Is dat d name of a person or a scientific name?

Ovrikpo

Lwkmd... More more more!

Come on you must have heard one before,say it and let us laugh our ribs to cracking point. . . Mine so far is Mr Atupoofumu

chakula:

When your return is expected please or have gone forever?

*smh* is that why you called me back to this stinking thing called a thread?

Just passing...

ajayioluwatobi: Thread open

opened by who?

Sammyfissy: Lack of Adequate Communication #major cause#

On point,so wat are the practical ways of resolving that?

Most of the time in some marriages,wives or husbands tend to be unfaithful to their spouse. What is the reason behind this?. . . In my opinion,i think if the husband is unfaithful to his wife,it's because he didnt get what he wantd from the wife i.e he wasnt satisfied,and if the wife is unfaithful then its vise-versa... But tell me,can't every problem be solved or settled by a rational discussion??. . . I believe that if the husband and wife are to sit down and discus,lay down their grieviances to each other then this problem of lack of satisfaction can be resolved,eventhough sometimes it might be hard,but lets face the truth here,nothing good comes easy. Thats just my opinion,say yours please cause everyone is entitled to his/her own opinion. . .

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bolukaz: as da accountant,make I grant you subsidy,so you go pay............190,000

hehehehe bros bros,we cn settle dis na...

Homar: you don hear am now pay up sharp sharp before him increase am .

Tahh!!! U tink say me na ATM machine... Abeg go cut ur lyt sef,i go buy urine generator

Copy and paste... . . . U shuld b ashamed of urself @op

Hehehehehehe

I am using Nokia c1,and d screen z smal,cn any1 rewrite wat's in dat pic pls

yungkiz: we don hear u!!! WARNING no try post anytin like diz 4 diz joke section again.

And who da hell are u to tell me that?

PretiEbony: So what should we do now?

You're a lady i can see,so if u wana keep your man close and without any disputes like i and my wife simply do the same thing *winks*. . . . . . . . . . KDK tnk u my broda jare

I the Projan Social director officially welcome u to Nairaland,please don't hesitate to meet me on any party or social outing *winks* you have in mind,cause lets face it i am the Social Director. . . I also advice you to try your best and stay away from NJPC hehehehehehe lols,but seriously gurl don't go anywhere near them if you love yourself...

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OMG!! Wat da hell is the meanin of this?,if the JTF realy want to fight the Boko haram then why post this kind of stuff on the net or do they think the Boko haram can't read?,definitely if they see this they will change their plans,so the best thing to do is to tackle the problem before posting it on the net......

Rotflmao... Hilariously funny jokes@op... *i laugh in latin*

bunmioguns:


thank you my Social director. . Just help me get in contact wit Musiliu Haruna Iṣola because he will be d special musician dt day. .. Any amt he needs. . I will pay

Right away Sir

Hip hip hip hurrrah *dances azonto/kukere/etighi and alanta al round d thread* the 1st to comment on the Presidooo's joke hahaha hehehe yeah yeah yeah ohh yeah. . . .
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Nice joke before i forget more groundnut oil to ur shoulder

larride:

Up Projan

Long live Projan!!!! short live NJPC!!! But back to business,where is the joke?

Rotflmao,realy hilarious and nice joke. . . . And to d latest couple (Presido & Pretiebony) congrats,hope it lasts,unlike sum oda relatnships i wouldnt name larride & pretiebony

Rotflmao,realy hilarious joke. . . . And to d latest couple (Presido & Pretiebony) congrats,hope it lasts,unlike sum oda relatnships i wouldnt name larride & pretiebony

Ramcie: How about being a world class dunce that should make a lot of difference.

excuse me??< <

Just follow them and you will feel/see a difference
1
Care for your
looks and
style . This is
the most
important part,
since this is the
first thing
people will see,
and through
your looks and
style you'll get
noticed and
people will talk.
So express
yourself
through your
clothes, wear
things that suit
you and that
YOU think are
pretty. Also,
make sure to
hydrate your
hair and style it
in a way that
flatters you.
And don't
forget:
concealer, face
powder,
eyeliner,
mascara, a little
blush and some
lip gloss - if you
know how to
apply just a bit
of them in a
way that's
soft, natural
and cute, then
the whole look
will make you
turn heads and
be talked
about.
2
Be outgoing:
shyness is
going to hurt
you in the long
run. You have
to take the
initiative and
go talk to
people. Meet
tons of people
and talk to
them often.
3
Join clubs or
sports, but
you must like
it, because if
you don't,
people will
see that and
no one likes
someone that
just is there
because they
want
popularity.
4
Treat each
person you
meet as
friends --
they'll give
you attention
for it.
5
Act happy
and social.
Acting happier
and showing
people you're
"in the mood"
to make friends
are going to
make you more
popular. Speak
to people, even
if you don't
know them, be
cool.
6
It sounds
hard, but do
what you
want to do . If
there's a really
hot girl/guy
you want to
know, talk to
them. If you
want to
experiment
with a new
table, go for it!
7
Be nice! If you
want friends or
just peoples'
attention, you
have to be nice!
8
Always try to
make the
other person
feel as if you
have know
him/her for
years and
that you are
best friends,
but never
overdo it .

na how much be my bill sef?

bunmioguns: You are a core Projaner. . .keep d projan flag flying

TNKS my Presido. UP PROJAN

Valiantvaliant: Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha shege

Emm bros take'am easy o

Lagusta: This is too long to be a joke

Hater

larride:

You too much jor.

Return ticket to Libya

tnks but i dash you the ticket

I realy don't see what's so bad about the ALUU people. I am presently in a car on my way to the heart of the village on an all expense paid trip sponsored by ETISALAT. It was actualy a promo that i won.
AN UPDATE-
The people are really friendly, from the window of my car,i can see some of them carrying palm sticks with few leaves on it (WOW are they going to welcome me as Jesus was welcomed in Jerusalem?). Some others are carrying some shiny metals that look like cutlasses ( Awesome! I think they will use it to cut more palm sticks for laying at my feet as i'm walking).
I am now coming out of the car *whoaw* they just picked me up on their shoulders,wow i realy am a King( i really looked like a king). All thanks to this my sweet neighbour whom i thought hated me all this while,she gave me a present before i left,she told me to wear it(its a shirt) when i reach ALUU. Something is written on it but i'm an illiterate i.e i can't read,so please help and interprete it for me "SURELY ALL ALUU PEOPLE WILL DIE AND GO TO HELL, F*CK THEM ALL".
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FURTHER UPDATE-
Presently they drop me on the floor and are using their palm sticks to hit me,i realy appreciate it because i use to read my Bible and i once came across a place that wrote "if you're slapped on one cheek,turn the other side" i believe its a blessing so let them continue,even harder... Some of them start stripping me of my clothes,i think they want to give me a better rigalia but honestly they need to work on their manners of approach,they could have just asked me to pull it off,but anyway i don't blame them cause they're villagers...
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FURTHER UPDATE-
A Tall and very muscular man just brought out a keg of palmwine. WHOW! WOW!! WOOOO!!!,they're pouring it on me wow it smells like petrol but come-on lets be rational about this,why would they pour petrol on their king,abeg free me jare,na Korrect palm wine be dis.. And i even believe it's a kind of ritual/initiation into the ALUU brotherhood Gosh!! *blushed* i've always wanted to join a faternity, i guess this is my opportunity. Let me even taste the palmwine *gulps down a little* wow!! It tastes kinda bitter, but as the Igbo people say "the more bitter it is,the sweeter" *gulps down more* ...
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UPDATE-
I can see another guy coming with a stick and it has fire burning at the tip,(all these events took place while i was still receiving the beating with palm sticks and dancing,even rolling on the floor with joyful pain)some guys amöng those beating me are using the shiny metals to hit me,i wanted to tell them that they were making a mistake,that they were not using the right instruments but i didnt want to offend them,i didnt want them to think i am trying to teach them they job(i really hate doing anything of such). He is presently coming towards me with the fire, wow!! He touches me with it. Guess what, something realy magical and beautiful happened; my body was engulfed in an instant with brilliantly beautiful lights that looks like fire, but i simply assume it's the beating's pain that i'm feeling now,nothing else.
Whow!! my eyelids are closing gently. I don't know why but i try my best to open it,it just feels soo heavy; it finally closes, i can't see anything,everywhere is very dark but i can still hear faint voices shouting(i assume haling me),i guess it's just the effect of the palmwine i drank earlier, i feel so much at peace{rest}...
I can now see a very bright light,i am going towards it now and voila!!!/ TADA!!! I wake up...
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Damn!!!! I can't believe it was all a dream. To think that i was actually going to belong to a faternity,to think that they will even accept me... Bullsh*t
*pick up my books and race to class for lectures 30minutes late*
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This is dedicated to my Presidoo Bunmioguns,all the cabinet members and all my wonderful PROJANERS.

Ryda: Question: What often falls but never gets hurt?


Answer:

Price

*Smh silently walks out of thread*