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Liability:
u dey crase? No be thieves them be? Take time ooo

You ask me d two questions make I tell you Yes abi? Am only Taking Time to study Liabilities that troll among our young people...

Liability:
adeboye and oyedepo stop the collection of tithes.....it is evil.


Thief thief pastors.

Please Seun, we want Unlike button for posts like this.

Misogynist2014:
Na lie! Though I can't dispute you were on that train, you made up this whole story for your pay master. What is her username? She pounced on and kissed a married man, seriously? You superstar, seriously?
























What if I'm in a train and a Nl Lady identifies me?

Don't mind the jew dude, he must be a sure agent of People Deceiving People...

Ipledge:
If I wont be bias...this is nice,Jonathan we appreciate d train...I believe there is a train route to Otueke,that will be good to take you back to your village come May 29

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Truckpusher:
Phockphockman ,your a good man for always writing the truth about these giant stride that has reduced the burden of travelling long distance on ordinary folks ,forget about the retroggressives in house they will always be looking for their certificate.

Hey Mr Buhari ,my grandfather's West African regiment letter of discharge from the military after the second world war is still intact - He treasured it till his death.

Buhari show us your certificate.

Was your father ever jailed?? The dude's cert was confiscated by some hired miscreants when serving a 4yrs prison sentence... You should understand what that means.

Sssage:
...political science... have many job opportunities than u can imagine.

Like??

We understand all what you saying bro. What we just need is a change of presidency. Please while flying be sure your ticket aint bearing 'AirAsia'. Safe flight all way.

That9jaVine:
Pweety girl. I likey

You 'likey' somebody's wifey??

Nice adopted daughter of Otuoke. HML.

Educating, but you can still research more. thanks all the way.

Will say go for Economics but it got quite some mathematical works too. But political science? Where you taking the cert to? With any certificate you can feature also in politics, ask your president.

Taken. You too.

Yea bro. Nice one.

Nice one. But i think the virgin here means a deeper life rounded virgin. For me I've never had insertion intimacy, but i've sure kissed and quite good at it, also some bold virgin guys who have masturbated might not fall guilty to lots of signals. Good write up anyways.

Suspect33:
whc tin?

I no know oo! Wetin you call am sef.

Walahi, this looks suspicious. For my place if greeting pass hands then, 7up.

Nice one OP. But No. 8 is your opinion. For me i'll like my wife to keep the thing hairful. It feels so natural with hairs.

You will know when Buhari's certificate is found and 1000s of reasons to vote him.

Tuning in. Its gonn be interesting, trust channels tv

ratiken:
Everything for politics. Buhari has to provide his certificate first.

After that, we can now explain simple economics to the illiterate that the target is to reduce the subsidy cost in this period of reduced revenue

Who's the illiterate? I knw for this is you guys plan. You better get the certificate wherever you've hidden it. We want it back.

I pray they listen!!. They must be eager now shoveling the oil money with all alacrity because they've got just two months to dust off their a**ses from the power seat.
BTW, what is the latest on the General's certificate, found??

Women with pretty hair do on sunday service could be very distracting both to female brethren and angels. Pls. cover it. Thanks.

Please this can't be worst than Gen. Buhari's missing certificate. If you've seen it or you are with it, pm me immediately thanks.

Please we are looking for the person in possession of Buhari's certificate, if its you, please return it. BUHARI 2015

drlawizle:
My brother as I've told you from experience its better not to even have sex AT ALL than to have sex with a prostitute...

Sex is not a do or die affair...your mind is tricking you to believe you will run mad if you dont have sex or that something is wrong with you...your friends might also

convince you that its ok but its all a lie..first of all bliv sex is NOT a do or die affair & believe you can live without it....believe there's nothing wrong with you if you

dont have sex & even if the girls say no dont think you're not attractive or disgusting....from there start developing yourself...you can check this foreign website called

www.themodernman.com It really helped me after I had slept with enough prostitutes & I felt emptier & worse than before...it was the solution I was searching for..

There's a book called "the flow" I downloaded it from the site and I can send it to you if your interested...its free

This age needs millions of people like you.

Olayinka8793:
U are right,never knew there were still people with sensible opinions on Nairaland.The urge is overpowering but I think I might change my mind.Thanks

Anytime.

KLand:
Those who wait are not missing out. They are simply obeying God, who says no to premarital sex.

If you can't hold yourself now, even when you get married you wouldn't be able to do so.

Thumbs up bro.

kalufelix:
self service can be very raw and direct since u startd off wit it i dont knw hw ur body is gon blend wit real sex which takes a more steady convensional means thru climax and ejaculatn..ma point is u try and stick 2 rubber sex (protectd sex) until u get a partner
have fun!
Buh if condom burst ah no dey o...

Bruv why na??

Olayinka8793:
Am 21 years old,single and have never had sex before as i dont have a g.f,meaning am a virgin,well i used to masturbate to make up for lack of sex(90 percent of males do according to researches) I dont care if anybody believe me or not,i just want to express myself.
My new year resolution is to break the damn virginity and am gonna start with a prostitute.

Funny but touching. My guy, imagine your son reading those words to you and meaning every word. The urge is strong and persuassive but never leave you happy at long run. Not when its even a prostitute. Bro, you got a better live to live than this mhen.. Don't you think so?

ochon:
@ A-D, not ALL ladies like guys with big rod. Not ALL girls like their heads PULLED during sèx. Not ALL scream harder when fùcked. How does "heavenly feelings" connotes sadism, that's what I'm asking you. You called it a "heavenly feeling" yet you said guys that want their women to experience something "heavenly" are sadists? Does that make sense to you?

@ Embolden, when did the LADIES tell you that? So all ladies love BDSM? How do you get these atrocious facts.

Lost words to lay my point clearly to you. You can ask any open minded nearest lady to help you out on that.

AmaechiLinus:
Whoever wrote this is not a Virgin.

You sound so sure.. Wondering why I'll have to lie abt that.. Or is there any trophy at stake.??

kayzdekor:
haaaaaaaaaa...I know u must be talking from experience... Chai

Hehe, yea bro. Book experience.