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You're so welcome.

Only 2 comments for the nice game?,eya @op,sorry ehn,take heart. . . Btw 2nd to comment hip! Hip!! Hip!!! Hurrah!!!!!,dances alingo mixed with kukere all over the thread...

Lols... Nice jokes

[quote author=MOGUL.O]I am a k-legged albino bush pig and i don come!




go inside naw, you know i am still under medication...


so i'll take my pills...[/quote]Ehen?,so what?,must you tell us?

U're back,so we should start crying ni?

Valiantvaliant: I think i am Bunmioguns' husband :-)

Hmmmm,i never knew you two were gay

Thank u my Presido

BB bend 2

[b]A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,althoug­h very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new
wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, Etc.
The husband didn't know what todo, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..." He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face? "
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long I'll be right back. I promise.
OK?" "You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar...you know... there's swearing, dirtywords and all that..." "You want dirty words, cutie pie?...



"LISTEN UP SHIT HEAD! DRINK YOUR FUCKING BEER IN YOUR DAMNED FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, ASSHOLE?" ...and, they lived happily ever after.. ..[/b]

WOW!!!,all that in me?.?.?.?,nice collection

[quote author=Mr.T Anonymous]#Gush#*speechless*[/quote]Wetin dey gush out?,na water?

1st to comment. . . Expired yoke@op

Lols. . .nice one@op

Chaiii!! Who are these people above me,abi u no dey understand English?,abeg Op u try the pics are realy funny,especialy d "cool baby" lols,realy gat me rolling with laughter

Hahahahahahahahaha ...lols ... Thanks alot guys. . . Appy New Year!!!

I didnt know where to post this but since all my pallies on nairaland are in this section,i decided to post it here... Please where can i download whatsapp for Nokia C2-03,and also where can i download 2go version 1... Please once again no insults,if you don't have any help to render,you don't need to comment... Thanks in anticipation for your answers

You are very much welcome,enjoy your stay here and as my President rightly said don't ever bother yourself with any negative comment you receive here cause most of those bad-belle people are just very hungry *winks* haha just kidding,they are actually simply trying to catch fun as you also should...

PROJAN means Progressive Jokers Association of Nairaland and i am the Social Director,we are looking forward to reading your jokes. Once again from the office of the Projan social director,you're highly welcome...

Blah blah blah,what do you gain from spendin alot of your precious time playin all these games,go & read your books jare or better still go & read the word of God(the Bible) & spread the goodnews to the world instead of wasting all that time playin meaningless games... IT'S THE END TIMES

[quote author=Valiantvaliant][/quote]

Merry xmas & happy boxing day to BG,Bunmi,slimchi,jackpot,prettiebony,valiant,larride, & all my lovely nairalanders,sorry if i forgot to mention your name,& i also wish you all a very prosperous & happy Nëw ¥eãr in advance... 1 love.

bunmioguns: hmmmm...u will nvr understand my social director...are u on whatsapp?

Nah,am not... Cus i don't know where to download the phone version from,the only 1 i got was about 5mb

Wonderful collection sir...

Wonderful collection...

PretiEbony: Ask again!!!

Ok,do i know you?

Hmmmmm

Nice 1 Bin Gee,real funny.

bunmioguns: switchic whattttt!!!!!!!



*starts running home shouting* Mogbe oooooo

Ah'ahn no be like that na my presido,we can settle this amicably *pulls him 2 a corner & gives him 500naira*