports › Re: Zenga Joins Race To Take Super Eagles Job by wwwtortoise(m): 7:43pm On Apr 25, 2022
Tueh !

Shame on NFF

Spinning C-list foreign coaches where huge emoluments fraud will germinate.

A country that imports almost everything and exports only crude.

Tueh !
Business › Re: How To Report Your Financial Institution To The CBN by wwwtortoise(m):
I remember mailing Accessbank over a hanging unreversed transaction which I was debited. Wrote them twice without getting feedback.

Google search led me to the cbn address cpd@cbn.gov.ng. I wrote them again this time with cbn in cc.

In less than 2hours I got feedback with a promise to check and resolve the issue swifty.

They eventually did the next day.

Everyone na weyrey for this con3. If you snooze you lose.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Government To Evacuate Citizens In Ukraine As War Escalates by wwwtortoise(m): 1:18pm On Feb 24, 2022
Future unfulfilled tense.
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Warns Ukraine There Will Be A Full Scale Russian Invasion ( Pics) by wwwtortoise(m): 1:18pm On Feb 24, 2022
Kingpele:
USA is a very lazy world police,I thought biden threatened to deal with Russia,if they crossed the border, now Russia have crossed border instead of carrying out his threat, he is now forming war forecaster, any country that put it's trust in USA shall be disappointed, now I realised why God said we should put our trust in him alone and not on humans
They don’t even trust in themselves; that’s why the US dollar bears In God we trust
Politics › Re: 243 FG Workers Fail To Turn Up For Verification, Salaries Suspended by wwwtortoise(m): 6:37am On Feb 21, 2022
I’ll take you serious when you start the cleansing from the Ghost Commander Federal Republic of Nigeria.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by wwwtortoise(m): 4:56pm On Feb 12, 2022
ubunja:
there was no point you made cause you claimed Jews are selling religion and not really practising it, which is false. Truth is Jews are exploiting everyone and they are religious. You know it's the truth. But because you don't like it, you then lie and say Jews are not practicing religion. Which is hilariously dumb. Man go rest. It's a hot day.
Mind sharing what you mean by boldened?

Btw we are here to share ideas and learn not pick offense with contrary opinions.

Peace !
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by wwwtortoise(m): 4:20pm On Feb 12, 2022
ubunja:
where have jews ever tried to make everyone Jewish? And jews don't practice religion? When their whole existence, their whole laws and culture and customs are centered around religion and their service to God?? That's why I have to keep shutting down this debate cause people are being unusually dumb on this one. And now you're talking about "spirituality is not religion",, like who cares. Cause atheists are none of the above!!
It’s obvious you are missing the point I made earlier.
Well go ahead as I filter while reading through.

Peace !
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by wwwtortoise(m): 11:38am On Feb 12, 2022
ubunja:
I'm not going to go back and forth with you on this issue cause you clearly don't know what you're talking about. You said religion makes people dumb, I showed you how the most religious group of people on earth are outsmarting the world, cause they're smart. You wanna talk about Nigeria.

Goodbye Caps.....
Capslocked is right to a large extent man.

This group you project (as highlighted above) only “ sell “ religion to the docile populace but they themselves don’t practice it.

Also note that there’s a tiny line between religion & spirituality.
Travel › Re: A Commercial Bus Tumbles On 3rd Mainland Bridge, Lagos by wwwtortoise(m): 6:28pm On Feb 03, 2022
huh

What could be the cause . . . overspeeding?
I doubt cos those commercial yellow buses can’t fire much.

I drove through that route yesterday and I can say that road is not for jallopy.
Romance › Re: Can You Marry Someone With Your Kind Of Character? by wwwtortoise(m): 6:58pm On Jan 26, 2022
TossTos:
Yes

I really want

I am 50% Phlegmatic
I am 30% Melancholic
I am 10% Sanguine
I am 10% Choleric


My love language as follows

1>Word of Affirmative
2>Quality Time
3>Physical Touch
4>Act Of Service
5>Recieving Gift

My true self...
I go dey happy to have someone like my self
Which scale you use weight all these stats huh
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by wwwtortoise(m): 6:21pm On Jan 19, 2022
ubunja:
how do green lights work? Look at the picture below. That's the summary of it. Then read the caption under the Pic "How you send your son Pic to babydaddy ".

I explained this last time. Let me explain again one more time.

The picture below is a green light. But if you look at the Pic it sends TWO different messages same time:
Message 1) the son in the picture: the message to the guy is "hey daddy, here is your son, see how he's grown!!

That's the surface message,, which the girl sent the picture for,, to show babydaddy his son. That's the "excuse". The pretext. The cover. This is the woman's defense. That picture is about her boy.

Message 2) the ass!! The ass!! The ass!!! That's the invitation. The undercover message. With that ass, the girl is saying to the father of her son, "see this ass? Do you miss it? You used to love it!! Come get it!!"

That's the real message. The actual green light. "come get this ass daddy!!".

Now if someone sees that picture, eg the girl's own parents, she'll say she's showing her man his son. And it will be believable. She doesn't have to explain the ass, as long as the son is there. Without the son the message will be too direct and too incriminating. And someone will legitimately ask: "Why are you sending your babydaddy your ass? Do you want his dicc?"
But she puts the ass AND the boy. The boy covers for the ass.

Babydaddy will instantly focus on the ass! And get the message. And call her.

If babydaddy isn't up for that shit and start confronting the girl about the ass, she'll quickly switch and say that's a pose she did without thinking,, she really wanted to show him the son! And thus the girl's dignity is intact and she doesn't come across as too desperate.


THAT'S THE SAME EXACT WAY WOMEN SEND GREEN LIGHTS to men out there. Women do things that can be seen as "ordinary" if you overthink it or are too slow.

Eg,, a girl can touch you lightly on the arm and ask about your tattoo. Or she can comment on your shirt quality while rubbing the fabric to feel it's quality. Both these are green lights. The girl likes you. But they're also normal things a girl can do to any guy on any given day. It's when a girl does a number of these "normal" things that you can accurately identify a green light.

Let's say you're at varsity,, a girl starts hanging around you, asking for your opinion on issues, complimenting you, asking your advice on things and taking an interest in the same things that interest you (eg same clubs, same sports) - - - that's a green light. The Girl likes you.
Now, do you court her, tell her how you feel or take her out on a date? NONE OF THE ABOVE. ,, just invite her over to your place to hang out. When she comes go take a shower, come back with only a towel around you,, ask her to help you apply lotion on your back where you can't reach - - - then let things play themselves out.

Don't court, don't tell her you love her, just see if you can smash directly. Keep doing such stunts till you smash without ever telling her you love/like/want her. Let her ask for herself after you have smashed.
cool
This is how you deal with girls who choose you. Especially in familiar spaces like school, church etc.
cool
Now, even if 3 girls like you same time. Do this to everyone of them. You'll see how easy pussy is when you're chosen. And it won't be long before you have two girls quarreling over you. It will change your perspective on game and women.
On point as always!

The way you dish out ‘miseducashin’ on this thread is also how ladies flash the greenlight. grin

Only for the sharp eyes shocked
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by wwwtortoise(m): 6:00pm On Dec 29, 2021
AyoII:
​​The Power of Solitude.

Every strong man has a period when he was at the bottom and didn't understand how to get out. Not the feeling of standing on a cliff and about to fall, but when you've already fallen and hit the ground with all your might, but you're still alive. Of course, the reasons we all fell are different. Moneylessness. Betrayal. Addiction. Unrequited love. Loss of loved ones. But there is always one lesson to be learned from any situation - you can overcome absolutely anything in life!

So this is a skill that can be learned. You can learn to be willing to overcome anything. Anyone who has ever faced it at least once has the ability to take control of that state. To be able to push back from the bottom. To quickly regroup and maneuver. And the tool that gives us that ability is seclusion.

Full quarantine to anything that doesn't come from us. Close off access from ourselves to the images, to the people who take up space in our space, to the content we're used to consuming. Everything we watch, read and listen to, everyone who comes into contact with us, all of it defines our internal structure. And if we are confronted with a situation that breaks us, our inner structure loses its pivot. So we have to leave only ourselves behind.

The fewer distractions left, the stronger our retreat will be. During solitude, we can concentrate on that endless stream of thoughts that sits in our heads. And it needs to be done. We need to let all those thoughts flow through us, or else we'll be doing it at night before we go to sleep. And that's going to lead to health problems.

And so when the thoughts are gone and the desire to live begins to ignite again, we must begin again to cull those things that affect our inner structure. Reconsider the images, reconsider the people around us, reconsider what we are used to reading, watching, listening to. Only in this format can we quickly and without much damage renew and let go of what has held us back for so long.

And even though this process seems rather abstract, it helps to cope with a state where you seem to be cut off from the world. Never have people suffered from depression the way the modern generation does! Because nowadays solitude is practically non-existent. It is difficult for a person to be left without notifications, calls, and pop-up banners for even a few hours. Solitude, though, has the kind of power that definitely provides benefits.
This is where meditation comes handy.
We should all endeavor to set aside some minutes daily to realign mind, body, and spirit. I recommend mornings for this practice.
Other worthy mentions include :
- exercises (push-ups)
- stay hydrated always
- become a giver (no matter how little you have)

If anyone can imbibe some of these in their lifestyle, the universe already owe you. And we all know Mother Nature is never a debtor.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by wwwtortoise(m): 11:10am On Dec 25, 2021
hebenz:
The Redpill is for the Elevation of men.
Sexually, financially and in all spheres, men needs to become better version of themselves in the coming year.
@Cave hinted mentioned it.
I will like to suggest that Red pill bosses opens another thread for Redpill business section.

I think it's time for that.
On this section, Capable Redpillers can teach men how to fish and not give them fish.
@TRP1 can teach men his own area
@capslocked can teach forex trading.
Anyother Chief can also join them.
This coming year should be total Elevation of men.
If the teachers are going to get paid for their services, I will like to be part of those that will fund these Projects.

Over to you big bosses
This is a good suggestion and initiative. I’ll like to be part of the project when it kickstarts both as a sponsor and beneficiary as it can be an avenue to learn more ways to multiply the bag.

Kudos chief for this input.
Guys shall we?
Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa In Tears After Golfer Broke Her Windscreen (Pix) by wwwtortoise(m): 5:44pm On Dec 19, 2021
cool

This format will fetch her a brand new luxury whip in the coming days.

‘Yahoo’ is not gender specific.
Travel › Re: Which Nice Country Can I Relocate To Legally With ₦8m? by wwwtortoise(m): 2:34pm On Dec 15, 2021
aminusodiq:
try uk... I can add u to a nairaland group where u can get direct information on how you can do it on your own... Most of the guys there did it themselves.. I backed down cos i dont have enough
Aside UK any other 1st world country?

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