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Here are five crazy things most couples fight about:

1. Food

Maybe it’s because we need it to survive or maybe it’s because we’ve grown accustomed to certain tastes. Whatever it is, food is the trigger on the relationship AK-47. BANG! One second we’re happily discussing little Jimmy’s math meet and the next “DID YOU EAT MY ICE CREAM?” shoots from our pie hole and we’re instantly on the attack. If you’ve ever hidden Twinkies on the top rack of a broken dishwasher or performed a satanic ritual meant to keep your better half’s hands off your box of leftovers, you… have relationship food aggression.





2. Furniture

It’s hard to believe, but a corner hutch or an old man’s TV tray can inspire the latest episode of Snapped. Rearranging the garage, furnishing a house with in-law hand-me-downs, or using a lap table as a utility workbench in the middle of the living room can set the stage for huge so happy together (not) meltdowns.


3. Vacations

Whoever said vacations are a time to rest and relax has obviously never gone on vacation as a couple. Hell, no. From agreeing on where to go to squabbling over when to book the trip, vacations nearly kill some relationships. Add in a Drunken Dutchman with full Speedo exposure or lack of vacation insurance during an unexpected hurricane in paradise… you get the picture. You’ll need a vacation after the vacation. Or a good lawyer.


4. The Internet

All is fine in love until you discover “college b**bs” in the search history of your browser. Before jumping to conclusions or making assumptions, talk to your loved one and ask what they were smoking. Did they mean to search for young, firm boobies? Or were they on the hunt for college books? The Internet is a virtual playground, but sometimes there is a simple explanation for the snarky reply all email



5. Assumptions

You know that old saying “to assume makes an a*s out of you and me?” Oh, honey, it’s true. When we let our imaginations fly, we get ourselves into all sorts of trouble. a*s-umptions and miscommunication are at the root of most relationship quarrels. You can’t really assume that your partner knows how you feel or what you want. Even when they’re looking directly at you, don’t assume they’re listening. So you asked them to pick up a gallon of milk and maxi pads. They came back with a case of beer and Post-it Notes. At least you can jot down your next request and stick it to their forehead. When in doubt, speak up or forever hold your peace.

Culled From: http://.com/2014/11/11/5-crazy-things-couples-fight/

Here are five crazy things most couples fight about:

1. Food

Maybe it’s because we need it to survive or maybe it’s because we’ve grown accustomed to certain tastes. Whatever it is, food is the trigger on the relationship AK-47. BANG! One second we’re happily discussing little Jimmy’s math meet and the next “DID YOU EAT MY ICE CREAM?” shoots from our pie hole and we’re instantly on the attack. If you’ve ever hidden Twinkies on the top rack of a broken dishwasher or performed a satanic ritual meant to keep your better half’s hands off your box of leftovers, you… have relationship food aggression.





2. Furniture

It’s hard to believe, but a corner hutch or an old man’s TV tray can inspire the latest episode of Snapped. Rearranging the garage, furnishing a house with in-law hand-me-downs, or using a lap table as a utility workbench in the middle of the living room can set the stage for huge so happy together (not) meltdowns.


3. Vacations

Whoever said vacations are a time to rest and relax has obviously never gone on vacation as a couple. Hell, no. From agreeing on where to go to squabbling over when to book the trip, vacations nearly kill some relationships. Add in a Drunken Dutchman with full Speedo exposure or lack of vacation insurance during an unexpected hurricane in paradise… you get the picture. You’ll need a vacation after the vacation. Or a good lawyer.


4. The Internet

All is fine in love until you discover “college b**bs” in the search history of your browser. Before jumping to conclusions or making assumptions, talk to your loved one and ask what they were smoking. Did they mean to search for young, firm boobies? Or were they on the hunt for college books? The Internet is a virtual playground, but sometimes there is a simple explanation for the snarky reply all email



5. Assumptions

You know that old saying “to assume makes an a*s out of you and me?” Oh, honey, it’s true. When we let our imaginations fly, we get ourselves into all sorts of trouble. a*s-umptions and miscommunication are at the root of most relationship quarrels. You can’t really assume that your partner knows how you feel or what you want. Even when they’re looking directly at you, don’t assume they’re listening. So you asked them to pick up a gallon of milk and maxi pads. They came back with a case of beer and Post-it Notes. At least you can jot down your next request and stick it to their forehead. When in doubt, speak up or forever hold your peace.

Culled From: http://.com/2014/11/11/5-crazy-things-couples-fight/

Here are five crazy things most couples fight about:

1. Food

Maybe it’s because we need it to survive or maybe it’s because we’ve grown accustomed to certain tastes. Whatever it is, food is the trigger on the relationship AK-47. BANG! One second we’re happily discussing little Jimmy’s math meet and the next “DID YOU EAT MY ICE CREAM?” shoots from our pie hole and we’re instantly on the attack. If you’ve ever hidden Twinkies on the top rack of a broken dishwasher or performed a satanic ritual meant to keep your better half’s hands off your box of leftovers, you… have relationship food aggression.





2. Furniture

It’s hard to believe, but a corner hutch or an old man’s TV tray can inspire the latest episode of Snapped. Rearranging the garage, furnishing a house with in-law hand-me-downs, or using a lap table as a utility workbench in the middle of the living room can set the stage for huge so happy together (not) meltdowns.


3. Vacations

Whoever said vacations are a time to rest and relax has obviously never gone on vacation as a couple. Hell, no. From agreeing on where to go to squabbling over when to book the trip, vacations nearly kill some relationships. Add in a Drunken Dutchman with full Speedo exposure or lack of vacation insurance during an unexpected hurricane in paradise… you get the picture. You’ll need a vacation after the vacation. Or a good lawyer.


4. The Internet

All is fine in love until you discover “college b**bs” in the search history of your browser. Before jumping to conclusions or making assumptions, talk to your loved one and ask what they were smoking. Did they mean to search for young, firm boobies? Or were they on the hunt for college books? The Internet is a virtual playground, but sometimes there is a simple explanation for the snarky reply all email



5. Assumptions

You know that old saying “to assume makes an a*s out of you and me?” Oh, honey, it’s true. When we let our imaginations fly, we get ourselves into all sorts of trouble. a*s-umptions and miscommunication are at the root of most relationship quarrels. You can’t really assume that your partner knows how you feel or what you want. Even when they’re looking directly at you, don’t assume they’re listening. So you asked them to pick up a gallon of milk and maxi pads. They came back with a case of beer and Post-it Notes. At least you can jot down your next request and stick it to their forehead. When in doubt, speak up or forever hold your peace.

Culled From: http://.com/2014/11/11/5-crazy-things-couples-fight/

Here are five crazy things most couples fight about:

1. Food

Maybe it’s because we need it to survive or maybe it’s because we’ve grown accustomed to certain tastes. Whatever it is, food is the trigger on the relationship AK-47. BANG! One second we’re happily discussing little Jimmy’s math meet and the next “DID YOU EAT MY ICE CREAM?” shoots from our pie hole and we’re instantly on the attack. If you’ve ever hidden Twinkies on the top rack of a broken dishwasher or performed a satanic ritual meant to keep your better half’s hands off your box of leftovers, you… have relationship food aggression.





2. Furniture

It’s hard to believe, but a corner hutch or an old man’s TV tray can inspire the latest episode of Snapped. Rearranging the garage, furnishing a house with in-law hand-me-downs, or using a lap table as a utility workbench in the middle of the living room can set the stage for huge so happy together (not) meltdowns.


3. Vacations

Whoever said vacations are a time to rest and relax has obviously never gone on vacation as a couple. Hell, no. From agreeing on where to go to squabbling over when to book the trip, vacations nearly kill some relationships. Add in a Drunken Dutchman with full Speedo exposure or lack of vacation insurance during an unexpected hurricane in paradise… you get the picture. You’ll need a vacation after the vacation. Or a good lawyer.


4. The Internet

All is fine in love until you discover “college b**bs” in the search history of your browser. Before jumping to conclusions or making assumptions, talk to your loved one and ask what they were smoking. Did they mean to search for young, firm boobies? Or were they on the hunt for college books? The Internet is a virtual playground, but sometimes there is a simple explanation for the snarky reply all email



5. Assumptions

You know that old saying “to assume makes an a*s out of you and me?” Oh, honey, it’s true. When we let our imaginations fly, we get ourselves into all sorts of trouble. a*s-umptions and miscommunication are at the root of most relationship quarrels. You can’t really assume that your partner knows how you feel or what you want. Even when they’re looking directly at you, don’t assume they’re listening. So you asked them to pick up a gallon of milk and maxi pads. They came back with a case of beer and Post-it Notes. At least you can jot down your next request and stick it to their forehead. When in doubt, speak up or forever hold your peace.

Culled From: http://.com/2014/11/11/5-crazy-things-couples-fight/

Akpos walked into a hotel
and ordered


Jollof rice and meat.
He finished eating his food and
was eating his meat when he
suddenly shouted and called for the manager.


Manager: Sir, what's the problem?.




Akpos: The meat you people gave me is very hard.
Manager: But sir our meats are well
cooked. There is no way it will be hard.



Akpos: Okay. Eat it yourself and
tell me how it is.
Manager: [Eating the meat] But sir
this meat is very
soft. I don't know why you are complaining.



Akpos: Why won't it be soft? Do
you know how


long I have been chewing it?.

AKPOS IN A MATHEMATIC CLASS

TO SOLVE A QUESTION¤¤

In a mathematics class, the
teacher wrote on the


blackboard
8xy+3gy-14(18/3)=3g-7yx
Then he called little Akpos and


said “Please Akpos come and solve this little problem for
us”
Gladly and quickly, Akpos walked


to the blackboard, took the duster
and
wiped the whole blackboard clean..


Then he turns to the teacher
and says, ”The problem is solved
and disappear sir.

Welcome
,


Teacher said; The 1st person to
answer my question
will go home early.
Akpos Threw His Bag Outside.


Teacher asked; Whose bag is that?.


Akpos answered; It's mine. Bye!


One word for Akpos.


A girl in her sleep was dreaming. She dreamt dat she was engaged on


feb 14th. Still in
her sleep, she was getting married
to d same lucky


man. After d wedding, she became
pregnant and was rushed 2 d delivery room and d
nurse ask her 2 push.
She pushed and delivered a baby
BOY, but d nurse told


her it was still remaining, she
pushed and delivered d second baby Girl, and she was told it
was still
remaining another baby. As she
was trying to push d
third baby out, her room mate
shouted "Justina wake up! U don shit for bed ooooooh".

AKPOS was kissing a girl when...





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With more women becoming successful on their own terms, it’s easy to get caught up in the definition of Ne-Yo’s “Independent Woman” and forget how to be in a healthy relationship with a man. I grew up not really understanding the male ego or how to deal with it.



Relationships were just not something we talked about in my home, so I had to make it up as I went. The problem was, I was so used to depending
on myself and finding success on my own, that even when I got married,

I didn’t know how to let my guard down and let my man be the man. Ladies, if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that men really do want to be our heroes. That’s why when we just want a listening ear for our problems, they immediately jump into problem solving mode. They just want to fix it and let us know, in the process, that we can depend on them. But there are still so many of us who don’t know how to let our men be the man in a relationship.

We’re so afraid of depending on that person because we’ve been let down by so many others in the past, it’s easier to keep our walls up and avoid the true vulnerability successful relationships require.


They say hindsight is 20/20. And in hindsight, I’ve come to realize that I often didn’t let my man be the man in past relationships. I was too busy trying to prove just how strong I could be with or without him. Little did I realize that every time I proved how little I needed him, I pushed him further away. If you want to keep your relationship in tact, here are three things you should never do to your mate in public (or private):

1. Embarrass

When you put his business out on the street like that, you show that he can’t trust you. Did the world really need to know that he still leaves the toilet seat up? Or that he failed at something that was really important to him? When you embarrass him in public, it only shows your insecurities. You shouldn’t have to embarrass your mate to feel better about yourself.


2. Ignore

A man needs to know that his woman’s got his back. Loyalty is really important to men. So when you ignore him in public because you’re trying to prove your point, you’re doing more damage to your relationship than you realize. To him you’re being disloyal and letting him know just how little you respect him. To the rest of the world, you’re letting them in on issues that should really just stay between the two of you.


3. Emasculate

Men’s egos are so much more fragile than we think. Despite how times have changed and many women are earning more money, men still want to feel like they’re running things. They want to feel like the king of your castle. But if you’re more concerned with reminding him every chance you get that you earn more, do more, and have more than he does, then what do you need him for? No one wants to be around someone who makes them feel small.


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The most successful relationships I’ve seen are ones where there is mutual respect, vulnerability and interdependence. It’s a two-way street. If you’re so afraid of letting your guard down for fear of getting hurt, maybe you should re-evaluate whether you’re really ready for a relationship. If you’re married, then this is a good time to do some soul searching and determine what you need to work on in order to improve how you communicate with your mate. Either way, the last thing you want to do is push away someone who cares about you by engaging in behavior that exposes your insecurities more than it does the other person’s inabilities. Take the time to learn to love all of you, so you can then show that same love and respect to your man.

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After completing her 4th form, she was sent by her parents to go live with her brother in his one room apartment as she awaits going to college.

Being that he was the only guy she knew, she was so close and so free with her brother and often times they fooled around. They slept on same bed/couch watching movies or playing video games together till midnight.

They change cloths in the presence of each other and sometimes while watching soaps she imagines romantic things in her mind with her brother.

One fateful weekend, they were watching TV after he came back from work and he soon fell asleep. She then asked him to put his head on her lap. She was later bored with the movie and decided to be naughty. She put her hands inside his trousers and started playing with his manhood assuring herself that she was in control and nothing was going to happen since it was a mere joke.

Things later got out of her hand as her brother pounced on her and they had s*x. According to her, it was a painful experience as it was her first time and it really hurt. Slapped back to reality, he stopped and she quickly ran to the bathroom to wash off the s*x.

He came to meet her in the bathroom and apolgised. He confessed it was also his first time. They both agreed not to tell anyone. Now, she is afraid of looking at him, she feels dirty and unworthy and is scared of being pregnant.

She also needs your support and words of encouragements. Please
drop your advice to her in order to let her face her brother or open up the secret with others.

Culled from : http://.com/2014/10/31/lost-virginity-older-brother-advice-18/

this one na serious matter, abeg,where you want go before?

After completing her 4th form, she was sent by her parents to go live with her brother in his one room apartment as she awaits going to college.

Being that he was the only guy she knew, she was so close and so free with her brother and often times they fooled around. They slept on same bed/couch watching movies or playing video games together till midnight.

They change cloths in the presence of each other and sometimes while watching soaps she imagines romantic things in her mind with her brother.

One fateful weekend, they were watching TV after he came back from work and he soon fell asleep. She then asked him to put his head on her lap. She was later bored with the movie and decided to be naughty. She put her hands inside his trousers and started playing with his manhood assuring herself that she was in control and nothing was going to happen since it was a mere joke.

Things later got out of her hand as her brother pounced on her and they had s*x. According to her, it was a painful experience as it was her first time and it really hurt. Slapped back to reality, he stopped and she quickly ran to the bathroom to wash off the s*x.

He came to meet her in the bathroom and apolgised. He confessed it was also his first time. They both agreed not to tell anyone. Now, she is afraid of looking at him, she feels dirty and unworthy and is scared of being pregnant.

She also needs your support and words of encouragements. Please
drop your advice to her in order to let her face her brother or open up the secret with others.

Culled from : http://.com/2014/10/31/lost-virginity-older-brother-advice-18/

nice one oga.

Better for them . Lols

They are all our brothers , nothing will happen to them in jesus name !

Akpan107:
then, you should come and vote him out!!!

i will vote for him o . That one is for sure

The man has won the election . Am sure for him .
He HAD my vote and that of my fiancé

pretydiva:
Biuriful

just viewing your spelling from a perspective !

mukina2:
my baby daddy will be back soon


see this one .. bless mata o . .or else

or else what ?

arsenal will win the match

Poznan:
Self-service is very UNNATURAL. Why do people engage in it? Sexual urge. For such gratification. Was sex ever meant to be satisfied by oneself? Never. One of the reasons God made the woman was for both the married man and the woman to find pleasure in sex. And you will quite agree that if you had the luxury of a female whenever u wanted it, u will not consider self-service as an option

i supports you

just the simple truth , i believe that since i SAW this man having self service at http://.com .its a pity lols

the greatest mistake your parents made is to give birth to you . Ass kid

nice for them

lols

SexyRihanna:
k sir

nice for you , you seems respectful

Nigeria don scored four goals ! Hurray! <dream>

SexyRihanna:
it has been a long time i heard from tiwa, lols. Time to pay her a visit

have you ever been to her show talkmore of seeing her ?