₦airaland Forum

Pyrrho:
Just pray five times a day, put on Muslim attires, read the Koran and Hadith...

...strap yourself with a bomb, and kills some innocent people for Allah, your reward is in paradise where you will fvck for eternity...

If you can't do all the above... you are allowed to take adolescents as wives too, fvck them like your property...

i'll be adding more later

Lol....


You get bb pin charger

dominion92:
My humble suggestion is that the entire citizens of GOLDEN CITY should post our desired state where we would wish to serve our father's land.

Good morning everyone

GOOD DAY SIR!

I HAVE, WITHIN MY OFFICE, THE PRESIDENCY AND FINANCE MINISTER, ALONGSIDE BUREAU AND STATISTICS AND OTHER PORTFOLIOS... DRAFT OUT A WRITTEN INDENTURE TO THE PRESIDENT TO DISBURSE FUNDS FOR THE ANNUAL TRAFFIC CENSUS OF GOLDEN CITY CITIZEN'S COLLATION OF DATA AS PER THEIR PREFERRED STATE OF SERVICE AND REASONS.

THIS IS TO TAKE PLACE IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE RELEASE OF NYSC TIME-TABLE FOR PROSPECTIVE CORPS MEMBER AWAITING BATCH A16.

YOUR OPINION IS HIGHLY WELCOMED.
THANK YOU FOR RAISING SUCH A WONDERFUL EXHORTATIVE VIEW.

Signed!!

Minister of internal affairs!
Yanabasee
13/11/2015

If we could have more people like this driver... Nigeria would be a better place...

Patented:
Men dont fight women

Men do not fight women and OP is about to be beaten by a muscular lady termed sexy!

Op... You get xender for your phone? You fit send am gimme?

I don't care about Buhari...
I don't care about Biafra...
I don't care about Nigeria...
I don't care about anything...

I care about me, myself and I...

Fvck marginalisation... Fvck Buhari...

Nigeria set aside for only fulanis to govern..and while other tribes will struggle to have a sit on other portfolios....

Look... Upon testosterone consumption and transformation to look like a man... Could not change what God had made her to be...

All this transgenders...transforming from woman to man... What happen to their vaginaz

The poster above... Is a weed-dealer.... Too much of weed-smoking and sniffing!

LIAR MOHAMED.... I de hail oh...

gragraboy:
Maybe she taught that if she gave tithe on stolen money god will not allow them to catch her.

Why did you say that it's a stolen money?

EFCC are still investigating on the process of her income...

The only accusation here that is valid is that she's a civil servant and as well own companies and sign contracts that violates the FG's rule of conduct over it's civil servants...

If found guilty on that basis that she gets her funds from this companies and also that she has contracts aside her salary... She'll be sack and her money will be returned to her and her companies as well...

oluemmy2:
@CC7. I dey kamkpe. na your mama, papa and all the dead body wey you call family na them be criminal. goat!!! despite many people on this thread who advice that we should stop the insult, you still continue. I'm not surprise because I know that you'll still pick on me and I'm ever ready for you any day. I repeat again, it's your father, mother and all the corpse you call family that are criminals. It is no surprise to me that your unruly and unethical disposition has transmogrify the epileptic level of your Intelligence Quotient that is tantamount to a pachydermic schmuck to a sorry state devoid of humanitarian and pitiable aid. You are nothing but a 'misnomer of flummox' and a quantified marmoset!

Please! Ignore him! Thanks....

bbdd:
Sigh.... Can you at least type like a literate and stop disgracing yourself on the Internet?
Lol

Oh it's "I'm" or "I am" not "am"
But of course you're not literate enough to write well. What a pity.

You reason like a goat... Deal with it...

bbdd:
Rubbish talk.
America America America.
Yet youll go meet your pastor for special embassy prayers. Get the fcukk outta here dumbass

You're such a f00l...

Am sure... You share a gene with goats... You don't know anything... Yet you want to quote me and make a comment... How f000000lish?

Everybody is a saint under APC...
Even Obasanjo is now a saint and without corrupt records!

consultancy:
based on what tests and analysis do you say this? or is it just to increase sales alone?

Dude's right... Make contained of omega3 compound which is a very good supplement for hypertensive people and inscribe what that nigga said...

But my opinion is that... Fruit juice are fruit juice... It's the container's design shape and size that will tell if it's for kids or adults... The fruit supplement itself doesn't tell if it's for adults or kids...

So... Make whatever ur product's container to be attractive.. That both adults and kids will fancy it...

The Police are very stupiid...

Assuming the school decides to do away with devotion... Will the school also do away with the gathering of students to relay informations?

How stupiid? Why centred their hatred on devotion? Maybe, the police are virtually working with the muslims to stop Christians from becoming steadfast to its religion!

Estharfabian:
LoL! We wont last? how dare U!

Well, Your assertions are Invalid, very implausible.. we've lasted for decades Now...

You dream alot!

Estharfabian:
jealous much? We Already did...

Nahhh....ion get jelous... I know you two won't last... Just a first round fun!

Image123:
Since 2009, pornography search popularity has always risen above 70 every December, save one. In December 2009 and 2010, Nigeria outstripped America in the popularity of searches for pornography – a nation twice our size.

Nigerians are f00lish...

America will introduce rubbish to the world and even via movies to make sells... And in real life will restrict her citizens with high laws set to guide them... But nigerians will watch this movies and without delay jump on it...

Most crazy dresses we say white girls dress with aren't snapped outdoors... But our crazy pictures u see on instagrams and other social media are snapped outdoors...

Quite stupid...

This people brought religion to us...and now they're changing the table from christianity to church of lucifer... And very soon... They'll twist our heads and you wouldn't know when many ppl will side the church the government will be forced to establish such churches here in Nigeria...

Rubbish...

Nigerians don't have any sense... The government fvcks us with condom... While America fvcks our government raw and without condom!

I'm done reading this shitz!!!

Cutehector:
lmao... Yeaah.... I could just kiss u nw for d hint....


Btw, pretty girls aren't suposed to be awake nw.. Wats keepin u up?

Estharfabian:
LoL! he has Started!


Uh...well, i slept Throughout Today, Ain't that sleepy...Plus, I'm also Up coz Of one crazy TV Programme on Set..."Baggage" can't miss it for the world! why are U Awake?

Mehn.... Get a room...!!!

Hmmmmm...

I'll as well... Cut one zero from naira... To stable the economy...

Then...I'll ensure that, atleast one locally made product is worldly known and sold...

I'll invest on agric sector...

And/or...I'll deploy all military and civil defence corps.. Then, half of prison officers , half of immigration officers and half of custom officers to borno state... To battle boko haram... Then... Seal a strong border to avoid migration... The police will survey the country against unusual movement of other hausas in the country...

searching4loove:
UNTIL WE ALLOW THE FULANI'S TO GRAZE THEIR CATTLES IN PEACE, EXPECT MORE OF THIS. IF NOT GREED AND SELFISHNESS WHY WOULD ANYONE DENY THE FULANIS GRAZING RIGHTS ON FARMS WHEN WE ALL DEPEND ON THE NORTH FOR SUPPLY OF MEAT I THINK WE SHOULD GIVE THE FULANIS THE RESPECT THEY DESERVE FOR PEACE TO REIGN

And the farmer who sweat to plant those crops and perhaps per for weeding and fertilisation should be at the lost side simply becoz he buys meat from the market... YOU'RE A F000000L...

Look... Fulanis should go and get lands n plant weeds there and let ther cattle graze on them... Let dem plant it and see what it'd be like to pay for weeds they've been destroying...


They really need Education, indeed!

I thought... It won't be business as usual...

This is what you get when his fellow military general is a president...

OP... All you've got to do is to get a GOOD lawyer!... And leave to rest... As far as he has settled him.. The barrister will handle and bring justice to ur friend...

The poster above me though...

Them go say na PDP abduct her.... Wailees!

mschubby:
u can edit it now

ALRIGHT...

DTOBS:
To all great ife in the house,kindly follow up your senate approved result oooo from your department (HOD to be precise). I went to school today and was able to check my name from the graduating/approved senate list.



My experience today was funny/shocking and at the same time interesting, A page of the graduating list was ommited may be while making photocopies for the HOD's copy and the man was telling me that my name is not there bla bla not until another comprehensive list was brought out and I finally saw my name boldy written in capital letter! help me shout 21 big halleluyahh to the Lord oooooo.

CONGRATULATION SIR DTOBS...

mschubby:
from Akwa Ibom. drop ur contact

ALRIGHT, CHECK MY SIGNATURE... WHEN U GET IT... LET ME KNOW SO I CAN EDIT IT OUT...