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lereinter:
House to lintel is finished - lolz

When my father built his house....


He struggled to lift it to the lintel level and then he managed to complete one side of the house and we moved in...



From there, we stayed for many years till he had another contract and finished the house and gave it his desired taste....


if your building gets to a lintel height, believe it, you can manage it. Unlike when you barely get to calve out the design....

Scripted....

Well.....



It was fun with Aminat, a Fulani babe.... I mean pure Fulani... Not the mixed tribe...



She had this temper issues.... She barely speak... Always smiling and very soft....


I wanted to marry her, but the moment she noticed that I have feelings for her, she ended everything....

She was very rich.....

Even with everything, she refused to let me see her without her hijab.., We did everything screwed and kissed..... We used to work in the same department before she took transfer to Adamawa.... She is married now....

helinues:
4 out of 10

Go to their station and rate them....


Let's see how you'd become that criminal that have been on their wanted radar for years now....

You will beaten to pulp and have you sit in front of different ammunition and be labeled a kidnapper....

In this era.... Nigeria is still marking scripts?



When we have CBT to enhance.....



Why can't we go all digital?....



Even teaching in Nigeria is still analog...


Heard teachers are still writing lesson plan and lesson notes.... In this modern days.... Something that should be abolished many years ago.. mm

Sammy07:
Ikpeazu abi wetin be ur name.
Shame on you. Tomorrow nah another year, ur uncompleted fly over go be 7yrs old

People voted that man... and it's surprising...

zedegit:
I want to budget #300 000

Lol.....
The traditional rites will be more than 300k

Then to collect the list, you'll pay 10k and a crate of beer and mineral...
Then you see how to negotiate with them.
If she was Efik, 500k can get you a wife there...

zedegit:
Semi educated. Finished only secondary school.

It depends on the family..... and the clan....



If she's Oron girl, it's going to be moderate, if she's Ibibio, it will be an average spending....

If she's Annang, bros na your pocket oh.....

But in all, some families will just put tradition away and have you pay the necessary things.... but others will sit down and gulp you dry....

Try and keep alot of money for gin/ogohoro/ufofob those old men can consume that thing eh .....


My wife to be is from Akwa Ibom and Ive spent 1m already...

The money plenty......





All thanks to God.....


But it's not about the money... It's not about wealth.... It's just the peace you have when you make it in a legit way...

I used it since.....

Infact, I've been using it....

Lol.....




You have your hands and you have your head .. Kneel down and bless yourself...



I've done that before. I knelt down, prayed and blessed myself, prayed against any curse upon me.... Prayed against any manipulation against me... Prayed against any hatred towards me....


As it stands sef ... I need to go back on my kneels.... I really need to fuel back those blessings into my life....

Iyaebe:
Sabi sabi,so that they will say she's hardworking and not ashawo,all this one won't stop her from been promiscuous. rubbish

Happy new year oh..... Make you for try calm down small.....

helinues:
Even wailing wailers like you are living testimony to that on this forum.
Unbeatable record of the most accurate analysis on NL. No be beans

Self appraise is a thing for BMCs......


Unbeatable record my foot....

Anyway, happy new year in advance...

Northernblood5:
Your wife is smarter than you



Imagine the reason why you decided to be a tenant forever.

This is why poor people remain poor.

You should thank your stars that you have a smart wife

Don't you know that u can attach a store to your newly built house??

And even his carpentry shop as well... The monies going for both shop rents and house rents will be channeled into something better.....


Op, allow your wife to guide you in this one ..


A house on lintel level is a finished house......

helinues:
Wait are you people getting jealous of this 30k BMC money abi what's all this repetition about it?

And if everyone live the country who are the people going to make it better?

If what you guys know best is to wail, blame and accuse, how would things change when there are no reasonable suggestions/solutions from you people?

I can count how many of my suggestions to critical issues that have been making use by both FG and state same on this forum. If there have been more of such solution to problems, don't you think things would have been more better that this.

Our politicians are also on NL, registered members or as guests cos they are also a Nigerian, infact some of them were here before they gain power now.

You opposition should do your work the way you supposed to do it not all this blaming , attacking and wailing

You've never contributed any meaningful suggestions ever since you joined this forum...

You're good at asking questions, like you did above.


And if we don't get to express our dissatisfaction over the government manhandling of the Country's affairs, how then will the government stay woke?

You call it wailing because you expect everyone to stay mute and zombied...

If the government is willing to make changes, they have experts and consultants and specially advisers to lead them aright.....

But they chose to steal money first and do nothing....


Listen, there are intelligent people with good and better contributions on how to move this country better.... But that doesn't hold because corruption have eaten deep.

Four years ago....


I experienced and saw a living person knocked down to instant death...


It was a new year eve and I didn't own a car then, came from Wuse3 to mabushi.... while crossing the double express way, one Hausa boy returning from hustle from wise market crossed along with me to the second express. Then he rushed in and a fast moving vehicle knocked him straight down, his body was divided into pieces....

I was speechless and couldn't move.... His friends rushed back and took him out of the road... and they wrapped him with some leaves and they took him to burry him that night.


So Op is right.... please be extra careful...

JAMO4REAL1:
after deducting 5k from the salary of all staff

Deduction is very normal in civil service...


Infact, ask any civil servant what they earn a month and they will tell you that they're not sure...


Some months will come with deductions some months with increments and you can't really tell which is the basic salary....

Although this is not applicable to some agencies.....

Na small boy sef......




Mtchwwwwww....


This nonsense should stop biko......


Every wanabe pastor wants to put up their predictions for people to read....


None of them saw COVID-19 coming and they're still without shame, giving out more predictions.

Marry and get two free ......



This could be their wish oh... to screw their husband and see who's dick is the best....



Can I have their contacts? I'd love to go for one and taste the rest....

helinues:
And if everyone live the country who are the people going to make it better?

If that's how the citizen of the countries they want to run to have abandoned their countries, Nigerians would have any where to run to

You BMCs and your brain sick godfathers that is stealing this country dry.....


The politicians should invite their children back home and give them the country to make it better.....


The fraction of people holding this country in the mud is as little as 0.000000001% yet we the masses are suffering.


Many countries we were better than a decade ago are changing into a modern standard class countries.... We're here bantering and supporting criminals because they share you with 30k peanuts every 30days of your life.

Who you want drag make e click your nonsense link? Wereh

You're Nigerian and you have female family members as well....

Learn to be civil and try to up your reasoning ability....


Stay great, 2022 is supposed to change you for good.

Men have a thing about brainwashing women...



This will pass down to stimulating underage girls to begin to see pot belles as a sign of faithfulness....


I have a flat belle and I good muscular shape and I am not a cheat!

I don't care about their fights....


I am officially back to my main account....



A mod banned this account for ten years....


If this account could survive it, Then I will survive 2022...


Modified


The ban long gan..... To me it's a 10yrs ban.... E long well well....


Sha..... I. happy to have it back....


The mod weh ban me, na wehreh him be....

If you want to consider how saturated any business is... then you won't make it...


All you should consider is how you will make your art designs unique and different from the norms we have here...

Eg. We had cars like Mercedes Benz and Audi cars, but Tesla vehicles came into existence less than a decade now and was made to be electrical and it's making Elun rich...

You get the gist?

He'll go to jail if he tries to foil any election process.....


This is typical of him.... Chest beating.

Ok.....



God will help us.....

You've been exposed to early maturity and right now your siblings will be looking up on you for everything...



You have found the problem...But yet to find the solution....



Fighting your mum is not ideal...Ignoring her is an insult....


If I were you, I'll rather refused fighting her... Greet her and go your way... Cook and serve her if you may and show her love....

She doesn't find the happiness in the marriage and not even from the kids and could be some hormonal issues or a mental health issues....


Just love her as a mother and look after your siblings.... Ignore her curses.... Always be nice to your father's neighbor and don't let them see you kids as a product of your mother's making....

Criminal Obstruction if Breathing..... What a country.

Biden to do their biddings.....

doggedfighter:
I thought you were happy the other day, showing your pictures.
What happened again?

Besides I think you need a boyfriend

The confused gender is ugly and undeserving of a boyfriend.....

doggedfighter:
And armed robbers overpowered God and killed his son.

Anyway he will be in heaven now enjoying his mansion and dancing on the streets paved with gold and precious Stones.


While gisting with Jesus.

Rest on pastor !

Unlike your virgins....



Your Allah is preparing your male virgins for you.....