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@ number 5

Biodun will be excited right now.

FTC dedicated to the founder and all members of COZA.
I attended service there once.
After that, I had this feeling of "I don't belong here" in me.
When I entered the church, I was confused because of the lighting, I thought I had mistakenly walked into a cinema hall.
Sincerely, the preacher preached the word; but, all side paparazzis .... I didn't fall for them.
Before I got back to my car, they had had their sticker on it. 'For wetin na? just a first service with them.'
Pastor had guards all over him, those slay queens ushers all looked alike, I guess the church has a makeup artist who has single style and did the same for all the ladies, no one was dark complexioned all na yellow-yellow, dem con resemble demself finish.

Anyway, Biodun Fatoyinbo is the founder, the name is Common Wealth of Zion Assembly.
They calim to have a branch in dubai..... All I could do was to SMH with a smile.
All na packaging.

POINT: Single men be carefull. That makeup artist may make u cry. When u home and unwrap that beautifully packaged item ... u might throwup.
Better go to a swimming pool and see the natural look after the item gets out of the water.

Haters will bite their fingers seeing baba healthy.


Baba is coming back to keep Kunu quiet for life.

I personally miss u my PRESIDENT.
GET WELL soon.

Those IPOB guys should read this.


During war.. everything is correct.

Make I park here because I know say 9ja will make this list.

Wicked world.

It's difficult to help even those who need your help.

They look scary.

They should be quiet while they settle and fit/blend into their new society.

Africa. Oh Africa.

ShyCypher:
The lady in the background in the third pix is pregnant & also nursing a baby!

No time.

Eventually, just a thin line separates you and your neighbor.

So, why the war?

This is the KING OF LAGOS.



no one should tell me that lagos is a no-man's land.

Unknown soldier.

Sensible robbery gang.
No blood shed. They even took the guard and driver to a far distance for safety.


If na my country robbers... dem go blow the guards and driver together with the vehicle.

Drug money makes a huge percentage of Mexico's GDP; I think so.

News don finish for nairaland.

She for never die... If not for biking.


Na wetin person sabi chop..na im dey kill person.

I knew it!

Ever since the police said Evans had been relocated or transferred.... We haven't heard a word about his case again.
I knew he had been set free.


Now. He is back to business.

Maybe that's the condition for now.



Baba : after u have slept on the grave over the night for 7 days they will bring the bag of money.
Share the money into two; spend one halve to buy Gucci wears.

introvertious:
its only Akwa Ibom babes that are fine like this......

U are correct.

Those babes are beautiful and well fed.

jaymichael:
That is why I always mention that I feel blessed on this my Island. I enjoy the splendor of Nature at zero cost. My island (Tomaro) isn't far from the resort.

Others living in creeks around Rivers, Bayelsa, Akwa Ibom also enjoy same. The difference is that yours is close to Lagos.

I know a single lady who is 40 years of age and yet not matured/ripe for marriage. She eats junks and will never enter her kitchen.

It's not really about age.

They say Lagos is no man's land... he can go there.



But KADUNA..... he might not return alive.

Ehiscotch:
Seun, we demand to know where Nairaland Data centre is. Is it in Sango ota?

You asked for it...... Yes. Sango Ota.


That is him trying to ban someone.

Hahahha.

Op is 100% correct about this happenings at SCOAN.

That is the only place of worship where u are never welcomed.

Ushers look like thugs.
If you try to explain things to them... they will order those armed police men around to deal with you. Once the order is given_ those police don't waste time.

I wonder why such a number of armed police is needed in a Church premises.

Not all that glitters is gold.
Not all enticing actions u see on TV is actually what is happening really.

It's not possible for Tb Joshua not to be aware of such happenings around his church. Impossible!

In fact they are all acting according to instructions.

My advice to those (Nigerians) who want to go there is to take enough cash with you. You will be required to buy everything. That may give u entry.


God bless the TRUE preachers and doers of his word.

BuhariCarryGo:
How can a little girl survive after a heavy sex?you need to think before commenting.

I can see you are talking from experience.

Be careful. U might end up like this soon.

Is this not 1litre ?

Mine consumes about 5 litres; meaning I will have to buy 5?

Wait first.... 5*4, 000 = 20, 000

Someone will be thinking the plane is owned by Davido.

Chai.

But why did he kill the girl join?

Oga has decided to return quietly this time.

I know Gtbank will make the list.

sureboykris:
I don't understand the picture please

I didn't also at first until I read comments.

The regulator is probably loose hence leaking. The weight of the stones is to tighten the regulator and stop the leaking.

Once gas is not enclosed it's no threat.

This man again?

Why all these?

bravo

I seeee

He tried to copy the design from Abacha... the difference is still cear.