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I am now the Catch them young cordinator incharge of the singles ladies romance zone..
I implore all single girls to contact me for our welcome party..

CocoSprinkles: Another newbie here..... Pls were are the refreshments and welcome pack?

We welcome people differently
Where is your location so we can send some1 to you?

I am new on Nairaland and hopefully I can get my future wife here among the beautiful ladies in this romance section so One day I will invite the whole 1 million Nairalanders to grace my wedding

buckexxy: M new here!hw does it happen here?

How old are you?

ovalrose: Hello,im a fresh fish dt needs water 2 survive in. Both calm nd turbulent,all r good. In othr words,im a newbie nd im here 2 make frnds of al kinds!

Can we be personal friends?
I mean off nairaland friends?

khiaa: So is toasting about getting to know a lady you are interested in, or is it about getting sex from any lady?

Are you a learner?

khiaa: Bad Boy!!!

Bad Girl

freakybaby: POP...PASSING OUT PARADE on d 14th...Yipeeee!!Ex-corper in a bit

Where you serving?
You don get job?

My valentine plan is to go offshore with my team of field engineers, run our wireline tools until our section of drilling is over and hopefully accumulate some cool cash as rig allowance

[quote author=pastor prosper ]Nairalanders I need your opinion here please, I am presently dating this girl whom I intend to marry sometime this year. Although I have not formerly proposed to her, she is well aware of my intentions. Thing is she told me today that a neighbour of theirs who is like family to her would be taking her out for suya. I have not objected yet, though the idea didn't go down well with me. Am thinking here is a girl who would soon get married, she should do away with some of these casual friends. I am about to. confront her on the matter, but I need more informed views before I do. I wouldn't want to act merely on my insecurities. But at the same time am not comfortable with some dude I don't know hanging out with my girl. Pls treat as urgent I have just one hour to show time. Do I stop her from going.[/quote]@Op...Seems you are naive here
Its jus like asking 'IS IT BAD TO LOAN OUT MY WIFE 2SOME DUDE 2PHOCK FOR ONE DAY'??
I am totally against your action
Your girls is yours and yours only
If she is interested in going out with your so called neighbour then she is as well interested in sleeping with him
No so e de start and who told you she isn't the one who instigated that movement
Dude your girl is slipping away gradually

@camelion.. You are really a wise and totful girl with your post and replies
But explain to me, why girls keep running after bad boys without conscience and leaving behind the good guys with good/kind heart
The same girls will run back complaining this boy did this did that
Most good/kind hearted guys hardly break girls heart but gorgeous girls still find them unattractive

frank50fun: Hello peeps,lately I've been kinda suspecting my gf cos her fone seems to be kinda busy@ d particular time we used to call each oda,n whn I ask her she'll say its her aunt or a frnd,n I dnt believe her. So I want to know if it'll be possible I hack her fone so I'll be able to record all her convo whenever she receives a call.

Dude lemme tell you the crystal truth
Your lady is cheating on you
If you are staying in lagos or river state then she is actually comunicating with some higher bidders who wanna phock her
Girls are liars and creepy nowadays

maxygirl: Guys, please help a babe out. What would you want to receive for vals?

@maxgirl
Can you get me a Bible? The new jerusalem bible

Exponental: I dont believe in d day....i valentine always, but d worst a man/woman can get dat day is a heartbreak!

Worst valentine gift happened when she switched off her phone when we were supposed to go out only to see her in the gathering of some other richer dudes (she didn't see me)
The next day she said her battery was down and she was down with malaria
My message to other guys: If she gives you any 'not feeling fine' story on that day, just know the same thing is happening

[quote author=Joe.]I just left a thread asking ladies what gifts they are expecting this valantine. I suppose that gifts aint for girls alone. so guys what gifts are you expecting this valantine ? and ladies what gifts are you giving your guy ?[/quote]We will give them gift of our bank account no

[quote author=Joe.]As February 14th approaches, people are making dozens of resolutions on what they going/not going to do. Some have set this date to begin a new relationship or make their present one stronger but there are some probably the ladies who are making plans to end their relationship this val maybe to begin a new one or not. if you are one....tell us why you want to take this decission ?[/quote]Lemme answer on behalf of the ladies
This valentine, we want to dump our poor boyfriends and get urself rich sugar daddies
We need who can give us money whenever we need money without 2many questions
Don't worry, we know we are moronic in personality but we need to constantly make and change our hairstyle with brazilian, indian, peru and italian hairs. We need money to send to the village, we need money to rent flat in this expensive port harcourt, we need plenty plenty money. Don't worry, we are not ready for serious relationship yet until we clock 32yrs when we will repent and start attending church and mayb become choir leaders

OCTAVO: Nah... I will call that child abuse.

How is som1 supposed 2resist a girl who comes to your house and take off her bra??
Mind you, my two hands can't even cover one of her b-oo-bs
I'm sure she is d only one guilty of the sin, I'm free of any guilt
*dancing kukere*

Ammyng: No gift no problem but how about some sweet text message

Stop deceiving yourself
We all knw girls don't value text message nowadays
It always end up like this
Valentine day
GUY: Sends lovely valentine text message to girlfriend
GIRLFRIEND: what sort of text message is this? I told you I need to make my hair and change my phone, you keep sending me all these nonsense text message. Is that how to take care of your baby u claim to love?

Ucheosefoh: @op can I toast u

@Op...Can I slice you too?
Talk you own

khiaa: What is the thing?

The thing means slicing!!!
When a guy insert his thing inside the girl thing. Ooooooops

OCTAVO: Hmmmn.... Interesting.

My neighbour is in ss3, and she should be like 16yrs. Her b-oo-bs are so so big like some1 of 23yrs.. I wanted to date her, she keep saying she is too young but she keep coming to my house and wants me to play with those things
Now will you call that dating or

The definition varies according to different people
To some guys, a girl who is above 1.8m
While to other, a girl who is pretty
In my own terms, I classify a girl as Gorgeous if she got grades of at least 2 out of 3

mega jay: dats nice, i wish i had someone like u

And why do you feel she is telling the truth
Girl Girl Girl!!!!
Forget girl oh
She is obviously lying
If you wanna switch sides with her BF then get ready to purchase BB 10
Dude are you a learner?

Attended my boss birthday celebration at his residence recently
Everything was going on as usual until one chick in his neighbour stepped in
Now this chick ass is the finest I have ever seen this year, so nicely shaped, big with swollen hips
At first I thought I was the only looking at it until I stepped back and observed other guys reaction
Guess what? I noticed almost every1 looking in the same direction while some other guys were busy forming making innocent enquiries to her inorder to get her attention
I wonder why we guys can't avoid peeping/looking at a georgous chick!!! Are we cursed?

Dear Mr Burkinababe
Be rest assured we have Akpors in our team for Sunday cracker

khiaa: What is phocking?

Phocking is doing the thing

Toasting is the first stage of phocking