₦airaland Forum

fastgyal:
She's getting married.
some of y'll that'd come to condemn her are still praying to get into a R/ship.

Techpaded:
Buyers of secondhand phones , which a lot of people - majority from the east - call "belgium phones" are classified into two groups; (1) the lucky and (2) the unlucky. Apart from 2nd hand devices being unbelievably cheap and few in good conditions which some lucky buyers pounce on, the unlucky fellows might get a bitter treat.

You may not buy secondhand phones after reading this: http://www.techpaded.com.ng/2017/06/you-may-not-buy-secondhand-phones-again.html

mightyhaze:
in disabilities dere are so much abilities,..

Keep ur head up man!

vani86:
We dont cuz it makes zero sense at all, why build a dry port in faraway kaduna when the real ports are not working at optimum capacity, portharcourt port is mainly for stock fish and wheat even keke dont come in from there, warri port is a musuem, calabar nko, story for another day.

Use 4% of your brain power and explain this travesty to me.

I intentionally left out onitsha port cuz that one may lead to world war 3.

Sirjohn84:
Their losing nu pain me na d 1.5MILLION ticket the yeye chicken eagle cut na him pain me

Ishilove:
Sanchez01, come and see maths o!!

Lord knows I HATE maths

It took fasting, prayers and 'giraffing' to pass Mathematics in my SSCE. Before then I scored F9 in maths in my GCE

No matter how hard I try I just can't grasp it. I understand the problems when I'm being taught, but once I study them on my own everything goes blank.

I hate maths!

Kizyte:
It pains my heart to see a young blind person. I just want to believe they are filled with light inside. God help the physically challenged.

MissEdified:
The First Lady Of Nigeria, Aisha Buhari attended the first ever State House Ramadan Lecture 2017.


http://www.newshelmng.com/2017/06/photos-aisha-buhari-attends-state-house.html

Vasaratti16:
Legend Of Zelda
Legend of Zelda has such a complex, fantastic, yet relatable story... The almost 20 games in the series, while at first seeming unrelated, are all connected with a story that spans the centuries and dimensions, creating a rich history full of grandeur. LEGEND is right.
And not only that - the emotion of each game, the poignant details, make us form a connection to the story. There is such a strong attachment to the land of Hyrule, the story of the fight of good against evil, because WE are in it. WE are Link, and we are in his world - each and every time.
What's best is that everyone can relate to these games. They aren't overly violent or inappropriate. Yet at the same time, there are very mature themes, subtle messages, that give the story such meaning. Both kids and adults - really, people of all ages - can appreciate the fine and detailed (and EPIC) storytelling of the Legend of Zelda.
I believe this deserves to be first on the list. The story is fantastic. It is filled with mystery, magic, and teaches values. It is heart-warming and so emotion filled. It is complex yet easy for the player to understand. It teaches that everyone has a story to tell. That are also clues in the games that foreshadow. For example, in Ocarina of Time, still considered one of the best games of all time, there's a drawing on Link's tree house of a boy fighting what appears to be a giant dinosaur. In Skyward Sword, you fight The Imprisoned, a giant beast that resembles a dinosaur. 13 years later. This game in incredible and everyone can relate to it in some way. -
ZeldaStorm.
Adult Link learns the Song of Storms from Guru-Guru, the windmill guy. Guru-Guru mentions a kid who played it 7 years ago and messed up the windmill. After playing it, Guru-Guru gets angry. Link then goes back in time 7 years to when he was a 9 year old kid. He goes back to the windmill and plays the Song of Storms for Guru-Guru. The windmill gets messed up. But ig Guru-Guru only knew the song because 9 year old Link played it, and 9 year old Link only knew it because adult Link went back and time, and adult Link only knew it because Guru-Guru taught it to him, then where did the song originate from? It is a bootstrap paradox.
It's things like these that make The Legend of Zelda so complex, yet so amazing. There is another similar paradox in Skyward Sword regarding the Gate of Time, but it would take way too long to explain. Vote Legend of Zelda. It obviously has the best story.
Unbelievably amazing, regardless of age.

Heebiejeebies:
What's So special about Female Gamers? You nerds need to stop mystifying them.

aksule:
The western countries that we ran to do not bother themselves on how you live your life provided it is within the laws of the land. Here, it's either my religion, my wife, my children, my mother etc, how do you develop when everything is viewed in the above stated lines. It's free world. No one stops or forces you to watch or buy their music or video. I will teach and control my children for what l believe on if any of them followed my teachings, fine. Civilization would have been curtailed if it were left for us to decide because our religion etc would have frowned at it. If l do not force you to do my bidding and you have the right to look the other way then what's your problem. Let's collectively frown and call to an end of kidnappers, armed robbery, boko haram, herds men, hard drugs, gun running and terrorists of any dimension. These are harmful issues that forced you to do one thing or the other not those shaking their bums that you can always chose to avoid.

Pritypussi:
Phyno should go and sit down joor..

what of his brothers in Alaba stealing and pirating other people's work. Who has said anything about them?

Pritypussi:
God bless you!
In just 2yrs, APC has surpassed all GEJ achievements. Imagine what we'll achieve in another 2 -6yrs of this govt.

God bless Buhari and punish haters

lawalosky:
alright you won!

lawalosky:
i no bros but speaking ill of them wil nt change anythin.

lawalosky:
y are you pipu firing @ him like dat na, if dae talk na problm if dae no talk na prblm!

Epositive:
what if the ATM itself steals it(ATM card)?

ObiOmaMu:
Nollywood 'bad boy', Jim Iyke, took to Instagram to disclose how angry he was getting home to find the women in his house watching Zeeworld instead of cooking. He went further to disclose that even his Driver and P.A who had complained about hunger, joined the ladies in watching the program.

Jim Iyke who said he had to write the post on Instagram since his sisters are not on the social media platform, he has resorted to sabotaging his home cable. He also disclosed that he is looking for the right man for the Job.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/05/the-hours-spent-watching-zee-world-can.html

Lalasticlala, mynd44

frankloloko:
Has anyone noticed Buhari has done nothing for our entertainment industry ? Jonathan is the best president ever . Nigerians let's bring GEJ back . I hate oppression and what APC is doing to this country especially ameachi, tinubu , obj, cabal . Everybody is scared but not like GEJ regime . Pls Nigerians !!!

frankloloko:
Has anyone noticed Buhari has done nothing for our entertainment industry ? Jonathan is the best president ever . Nigerians let's bring GEJ back . I hate oppression and what APC is doing to this country especially ameachi, tinubu , obj, cabal . Everybody is scared but not like GEJ regime . Pls Nigerians !!!

Laveda:
As we all know, students In nursery, primary and secondary school just resumed for another academic section So I thought I should share this information with us, especially the teachers.

Children are very sensitive, and as such parents and guiders in school should be really careful of the kind of words we use on them. I know some of them can be very stubborn in class even to the extent of annoying you on purpose..

Lemme share this little piece how q teacher lost her job cause of a child.

This teacher asked her little pupil to write, and the child is a really stubborn one. Instead of her to do what she was told she kept doing another thing.. There the teacher said "Because of this your character, I'll kill you"
This little girl kept this in her head till she got to the house and reported to the mother, the next day the mum went to the school to meet the proprietress the teacher couldn't give a good explanation for it.. But I'm sure it was all anger and she couldn't control her words

There, the teacher was fired immediately..

The teachers and even everyone should be really mindful of words, Words break and makes a person, we'll be surprised at the level our words can go.


Good Morning!


I think there at people who need this info.

funmisticqueen:
please let them form expert, we will sip malt and laugh cos they have no idea

slimthugchimee2:
Eww I despise dwarfs, they can be very ugly eh, rather I get castrated than marry one.

Modified


For those idlots attacking me, I have my own opinion and am not going back on it, so you can all say wtf you all like.
I don't give a damn

Chanchit:
The drwarf must be very rich. Na only money go fit fertilizer this love to grow like iroko tree.

Them for use stood support the groom in that cake cutting pix na.

izzou:
God never ordained same sex marriage. So thanking God for it is just mocking him.

You don't thank God when you sin. You beg for forgiveness

KentoBility:
Hi Nairalanders, Lets talk about this everyday important question.

I’ve been wondering, most women have this NO SEX ON FIRST DATE motto like it’s the only criteria to know a good girl or good house wife material. They say it gives the guy the impression that you’re too cheap and he would definitely dump you easy – You agree to this?

To me, it’s not true. You can play the hard-to-get for a year and still get abandoned. So, ladies, allow your mood determine for you. If you have to bang that guy, bang him! And who knows, it might result to true love and marriage. Or what do you think, guys?

Share your views and let us know what you think about this?