₦airaland Forum

TippyTop:
How do you define loser? If you fail an exam 3 times you're still not regarded as a loser in your town abi?

Hehe... you got me.

IdisuleOurOwn:
Op e b like say ur head dey touch O! Why don't u write it instead of putting a lick?

hahahaha... The guy wan buy motor.

It is the difference between a loser and a winner. Buhari all the way.

*claps for the OP* so you've finally discovered the lil bit of evil going on corridors of power.

Truth, exclusively for those with good conscience. But for someone long into the game, you'll need a tested lie detector...

Who is believing this news. This PDP people should stop robbing poo on our man's reputations. From all Soyinka's well certified political comments, i think PDP appears to be the 'VOMIT'. Oh well, come what may, BUHARI 2015.

I can just hear you stammering while mentioning the Demerits..
Singles rock bro.

ochon:
Erm, how can one be a sadist by loving to see his lady sèxually happy?

This is the way your post could have been, "a question"!. Even though a virgin but am not oblivion of what a lady likes from a man. Lemme ask you few, questions here, you are allowed to ask any girl for the answers, viz:
A) why do ladies like a guy with strong big ROD.
B) why do ladies like their HAIR PULLED during intimacy.
C) why do ladies scream HARDER when bleeped.
D) What makes a lady term a man "a real man" in bed, the heavenly feelings alone?? Think again.
Bruv, for an intimacy to be memorable to a lady, the action gats spell sadism, but could be a happy feeling to ladies because that's how they are naturally wired.

Deapexboy:
2day na new year i refuse to comment joor......

Infact romance section suppose under go deliverence 2day

How does delieverance look like??

tosyne2much:
joystick or no joystick, I will never and never lose my pride to any lady.. NEVER !!!!

Not until after I get married

Love ya bro... Very determined lets keep our chastity rolling

naijaboiy:
VickyyB are you not tired of looking for my attention up and down?

What exactly am I owing you? Just tell me..

I'm tired of seeing you using various tactics just to draw my attention to you

Is it e-fight? I thought we were done with that long ago

Please try to keep my moniker away from your fingers anytime you want to cause trouble,,i ain't cut out for that

Easy bro. You're a king here sure you know that.

herald9:
Nooo... being a V rocks...infact I am one...

But saying you won't open your legs to any lady makes it looks as if they're actually d one with the joystick

Lol... Just made me imagined something funny.

Cutehector4u:
xpac stop jor....

*Hands up* enjoy.

tosyne2much:
Nice write up my OP.. Thank God I don't engage in pre-marital sex

OP, pls try insert line breaking in between the numbers. That is, insert a line break after 1&2 and so on, so as to make it neat

** Thinking .........

Brb **

Right bawz. I reallx tried it severally, but after uploading, it shows no breaking effect on the post.

dorlapoh20:
just joking. Happy new year

Cutehector4u:
same wishes,.wats yur new yr resolution?

Abi?? Shey na for this thread una wan start this Kim and Kanye... You guy better share the grace here. Cuterhector4u, we don wanna loose on our virgins train please.

wunmi590:
Mke I kukuma book space since we want to use it to build NL hqtr in sambisa




























BTW: did u say u ar a virgin? If nah play mke u stp am 000

Bruv I fitn't stop being a virgin.
#teamvirgingtillmarriage

1. PEER PRESSURE:

This plays a huge psychological role in luring a guy into premarital sex. When the topic of straffing is raised either outside or here on NL, virgin guys like me tend to feel so left out like on a lonely island. And we begin to feel the pressure to join them by seeking a punny to bleep.This has also seen lots members loose out on #teamproudlyvirgin#. I hope we loose no one this 2015.

2. SUSPENSE:

when a normal libidinal guy sees a female silky lap and balooning bossom inside its clad, there mind sets into a movie mode. They begin thinking how their actors will kill the unseen bosses at the end of the movie. This can make the guy to start dropping lines and making advances towards the girl, eager to act out the movie. Please my guy, learn to switch on your descipline mode when face with such innuendo.

3. ADVENTURE:

Guys by nature love adventure. Thats why you hear some making new year resolutions to conquer at least 500 punnies in 2015. Hmm, king solomon dey hail oo!

4. TO KEEP THE GIRL.

Guys have this fear that if they don't bleep a girl they love, the lady might dump them for the bleeper. So they try bleep her to keep her. Smh... Hope you'll still keep the pregnancy.

5. AN EXCHANGE FOR A GIFT:

Though with some exception, but guys tend to see sex as a transaction. Sometimes, ladies feel a guy spends mindlessly on them. LIES!! Every normal guy tend to have a planned limit to spend on a girl. Once the limit clicks he start tabling demands for his own pound of flesh. Please ladies if you can't spend equally for a guy on financial bases, please don't demand or take much from him. He may cry foul.

6. SADISM:

Guys also are natural sadist. They love hearing a lady moaning their names in the feelings of pain and pleasure. Please bro, wait a little, your future wife is also a moaner.

7. POWER OF LOVE:

Now, should i call it love or lust? But onething is very sure, when a guy loves a lady and the se.xuäl chemistry is so good, at some points a desire to consummate the love via bleeping pops in. Please my guy, the feeling is no crime, you also be a man to those feelings.

8. TO IMPRESS THE GIRL:

when a guy attains the 8 or 20 inches amukuroto, or has read lots of books on how to give a lady 30 heavenly feelings per night, he automatically starts feeling like a superhero.. Bros, better keep those achievement and start sharing testimonies not tearing the girls' punnies.

9. CONSEQUENCE OF INDECENCY:

For every action there must be an equal reaction. I keep wondering if there is any positve reaction a guy expects from those indecencies. Please don't mind the +18. I'v not seen indecency respect any age.

10. A SEAL TO FESTIVITY:

Festivities like carnival, birthday parties, new year celebrations, Xmas, e.t.c. prove to be a tempting period for guys as they tend to make it memorable by sealing it with bleep. This Xmas I found my friend bleeping a girl, i just told him "bros you need Jesus". Have a premarital sexless 2015. Happy New Year

Feel free to add yours.
Cc: Tosyn2much and
#teamproudlyvirgins#.

More grease to their triggers. But I think there can never be any more collateral than the 54 innocent soldiers sentenced to death by the court marshal. I pray justice be tempered.

For...

You are a hopeles PDPite.

For me I can't see it possible no matter how optimistic a business but, you can take it to TB Joshua's church for an answer.

Me&U

His family are in a befitting home at London while some labourers in the PDP blood vineyards are in Bayelsa and other parts of the bokorammed country sharpening their knives and ready to die for the bloke. If only we can gain wisdom to demand that the dying starts from his home as charity ko patience ni begins at home.

Video or... I'll not comment

Just trying to let us know they are still active. But we know who is holding the torchlight and command finger for them.

slap1:
You go wait tire be that.

I never get tired of waiting for something good. I waited for 6months get my France visa.

EroticAngelina:
*sinister laugh* i'd luv this to happen!
Bt where wud the baby be cumin out 4rm? their azzholes? or diickholes?

Their mouth holes. Then pregnancy exclusively from mouth action.

This man shares almost similar feelings with me. I risked the life of my love with my girlfriend to see GEJ wins 2011. But here we are today, 6yrs is far much enough to prove a worth. Gotta give GMB a try. Buhari 2015.

I know Abuja will make it. Following...

Sijo01:
Why will she not be gorgeous when there's soo much money and fresh air around her

She's gorgeous because she's working it out. Some of Otedola girls around my neighbourhood have used the so much money and fresh air to inflate their skin to Micheline tyre tube and puff puff cheeks.

venomous:
wow.... her life has changed forever.... that is if she doesn't have home problem tho....

Or mindset problem. Growing from riches is a function of the mindset.