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Celebrities / Re: Biodun Okeowo Displays Her Massive Curves In New Photos by xcllaxix(m): 1:08am On Mar 19, 2016
Thick gals rule....but this one is a no-no...she aint fresh..
Education / Re: Nine Courses That Can Make You Cry In Nigerian University by xcllaxix(m): 1:01am On Mar 19, 2016
missingrib:
MCB for where....the most simplest course in faculty of science
Na u make am the simplest abi?...
Celebrities / Re: Olaide Olaogun's Baby Shower Photos by xcllaxix(m): 7:51pm On Mar 17, 2016
cruzita:
undecided see as she fine, but some go carry belle resemble demi-gods
Laff wan make me put my salary for beggar plate!...hehehehe...

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Celebrities / Re: Lil Kesh Gets Mercedes As Birthday Gift by xcllaxix(m): 3:31pm On Mar 17, 2016
Lol..why hiding the plate number when my sharp eyes can see its custom "EFEJOKU"?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Flogs His Wife Over Virginity Issue by xcllaxix(m): 6:34pm On Mar 16, 2016
Nawa o for some ladies...if u aint a virgin why claim to be one?...Buh on the other hand,the guy overdo am..a real man dosnt lay hands on a woman no matter what..If i was in his shoes,i will just ask her to get out of my sight till she shows real remorse for misleading and lying to me..
Celebrities / Re: Flavour Carries His Daughter In Weird Car (photo) by xcllaxix(m): 3:19pm On Mar 16, 2016
rodeo0070:
That's a Plymouth Prowler (Chrysler) with Inca Gold Pearl Colour
Coat...
Give this man a bottle of udeme!

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Poems For Review / Green And White by xcllaxix(m): 11:02pm On Mar 15, 2016
By Nwakeze Kingsley.

Green and White

Have u ever wished the suffering could be gone?
All these taking and killing in the country
Religious sects throwing bombs like parties
School children turned to sex slaves and sold off
Pump prices getting high like weed

I love the green and white
So i will say a prayer of redemption
I just wish the government say amen to this
Militants exchanging bullets with soldiers
While the exchange rates explodes like bomb shells
Killing the economy and leaving citizens to mourn
The cries of the helpless and hungry
Falling on deaf ears of careless politicians

Democracy so faint like
White chalk on white boards
Tired of waiting for the green day
Days gone by on my knees in prayer
The land is now green but
The harvest aint ready
Cuz corruption ruined it all
Officials laundering money many times
More than I do my laundery
Lawmakers taking bribes
And turning blind eyes to child-brides

There are more rigged elections
Than state owned oil rigs
I hate breaking it to you all
This is the truth unrefined
Like gallons of stolen crude from
Broken oil pipelines
Tired of broken promises made at campaigns
All these propaganda of what is good for the goose
Is also good for the gander
Only to abandon the people like loose ends
Once the seat of power is obtained at end point

Some lines of advice to you all
Arise O compatriots
And make our country great again
Just like our heroes past
We are gonna do it for the green and white.
Celebrities / Re: How Much Do You Know Chiwetalu Agu, A Nollywood Icon? by xcllaxix(m): 10:36pm On Mar 15, 2016
Mmiri ama efi n' anya!...*meaning rain-water has gotten into the eyes of the cow*...
Politics / Re: Presidency, PENGASSAN Deny Pressure To Remove Kachikwu by xcllaxix(m): 10:53am On Mar 15, 2016
Hmmm...that tie on Kachikwu is dooopppppppeeee!....
Celebrities / Re: Sonia Ogbonna & Ooni To Build A Tourist Resort In Ife by xcllaxix(m): 7:29am On Mar 15, 2016
Annybens1993:


Ahahahahaa... U just cracked me up with this comment gringringrin
Am telling u,dat kinda lady dosnt deserve a ring!..
Romance / Re: 10 Things Guys Say When Caught Cheating by xcllaxix(m): 7:21am On Mar 15, 2016
Oga what do u mean by girls seldom cheat?..Ur a serious learner...Dont try to patronize the ladies cuz most of them live by the famous code "Do not put all ur eggs in one basket"...U think cuz ur gal acts like a good gal,showers u with love and is always coming to be with u means there is no guy on the side?..She might not love the other guy like u but wont get rid of him either just in case u f**k up...Most ladies cheat too..the only difference is that they are smarter in it..You will hardly suspect it and can never find out..Guys are easily caught if their partner is an intelligent and observant kind of lady...#enuffsaid...am out!

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Celebrities / Re: Sonia Ogbonna & Ooni To Build A Tourist Resort In Ife by xcllaxix(m): 7:01am On Mar 15, 2016
My type of woman...hardworking and taking up challenges not waiting around like most ladies do these days on a man to do everything for them..And when the man dosnt u see them wailing like pigs...It just disgusts me when i hear a fully capable woman with no defects saying "I want a man that will always take care of my every need"...
Properties / Re: Architectural Designs For Nairalanders Who Want To Build by xcllaxix(m): 8:28pm On Mar 14, 2016
jameez:
I cherish the last picture of the 6 bedroom duplex you just posted, how much do you think would finish it? land cost exclusive and how much would it cost me to get a plan for it?,

jamesgulliard5@yahoo.com
You took the words outta my mouth was about asking him same thing!..its a nice design...Heres my e-mail..dabs247@gmail.com.
@Op,Kindly hit me up with the details too..
Properties / Re: Architectural Designs For Nairalanders Who Want To Build by xcllaxix(m): 8:23pm On Mar 14, 2016
ihebrooke:
Six Bedroom Duplex
All in Suite
I love this design...looking to start a 6 bedroom dup..soon..gonna need further details on this design..
Politics / Re: $2.1bn Arms Deals: N1.5bn Traced To Ex-minister’s Son-the Nation by xcllaxix(m): 10:36am On Mar 14, 2016
LordVoldemort:


There is no way everybody in APC Is clean. The fight might be one sided at the moment because you wouldn't want to create internal crisis in your party by investigating members of your party when you need their support to prosecute the yam eaters. When buhari Is done with PDP am very positive he will turn his attention to all the not so smart yam eaters in APC but for now it is unwise to for him to do so.
Smart talk...

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Phones / Re: Best Phones For The New Ntel 4G LTE. by xcllaxix(m): 7:35pm On Mar 13, 2016
greenhulk:


First of all, tecno Camon c5 and infinix zero 2 do not support 4g LTE so the highest speed u can get is HSDPA.

Secondly, I think we ar over hyping this NTEL. This is not the first time a company will promise something and fail woefully. Even spectranet claim they have 4g LTE but their network is not better than 3g. 4g LTE is not child's play, don't get me wrong, I sure want it but we should wait and see what they have. MTN claim they have 4g, I even get 4g on my phone with mtn sim but the speed is not better than my etisalat with HSDPA. LTE on the other hand is way faster than 3.5g or the fake 4g they serve us with here. One thing is certain, if NTEL are going to serve us with true 4g LTE, then don't expect it to be as cheap as u think. We are talking wireless network here. The only thing that can make it really cheap is if the government subsidies it. Again we all know whatever the government subsidies don't go well, them never even fit give us petrol and electric na internet dem want give us. It is good to let people know so we all won't start screaming RIP OFF when they start operation. Or they serve us with some shitty network at cheap price.

Even t mobile charge $35 a month for 6gb on their 4g LTE. That is N10,500 at N300 exchange rate. Even if NTEL decide to mellow, I don't think they will go lower than 8k for 6gb with the fact that they will have to run on generator 24/7. It is either that or they give us the same shitty internet we are already used to.
*In Dj Khaleds voice*Ur intelligent...ur smart..
Politics / Re: Arms Deal: EFCC Traces Transfers To 11 Foreign Accounts In UK, US, Niger by xcllaxix(m): 7:29pm On Mar 13, 2016
vedaxcool:


In mortal combat voice Outstanding
Still on Mortal Kombat..."Flawless Victory!!"

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Celebrities / Re: Please Pray For My Mum- Ibinabo Fiberesima's Son Writes Open Letter To Nigerians by xcllaxix(m): 3:07pm On Mar 13, 2016
What has Ibinabo done to immortalise and show deep respect and remorse for the slain doctor?...The answer is NOTHING..but she had the time to party at the AMVCA as if nothing ever happened...As if the death of the doctor was one irrelevant,forgotten event...Cuz She feels that as a celebrity she shouldnt dwell on "ordinary issues" like that but to move on ASAP...Now Justice and Karma has jolted her to the reality that this issue wasnt actually erased yet as she probably thought..And her kid wants us to "Pray" for his mother all of a sudden...Did anyone from her family ask us to assist her in praying that the children the doctor left behind as at when he was killed be consoled by God himself?..Now cuz She can see that going to prison can make her lose all that celebrity career and also means no more parties and flexing just cold iron bars facing her for the next five years and they now want sympathy and prayers..Rubbish.
Properties / Re: How Can I Build A 6 Bedroom Duplex With 6.5m Naira by xcllaxix(m): 6:04pm On Mar 12, 2016
SycophanticGoat:



This is so funny that it made a crowded place look like a graveyard... undecided
Danm!!..u got no joy,Bro..

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Culture / Re: Ooni Ogunwusi Pays Wuriaola's Dowry; New Wife Steps Out In Royal Wedding Outfit by xcllaxix(m): 5:56pm On Mar 12, 2016
talk4free:
Na wah o. Once upon a time, people who know nothing about the subject matter keep quiet. Now its the most ignorant that are the first to speak. Are we cursed, or is it as a result of our dysfunctional educational system?

The Ooni paid N25 probably because that's what they girls family tradition allows. If it sounds abnormal to you why not ask why? Instead of all the insults and jokes.

And for those calling her names, I'm sure you all have never met her. You only judge her from whatever rumour you read or heard somewhere. You all only heard one side of the stories. If you feel she's not good enough for the guy, go jump in front of Jonathan's trains. The guy likes her and married her, same way someone will like and marry your sisters, who also have stories around them too.
At last someone sensible comes along...
Culture / Re: Ooni Ogunwusi Pays Wuriaola's Dowry; New Wife Steps Out In Royal Wedding Outfit by xcllaxix(m): 5:54pm On Mar 12, 2016
missKiffy:
How can a groom be absent at his wedding undecided BTW if nah igbo lady that dowry for be 500,000 or 1M grin igbo kwenu cheesy
Not everywhere in igbo land...u think he just spent only 25 naira in marrying that babe?..U never calculate money spent on customary gifts wey the list dey always long like snake..
Car Talk / Re: Is It Ok To Drive This Car As A Lady(photo)? by xcllaxix(m): 6:53pm On Mar 11, 2016
Stereotypically speaking...yes...sumtin is wrong with the choice..just dosnt feel ryt for a beautiful lady...
Romance / Re: 10 Kinds Of Guys That Find It Difficult To Approach/Woo A Lady by xcllaxix(m): 9:17pm On Mar 05, 2016
slimthugchimee:
Habitual smokers
Bet9ja boys
Bleep boys
Hehehehe...bet9ja boys...that got me cracking..
Education / Re: Ajah Excel-Anayo Runs For World Leadership Position (photos) by xcllaxix(m): 2:22pm On Mar 05, 2016
Yeah!..thats my homie ryt there..attended same sec school..FGC Okigwe..He has always been a leader..

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Politics / Re: Oba Akiolu & His Son Meet Buhari In Saudi Arabia (Photos) by xcllaxix(m): 3:45pm On Feb 28, 2016
Some idiots don drag igbo race enter dis issue now dey yearn dust...From today,let it be noted that anyone that derails a thread by making tribalistic comments is suffering from inferiority complex and should either learn to make constructive arguments or go back to nursery school and start afresh..This forum is for Intelligent adults not silly children..
Celebrities / Re: Davido Stop Sleeping Wit Prostitues Without Condom -Yung6ix Friend Blasts Davido by xcllaxix(m): 3:35pm On Feb 28, 2016
In Shah-Khan's Voice..."Flawless Victory!"
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Still Got Her Butt (evidence) by xcllaxix(m): 6:13am On Feb 28, 2016
kay29000:
This is what you call a butt...
May u live long!

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Celebrities / Re: Caroline Danjuma, Her Husband & Kids Attend Event Amid Divorce Rumor (Pic) by xcllaxix(m): 6:03am On Feb 28, 2016
Amosjaj:
How does this reduces the price of garri in Nigeria?
Ok...Garri gang..Mods!...I don catch one all the way from ijebu-ode!
Celebrities / Re: B-red Threatens To Beat Yung6ix In A Snapchat Video by xcllaxix(m): 2:56pm On Feb 27, 2016
OneManLegion:
B-red?

What's a B-red?




Oh! That video vixen?!gringringrin
Choi!!!...no chills!

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Romance / Re: He Had The Guts To Take Me To A Strip Club! Arrant Nonsense by xcllaxix(m): 2:51pm On Feb 27, 2016
Jadekitana:


My crush would end instantly
I dont really think so...Phyno is Eze Nnunu afterall... wink
Religion / Re: ‘His Holiness’, Rev. King Can’t Die — Church Members by xcllaxix(m): 2:43pm On Feb 27, 2016
johnydon22:
Stockholm Syndrome ... A pitiable attachment towards someone who abuses you..

This exactly what religion does to people... People are very disturbed by the repulsive idea of Rev King burning his Members while most of them revere and champion a God concept that would also burn billions in an everlasting flame..

Effects of blind religious beliefs ... turns intelligent humans into straight up mindless believers..
This is deep...

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Education / Re: Deeper Life Completes "Anchor " University by xcllaxix(m): 2:24pm On Feb 27, 2016
bebe2:


Just waka if u decide to act dumb dats OK.

But don't expect same from me.

Show me a deeper life homeless shelter or a deeper life general hospital then we can resume this discussion.
Why not build one urself if ur so passionate bout shelters..And quite lamenting bout churches that built and didnt build..ignite the change..

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