₦airaland Forum

Kemetian:
Not so fast. EFCC is watching them.

The states are all construction sites right now, so we are seeing the dividends. Travel around.

Tinubu government owns EFCC

Jostoman:
Eye service, you people have not told us the offence that El rufai committed.

Nothing Last forever ooooo

. he's paying for his crime against the innocent people of Kaduna State

gulfer:
As how now, how did I become older than some of these aunties that I used to read about whilst still in school, na wa o🤔🤔

power of money

OverCalculating:
https://www.facebook.com/100000563983468/posts/pfbid0KEY2fyDca9v5LnTEbTHyAvj3zp4C6itG8YMQQiBy5DkbMwVaNGQx1i3Y2osWEiEWl/

great mind, so it wasn't even Obasanjo's idea as we all thought 😆😆😆😆

Drifter02:
Although I'm afraid I might die alone, nonetheless I still have to admit being single without any extra responsibilities- no kids, no wife - is one of the best things to keep happening to me.

I was talking to one babe just this evening.. telling her to come, I'll cook her indomie and buy her something soft and babe was smiling coyly and bro.. I was seeing the future and I didn't like it

The future of me getting the girl pregnant filled me with apprehension. Imagine, if the girl's pregnant and I had a kid on the way, I won't have no time for myself anymore, my soft life will no longer be soft, I'll always have to be worried about money, about not losing my job.. my happy life will now be sad and constantly apprehensive and all the ills that comes with having a girl pest on your life..

Omo.. married men, I'd like to say "I feel for you" but na lie.. because asides from enjoying constant puzi you knew what you were getting your asses into.. and I'm so glad I'm not you.. and in any case not all of you have money issues

Societies in Nigeria has dragged many men into deadly trap called marriage so just take your time, your decision is highly respected

VOsimhen144:
Somehow I am quite glad that Peter Obi didn't win the last election, because by now Tinubu and his Cohorts would have made life fvcking miserable for him.

Peter Obi will do great in terms of economy but he don’t have the mind to tackle insecurity, we need someone that has strong iron balls like Obasanjo and sani Abacha to tackle insecurity.

only sani abacha can tackle bandit to the fullest

Puppetmaster08:
Emi-la-kon can’t risk this woman pouring sand in his Amala by trying to be a hero!



Lol.. everybody know say him go comot her 2secs put him paddy man there

that woman na strong tinubu loyalist o

It's a free world where every man has a right to its own opinion

May the peace and blessings of the Almighty Allah be with you

nlfpmod:
Former governor, Gbenga Daniel's physically challenged son, Debola Daniel, shares his story about living in Nigeria as a disabled person.



https://twitter.com/DebolaDaniel/status/1609868053780496387?s=20&t=-j-ZvgY2XH3s3HJvR3K5BQ



https://twitter.com/DebolaDaniel/status/1609987182889951236

Bro from one physically challenge to another especially the one that grew from one of those deep part of the ghetto i say stop whining and help your self nobody can do those personal shit for you get off self pity

Manny21:
All these capitalists making money from people's disabilities. I'm very sure that none of the organizers is on wheelchair. Awon ole jatijati.

nothing goes for nothing in life, they made money, they show case her to the world she got fame she motivates and she also makes money too

The only collabo that will shut down USA and those our jealous African countries �

michlins:
sometimes, you need to calm down and listen to yourself before you talk and not go all out on garbage.

There has been leaked evidence of USA government trading on narcotics through her agents like CIA and others to fund their operations. What makes Nigeria different? Security is expensive something and money doesn't grow on trees

Modified

Here's a link to it

https://en.m.wikipedia
org/wiki/Allegations_of_CIA_drug_trafficking

you're Right did you see SNOWFALL ?same thing happened in the series

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram All this Nollywood actress..



Na who de give them all this money..


hardly b4 u see Nollywood actors buy house or buy better car...


All this Nollywood actress una YANNSH de work for una oooo..


mean while, I de ASHAWOO house now..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

our ministers, our senators, our Governors are lavishing billions on those actress o

Lukgaf:
One of the obvious rulings is the prohibition of eating pork meat in Islam. Why is it haram? This thread provides an answer

https://islamqa.info/en/answers/49688/why-is-pork-haram

also heard a sermon where it was said pig is among animals who's male and male engage in homosexuality that's why its forbidden in Islam too

Asianjollof007:
Agba carder, most hip hop artistes in nigeria are fraudsters. Well if you are interested in learning carding for free, buzz me up.

Modified: For my brothers quoting and willing to learn, abeg no drop number here just mail me. I also learnt for free, i can also provide you free VPN and any format for free. Don't worry about the teaching, it's easy cos every thing has been written and converted into a FILE. Different methods, i go just send you files and guide you, that's ALL. I no too get time like that, i learnt loading for free too.

what's good bro are you on gmail, hotmail or yahoomail

ManirBK:
https://edition.cnn.com/travel/amp/florida-passenger-lands-plane/index.html

video games has real life simulation similar situation occurred in movie snake on a plane

fergie001:
@#PoliticsToday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kav0w-Ml2XQ

this useless slave BAWA will later say all the money are legit idiot

Ishilove:
I was on Twitter when I saw 'Mount Zion' was trending. I thought the company had produced another movie, but alas it was something totally different. Joshua Bamiloye, one of the sons of Evangelist Mike Bamiloye, founder of Mount Zion faith Ministries and Mount Zion Television shared a series of thought provoking tweets about the increasingly dark and dubious content in movies, specifically Marvel movies that resonated with me because of the undiluted truth it contains for Christians.

If your attention span is a tweet long, this thread is not for you.


https://twitter.com/jay_mikee/status/1514949022309654528

pastor did not see how peter Parker made geometry easy in spider man no way home abi instead of the hard knock mode of learning our Nigerian education system made maths seems abi

kirajustice:
POLITICSNIGERIA.COM


https://politicsnigeria.com/fact-check-viral-drone-video-of-bandits-is-from-kenya-not-nigeria/

this are all lies they are all Nigerians they were all speaking HAUSA language when they called families of kidnapped victims

LeoDeKing:


We know ASUU was never on strike for one day during pdp dark years and the light never blinked.

What happened to $16b ipp funds?

and 36.8 trillion naira debt is now OK right
bro never be on any government side even if you're on their payroll

YeyeGbami:
Nigerians will be forming woke online, meanwhile ordinary 1hr power supply majority of the nation no get.

bro that is our useless arm robbing government's fault na

naptu2:
John Chukwuemeka Agbaeze @johnysky22




https://mobile.twitter.com/johnysky22/status/1503655403787370499


Reactions.

I wish I was in same bus with that man I will ask those religious slaves to prove to me where has Christianity and Islam gotten the country too? if not modern slavery and stone age, if you say see China, see Dubai, see America countries that gives to practice religion of your choice see how advance they are check out India too oh am sorry for my country o

Peng12345:
Please how can I tag these people and remind them to protest against Buhari?

*Cost of diesels has gone up
No petrol
*FG is planning to tax all the highways in the country
*No electricity
*No Job
*Corruption has skyrocketed
*Naira is no longer #250/$ but 580/$
*Loaf of bead sold for #200 then is now #500
*Bag of rice is now over #30,000
*Insecurity is on the high, bandits & Boko haram


I don't use twitter, can someone please call them out on Twitter?
Are we going to remain like this

Imagine if GEJ was still in power and all these are happening? What has changed that no one can speak up?

sorry bro they will only read and skip no one will listen o

OSDBLISS:
Of what use is life when all it offers is poverty. How a young guy like me got enmeshed in such a huge debt is just so mystifying. I'm broke and depressed. I think it's time I end this my miserable life. Pls help a sad soul

please don't end your life take this advise from a person that game to this word without leg and am broke surrounded by people rich people who refused to help but am still managing with hope one day i will be a billionaire too bro we will make this money bro

dre11:
FACT CHECK: Have Nigerians Seen Only One Fuel Scarcity Under Buhari as Femi Adeshina Claimed? someone should break this




https://fij.ng/article/fact-check-have-nigerians-seen-only-one-fuel-scarcity-under-buhari-as-femi-adeshina-claimed/

someone should break this heatless femi's head naaaa

fergie001:
EFCC


Headquarters Operation dominated the recoveries with N67, 249, 744, 994.89, $375,662,223.59 and £1,151,539.75.

It was closely followed by the Lagos Command which led the Naira recoveries with N70, 315,611,260.52, $9,286,497.83 and £21,500.00.

The Kaduna Zonal Command emerged third in terms of Naira recoveries with a total sum of N3, 339,405,723.93 while the Ibadan Zonal Command took the same position in terms of Dollar recoveries to the tune of $387,385.00.

Executive Chairman of the Commission, Abdulrasheed Bawa, explained that the monies included direct and indirect recoveries for the different tiers of Government (Federal, State and Local Governments), corporate organizations and individuals (victims of crime) within the year under review.

thief steal thief collect

Onyiiobi7735:
Why actresses seem to be performing better than many of their male counterparts in Nollywood,remains a mystery to me.

bro that is where politicians sowing our country borrowed funds

benjackugo:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CXljG78r561/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Femi we don't need your lie lie shade all of una stingy

Explorers:
1. Crying too long after being beaten.

2. Not crying after being beaten.

3. Crying without being beaten.

4. Standing where elders are sitting.

5. Sitting while elders are standing.

6. Walking around aimlessly where elders are seated.

7. Eating food prepared for visitors.

8. Refusing to eat.

9. Coming back home after sunset.

10. Eating at the neighbour's home.

11. Generally being too moody.

12. Generally being too excited.

13. Losing a fight with older age mate.

14. Winning a fight with your age mate.

15. Eating too slowly.

16. Eating too quickly.

17. Eating too much.

18. Not finishing your food.

19. Finishing your food and Scraping your plate.

20. Eating and talking.

21. Eating your meat before finishing the food.

22. Dropping oil on your clothes while eating.

23. When you eat your launch before 2:00pm.

24. Sleeping while the elders in the house have already woken up.

25. Dragging your feet while walking.

26. Stumbling and falling while walking

27. Looking at the visitors while they are eating.

28. Looking at an elder eye ball to eye ball.

29. When an elder is talking to you and you blink.

30. When an elder is talking to you and you stare and not blink.

31. When you look at an elder through the corner of your eye.

32. When your mates are playing street football and you join them.

33. When your mates are playing and you don’t join them.

34. When you don't wash your dish after eating.

35. When you wash your dish improperly.

36. When you almost break your dish.

37. When you break your dish.

38. When you bite your nails.

39. When you don't bathe.

40. When you bathe too quickly.

41. When you take too long to bathe.

42. When you take too much toothpaste on your brush.

43. When you’re beaten in school for misbehaving.

44. When a car almost knocks you down.

45. When a car knocks you down and you don’t die.

46. For not answering when spoken to.

47. For answering back when spoken to.

48. Beaten for going to Church or Mosque late.

49. Beaten for borrowing shoe/wears from friends.

50. Greeting/prostrating with only one hand or hands not touching the ground. Ladies going on one knee.

51. Misplacing your pencil, biro, erazer, sharpener or mathematical set in school.

52. Misplacing your Songs of Praise(SOP).

53. Misplacing your Brighter Grammer.

54. Writing on your textbook or coming home with torn textbooks or notebooks.

55. Coming back home with dirty, rough uniform/socks and damaged sandals.

56. Sending you on errands and you stay too long.

57. Sending you on errands and you forgot what you're asked to buy, or you bought something different, or you broke the egg or poured the grind pepper away on the way.

58. Going to neighbors room&parlour to watch TV.

59. Going to a girl's house to ask after her from her Dad/mum sitting outside in the evening. You've killed her.

60. Sleeping in the Living room.

you can only watch TV peacefully when you came 1st, 2nd or 3rd to 10th at least

BeeBeeOoh:
• Military High Command Says No Cause For Alarm

• Intelligence Services Must Be Proactive, Ahead Of The Curve — FG

• Be Strategic In Tackling Insecurity —Bichi



https://guardian.ng/news/intelligence-agencies-ordered-to-deploy-technology-against-insecurity/

Medicine After Death by heartless wicked APC

God1000:
1. Juliet Ibrahim
2. Jackie Appiah
3. Yvonne Nelson
4. Nadia Buari

include JOSLYN DUMAS