arrrgh i'm realy gettin tired of al dis 'i am new here' threads. If you're new here so wat,give us a joke so we can welcome u,dnt go disturbin us about you arrival. . .plzz *farts while barging out of the thread*

booqee: you're crazy..man! Lmao!

lols. . .em emm emmm no flirtin with ur examiner.*winks at booqee*

Lols,nice 1

Waaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha muuuaaahahahaha hahahah muuhahahahahahahaha hahahahaha waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahagahahahahahahahaha *ooops my boxer don tear*

^^^ sorry,u're nt permitted/allowed to die in the exam hall, if you break this law and intentionally die in the exam hall,u will be expelled...

Sssshhhhh,invigilators,no noise in d exam hall or else i'll order the Joko haramers to arrest u for contempt.

***
emn ehm ehem ehmmm emmm, no flirtin on ma thread.

Valiantvaliant: **drags them out and gives them 15 lashes each on the but.tocks**

Serves them right!

booqee: But i like dis joke. Really funny!

Tnks boo

PretiEbony: Good!

Gracias

booqee: But i like dis joke. Really funny!

Tnks boo

Emmyk: Hilarious

tnks man.

Emmyk: Hilarious

tnks man

Answer any 7 questions
Show your workings:
1. Between the Nigerian
Police and the Nigerian
girl, who like money pass?
2. My name is Chioma,
am in love with a guy that
I thought was also in love
with me, I just found out I
was just wasting my time
with him, what does that
make me: a) a fool, b) iti,
c)too gullible d) jew girl
3. Using the almighty
formulae, calculate the
volume of water that is
required from Kanji dam
to flood the entire
Cameroun. Multipy it with
the volume of water in
Shiroro dam and explain
in details how you will
convince GEJ to flood
Cameroun in line with his
transformation agenda.
[take pie=3.142]
4. What is the name of the
Lady that says "the
number you are calling is
not available at the
moment pls try again
later"
5. Pin is to Blackberry as
Stapler is to......?
6. If 30000 Nigerian
women go on Hajj
calculate the probability
that half will be deported.
7. Differentiate btw an
Ashawo and a Runs girl.
8. All these created
empires: Bill Gates is to
Microsoft ,Stevie Jobs is to
Apple and IBB is to
9.Abacha and Maryam
went in, Maryam came
out. OBJ and Stella went
in, OBJ came out. Yar
adua and Turai, Turai
came out. So now that it
is the turn of GEJ and
Dame, who is most likely
to come out?
Give 5 reasons
10. If someone from Kano
is referred to as Bakane,
what do you call someone
from Taraba?
11. If your X-boyfriend/
girlfriend wins N5million
immediately after you
broke up,find the value of
X. I repeat find "X."
NOTE: No cheating
allowed. Your Invigilator
today are Bunmioguns,
Larride, valiant valiant, Booqee,pretiebony and honourable me. They are no-
nonsense apostles of the
Transformer and very
very strict. Anyone caught
cheating will be banned
from Nairaland for 253years... No questions are fashioned or allowed in the Exam hall.
GOODLUCK!!!!

Jojo Armani: Not dat, is just we have seen dis joke more dan how many times u ve had se.x

@op 108 viewers, 5 comments.2 from u Out of de 5

That would be zero,meaning u have never seen the joke b4

8 i think

I be born-again so i no go say u b eediot

*yawns and uses style to giraffe into HAH's paper*

Lwkmd Nice jokes@op,any1 hu claims dat dis jokes are not funny doesnt have any sense of humor.

^^^^^

HOW TO KNOW IF
YOU ARE LOCAL:
1. If you wake up
in the morning and
all you do to wash
your yeye mouth is
chewing stick
instead of using
toothbrush
2. when you are
used to eating
soup, without fish
or meat.
3. when you prefer
sleeping on the
mat rather than
matress
4. when you prefer
ogi, akamu, pap to
hot tea.
6: If you call
mineral instead of
coca cola or fanta
7. If you call all
noodles indomie
8. If you ask for
Guguru instead of
Popcorn.
9. If Omo Ghetto
sound track is your
ring tone.
10.When you
prefer Ogogoro to
Champagne.
11. If you use
broom as a tooth
pick.
12. If Toyota logo
is at d back of your
jeans.
13. If Wizkid
mentioned your
name in Pakurumo.
14. If you adjust
your undies while
walking.
15. If you say YEH!
instead of ouch.
16. If you use
padlock to lock
your Fridge.
16. If Africa Magic
is your favourite
channel.
17. If you eat
bread and akara
with seven up on
top and pure
water.
You need
deliverance
because locality
don finish you!.

Me and her 8:8:8:8: .

Me and her 8:8:8:8:

FMK: i do not have eyes but i know the door of my room i do not sleep inside of my room i just go there in to fill whater in my jar
who am I ?

OMG!!! Bad boyy!!! The ansa is va***a

Bravo!!!

Bravo!!!

Nice collection but they're not really that new.

bunmioguns: *takes a deep breath*

Why?

Lols,nice one boo

Tascocent: I'm tired of dis dettol advert. Children now believe they are germs every where. My 5yrs old nephew goes around wit a dettol pet can in his pocket. He sprinkles his friend b4 playing wit them, even his books b4 reading. This Morin my Rice tasted Awful, i took a few spoon b4 i realised my nephew had poured dettol in my food to kill germs............IF MY NEPHEW doesn't KILL ME, WHO WILL.

I will *grins*