₦airaland Forum

osram:
useless pple..............keep sellin ur. Rights to hausa-fulani

The last time they sold it to the Ijaws and the didn't get the fish as promised.

Now they are selling to the Fulanis, perhaps dem got get cow meat.

In the meanwhile....Jonah Jang of Plateau for Senate until NEPA brings light in my Maitama estate!!!!

lalasticlala:
http://thecallng.com/2015/03/youth-set-ablaze-pdp-leaders-house/

These riff riffs have started again.
You can't build a house,yet you take pleasure in razing one down.

The community leaders should be immediately arrested until they produce the dundies that carried out this despicable act.

In the meanwhile....sai baba, till patience Jonathan can speak fluently like pastor chris okotie.
..!

Oo

Firmjudge:
Core northern state.?

No sir its not a core northern state but a MD state and not mostly muslims its almost evenly divided ask those who stay in the state qoute me if i am lieng..

David Umar has been winning talba since there battle @ governoship level over the years, but trust PDP.
Talba aliyu is a sokoto man claiming Niger state and claiming to be a GBARI man for that matter yet he does not understand same he has been sent back to sokoto.

Its as simple as ABC.

The original founders and elderstatemen of APC In Niger state is David Umar and co.

He has spent over 10years moving from ANPP - CPC now to APC the guy is eating the fruit of his labour.

lastly the state is too mixed up with families having siblins from the opposite religion so no time for SH*T
So no religious painting involved.

Please use water to wake this guy up.
If he doesn't, pepper could be tried or garlic.
He's talking trash from his sleep.
If you have no idea of a place or issue,just be honorable enough to talk less and post nothing!!!

No need to reply me,i know you don't have my time or wouldn't want to glorify my post.

The people have spoken so just keep shut.

Meanwhile GEJ till......change is for real!!!!

Alhamdulillahi...!!!!!!

naijarunsgirl:
As wealth is important to people, so is health. A healthy man is a potential healthy man. There are many things we take for granted which add more problem to our healthy life.

Follow them below

1 – DON’T SLEEP WITH WATCH. Watch can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a longtime, it might have adverse effects on your health.

2 – DON’T SLEEP WITH BRA. Scientist in America have discovered those who wear bras for more dan 12hours have a high risk of getting braest cancer. So go to bed without it.

3 – DON’T SLEEP WITH PHONE. Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged. Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put the phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical items including mobile phones and television sets emit magnetic waves when used. These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system. Therefore if you need to put your mobile phone near you, switch it off first.

4 – DON’T SLEEP WITH MAKE – UP. People who sleep with make-up might have skin problems in the long run. Sleeping with make-up will cause the skin to have difficulty in breathing and problem in perspiring. You will also need a much longer time to go into deep sleep. Lastly & Most important

5- DONT SLEEP WITH PANT ON- To get fresh and odourless private part, you are to go to bed pant-less for free access of fresh breeze to that area. this will enhance your sleeping comfort
6 – DON’T SLEEP WITH OTHER PEOPLE’S WIVES OR HUSBANDS. Most people are of the opinion that one may never wake up again; and if this happens?? DISGRACE AWAITS, i mean, one will not like to be picked up dead, by loved ones from such a place to tha Morgue!

I hope you gained something and ready to follow these rules.
Source

For guys, don't sleep with tight pants on, use a large boxers. This would enable your **** move freely at night and prevent cancer of the b*lls....

giles14:
frm apc wot a big lie. wen it was raised in the National assembly. does northerns and der stupid apc party opposed it. n now der are now using it a campaign strategy

Oga no kee yasef wit wetin oga O.P write na.
Na joke him dey joke,you com carry am for head like dada wey dey bob Marley head.
But onkul ehn,dis ya English sef, e get as e be o...

eistien:
The creditors...they always buy on credit

It's more like, the 'debtors' because they buy on 'credit'.....

Yes,
We arrested him and are taking down useful statements from him.

An official statement would be released concerning his plans to rig the election and our efforts to ascertain his source of wealth.

It simply signifies...'till death do us part'

I saw a cake in a marriage ceremony in France made in form of a feotus....
Na plenty pickin dem want be dat!

joshua8016:
WOW! Huge crowd at APC Rally in
Oregon, USA. As Obama introduces GMB, he says "Brooms Up,

source++https://mobile.twitter.com/MrAyeDee/status/561568658280153089

This is Oregun na....

I guess it is our wings....as per se we be angels na!

Abeg,who be the winner....

helphelp:
I've been wondering what to do with my wife's placenta since it will be given to me(so I heard) after she delivers.

I will appreciate your kind advices.

I've heard some bury it

Some cook and eat

Some just dispose

Waiting on your responses

In my village, we plant it in the farm,it germinates and nine months later we harvest a new born baby!

siraj1402:
Former Governor of Central Bank, Mallam Lamido Sanusi has declared that his title is no longer Emir of Kano but Sarkin of Kano.
He said his name was now HRH Mohammadu Sanusi 11 and not Lamido Sanusi.
The Sarkin Kano spoke in Auchi, headquarters of Estako West Local Government area of Edo State at the closing ceremony of the 29th National Quranic recitation.
Sanusi said Boko Haram insurgents succeeded to spread to other parts of the country because the Federal Government was weak.

http://thenationonlineng.net/new/now-sarkin-not-emir-kano/

If you like sef, be the mayor or chaplain of kano!!!

mamajohn:
I found this very funny. I drove to Oja-Oba in Akure this evening to buy some stuffs only to find out that the expansive Democracy Park that usually serve as Car Park to the Large market when no political activity is taking place there, is under lock and key. The place has hosted all political rallies in the state since it was built few years ago.
The giant gates leading to the park has been rolled up and padlocked with giant keys.
Confused about where to park my vehicle or make a u-turn in the ever crowded narrow road leading to the park, I came down from my Toyota 4 Runner truck to ask from people around why the gates were locked. To my amazement, I was informed that the state government locked the park to prevent GMB/APC from using it whenever their campaign train gets to Akure the Ondo State capital.
Isn't this funny? Is this democracy? The question in the mouth of the traders and users of the park is "will the closure of the park prevent them from voting GMB"? Someone even said GMB should come and hold his rally in the street of Akure if all the official places for such programmes are not released for his use. Recall that the Ondo State command of the Nigeria Police Force teargassed a tumultuous crowd participating in a pro-APC rally in Akure last week on the instruction of the governor, Is this how Dr Mimiko will get the one million votes he promised to give to GEJ in Ondo State? my comment on the attitude of the governor is that this time shall pass and when we remember this time, we shall think about the role of Dr Mimiko in stifling democracy in Nigeria. It took the assistance of a more experienced driver to help move my vehicle out of the artificial logjam created by the governor of Ondo State for political reasons. Well my PVC is kept in a very secured place where no one will dispossess me of it, it is going to give GEJ minus one vote from me, cheers!

What model of Toyota four runner did you get down from.
If you don't tell me the model then I believe you are hiding more information in the story build up as you are in the car model....

Shalom!!!!

My advise to you is to kindly avoid being No 12....
Shikena!!!!

Y u dey hold ur pikolo.
D masquerade dey tif d*ck ni?

stebell:
That is hw yu guys fail simple test. yu talk like yu are in US or UK. my guy dis is Naija.

And just as I was reading your comment,your whole sentence sounds like the garbage spoken by the inhabitants of downtown Manhattan.....

#Peace....

stebell:
CrackJones, it seems you are rejected by your fellow APC rodents.

and next tym it's Cheque not check.

Btw, it's GEJ till 2019. no stopping that.

Cramjones,

Please forgive the poster of this comment for he has never seen the borders of any other country. To the extent that he doesn't even read American books to know that the American spellings and some words are quite distinct from the 'A' for apple British stereotype education we went through.

Thanks, in anticipation.

stebell:
CrackJones, it seems you are rejected by your fellow APC rodents.

and next tym it's Cheque not check.

Btw, it's GEJ till 2019. no stopping that.

Cramjones,
Please forgive the poster of this comment for he has never seen the borders of any other country. To the extent that he doesn't even read American books to know that the American spellings and some words are quite distinct from the 'A' for apple British stereotype education we went through.

Thanks, in anticipation.

cramjones:
Sir, becausr I believe in the results you will bring, I humbly give a porton of my sweat from my own hardwork for this country. Go sir and win the elections for a better and progressive Nigeria. Merry Christmas!

-CramJones

Please sir,

Can I order for your arrest for breaking the electoral laws on campaign funding ceilings by an individual.
If no,my Boss Jonathan can start disbursing the N21Bn raised to us to start our ground work in earnest.

Many thanks sir, in anticipation

Wrist watches were made popular in the post industrial era of Europe in the 17th century( Madara,Guaiva ,1979).

However, a renown economist Ridi de Gualle of the industrial town of Renns in present day France and Patriarch of the Govou family,makers of the popular present day Quartz watches had only one hand,his right hand.

During bazaars and exhibitions showing the company's new wristwatch products,he always wore them on his right hand. People saw this as vogue. Our parents who studied in France imported the culture of wearing watches on the right hand rather than the left.

That just the simple truth....call me B*stard if there is a contrary report to this episode.

#peace!!!!

Joint ticket Wike/Ajumogobia to force that APC clown out of Rivers state for good.
Kalabari....my ancestral land!
How I miss thee..

karlmax2:
Quarter system prof.Bihari also told Nigerians that abacha never stole.if the prof is not a fool he would know that a Christian mean Christ like. If the prof is not a fool he would have told us the dictionary definination of stealing and corruption . no wonder we have so many ignorant and halfbaked graduates in Nigeria .when we have fools and illetrates as professors

At least we can recognize Bastards and appropriately call them as such based on their approvals.

Mr. Educated, kindly copy and paste your comment on Ms Word. If you don't see up to 3 errors in spelling, call me B*s....d....

And yet they came along with their brooms....

Go to the google play store and download to install the d*ck enlargement app.
If you are still unable to act, then you may suggest a panel beater to reshape and re size your wife's V to accommodate your midget m*nhood.....
Peace!!!!

seunowokade:
Very true my person, his poster are now everywhere here in oyo state. More than 30 bus full of Labour Party members just pass me by now...

I believe it completely.
More than 31 buses full of labourers union members just.......sorry my MB has finished.
BRB to complete the sentence.

Very simple:

Your account is in minus,debit,negative.

It's simply like the bank has given you a service you have not paid for.

So every month, you are charged interest,at the prevailing interest rate on that debit balance on your account.

How do you stop it:
Very easy. Ask from any branch of your bank what could have been the genesis of the initial deduction which has grown to this present figure.

Perhaps you opened a current account and requested a cheque book but never funded your account to cater for the cost,thus the bank charged you in anticipation of your funding the account when you want to use it.
The same goes if you requested and ATM card.

Pay in some hundreds above the debit balance and request that the account be closed if you have no need for such account or off you go! Begin to use the account.

Abi no be you sign form come give them passport and other info...?

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bangiskings:
who was declared in plateau

I just felt it was patriotic of me to also comment in this interesting thread,whether or not I am a Nigerian.
In france, once you make a post or comment, it is the duty of the reader to research, rather than ask any further question.

chuks01:
pls elaborate

Dunno....just saw people commenting and I thought it'l be nice if I did also.

We usually behave as such in France. No offense meant.

He has been declared as the winner here in Plateau state. An interesting contest.

In kaduna state we are witnessing another close contest.
The both of them seem to have done a thorough homework.

He has been declared as the winner here in Plateau state. An interesting contest.

In kaduna state we are witnessing another close contest.
The both of them seem to have done a thorough homework.