Celebrities › Re: I Am Not Living Under Arole's Shadow - Asiri Comedy by xreal: 3:37am On Oct 06, 2017 |
Why asking him those questions?
You want to do to them what you did to Psquare ? |
Celebrities › Re: Men And Women Are Not Equal. At Home, The Man Is The Head – Tiwa Savage by xreal: 3:32am On Oct 06, 2017 |
Before nko?
Has she just started reading her bible?
Hasn't she read the part that goes against nudity? |
Celebrities › Re: Kcee: ''E-money Is The Youngest Billionaire Of All Times'' by xreal: 5:49pm On Oct 05, 2017 |
LesbianBoy: Why you no wear payint this babe?  Chai. Wetin u find go there sef? |
Crime › Re: #ALUU4 5 Years In Remembrance - Gone But Not Forgotten by xreal: 4:31pm On Oct 05, 2017 |
In a zoo, the beasts have their corner where the wild ones are found.
If Nigeria is a zoo as they call it; then their region is meant for the wild. They are the animals. |
Romance › Re: Top 3 Bad Habits Among Youths And How To Overcome Them by xreal: 4:19pm On Oct 05, 2017 |
4. One Corner Dance
This wave is coming from Ghana.
Some even climb the tree just to dance.
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Celebrities › Re: Majid Michel: "I Used To Masturbate, I Felt Guilty & Very Dirty About It" by xreal: 4:01pm On Oct 05, 2017 |
He fits as a pastor than an actor.
Chris Oyakhilome should be his godfather. |
Crime › Re: Man Discovers Drugs Inside Tubers Of Yam Set To Be Delivered Abroad.Photos/Video by xreal: 3:57pm On Oct 05, 2017 |
The fellow who discovered this and posted on social media is not wise and close to dead.
Why not cover it back with sand and return to the owner with some excuse of ' I am no more traveling as planned' or something?
Must u post everything on the internet?
They are coming after you. |
Crime › Re: Nigerian Drug Dealer To Be Sentenced To Jail In Australia by xreal: 1:10pm On Oct 05, 2017 |
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Crime › Re: Nigerian Drug Dealer To Be Sentenced To Jail In Australia by xreal: 1:00pm On Oct 05, 2017*. Modified: 1:16pm On Oct 05, 2017 |
Somebody explain the story to me. Is he a fisherman specialized in catching iced fish?
There are no iced fish where I am from.
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Crime › Re: Bride Arrested With Another Boyfriend During Cult Initiation Hrs To Wedding(pic) by xreal: 10:05am On Oct 05, 2017 |
Dem don press dis one remote control.
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Phones › Re: How You can have a Twin Version of YOURself in a video using your "smartphone." by xreal: 10:00am On Oct 05, 2017 |
Na wa ooo.
I will have time for all that when I don chop bellefull.
Nice tutorial there. |
Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Actress Taiwo Aromokun Welcomes 2nd Set Of Twins (photos) by xreal: 7:54am On Oct 05, 2017 |
Rate of twin birth is very high among the Yorubas'.
Congratulations. |
Health › Re: FRSC Officials Safely Deliver Baby Girl On Lagos-ibadan Expressway by xreal: 7:37am On Oct 05, 2017 |
Hope they didn't ask for bribe before they helped.
They are now competing with police in bribe collection. |
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Celebrities › Re: Video: "I Don't Give A Frog About Psquare And Their Issues"- Comedian Koffi Says by xreal: 7:20am On Oct 05, 2017 |
Frog as in?
Anyway, no one should actually take them serious anymore. |
Celebrities › Re: Celine Dion Donates Concert Proceeds To Victims Of The Las Vegas Shooting by xreal: 7:15am On Oct 05, 2017 |
My Dion is getting aged, her voice remains as ever.
What a touching speech she gave before the concert. |
Celebrities › Re: Comedian AY Poses With White G-Wagon by xreal: 2:50am On Oct 05, 2017 |
fuckerstard: you're telling if I start packaging and repackaging i go buy G wags? Yes. I dey tell you. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Oyo Winners Chapel Pastor & Wife Assault Lady & An Eyewitness After Service by xreal: 12:30am On Oct 05, 2017 |
Is the church the establishment in which she worked?
Or the pastor get another business aside church?
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Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh I Am Ready To Father Your Next Child.- Dollarface Peter by xreal: 12:28am On Oct 05, 2017 |
Doesn't he want to live long? |
Celebrities › Re: Amazing Photos Of Nigeria’s Hottest Female Firefighter As She Shares Fire Safety by xreal: 12:20am On Oct 05, 2017 |
I need to invite her over.
The is a FIREwall in my computer.
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Events › Re: EXCELLING ONYEMA And CHIAMAKA Releases Pre-wedding Photos by xreal: 12:19am On Oct 05, 2017 |
Congratulations in advance. |
Celebrities › Re: Comedian AY Poses With White G-Wagon by xreal: 12:17am On Oct 05, 2017 |
PapaNnamdi: The way ay take get money sef, makes one to think twice before the working like a donkey,
Ay blike pikin wey no de read but de top class of ppl wey read die,
Horrible comedian But richer than the best comedians out there,
Am tired of living in penury, Jesus abeg off light, Make everybody start afresh It's called packaging and repackaging. |
Celebrities › Re: Reekado Banks And DJ Cuppy Take A Selfie by xreal: 12:15am On Oct 05, 2017 |
OK. Na so dem dey take start o. |
Romance › Re: Girl Upload Her Unclad Pix Just To Celebrate Her Birthday (pictures) by xreal: 12:13am On Oct 05, 2017 |
Because u were born naked?
Kontinu! |
Politics › Re: Gbenga Daniels Meets IBB In His Minna Mansion Over PDP Chairmanship. Photo by xreal: 12:09am On Oct 05, 2017 |
ahamonyeka: I don't understand what you mean by abiola's ghost haunting ibb. Is he the one who killed mko? If yes then do you know how many people the so called mko killed or the coup he took part in that took lives? Thank you. |
Computers › Re: 4 Email Etiquettes Most People Ignore by xreal: 4:28pm On Oct 04, 2017 |
You are telling me that Jumia Travels is now the leading travel agency.
Did 'justwise' approve that?
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Sports › Re: Victor Moses Stylishly Lands In Uyo Ahead Of Zambia Clash. Photos by xreal: 4:26pm On Oct 04, 2017 |
ChineseBuggati3: I have a bad feeling that Nigeria might loose this match Chai! Zambia. Kneel down make I pray for you. |
Sports › Re: Victor Moses Stylishly Lands In Uyo Ahead Of Zambia Clash. Photos by xreal: 4:24pm On Oct 04, 2017 |
One thing Akpabio did was the stadium.
Das all! |
Nairaland General › Re: Stolen Wallet Returned To Owner Intact After 47years by xreal: 1:04pm On Oct 04, 2017 |
47 years?
That wallet should be kept in a museum henceforth. |
Celebrities › Re: Look what Tagbo said about Davido 3years ago by xreal: 1:00pm On Oct 04, 2017 |
And now he has been 'balled' to death.
The tongue is fire. |
Romance › Re: Nairalander Takes His Pre-wedding Photoshoot To The Work Place by xreal: 12:50pm On Oct 04, 2017 |
Na dis kain woman go dey pray for fire outbreaks everywhere so dat her man go fit dey maintain her beauty.
Wishing the couple the best. |
Education › Re: Similar Everyday Words That Are Often Interchangeably Used Wrongly by xreal: 12:40pm On Oct 04, 2017 |
Determinism: 1. INQUIRE/ENQUIRE: Inquire (inquiry) is a formal inquest ie, by legal, formal institutions and boards and are often documented, while enquire (enquiry) is an informal act of questioning.
2. I'M/ AM: I'm is simply a contraction of "I am" ie, it means I am. Example: I'm washing the dishes.
On the other hand, "am" is on its own a first person present form of "be". Example: I really am sorry for your loss.
3. COMPLEMENT/ COMPLIMENT: Complement means "to complete". Example: He complemented the sweet taste with some added salt and spice.
Compliment means a remark, salutation and (but not limited to) flattery. Example: He complimented her beauty all night.
4. KNOW/ NO: Know means to have knowledge of; whilst "no" is simply the opposite of yes. Example: No, I don't know how to dance.
5. SOURCE/ SAUCE: Source is the origin of a thing, trend, phenomenon, etc. Sauce is often an added flavour to a dish/food. Example: The source of modernity is Africa. Example: He uses tomato sauce to consume bread.
6. CEASE/ SEIZE: To cease simply is to stop, while to seize is to confiscate, arrest or withhold.
Example: Pray without ceasing. Example: Their results were seized by the examination body
NB: Seize should as well not be mistaken for "size"
7. INVISIBLE/ INVINCIBLE: Invisible means "not seen" (it has to do with vision), while invincible means powerful and/or untouchable.
Example: He wore an invisible cloak. It made him invincible against enemy attack.
8. REIGN/ RAIN: Reign means a period of domination, while rain refers to waterfall in drops from the sky (or a large quantity of something)
Example: During his reign, rain ceased to fall. Hence, drought and famine.
9. I (capitalized)/ i: I (when capitalized) is simply the first person perspective, while "i" is just the ninth letter of the English alphabet.
Example: I'm running late.
10. WONDER/ WANDER: Wonder means to be amazed, to wish to know, etc. Wander implies movement, to (mentally, physically or emotionally) move about.
Example: He wondered why the dog kept wandering up and about in the house. It made his mind wander—searching for answers.
11. THERE/ THEIR: There simply is a (physical or mental) location (of something), whilst their is a second/third person pronoun.
Example: Their house is right there.
12. SURLY/ SURELY: Surly infers terrible, ugly, arrogant, etc while surely means definite, positive, truthful, etc.
Example: The surly waitress will surely get little or no customer appraisal.
13. IT'S/ ITS: It's is a contraction of "it is", while its is a pronoun that expresses "belonging to".
Example: Its main property is that it's very coerce and tough, slow but stable.
NB: when in doubt of which to use, substitute with "it is" to see if it fits properly in such context. Same applies for "am" and "I'm".
14. YOUR/ YOU'RE: YOUR is a second person pronoun, while you're simply is "you are".
Example: Your dog chewed on the phone. You're therefore responsible for whatever replacement(s) must be made.
15. QUIET/QUITE: To be quiet is to be free of noise (or disturbance); quite means to a degree or extent of.
Example: The quiet reserved lad over there in suit is quite handsome as well.
Others include: LAUNCH/LUNCH, BREAK/ BRAKE
You can add yours Let me add mine. ADVICE/ADVISE One na noun while the other na verb. My teacher give me heavy slap the day him teach me, so I no remember which is noun or verb again. |