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Rotjijatau:
I Want The Public To Take This Piece Into Cognizance Regarding The IG Of Police's Speech Blunder

1. The speech in question was doctored

2. Even if it was not doctored, nobody is above mistake

3. If you have been following The IG's trail or watched him speak before, you'll know that he's intelligent & grammatically fluent.

4. People were complaining why he was promoted from a commissioner of police straight to an IG of police instead of following protocol. Well, that is GRACE at work...... Grace disqualifies the qualified in order to qualify the unqualified. God doesn't follow protocol when he wants to promote you.

5. If we channel the intellectual flexibility (making T-Shirts of Transmission & videos just to mock him) into more productive things, we would have been richer than we are.

6. The difference between Nigerians & Americans is, while they channel their brain to more productive things, we are busy using ours to trend someone's mistake.

the difference b/w Nigeria & America is that there follow protocol. if protocol was followed the IGP wouldn't have been there

I thought she was a celibate :-XI

NwaAmaikpe:



Nepotism..
Exactly 15years ago, his uncle Jay-Jay Okocha was an ambassador for LG phones

Is this now hereditary?

How can Alex Iwobi be an ambassador for LG Nigeria when he isn't even based in Nigeria?
How can he even play for the National team when he can't sing the National anthem?

Which way Nigeria?

stop transmitting anyhow, is he not a citizen of Nigeria? how many of ur senators can sing the national anthem? I doubt buhari can sing the national anthem after all he don't know the meaning of APC

yemmy75:
Is Nigeria the only developing country? Go and check how much doctors in Kenya and Namibia earn!

as I said, the problem with Nigeria is not the salary structure but govt inability to pay bonuses (earn allowance, overtime ect) and also her inability to put in necessary structure on our health sector.

with this app, there will be no fear of buying ur kid a smart phone

chukzyfcbb:
Oga park one side!
You just dey justify the filth in our system.

According to behavioural psychologist, Dan ariely. If you changed neighbourhood to a more expensive neighbourhood, like going from Mainland to Island, you find yourself questioning prices and at least for a year you will be Living a very prudent lifestyle.

He calls this a Price anchor! Likewise if you came from Nigeria and started working in the UK, You cannot be spending like the typical BRITS, why?
You already have a price anchor conditioned while u were in Nigeria.

With that said, DOCTORS abroad are amongst the best earning profession, Yes you will get taxed but you will live a very very comfortable life! Stop all these threats about Taxing. spending in pounds , its Nansense really.

I am yet to see a Broke 9ja Dr who is practicing abroad. Most of them have houses scattered in 9ja

Nigeria is still a developing country,u dnt expect her to pay u like others developed countries. in fact hypocrisy is when u spend less than 500k to get a doctorate degree and u one the govt to pay u the same like someone who spend more than 10mil to get the same degree in uk.

dominique:
Honestly I ask myself this question whenever I visit my private hospital and see the extremely overworked underpaid doctors looking exhausted most of the time. I ask myself that are these doctors aware that all it takes to get them out of this hellhole is to just take a board exam and apply for visa to a first world country where they will get better pay and less workload? What exactly motivaties them to remain in this country? Docs in the house, let's hear from you.

u don't get rich by earning salary. ask urself why do consultant that are being paid almost half a million still complain of not earning enough? is because there compare themselve with other doctor abroad. let say ur a doctor in uk and u earn 10k which is about 3.7mil by the time govt start taxing u for ur car, house, u start buying expensive item here and there u will realise that there is little different b/w here and there. I think the issue is our govt inability to pay our doctor other bonuses like earn allowance,overtime, etc

QuietHammer:
Good evening. I'm a corp member serving in a school and I stay in the lodge provided by the school together with some other female corpers.
Now here lies my problem ; there is this particular female corper who keeps bringing me food randomly.
I know she'll feel bad if I tell her to stop it, I'll also feel bad if I throw the food out after receiving it from her, pretending that I really appreciate her bringing me food for no reason. How can I make her stop?

she should stop because she is nice to u, or she should stop bcus ur eyeing anoda girl or bcus the food is not sweet. if i be the girl i 4 hate u. sometime being nice to ppl suck. especially the opposite sex

GoroTango:
If only these dumb black Christians know how the Jews feel about them

better than the way muslem feel about Christian

my 2017 was filled with one drugs to the other. I one to go into harbs next year. my question is should i be pumping my stomach monthly or twice a month.

fairfora:
naija is better by far. What you see as violence now would be a tip of the icebergs if they're allowed to join us. Have you heard of isis, hezbollah,alquaeda in Algeria? They will teach us sense, should west Africa welcome them. Shey you're free to wear, eat and even drink anything you like and also can walk freely with your partner? By the time they flood everywhere in the region, security gadgets go sell wella cos everybody would be security conscious you've never heard of rape cases yet. It would become a hourly affair amongst us and there's nothing you can do about it.

na morocco one join ecowas o not algeria

hamzeiy:
Beautiful country. When we take pictures of maitama,asokoro, banana island,lekki,VI, parts of marina, cetral district abuja, garki, and post them over here. One we also wonder if people are truly suffering in nigeria.dont be decived with pictures everybody celebrate the good in their country while conxealing the bad from the world to see except nigerians that does the exact opposite.
Before I forget I need to say that beautiful or not we "aint accepting algeria to ecowas"

ur talking about Lagos and abuja can u also speak for others part like Delta, taraba, sokoto, eboyi etc my brother even with Lagos and abuja join together them no reach to cities we're I d see there

MrDickman:
bros forget that nonsense. HIV ko HIV ni. That thing na scam and point one the op noted is proof. Results are always inconsistent. a friend of mine once tested positive in one hospital like that . he coundn't sleep nor eat for day. he was even contemplating suicide then I persuaded him to re do the test again. This time in a different hospital. They said he was negative. We went t to another hospital, result read negative. To be very sure, he did the test again after some months and still negative. The first hospital that tested positive, naso dem for don go do am for innocent person, the mumu go just accept him fate like that dey use drug ontop disease wey e nor get. How e nor go die?

By the way why do you people attribute STD's and vaginal maggots to Alhajis? We need to stop that mentality abeg. Grow up dude.

lol,the way u d reason the make me laugh but anyway na u get ur body. the test tube is not 100% accurate that y u have to go for confirmatry test when ur result comes out positive. to further explain the test tube look for antibody so it maybe possible ur friends body produce antibody for another sickness thereby tricking the test tube, confirmary test would have given him the real result

Daeylar:
I really wonder why people here belittle courses just because they aren't science courses.

So only engineering and medicine students deserve to stay there, While philosophy, literature and accounting students should come back to Nigeria. His reason being that we have lecturers that can teach the other courses here. He should have just left them all there.
Although he did say they will continue the scholarship for both.

because we have lapses on those areas

Spylord48:
"while others studying accounting, philosophy and other social sciences will be brought back to Nigeria to enrol in local universities"
So these courses are not relevant eh.
Wike is funny. Imagine, bring them back and enrol them in local universities!!!!

so!

Jman06:
Op your decision is good. Never tolerate a cheating man. How i wish you are in America, you would have easily have him thrown out of the house. Imagine, the useless man is not even remorseful hence he continued to cheat. If he was geniunely repentant he would have endured till now. One year of abstinence is not too much of a sacrifice to make to show that he has truely changed.

Op since he is not ready to change, get yourself a man who is ready to stay faithful to you. Don't throw in the towel unless you see genuine repentance in him, else he Will take his infidelity to a higher level.

Better still, go to court, get a divorce and have the property sold so you can have your own share of the money recovered from the sale.

It's high time ladies stopped taking sh1ts from men but have them lead responsible lives.

u talk as if it easy to get a faithful man.

mama born bikin

sonofanarchy:
robots won't survive in Nigeria... no light to power am and boys go vandalize am

my brother! one day this oyibo people fit make robots were go the use solar energy power himself o, b4 u no them go the struggle land with human being.

ENDTIMEgist:
The Thing about boxing is that AJ would still be defeated in the future for some to claim the title.. or am I wrong?

yes ur wrong, boxer Like may weather is still undefeated

Jagermeister:
THERE IS A WITCH IN EVERY WOMAN!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>∆∆∆<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

This is a very interesting story and a lesson for men.

(To men) Please take time to ponder. �

(To women) Just enjoy the story. �

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom.

The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question was:
*What do women really want?*

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man. And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but first he would have to agree to her price.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend. Young Arthur was horrified.

She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.

He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden.

But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.

Arthur's question thus:
"What a woman really wants?"

She said, "A woman wants to be in charge of her own life."

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth, and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him.

The most beautiful woman he had ever seen was sitting by the bed.

The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth become her horrible and deformed self only half the time, and be the beautiful maiden the other half.

"Which would you prefer?" She asked him. "BEAUTIFUL during the DAY... OR at NIGHT?"

Lancelot pondered the predicament.

During the day, he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!

OR,

would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous moments with?

(If you are a man reading this) What would YOUR choice be?

(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?

And Lancelot's choice is given below...

BUT, please make YOUR choice first before you scroll down below!

OKAY?

Knowing the answer the witch gave to Arthur for his question, Sir Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time, because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now, what is the moral to this

The moral is...

1. There is a 'witch' in every woman, no matter how beautiful she is. It's how a man manages it

2. If you let a woman decide on her own she gives u the best.

Culled from Whatsapp.

nice write up but the true is that men we're created to make decisions and women to follow

smithsydny:
am from the wrong country

lol. but we can work it out to change things for our children, personally have given hope on ur leaders I just do what is expected as a follower and forget about the rest

maybe to follow fed uni go on strick the hungry them

smithsydny:
So that what will happen?

so that owning a private university will become a lucrative business and Nigeria will be able to employ 10million workers in lia Mohammed voice

Valro:
That Ronaldo bae I go chyke am tonight, she is on my FB list.





Valo wake up!!!

malaria on point

Zeeeeeeek:
Everything abt Messi speaks simplicity including d wife, very light make-up n decent outfit, God bless give me such simplicity

correct man, u get taste

FlySly05:
They weren't talking about beauty here, they wanted to know who kept it real, simple and still look classy at the same time. And to be fair it still is Ronaldo's gf

judging from what you just said, it should be messi girlfriend

MetalJigsaw:
It's not new, Ronaldo's son has been a fan of messi.

Messing is still the greatest player in history no matter what. In fact he's sure of clinching the next FIFA award.

nice one

Aonkuuse:
Haba!!! Sentiments apart, Ronaldo's girlfriend is beautiful

because her cloth is not covering her breast abi.