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Politics › Re: Fire Razes Nigeria Immigration Service Headquarters In Abuja by yanabasee(m): 12:07pm On Jan 10, 2021
Ok oh.....



The fire should burn those officers that extort money before looking at your visa.....



The fire should burn every officer that frustrate the lives of every Nigerian that seeks their assistance that they dutifully agreed to carry out....


Useless system...


Custom, Immigration, Police, Army, Roadsafety are a bunch of corrupt bodies.....
Politics › Re: In Your Opinions, What Are The Problems Of Nigeria? by yanabasee(m): 12:04pm On Jan 10, 2021
This debate should make frontpage....




The problem is massive....



First, we need to create a data base that will help us manage many areas of our economy and as well security.....


We need to change our education system and stop writing paper projects and begin to practice or experiment on our projects....

Then, we need to put laws that will protect every employee out there...To own a company and to employ anyone, you should make them pensionable... Whether as a private or public pensioners....


Reduce tax and create system that all tax will be channeled to... All states should have state-banks..


And or, restructure the country...Or sell the country to China....
Politics › Re: Reps Move To Criminalise Secret Recruitment By Government Agencies by yanabasee(m):
This is highly recommended.....



It's time we recruit based on merit and competent and not based on slots or federal character or wards...


We'll get there soon!!

alabsmichael:
We Shall Soon Be There
Amin.....

Ifebazz:
From your 'competent' I doubt if you'd make it by merit alone.
I am working and doing excellently well..



Be guided..

SmartPolician:
Yanabasee

A rotten country is a rotten country.

They can still advertise the vacancy, yet they already have their people for the positions

Nigeria is a rotten coulntry
Indeed.... If you say so.....
Romance › Re: If She Slaps U by yanabasee(m): 11:51am On Jan 10, 2021
Firstnebo:
'You slap her back to show you are not a simp'?

So man has now come down to the level where "standing up" to women "proves" his manhood?
Any woman that will slap me, will receive beatings....



If she can't control her hands, then the beatings will guide her against touching a man in her life time...
Crime › Re: Boy Who Went To Buy Pure Water Found Dead After Missing For Five Days In Imo Sta by yanabasee(m): 11:48am On Jan 10, 2021
Hmmmm....
Nairaland General › Re: How Was Your Moniker Coined? by yanabasee(m): 11:43am On Jan 10, 2021
SILENTandSMART2:
exactly what you see snd i don break it down on my signature smiley
I saw one of your comments on the front page and I swear, your moniker doesn't fit the bearer.....
Politics › Re: Lagos Impounds 100 Commercial Motorcycles by yanabasee(m): 11:41am On Jan 10, 2021
YoonSung77:
Thieves go full everywhere soon
Nothing will happen.....


The owners will go there and bail their okada.....

Those taskforce are extremely corrupt......
Romance › Re: Twitter User Reveals Why Native Doctors Always Ask For Mother's Name During Ritu by yanabasee(m): 11:38am On Jan 10, 2021
I've told this story before and I'll say it again....


There was a man, my friend's father....


Knew him where we go for foot ball training.... He'd be like an halfcast, he was cute and had many girls coming for him....

We often refer to him as ramsey noah at the field but he'd hated it...


He is a very calm and focused minded dude...and very intelligent, unlike his immediate younger brother who often pilfer things from his friends.... And then their last born brother....


Story is, their mother was a civil servant and often travel outside the country and their father was a civil servant too...

Sometimes, about ten years ago... a man came down from the overseas and traced the woman down and demanded for his child....

He threatened her and went to their house and met with the husband and explained everything to him... The guy was a final year student... He agreed to follow his father back.. A man of about 29/30...

She confessed to the man that he was impotent and couldn't birth a child...

Apparently, none of the boys was the man's child...and they were of different fathers altogether.


He drove her away at a very old age and the second boy traced his father and went there, but later returned to his supposed father....The last boy doesn't know his father.


The man died few years ago and the house belongs to the two boys now!
Politics › Re: GRAPHIC IMAGES: Several Boko Haram Terrorists Killed By Nigerian Troops by yanabasee(m): 11:24am On Jan 10, 2021
I can categorically say that, the winning score goes to the Boko Haram, because they always have a reprisal attack....


I have come to notice that, recently......


*When there is casualties involve...The government will call refer to them as Bandits..


*When there is NO casualties, the government refers to than as Boko Haram...

*When the casualty is not too much, but involves kidnapping, the government refers to them as Gunmen....


I pray that we see a new government from APC...The insecurity is suffocating me!!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Wagner College Revokes Honorary Degree Awarded To President Trump by yanabasee(m): 11:19am On Jan 10, 2021
It doesn't change anything....




I am a true supporter of Trump Donald.....And I believe he's not perfect and just like everyone else....



Obama isn't and wasn't perfect.... Probably hid his shortcomings....

While Trump says it the way it is....


I like a man that will tell me that I am annoying rather than laugh with me and go tell how annoying I am to people I barely speak to...


Trump is my favorite US president so far and nothing can change that.



But ba, he speaks way too much and can't hold back his temper....
Politics › Re: You Can’t Defeat Boko Haram By Sitting In Aso Rock, Soyinka Tells Buhari by yanabasee(m): 11:13am On Jan 10, 2021
I hate to say this.... Soyinka is wailing..... He brought this wailing upon himself....



The other time, an interviewer asked him a question on Buhari's administration and he waved it off...So why is he speaking up now?




He was looking for a ministerial appointment.....And so he stood by Tinubu to oust GEJ......




Happy Wailing to the repented Zombie....


Also, the hate they gave GEJ, makes them even grow below his standard.....
Car Talk › Re: Car Battery Exploded And Almost Took My Car With It by yanabasee(m): 11:07am On Jan 10, 2021
Are you a mechanical engineer??



I'd like to know how to fix my car by myself oh... really, I see and admire that, whether you are rich or poor...



And thank God that there wasn't much casualties....
Romance › Re: Please I Need Help Guys. by yanabasee(m): 1:34pm On Jan 09, 2021
Whenever you are on top of a woman.... Always try as much as possible to avoid putting your mind on the sex....But rather drag your mind into something else....


Don't lose too much focus....Play with it... Think about your dirty boxers, or your useless boss at work, or your mother or jesus christ....But ensure that you make sounds...the sex sound so she will get taken away....




But think something....
Politics › Re: [LIVE UPDATE] Obaseki Cert Forgery: Judge Arrives, Set To Deliver Judgement by yanabasee(m): 1:17pm On Jan 09, 2021
The acid pourer doesn't have a chance.....


I knew that, after the winning.....Ishiomole will likely use Obaseki's credentials to fight him, which was his original intentions from the onset and was what he used to disqualify him....


Godwin Obaseki is the people's choice and Edo is solidly behind him...



Tinubu had given up on this, I expected Ishiomole to follow suit....
Romance › Re: Is It Ok For Ladies To Twerk In Church? (video) by yanabasee(m): 1:11pm On Jan 09, 2021
All those cherubim churches..... Their ladies the twerk in a steady.....



I can imagine their guys...... Night service like this, condom go full everywhere....
Romance › Re: Never Send Your Nudes To Man - Reno Omokri Warns Ladies by yanabasee(m): 1:08pm On Jan 09, 2021
Had a girlfriend that usually give out nudes to guys free if charge....


It was a terrible situation....


Asked her if those nudes get back at her in the future, will she claimed that she was a kid and naive? Coz she was doing that to get famous at all cost....



Till date, she's a local feminist activist, trying to mobilize girls against handsome dudes......
Celebrities › Re: CEO Of Mavin Record Label Don Jazzy Enjoys His Weekend While Shaking His Bum Bum by yanabasee(m): 1:05pm On Jan 09, 2021
Somebody is shaking his bum bum and it becomes a news.....

21st Century.....Is this what we are to expect?
Politics › Re: Ogun: Unauthorised Flyover Bridge In Omo Forest by yanabasee(m):
Why destroy it...

why not make better use of it and probably arrest the people involved?



Why are we good at wasting resources like this?


Modified*************



For those people quoting me....




We blacks barely use our senses....


A visionary leader will make something reasonable from it....


Someone said the foundation of the bridge might not be solid...Yes, but rather than destroying it, renovate it to a better standard and reduce the cost....


Make the place a tourism centre or something... Then have someone publish a touching story about the reserve...
Celebrities › Re: “honorable Deji” Trends After Bobrisky Mentioned The Name While Teaching Ladies by yanabasee(m): 11:13am On Jan 08, 2021
We should stop giving this misfit human the attention he's seeking....
Nairaland General › Re: Man In Kano Opens A Business With Money Meant For Buying Iphone For Himself by yanabasee(m): 11:11am On Jan 08, 2021
Nigeria will be great if we all begin to have this sort of mentality..... Especially, when it has to do with promoting local contents and branding it to meet int'l standards....



Chinese dishes weren't international, some years back, but because they raise the standard and promote their local dishes, today, chinese foods are classified as high standard demands.....
Politics › Re: After Alot Of Motorcycles Have Been Impounded, Look At What Ortom Has To Say by yanabasee(m): 11:07am On Jan 08, 2021
Ok
Politics › Re: Ebonyi PDP Petitions CJ, Alleges Frustration Of Appeal by yanabasee(m): 10:51am On Jan 08, 2021
God help Umahi.... He's a big fool....

Fighting the party that gave him the platform that he's enjoying today....
Politics › Re: Bello Isa Bayero Is Dead by yanabasee(m): 10:43am On Jan 08, 2021
What about the money he stole??
Celebrities › Re: Fans React After Nengi Said Her Body Need Rest, But Pocket Needs Money by yanabasee(m): 10:41am On Jan 08, 2021
I really don't like her and I don't care if she gets to know that I exist and hates her or not...
Politics › Re: The Life Span Of Nigeria Is Less Than 10years. Jakpa If You Have Your Way by yanabasee(m): 10:39am On Jan 08, 2021
heniford2:
then we will be king herecheesy
See you....Before you make am, them for don kill you teh teh....


Either police will shoot you by accidental discharge or armed robber go kill you for your own house or petrol tanker go don fall for your head as you want cross road... Or aboki weh the do okada go just carry go fall inside gutter break your head, then you go hospital, as them open your brain wan operate you, nepa go don take light and Nigeria breeze go blow enter your brain turn you mental...



This country no be am....You should be making serious consideration, to jakpa!
Crime › Re: Man Brags After Allegedly Assaulting His Girlfriend Over N5k In Ogun. VIDEO by yanabasee(m): 10:34am On Jan 08, 2021
I will never encourage cohabitation.....



Although, if bride price was affordable, many men wouldn't be this stupid to cohabit with a woman they don't truly love....


There's no respect, she's living with him... Giving him the boldness to treat her like a trash.
Romance › Re: Allow Our Boy Friends To 'chop Us' When They Visit — Female Prisoners Beg Govt by yanabasee(m): 10:28am On Jan 08, 2021
Well......



Those prison officers the always chop them na....to keep their púnani greesed......
Family › Re: My 11 Months Old Daughter Is Not Crawling Yet. by yanabasee(m): 10:26am On Jan 08, 2021
It's a common practice from where I come from that of a mother that is breastfeeding her baby goes out to have sex with another man at any given time, the baby will likely not walk for a long time or for a life time.....


But that is just fetish......



Try using baby toys to have the baby want to have a touch of it and then you shift it to the front and keep doing that to see how the baby progresses in making steps....


This usually happens if the baby is your first child....
Romance › Re: Arewa Women Setting Their V¶gina On Fire; The Northern Practice — Dr Zainab by yanabasee(m): 10:21am On Jan 08, 2021
They tried to portray the wearing of hijab as a saintly behavior..... Their ladies hide under those hijab to be doing nonsense.....
Romance › Re: Gayhood:why Most Men Prefer To Be Gays Than To Have Sex With Women And Ladies. by yanabasee(m): 10:19am On Jan 08, 2021
Men are not born gays..... Get sense..... How will you possibly assume that men are born gays?


And who told you that men don't want to spend on women?


Who even have birth to you?


How to did you come to a conclusion that a man's anus doesn't smell? A shit hole? Poo?

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