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Urrm, this can't be worst than what she will pass through in the hands of my musachi griding at night and in different positions,,, aside the lady lifting weight sha.

Urrm... For these THREE reasons I'll marry her:

Firstly, her love and feelings for my penury cost her her virginity. Me not going ahead with the marriage is surely a betrayal. She has been saving her virginity but lost it for my own course wow!

Secondly, how many ladies can we see around today with the fragile conscience like the lady's, who can confess of her secret affair with a director I could have never even known of. A virtuous woman.

Thirdly, the devil I know is far better than the angel i don't know. We've come along way. We've trusted and been open to each other for long.
So this lady will sure be the wife of my life. No doubt.

Urrm, simply take my eyes off the butt. This is a typical pictorial representations of the consequences of illegal sex.

Urrm, congrats dear. So nice.

Urrm, touching. Did this happen to you or just a story for your blog? ?

Hmmm, I fear for my dear Nation if GEJ should be re-elected. God save Nigeria.
Urrm, FTC??
I dedicate this feat (Firstus the Commentus) to all the youths of Nigeria. Those living and those who have lost their lives in the process of fighting for a great Nation.
#teamgreatnigeria#

Urrm, bros, you want to kill something you did not create or even bring to earth. You think she has nobody? Don't let anger slice you with is sword of regret. Quit her and let go of all the fortunes lost. After all life's a risk. There are better things to life than this bro. Pipe low. Vent your anger with some activities. You'll sure oneday be happy that you moved on. Afterall you are a guy. You still will surely find a loyal bae. Especially if you are loyal too.

Urrm, assumption make an azz of u and me. Has the APShit asked him yet before assuming?

Urrm, brother, thats old Naija for you. We the youth sure will make this nation better. #betteryouthbetternation.

Urrm, source:

Urrm, lies at No5. September has highest percentage of belle.

Urrm, Davidos next album "belledona belle".

Urrm, ladies are still on their bed.

The demons in these men are too strong. But soon the angels in military bullet will gush them out through their a$$oles.

Urrm, this man need help. Asap.

Urrm, why? Is it the mission of this man to keep regurgitating the miseries of this agonising parents over and over. Only God could have stopped me from rushing him with a sangorous slap. Lemme go ahead and meet my kids above.

Urrm, sure, this question has been dealt with severally. Search or google it. Thanks

7. Urrm.. Self-service. *looks around, alone.. farts carelessly on thread*.

Urrm, I reserve my comments till they grow thicker.

Urrm, yea. If she's the thick n' cute.

lofty900:
Pls where is the office in port harcourt. Google don't have the answer

Urrm, dunno bro. My station is Obibo, Imo river.

cyberdurable:
Just shut that pit u call mouth, what den do u call Buhari's own? I wonder if he is gonna face the international community with his ill English manner, Kwarapshon, Aeefeeeceee... damn!!

Urrm, who's this carnivorous amulentity? Did I either state therein that Buhari speaks good English? Maintain thou thy crooked lane.

lofty900:
I visit nairaland not just to read posts or comments but also to read interesting signatures. These nairaland guests have no idea what they're missing. so many signatures, some are words of wisdom, others are just wacky and funny! cant say i've seen all signatures on nairaland, but i've seen a lot ! I'll give a rundown of my top 10 signatures on nairaland and their owners.

1. xpac01 and irguru -"no matter how the devil smokes weed, he can never be the most high"

2.truckpusher -"as I walk through the valley of shadow of death, I come dey wonder say wetin carry me go there? abi I dey craze?" lol!

3. dammytrager -"u will either be remembered for the problems u created or the ones u solved"

4. kay1one -"if I get too busy to help my fellow man, then I'm doing the wrong job"

5.lofty900 - "no strings attached, that's my motto"

6.vicoloni - "if they can trust u, they will entrust u with their fortunes"

7.chidekings -"there are some deals in which profit and loss does not matter "

8.folabayo -"life with no impact is life with no value "

9. vessi -"peace will reign when power of love overcomes the love of power"

10.efemenaXY -"what doesn't break u only serve to make u stronger"

Urrm...

Urrm, GEJ should remember we are 70million sane adults in Nigeria. He shouldn't try rigmarolling our intelligence with his political gimmicks.

Urrm, to the girl: sex=love.

Urrm, Charismatic swagalistic ex and to be ...

Glo4issy:
Few days back I was heart broken despite I love my boyfriend but I still decide to take the step, now he has been begging me to come back to him and also begging my relative to help him talk to me so we can continue that he promise not to cheat on me"hmmmmmm am really confused" should I listen or just forget about him??

Your story too sketchy. Explain more if possible picture.

Zenithboi2:
Corps members are waiting for alawi alert and MTN are here sending alert morning, afternoon, evening and every now and then.
But the question is: is MTN dating us?

Na! We'r dating them. They asking money from us.

Na! He can't do it like corruption!

OBJ!