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I am sure they would name the child 'plant'.
Since the dad is seed.

We are gradually getting there.

We would also sweep Borno,Sokoto and Ebonyi due to hold next week.

By November,we would sweep Taraba,Kwara and Ogun.

Peace.....#Team 2019

Stakekay1:
Fed .Ministries dont pay well just a little above 50k,some with no allowance at all.
I think the disparity in pay between parastals and ministies should be looked into.

Okay.

Zico0:
Please what is the full meaning of PENCOM, NIMASA AND TETFUND.

PENCOM: national pension commission AKA pencom

Nimasa: nigerian maritime administration and safety agency

Tetfund : tetiary education trust fund

Other related acronyms

GEJ : goodluck ebele jonathan
GMB: general muhammadu buhari
FFK: femi fani kayode
BAT: bola ahmed tinubu
DICK: digital insertion computerised kit

Hys: hope your satisfied.
BYE.....if you dont know dis one....the witch wey swear for you for village na only if gMB win for 2015 na him she go stop.....

Krak:
What work do you do for a living?

He is an actor on nairaland series.....

He plays thr role of FFK and sometimes KFF...

I thought ebola had been eradicated from nigeria?

Maybe she has seen the only 'cow' in that 'farm' that your boxers is covering and it isn't big enough to raise cattle in future.
Guy,she is speaking in parables.....

#peace.....team 2019!

When buying, look closesly at the the drawing on the can, some have 2 fish drawn on the body and others have 3 drawn.
The number of fish inside Depends on what you select.

Good luck next time.

emusmith:
Sorry! In NL, we correct for a living. It is Guarantee Trust Bank, abbreviated GTBank...
I'm sure you're single. Married folks are humbled by their spouse's correction.

Sorry to correct you.
It is GuarantY Trust Bank, not Guarantee. ...
Pls refer to the branches and website.
Many thanks

She doesnt mean N10mm for stage show....its for 'her show'.
The lagos , port and abuja big boys who Have personally 'attended her show' understand the charge.

peace....#team2019

Hippopotamus is sometimes wrongly spelt as : patience jonathan....

Peace....#team2019

yaqub07: Those that live with jealousy will live with misery.He has forgotten when 19 was greater 23 or so what a pity!

Uncle sorry to disturb , bit did you mean to say 16 greater than 19?
Abi the new states don dey on board already (23+19=42).

Jang ! Jang! Jang!..the trio of tallen, dariye and jerry noy are sharks and only wish to devour the state's resources. ....
Abeg have nothing to do with them in the intesrest of we, the plateau citizens

On the one hand I have never viewed APC as any different from PDP in terms of ideology.

Nigerians are highly emotional and can have their voting decisions swayed by flimsy and grandstanding acts by politicians, which may end up as bad choices.
On the other hand, me think GMB is too old to contend with modern day democratic and development needs of the present generation.

He should just keep to his words he made at the outcome of the 2011 elections supreme court judgement never to contest in future elections.
He should play from the background and offer relevant statemanship advices.
We may just, afterall, take his shed tears back then as the proverbial crocodile tears.


Peace.....#team2019.

I dont want to tell you one now and my oga at the top would tell you another.....
But from investigations , its about N123.....thats all

Abeg when would they start collecting C.V. for recruitment into the federal executive council.
At least there would be 6 ministerial vacancies if I got the OP right. .....

Giringory
Clarus
Zebrodaya
Ovularia
Jegede shokoya
Naati
Ebele
Sambo
Lai
Eye tea ku

Ati be be lo.......

Fellow muslims, why are we always been hired to do wrong to our brethen.

From the middle east to sub saharan Africa: Borno to Yobe, Adamawa to plateau, Kaduna, Nasarawa.....? We kill, maim and destroy ourselves and by extention, others.

Why do we act as merchants of death and destruction.

Paradise is made for those who make paradise for others while on earth.....

You cant purchase Aljannah with grief and sorrow to others...


Haba!!!!!!!

Now I fully understand why I always got flogged by my dad after every school term those days. ....abi na only me no understand wetin O.P write?

Gen. Ibrahim Babangida in an interview marking Gen. Benjamin Adekunle's (black scorpion) 65th birthday in abeokuta jokingly said, and I quote:

'Black scorpion, you are legendary and a war hero.
The year you die, most of us would follow you....'

Please always make good prayers for yourselves.....now IBB's hospitalized.

Ladies and gentlemen .....what did I tell you in my last thread comment

Peace...#team2019......

killzone: LG has decided to take its marketing game to the next level. So much so that it has set a new Guinnes World Record for the largest outdoor advertising structure ever.



The advertising campaign in question is for the LG G3 and the billboard the company has built is in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. It is 240 meters wide and 12 meters high taking a total space of 3,000 square meters. Unconfirmed information suggests LG has used 1,800 tons of steel to build it.

But it’s well worth it, as the company claims 20 million people who travel each year to the King Khalid International Airport, which the billboard is next to, will see it. According to LG’s estimates, this will bring in $25 million in annual revenue.

And here’s how the structure looks at night.

Alhamdulillah. ....!

BodyKiss: You're a very stvpid being.

Dear customer,

Your comment with reference no.: Bodykiss1 was not delivered to the intended recipient,kindly resend.

If you still experience delivery failures,please visit the nearest transformer and give it a BIG HUG...


PEACE......#TEAM2019

Wow....this man is a real prophet!
Last year, he predicted that men of God would experience hard times this year.....

1. CHRIS OYAKHILOME...wifey wahala
2.ORITSEJEIFOR....Private jet gbese
3. Joshua.....collapsing things
4.Shekau....eminent defeat by nigerian army
5. Modu Sheriff. ..boko collabo
6. Ihejirika....boko collabo 2.


Anyways ....R.I.P to the dead.

#team2019.....peace!!!!!

Scientifically, people with high I.Q literally have the brains boiling due to so much metabollic work used in thinking.
Thus the vapour from the boiling brain is either released through the eyes, skin or ears.
These vapour causes mist in the eyes, which hampers their clear sight and thus a need for glasses to correct enable proper sight.
In other climes, the effect on the ears and skin could be corrected through the use of 'beats by dre' special enhancers or petroleum jelly by unilever....
If at this point you are still reading my comment.....you need Jesus in your life!!!!!!



Team 2019....peace !!!!!!

Chinaimporter: [size=18pt]I love this country so much every day is a drama. Whenever i a bored of sitting on my japanese peacock feather couch in my ikoyi waterfront mansion watching luciano pavaroti and ivete sangalo on my 100 inches maximuim defination samsung tv sipping a double xo richelieu cognac,wearing my cool hugo boss cashmere sweater and on my laps sits my 19 yrs old mixed race(multiple cocktail),hour glassed shaped barbadian beauty, i just get into my pegusas italy built luxury yacht and read nigerian newspapers just to laugh and wonder at the life of the poor men and women of nigeria who work for a living because there pappas never made it.[/size]

Wake up its Tuesday,september 16.!

Oga Lie Mohammed, Nigerians also want to know what Ali Modu Sheriff has been doing as a BOT member of APC before his decision to move to PDP.
Your hypocrisy stinks to high heavens!

T.B joshua made mention of this In his last prophesy few days ago.
But on the same day, just as he was about to pronounce the day, what occasion and who would be involved, a part of his own 'empire' collapsed. And he couldn't complete the sentence.

clemz88: I never knew u had a high I.Q and u are reasoning like an ingrate that never went to school ,thats even if u attended one.
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ILLITRATE

Two pieces of advice:

1. Buy and USE (emphasis) a phone that has an auto word spelling check....

2. Abeg which university dey organise adult education?
You need to learn how to spell words.

Now; Back off !!! Or I'd let the dogs out.....

clemz88: ask ur self cos I guess u must be a cow. Better fear God n stop critisizg

Its a pleasure finally communicating with a low I.Q individual.
Pray, where can I meet a dumbo....seems you are within range

#team2019