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Romance › Re: If You Have SEX With A Man, His DNA Lives In You Forever. - DNA Mystery by yanabasee(m): 10:13am On Jan 08, 2021
So in essence....Women have multiple DNA?


A woman with many body counts have tweaked DNA...... of all the guys she's screwed......
Politics › Re: Blackout Looms In Four States As PHED Workers Threaten Strike by yanabasee(m): 10:09am On Jan 08, 2021
Hmmmm
Education › Re: Federal University Otuoke To Resume On 18th January 2021 by yanabasee(m): 1:17am On Jan 08, 2021
It's a new school...Na why their body the hot.....
Romance › Re: Mastubation: What Lessons Do You Have For Us "Married People" by yanabasee(m): 10:18pm On Jan 06, 2021
Bornu1stSon:
A simple question like this demands a simple answer, if you don't have it, you simply keep shut.

Mind you, Some people masturbate to maintain balance, preventing ladies from manipulating them with sex and some other people masturbate instead of Raping her. Get this into ur skull
You don't have any reason for wànking....



Desist from it and have self-control over yourself....


You mustn't torture yourself by wànking, just so, you don't get to rape a girl, when you can easily control your mind. .
Politics › Re: Governor Wike Decorates His CSO After Been Promoted To CSP By Nigerian Police by yanabasee(m): 10:12pm On Jan 06, 2021
See as the guy short for ground.....


You'll just wonder why they will ask you to be 6ft to join the force but end up recruiting their dwarf relatives.....
Health › Re: South African Lady Suffering From "Protruding Bone" Problem Shares Heartwarming by yanabasee(m): 10:09pm On Jan 06, 2021
God is her healer......
Romance › Re: Mastubation: What Lessons Do You Have For Us "Married People" by yanabasee(m): 10:07pm On Jan 06, 2021
So that you'll know whether to quit or to wànk your life to stupor.......
Politics › Re: Gunmen Kidnap Councillor’s Wives, 3 Others In Abuja by yanabasee(m): 10:04pm On Jan 06, 2021
The monsters you made......



Calling them bandits, hoodlums and gunmen sounds' romantic to my ears..... This people are terrorist organization and if you don't proscribe them, they'll do more harms....


You gathered them to disrupt peaceful protest, now they're coming back at you people....
Romance › Re: I Almost bleeped My Aunty When I Was 13 And Now Am Regrating It. by yanabasee(m): 9:57pm On Jan 06, 2021
Infact, it was an attempted rape........



There was no formal agreement to it...but you dared to do it....and she said you wouldn't....without consenting to it...


At 12yrs old.... you had the boldness and energy to remove the pants of a twenty something year old lady....You no even fear God.... You been no the go Sunday school?


Anyways, avoid that your aunt and stop visiting her until you get off it...Abi you still want complete wetin you been no finish? Coz I understand that feelings....babe weh you never screw, you wan just balance your emotions....
Romance › Re: I'm 18 She's 16, I'm Confused by yanabasee(m): 9:46pm On Jan 06, 2021
Na only aboki tradition fit permit make cousins screw each other.....




How on earth will cousins be screwing each other from a minor stage....


I know for sure that, they'll definitely screw each other before the end of this month as per say na the girl weh konji the control....as e control eve....
Family › Re: DNA Test Saga Has Made Some Ladies Reveal Their Secrets ( Pics Included by yanabasee(m):
I am not going to lie...But, if you have a child and your wife sits in front of the church and doesn't miss church activities and so you think she wouldn't cheat. Brother mi, go and do a DNA.


You can never trust any woman....If she wants to divorce...let her divorce....


They're threatening men with divorce....Look beyond that threat and you might just uncover her lying tactics.....
Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Difference Between A Coffin And A Casket? by yanabasee(m): 9:28am On Jan 06, 2021
Both of them settles six feet under the ground...And goes with a dead body.....



So?
Celebrities › Re: Make Sure You Live With Your Partner Before Marriage – Singer, Timaya Advises by yanabasee(m): 9:21am On Jan 06, 2021
Thinkherbell:
No I won't live with anyone who hasn't paid my bride price.
You mustn't live with him... Because he will screw the living out of you...But because, you have to know him for a person....


There's a huge difference when you visit your man and return to your house...and staying with him and seeing how he manages himself... There are many things that you'll uncover about him and you'll judge to know if you can cope with him or not....



Think!!!
Travel › Re: See What This White Lady Said About Africa. by yanabasee(m): 9:18am On Jan 06, 2021
She's absolutely correct....



The white man tells us that eating your amala and ewedu is a local dish and that eating cereal and grilled chicken is a balance diet....And having to eat three times is healthy.....They inturn took our culture and have been practicing it and they call it vegetarian...



The white man tells us how to dress, what to dress and every dress for a function...Calls it fashion....


The white tells us to build a home and how to worship God and how to do vividly everything....


They brought to us education so they could understand us and be able to manipulate us....



Since when a white man came to Africa to show us experimentally how to convert palmwine to a dry-gin, We've not gone passed that level...But they're producing Champaign for us and making us spend on it....
Celebrities › Re: Top 7 Highest Grossing And Popular Nollywood Movies That Made The Year 2020!! by yanabasee(m): 8:57am On Jan 06, 2021
Only "Citation"....


And I wasn't cool with the fact that Afolarin had to create scenes for his short brother.....

And his brother part was very irrelevant... His role there wasn't interesting....It was as if he wasn't really into the girl....Putting all the storyline to the professor and making it seems like the girl had interest on the professor, seemingly.



The rest of the listed movies are trash.... And I get to see Citation because I streamed it on my Netflix.....
Christianity Etc › Re: See What Jesus Did Yesterday At The Lords Chosen Crusade At Imgbidi by yanabasee(m): 8:49am On Jan 06, 2021
They should save Nigeria the shame of going to beg China for covid-19 vaccines and begin to heal covid-19 patients.....
Nairaland General › Re: What I Saw On Facebook Posted By A Guy About Ladies True Or False by yanabasee(m): 1:21am On Jan 06, 2021
Special humiliation is when you go out of your class to Marry someone either below or above your class....


But see finish is the oga pata-pata of them all....That one is when you are broke and you don't have any formal skills or business or asserts but you slay for a living and eventually fall in love with a billionaire's son.



I've seen a girl, who's father is rich but she's married to a poor guy and goes to farm and sell in the market...Her father doesn't visit her. Although, she's never a bright girl and never had interest going to school and so I understand why she went below her class....
Travel › Re: My Cousin Has An Opportunity To Visit America. This Is His Only Problem. by yanabasee(m): 1:12am On Jan 06, 2021
Even if he's with his first school leaving certificate..... He shouldn't miss this golden opportunity....



Overtime, he can acquire computer skills and or work and be schooling.....


probably might graduate with a first class from a drop-out.



Even if it's Ghana or Ethiopia, he shouldn't miss this opportunity....


Na Oluwa the answer him call so oh....


Wahala for who no get people weh go fit feed you and shelter you for 6years...
Christianity Etc › Re: HalleluYAH...The First Non-covid19 Related Death This Season! by yanabasee(m): 1:08am On Jan 06, 2021
Even Nigerian government followed in the trend..... Always linking up every single death to covid-19 related death....
Nairaland General › Re: Some Very Bitter Pills To Swallow by yanabasee(m): 1:05am On Jan 06, 2021
In general, Humans are greedy and selfish.
Politics › Re: Describe Year 2020 In One Word. by yanabasee(m): 1:02am On Jan 06, 2021
The year of massive holidays.....
Christianity Etc › Re: COVID-19 Pandemic Will Not Be The Last —WHO by yanabasee(m): 1:01am On Jan 06, 2021
Trump was right about WHO......



Till date, Scientist can't tell us the origin of HIV...And now Covid-19....


We can't settle for what we don't know it's origin... Who's creating these virus? What is is created for? Depopulation?


Notice that, till date, there's no cure for HIV...But we've millions of dollars channeled on research, year in and out....


I know that african leaders will want to use their citizens to run the test... Especially those fulanis leaders tht value cows more than human.
Celebrities › Re: Nicki Minaj Follows Tacha On Instagram, Checkout Tacha’s Reaction by yanabasee(m): 12:52am On Jan 06, 2021
Tasha? No be that babe weh no get sense??
Literature › Re: Chimamanda Adichie: Igbo People Can’t Unite For Presidency Yet Talk About Biafra by yanabasee(m): 11:12pm On Jan 04, 2021
So, Tinubu should come forth and claim the presidency then.....
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Romance › Re: Kindly Help A Confused Brother, Thanks... by yanabasee(m): 11:02pm On Jan 04, 2021
It's too early to be confused.....


Don't be a snitch...... She's in a relationship.... Let her be, if she doesn't want to give up on the other guy, don't pressurize her and don't be the reason for their breakup....And stop having unprotected sex with her....


Coz you can't possibly agree to love her more than the guy that she's dating.....
Family › Re: Don't Be Like Your Parents - Have A Good Relationship With Your Children by yanabasee(m): 7:55pm On Jan 03, 2021
As a man.....I'll become a father someday.... I've placed my heart to understand that men receive less the glory of bringing up children.....


I questioned myself and asked me, who amongst my parents that I love the most and I chose my mother and I asked my friends and they chose their mother....

Then I realized that, as a father, your responsibility is to work to raise the money, where your wife gets it and buy things for the kids....

You can easily tell your kids that you don't have money, but you can't tell your wife that you don't have money...


Husband ensure that his family have a roof to and shelter, but because mother's ensure that everyone eats, she is loved more than the husband...



On behalf of all the intending fathers......I say, God have mercy on us....
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: My First Painting For The Year by yanabasee(m): 7:48pm On Jan 03, 2021
Good one......
Romance › Re: Adamawa Police Ban Beach Party, Threaten To Arrest Sponsors (pix) by yanabasee(m): 7:47pm On Jan 03, 2021
I'm not going to get myself worried about arewa people....


They follow instructions written inside Quran for them and they'll kill you if you speak about their Holy book or God....

Let them wallow in their stupidity alone!!!
Romance › Re: What Are The Advantages Of Being A Woman? (especially In Nigeria) by yanabasee(m): 7:45pm On Jan 03, 2021
Virgina people are the luckiest people...But because of their fish-brain, they end up not knowing what they actually want in life.....
Politics › Re: Gov Emmanuel Sets To Inject 50billion For Post-covid Economic Prosperity by yanabasee(m): 7:42pm On Jan 03, 2021
This is a very necessary development......


Many SMBusinesses had collapsed during the first pandemic outbreak.....


It'd be silly if the government and their advisers wouldn't come up with a solution to handle the fall business in the state or country at large....

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