₦airaland Forum

seunny4lif:
Reporting for duty

DrGraveYardz:
Could you point out anywhere where Patience Jonathan's name was mentioned? Do you see the Jonathans in your sleep? Because you are from the zone B ward doesn't mean you should not respect your fellow Nigerians living in other zones irrespective of party affiliations. Let the Jonathans be! You ought to present fact that shows why people living in zone B like you are praising this government while the masses can not!

conductor66:
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This one only knows how to post boring memes everywhere and nobody even replies or quotes him because they don't take him serious.

Oya let me patronize you small.

otitokoroleti:
His name is Sir Ahmadu Bello with his northernization policy & it has remained like that till now.
The nonsense northernization agenda is what destroyed Nigeria till now.

The earlier we go our separate ways the better.

DIKEnaWAR:
How can the wife of a former Governor of Lagos state live in that kind of house?

Is it that her husband did not loot like Tinubu during his time or the son is not looking after her well?

Avatarone:
Na so dem dey do for ambassador? Issorait. Make I show you de kind parade wey I go request when dem make me local govt chairman for my town....

simplyhonest:
age is just a number...

Foxyn:
but you seem to be an idiot for quoting my whole post

in Jesus voice - what manner of a man are you?

Foxyn:
my good people .. hmm

my old time side chic is coming over to my place next week Tuesday..

and she coming means more of sex..

I lied to my girlfriend today that I will be travelling this coming monday and she shouldn't bother checking on me ..

so that I will have time to service this new visitor
well .

but the problem now is the fact that this my side chick has a very wide & deep pusi in which I don't really fancy

pusi dey like say na 9 prick dey enter am

last time I asked her why the tin wide like that
she talk say na me be the major contributor wey make am dey as e dey ..

though I know very well that she has been fackin with gods with bigger prick than mine

our last sexual intercourse didn't end well because of her wide pusi..

I couldn't even feel the walls of the damn pusi

this made me think I have a small prick not until I was convinced by the second girl I straf who told me that my prick can win an award if I was to compete for the biggest prick in Nigeria


well, that's not the case .
since this old time chic is coming over, I'm thinking of fackin her pusi with a very big, smooth and priçk-like log of wood ..

I thought of using cucumber, but I'm afraid it might break inside

since she thinks she can be punishing me with wide pusi, I want to show her that something can still penetrate there and she will feel it.

please my good people, I need your say on this issue I'm having at hand..

which will you prefer I use to tear her goddamn pusi..

- log of wood, cucumber or should I use my prick and tear her asshole?


help pls