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 Jokes Etc › Re: [:PHCN:] Power Holding Company Of Nairaland. by Xymc1(m): 7:18pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
*Smh silently walks out of thread* |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by Xymc1(m): 11:14am On Oct 21, 2012 |
I'll be the treasurer |
| Music/Radio › M.I & Ice Prince Who Is Better At Rapping? by Xymc1(op): 11:01am On Oct 21, 2012 |
This is somewhat a debate,say your mind about who you're supporting or opposing... Between M.I the famous Nigerian rapper and Ice prince who do you think is a better rapper: state your reasons. Concrete points please.... |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Akpors : The Confused MARRIED Man by Xymc1(m): 7:20pm On Oct 20, 2012 |
Hahahaha lols this joke realy gat me rollin on da floor. . . Nice one@op |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Secret To My Happily Married Life... by Xymc1(op): 3:22pm On Oct 20, 2012 |
Ajibel: you be ode!..find ya way to the lomance section joorDude,if u dnt undastand d joke,just ask and it wil be explained to u |
| Jokes Etc › Re: WOW Guess What Today Is!! by Xymc1(op): 2:18pm On Oct 20, 2012 |
[quote author=MOGUL.O]I go play ur balls!!!!!!!!![/quote]is that a question? Valiantvaliant: How can i ban a moderator?simply go to the ban icon and click it. How can i ping on my Nokia 3310? |
| Jokes Etc › The Secret To My Happily Married Life... by Xymc1(op): 12:43pm On Oct 20, 2012 |
Last week a frend of mine was asking me about the secret to my happily married life for 20 long years without a single fight so i decided to give him my succes story.. And it goes thus: We(i and my wife) went horse riding on our honeymoon. Just a few minutes into the ride her horse jumped up and she fell to the d ground,she simply stood up patted the horse and said "This is your 1st time". We continued on the ride and after a few minutes the horse did it again and she fell again,again she patted the horse and said "this is your 2nd time" she got back on the horse and we continued riding once more... The horse did it once again and all i heard was click click bang paww(gunshot) and the horse was down on its back ... Dead. . . I was shockd at this and i yelled at my wife saying "damn!! You psycho,why did u do that?" She looked at me,smiled forcefully and said to me "this is your 1st time" ... . . . . . . . . After that incident we never fought or argued ever again... All thanks to me.. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: WOW Guess What Today Is!! by Xymc1(op): 10:53am On Oct 20, 2012 |
You no go play? ? ?  |
| Jokes Etc › WOW Guess What Today Is!! by Xymc1(op): 10:17am On Oct 20, 2012 |
Wow today is "NATIONAL ASK A STUPID QUESTION DAY" So what is your stupid question? Ask and get a stupid answer... Lets role!!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Very Short Joke From The Office Of The Jokes President by Xymc1(m): 3:29pm On Oct 18, 2012 |
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| Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Sinful For A Christian To Listen To Secular Music??? by Xymc1(op): 3:22pm On Oct 18, 2012 |
Wow!!  |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Sinful For A Christian To Listen To Secular Music??? by Xymc1(op): 6:45am On Oct 18, 2012 |
Zodiac61: In my experience, it is sinful for a christian to do anything not approved by his pastor. Zodiac61: In my experience, it is sinful for a christian to do anything not approved by his pastor. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Sinful For A Christian To Listen To Secular Music??? by Xymc1(op): 10:31pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
Sorry bout that,i meant secular. But what are your views or opinions? 1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › Is It Sinful For A Christian To Listen To Secular Music??? by Xymc1(op): 9:14pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
I have just been really haunted recently by this and i'm sure many other people have this problem. So i decided to ask here to possibly get an answer... If you can help,please do! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: PROFESSOR EMERITUS BG. . . .. .a.true Jokes Legend!!! by Xymc1(m): 8:54pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Very Short Joke From The Office Of The Jokes President by Xymc1(m): 8:31pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Don't Start That With Me Again!!! by Xymc1(op): 9:25pm On Oct 15, 2012 |
bunmioguns: Nice oneTnks my Presidoo larride:Bros you dey work with close up factory  (just curious) |
| Jokes Etc › Re: How To Remain Poor! A Must Read. by Xymc1(m): 4:00pm On Oct 15, 2012 |
Nice bt i'd rather stick to being rich  1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by Xymc1(op): 3:52pm On Oct 15, 2012 |
*dead with a white garment* my children,don't sheet(cheat) in ur exams and don't collect bribe or give bribe,it is not good... But for now,your sins have been forgiven,go and sheet(cheat) no more...(referrin specifically to PretiEbony etc) . . . . . . . . . And as for you Mr Valiantvaliant,God wil judge u *starts wailing and weeping* |
| Jokes Etc › Don't Start That With Me Again!!! by Xymc1(op): 3:42pm On Oct 15, 2012 |
A woman was having an affair during the day with her secret lover,while her husband is at work. Her nine year old son comes home unexpectedly,sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom's wardrobe to watch. A few minutes later the woman's husband comes home.She hides her lover in the wardrobe,not knowing her son is in there already." The little boy says,"Its dark in here." The man replys."Yes it is." Boy:"I have a soccer ball;do you want to buy it?" Man:"No." Boy:"My dad's outside,i'll call him if you dont buy it." Man:"Ok,how much?" Boy:"20k." A few weeks later it happened again;the boy and the lover were in the wardrobe together. Boy:"Its dark in here." Man:"Yes it is." Boy:"I have soccer boots,wanna buy?" The man remembering last time asks the boy,"How much?" The boy say,".30k." The man says,"Fine" and pays. A few days later the father tells the boy,"Grab your ball and boots son,lets go outside and have a game." The boys says,"I cant,I sold them for SH.50k." The father says,Thats terrible to overcharge your friends like that.....50k is way more than what those two things cost,am going to take you to church tommorrow and make you confess your sins." The next day they go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door. The boy says,"Its dark in here." The priest replys,"Dont start that shit again boy! THIS IS MY CHURCH NOT YOUR FATHERS BEDROOM!!!" 3 Likes |
| Jokes Etc › Re: BG. . . . . .taking Jokes To The Next Level!!!!! by Xymc1(m): 10:34pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: thanks my king, how body??Bodi dey kampe oo |
| Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by Xymc1(op): 11:24am On Oct 14, 2012 |
Valiantvaliant: *breathes sigh of relief* ha, thank God, he's not dead, ha!*scoffs* I wouldnt cancel afternoon school to bury that little shit!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by Xymc1(op): 11:19am On Oct 14, 2012 |
Valiantvaliant: This IS PREPOSTROUS, OUTRAGOUS, LISCONTING, MAJACULATINGYes,atleast it would be if it were true. . . . . . . . . . . I've been jokin Mr Valiantvaliant. Pardon my strange academic sense of humor. I've been pulling ur legs sir. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by Xymc1(op): 11:11am On Oct 14, 2012 |
Valiantvaliant: Are YOU MADi'm furious!!, to accomodate his funeral,i've had to cancel afternoon skul on wednesday. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by Xymc1(op): 11:07am On Oct 14, 2012 |
Valiantvaliant: *concerned, almost crying* but how did he die??Is that realy important?,well 1 minute he was bendin over,the nxt he was on the floor, dead-ish. MR valiantvaliant,i find this morbid fascination of yours with your sons death rather disturbin. What i'm talkin about is his attitude,and quite frankly i see where he gets it from.. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by Xymc1(op): 11:01am On Oct 14, 2012 |
Valiantvaliant: Erm excuse me Mr Principal, what you are telling me is that you beat my son to deathYes,yes it would seem,now i'm not used to being interruptd. As i was sayin the exam rules was established to. . . *gets interruptd again* |
| Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by Xymc1(op): 10:54am On Oct 14, 2012 |
Valiantvaliant: Whaaaaaaaat? You mean my son is dead? But how did he die?Yes,he's dead,lying up there now,in 6th bay,stiff as a board. . . As to how he died well u see it al has to do with the exam they were writing,he was caught cheatin and i administered the beating during which he died. You see Mr valiantvaliant,your son was a very big nuisance. But you'll be glad to knw that the ringleader(realsammie) was caught so we won't be having any more trouble during exams *smiles heroically* You see the exam rule was. . .*gets interruptd by Mr Valiantvaliant* |
| Jokes Etc › Re: BG. . . . . .taking Jokes To The Next Level!!!!! by Xymc1(m): 10:45am On Oct 14, 2012 |
Hahahahahahaha. . . I hail u jokes Proff. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by Xymc1(op): 10:40am On Oct 14, 2012 |
Valiantvaliant: *enters xymc's office* yes, i came as fast as i could, what is the problem principal?Yes,mr valiantvaliant,i didnt think this matter could be discussed over the electric telephone. Ur son larride is in trouble... He shows complete abandon for responsibility and duties and disrespects his teachers alot, as a matter of fact Mr valiantvaliant if he wasnt dead i'd have him expelled.. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by Xymc1(op): 10:40am On Oct 14, 2012 |
Valiantvaliant: *enters xymc's office* yes, i came as fast as i could, what is the problem principal?Yes,mr valiantvaliant,i didnt think this matter could be discussed over the electric telephone. Ur son larride is in trouble... He shows complete abandon for responsibility and duties and disrespects his teachers alot, as a matter of fact Mr valiantvaliant if he wasnt dead i'd have him expelled... |
| Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by Xymc1(op): 10:27am On Oct 14, 2012 |
larride: smhs.... who cares*pulls him out of the hall by d ear,few minutes later came back in to phone Larride's father (valiantvaliant)* |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Best Joke Of All Time by Xymc1(m): 10:20am On Oct 14, 2012 |
OMG. Breaking news!! River Niger just dried up because of this "thing" u call a joke. You realy should be arrestd for wasting my Mb. . . .dry dry dry dry . . Get a life!!! My gosh!! *storms out of the thread sweating profusely* |
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