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demelza: Impregnate her sister

Nice but wayward idea

Fkforyou: Buy her ferrari,brazilian hair,BB Z10,give her ur ATM card and pin number,trust me,it works like magic.......*winks*

Already bought her BB10 and hair
Can't afford ferrari
Gave her my 1 of my atm card during her final year

berem: Give am belle na! maybe that's what she wants.

I don't want a bastard b4 marriage
Its sinful

Guys in this house..this is kinda funny..The lady I'm with now, I plan to marry her soon but the funny aspect is this
2yrs ago, when I was in the toasting and convincing stage, she was giving me this "very hard to get" thing..at a time, I got fed up and decided to approach other ladies (about 2) who fit into her shoes (marriage requirement) and to be candid with you, the three of them are all beautiful, graduate, well mannered, my church and my tribe..It now appeared the three of them accepted my proposal at exactly the same time..I am really find it difficult to drop any of them..I know I can't marry the three of them at the same time..They all love me and I like them all
Should I set exam for the three of them
Or how can I resolve this perplexing situation?

Lakotai: I loved %80 of them. U see it's my kinda tin. But I want to know how to stop it.

My ex almost caught me and tried to helped me out of it. By making sure I lie down on the bed with her after each rounds

abeg una de fight boxing?

@OP..i dont want to sound like a broken record but with ur lucious curves, u should start snatchin ur flatmate BFs to ur side..when she sees u r diverting all her male friends, she will stop misbahving

I am seriously in love with my GF and plan to marry her soon. The only challenge is that she keep saying she is not convinced i really love her. I have done lots of things to show i love her including cancelling office appointment, chasing all my female admirers, giving her access to account of all my social network, not to mention the numerous gifts. She still insist she isnt convinced i love her very much..I have run out of options and need help from Nairaland guys and girls..

Wait a min...
Hope she isnt waiting for me to lay down my life for her?

Help needed

Two movies
Prison break
24

SniperInADiaper:

When I woke, I sneaked into nairaland only 2see ur username, "sniper" which only got me in grave need 4revenge for d murder of my friend..I love you, I hate you, watch your back because e be like say na witch de worry you

Ochason: can any cathoric show me from the bible were it is written that we should worship,honour or pray to mary to interced or talk to jesus on our behave. please tell me.

CAN YOU SHOW ME ANYWHERE IN THE BIBLE THAT WARNS US AGAINST HONOURING MARRY?

DIDN'T YOU SEE ANGEL GABRIEL HONOURING MARY WITH THAT GREATING

OR DON'T YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF HONOUR IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE?

I don't understand why protestants like fighting the catholic church and her teachings!!! A church founded by Jesus christ himself..Next time, protestant will post, "why confess 2a priest when you can confess to God directly"..

There is no need to waste my time and start defending my catholic faith here because all these people are already bent on arguing blindly when the truth is not far fetched

Protestant just choose a portion of the bible and misinterprete it all in a name to start their own living church. But check on the existence of these churches when their founder dies

Hail Mary, full of grace the lord is with you, blessed are you amongst women and blessed is the fruit of your womb jesus..
I am surprised no1 here faulted the Angel Gabriel for greeting Mary like this before the birth of Jesus Christ.
The truth is bitter!!!!!!!!

profjustine: Use pampas

I just hope u bcom mature sooner otherwise u stand the risk of remaining a kid forever..grow up slowpoke
@all d people who liked his crap...nairaland is really breeding loads of crappy kids..I just hope moderator wil delete al ya account

APOLOGY TO FUTUTE WIFE!!!

Dear future mama uche,

Sorry 4d previous message, I just want you to know the Do's and Don't's in our future union

It will amaze you to know I already have 8digit figure in our future family bank account and I intend to give you unlimited access 2d account

But 1 thing I guarantee you, if u r caught cheating with any random boy, man or dude

YOU WILL BE BURIED ALIVE!!!!!

WARNING TO FUTURE WIFE!!!

Dear future mama uche,

I hope u r getting this because I gat news 4u

Stop f,u.cki.ng around

Most of these stories are 1 sided..these girls will never tell you what they did to offend the guy..we only see the complaining side about the guy
@playgal...I think ur username say it all...how can I expect a player girl to meet the right guy?? Mayb u r after his money or for ur own selfish gains and he now see u r not contributing anyting 2d relationship...when u r with the right guy for the right reasons, he will always adore and cherish you
... #thinkingveryloud

I heard som1 call my name
Where dis carmdoll self And some other female folks who started dis forum
@carmdoll..hav u tot of bringing on stream a magazine with all des ur write - ups...trust me, u can convert all ur tots/write-ups into money..don't waste ur God given talent

Pls which drilling company drilled the well Transocean, Noble drilling, Seawolf, Kca deutag, Pacific drilling, shelf drilling? Will they ever recruit and train us because that is my only concern

I hereby distant myself frm dis conspiracy

Now who told you wizkid has not donated massively to OJB...don't b too quick 2judge

Idowuogbo: bobo, u dey mind d curious learner? u see persin dey post advert all over like persin wey dey campaign for bweast cancer, hin brain no tell am d username na yahoo+. He con enter hia dey para over wetin? na we pour salt inside in garium? nansense!

Heheheheh

Idowuogbo: hehehe.. he dey provoke bcus hin curiosity navigate try and error.

na2day? d guy na first class learner.

I believe say u b guy deputizing as a female

carmelion: Hello house goodmorning.Please there is something I want us to discuss today,cos am even confused myself.

A married friend of mine told me that she and her husband never had carnal knowledge of each other until their white wedding night.

Now they got married traditionally,five months earlier. She said that after their traditional marriage,she did not follow her husband back to his house,rather he went home alone. Can you imagine?hmmm...

When people saw her the following morning,they were suprised ,so they asked

"Were you not the one that got married yesterday"?what are you doing here?".

So she tried explaining to them that she and her husband are doing it the christian way.

Now she told me that she was not a virgin but her husband was. She started practising secondary celibacy
after the last relationship she had before meeting her husband. So meeting a virgin man made it easier for her to abstain.


Now I want to ask?what's your take on this?Isn't traditional marriage the main wedding?Isn't it recognised before God?Am a christian but I don't understand why I should wait for five freaking months before being intimate with my own husband !,all because am waiting for one white wedding.All those weddings we hear of in the bible,are they not traditional?After which the man retires to his room with his bride?

I might be wrong ,I might be right,but to me,white wedding was borrowed. Or what do you guys think?

Please I want to clarify this for my sake and the sake of others who might be interested in this topic.

I believe it went well for them cos both, wanted it. What if it was between a virgin girl and a non-virgin man who has patiently waited a long time?then after your trad,you still continue to tell him story?There is more to marriage than sex but to me some things should not be stretched.


I might be wrong here but I really think some issues that brings about dispute between couples are really irrelevant.

Hmmmm
Looking from this perspective
Every1 is entitled to his own opinion and choice..The man opinion is his choice..you don't expect every men to have that same opinion
In my view, after being brought up frm a respected and responsible family, if a man have carnal knowledge of his wife on the eve of traditional marriage, there is nothing bad..if you have attended a trad marriage frm start to finish, u wil observe that real union have taken place (paying bride price, bride parents blessing of union and whole community witnessing the union)..Remember the blessing frm the bride parent is also blessed and confirmed by God..the white wedding ish is a borrowed culture..like I said since the man pays the bride price (and not the woman), the man have every right to sleep with the woman that night because frm dat point she belong to him and vice versa.
God is the head of marriage and made the man the head of the family

Kate77sexy: 32eccf8c any guy interested 30-45 who need to chat add me up. pls no kids here needed. must be one whos ready for a serious relationship and it earning well. ill be waiting to hear from you..... and do let me know you got the pin off here........................and hey for you who gonna say lots of things here, dont bother i aint coming back to read it...ill be waiting

These are the kinda girls that bring disgrace and disrespect to womanhood..out of curiosity I added this lady and after 2days of chatting, she started asking for money..money for this money for that..Asking for money frm who she don't even know..By the way is she expecting any guy to give her money?? Mugu no de again for this 21st century..Are girls this cheap and irresponsible..I believe she must have begged all the guys in her BB contacts for money also..By the way who even bought her BB because it seems she is too poor to even get BIS subscription..
Smh for all des materialistic girls..
@camelion and all dolls..I expect all dolls to criticize and lambash this barbaric act emanating frm kate77sexy...she is a slap on the back for all Dolls..
Shame on you
@moderator seun..pls delete kate77sexy profile..she is irresponsible, hungry, LovePeddler and a bad example for young people..

Caracta: This is the second thread on this same topic by you. Kilode?

Why are you following me around caracta?

butta: @caracta leave d guy to express his anger can't u see he is aggrieved that one girl probably has chop his money he is needs advice on how not to be a mugu next time

Firstly You have no idea
secondly u are missing the point
And thirdly what is this "he is needs advice"

Smartie gurl: you might be right though, but atleast not all gurls does that.........please how much are we talking about here. *just asking*

1naira

@camelion..u really have a good way of answerin questions in a respected way..I just hope your actions and way of life portray ur reasoning faculty and if dats d case, then u r perfect..u gat everything figured out..keep it up doll

Seems this is what is in voque nowadays with our single girls..Many a time, girls ask me for money and when I say "I work hard to earn my money, I'm not a money tree or atm machine"..these girls end up with "I was just testing you"
In my opinion, when a girl that don't devote her time to know me very well ask me for money, she loses my respect and I have every right to respond to her (good or bad) in anyway I wish
So recently I decided to act otherwise, a girl asked me for money, I gave her freely without much ado and she took it like a 'hungry less priviledge' .
1..Where is all dis "I was just testing you" coming from Seems its just a format to hide the shame of being rejected cash request
2.. If you give a girl free cash, she will accept but if you turn it down, she will say she s testing you. If I may ask, testing me for what

double08: same thing my friend and I were discussing the other day,the way these girls ask for money these days is alarming and when you don't give them they tell you they were just testing you

went to see another girl and she told me to get hollandia milk for her,just because I forgot to get the hollandia milk she calls me stingy and am like WTF!!!!this was the same girl I took to the pharmacy a day before to get drugs when she was ill and I paid for the drugs and she called me 'stingy' well am patiently waiting for the say she will loose guard,I will so 'hit and run'

Hahahahahah
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