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Tech JobsReal World Programming - Talent Program by yearegods(op):
We're launching our talent pipeline program to build and identify talents to join us on a full-time or contract basis.

PROGRAM DETAILS
Training Slots: 19 only
Start Date: 11th May, 2026
Duration: 3 months
Schedule: Hybrid - 1 day On-Site, 2 days Online
Location: Partner Hub - Maryland, Lagos.
Certification And Training AdvertsC#.NET Talent Pipeline Program – Real Projects by yearegods(op):
We're launching our talent pipeline program to train and identify talents to join us on a full-time or contract basis.

This is not a generic training program. It's designed as an entry-point into a growing startup.

PROGRAM DETAILS
Training Slots: 19 only
Start Date: 11th May, 2026
Duration: 3 months
Schedule: Hybrid - 1 day On-Site, 2 days Online
Location: Partner Hub - Maryland, Lagos.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Sales & Partnerships Consultants Needed (commission-based Pilot) – ZHQ by yearegods(op): 9:56pm On Apr 02
michaelodafe:
Nice to see a clear post (and company details). For anyone considering commission-only roles, confirm these before you start:
- Commission % per deal + when it’s paid (on invoice? after payment?)
- Average deal size / typical sales cycle
- Do you provide leads or is it 100% self-sourced?
- What marketing/sales materials + product demo support will you provide?

OP: can you share the commission range + typical monthly earnings for someone hitting target in this 30-day pilot?
Thank you for your query.

I'll touch on each of the aforementioned/highlighted points as succinctly as possible and in a manner that ultimately answers your main query.

1. Commission
Commission is paid on approved business generated by the consultant and cash actually received by ZHQ.

Current pilot structure:

- 15% on the first paid Pilot MVP/first implementation sold by the consultant.

- 3% on qualifying expansion business from the same account within 6 months, where the consultant originated the account and remained materially involved.

2. Typical deal size/Sales cycle

For the current pilot focus, a standard first implementation/Pilot MVP is currently expected to sit around ₦3.0m–₦3.5m. Broader rollout, where applicable, would be quoted separately based on scope.

Because this is an early-stage commercial pilot, timelines will vary by prospect. The immediate goal of the 30-day pilot is to identify consultants who can open serious conversations, book meetings, and help move qualified prospects toward paid business or signed Letters of Interest (LOI).

4. Leads

At this stage, leads are primarily self-sourced. Consultants are expected to open or bring their own leads, though ZHQ may direct/point consultants to opportunities where appropriate.

5. Sales materials / support

ZHQ will provide:

- Approved company and product brief
- Approved messaging / positioning
- Pricing guidance
- Direct founder support for serious conversations

6. Expected monthly earnings

Since this is a new pilot, there is no historical monthly earnings benchmark yet, and I do not want to mislead anyone with inflated claims.

Earnings will depend on actual deals originated, progressed, and paid.

This opportunity is best suited to people who understand early-stage business development and are comfortable with a performance-based model.

I hope my responses help a bit. More information about this opportunity will be shared during our webinar with selected candidates.

In case you're considering this opportunity or know someone who should, here's the link again to apply and complete our quick intake assessment: https://tally.so/r/xXydLG
Jobs/VacanciesSales & Partnerships Consultants Needed (commission-based Pilot) – ZHQ by yearegods(op): 8:08am On Apr 02
ZHQ Technologies Ltd (RC8708270): https://zhqtechnologies.com is looking for Independent Sales & Partnerships Consultants to help introduce our business software solutions to retailers, pharmacy chains, distributors, buying teams, and brands in Nigeria.

Our work is focused on helping businesses improve:

Supplier onboarding

Product information digitization

Sales order capture and approval workflows

Opportunity structure

- 30-day pilot

- Commission-based

- Possible extension based on performance

- No salary

- No equity at this stage


We need people who can:

- Identify prospects

- Reach decision-makers

- Explain solutions clearly

- Generate meetings

- Follow up properly

- Help move prospects toward paid business


Good fit for:

- Independent sales consultants

- Business development professionals

- Partnerships consultants

- People with access to retailers, pharmacy chains, distributors, and growing businesses


Important

This is a serious performance-based opportunity. It is not for people looking for a passive role or casual affiliation.


Longer-term possibility

Strong performers may later be considered for longer-term opportunities within ZHQ, based on performance and company needs.


To apply

Please complete the application form here: https://tally.so/r/xXydLG

If you have any questions, feel free to leave them here and I'll do my best to respond as quickly as possible.

Travel5 Passport Photo Mistakes That Can Stress You During Online Application by yearegods(op):
Good day guys,

I’ve noticed that one small thing that causes avoidable issues during passport or visa applications is the passport photograph itself.

Many people assume any clear photo will work, but that’s not always true. Problems can come from wrong crop, wrong country-preset (e.g. US, UK, Shengen, etc.), rough background, low quality export, etc.

Some common mistakes are:

1. Cropping the face wrongly
The head ends up too big, too small, or badly positioned.

2. Using random editors that don’t guide passport-photo sizing properly
So the final result may look okay casually, but not be prepared in a proper passport-photo format.

3. Exporting a photo that looks fine on screen but poor when printed

4. A lot of people only check the phone or laptop view and forget the print result matters too.
Struggling to arrange multiple passport photos neatly on a sheet for printing.

5. Many people want a clean print-ready layout on A4 or other paper sizes, but end up wasting space or printing badly.
Doing the whole thing with tools that are stressful for a simple task. What should be a quick passport-photo prep turns into unnecessary trial and error.
BusinessRe: Want To Partner With A Software Guy? Get In Here! by yearegods(op): 11:37pm On Apr 16, 2024
muyico:
I never meet female programmer b4??
Sorry, Is this supposed to be a question?
BusinessRe: Want To Partner With A Software Guy? Get In Here! by yearegods(op):
madone:
How do we partner
Sincere apologies for the delayed response. For some strange reason, Nairaland prevented me from responding to any comments or making any further posts (since the last time I posted this) until now. Please reachout to me via the email or any of the numbers in my signature below.
BusinessWant To Partner With A Software Guy? Get In Here! by yearegods(op): 4:30pm On Apr 13, 2024
A little bit about me:

- Headed the Software Engineering Team of a Financial Institution in Nigeria

- Built (in collaboration with other Engineers at PwC) an Enterprise Fraud Detection System for Access Bank, Keystone Bank, and Union Bank.

- Built (in collaboration with other Engineers at AXA) an Insurance Partners Management Solution for the organization.

And many other projects.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Smedan/sterling Bank Loan email reply- Next step. by yearegods: 3:57pm On Mar 16, 2024
tyinfinity:
Kindly assist me I can not proceed despite receiving messages from them .I am told my e mail does not exist
I'll suggest you pull up one of the emails they sent you and look for their email address (i.e. the sterling SME email address that they append to the body of their email) and send them a message. They're fairly responsive.

After waiting for a response from the poster to no available, I was able to pull up the first email they sent to my business email account and found their email address there; so, I reached out to them and they responded in less than 24 hours.

You should try reaching out to them.

Good luck.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Smedan/sterling Bank Loan email reply- Next step. by yearegods:
@Visionary007

Good morning, my brother. You quoted my message but didn't leave any response. Or, am I missing something?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Smedan/sterling Bank Loan email reply- Next step. by yearegods:
Visionary007:
Hello guys;

Did you apply for the SMEDAN Sterling bank loan last year and you received the email of being the first to receive information on the next step?

Now, another mail has landed for the next step but I'm unable to scale through the self Portal opening. If you are successful, kindly share how you did it. Thanks.
Good evening, my brother.

Please, I tried to send you an email. Kindly respond as soon as possible.

I received the first email from Sterling Bank (on my business email address) in January, but my business' domain name has expired and I haven't renewed it, so I'm unable to receive any further emails on that email account until I renew. I completely forgot I had received their first communication on that email account.

Please, can you be kind enough to reply my mail with the new message they've sent, as well as the Sterling Bank email address from where the new update came, so I can reach out to them and let them know the situation of things and find out if I can update my email address for now?

Kindly respond ASAP🙏
EducationRe: See How These Guys Are Making It Easy For Anyone To Break Into Programming by yearegods(op): 9:15pm On Feb 08, 2024
Application for programme is open on a rolling basis.

Know anyone who might be interested in the programme? Direct them here: https:///3Eiv4vc7H4keuh477.
EducationSee How These Guys Are Making It Easy For Anyone To Break Into Programming by yearegods(op): 8:50pm On Feb 08, 2024
Tech doesn't need to be difficult, and these guys are proving that.

They're helping ordinary people to go from novice to pro Software Developers with extremely easy to follow lessons with guidance from mentors, and for cheap.

See a lesson introducing the concept of Computer Programming and Software Engineering to absolute beginners:

https://vimeo.com/910140026?share=copy.

Want to be a part of the programme? Feel free to connect.
PropertiesRe: Updated Cost Of Renting A 2 Bedroom Apartment In Lagos by yearegods: 9:10am On Mar 06, 2022
SWDude:
Those 2 highlighted are not true, I don't know of others. Or may be it depends on the current state of the house. The 1 bed I got for someone as at late 2019 in Sangotedo area was 650k for rent alone. The 2 beds I got for someone around Olokonla, before Sangotedo, 2 months ago was 1.6m for rent alone. Although, the house has mad finishing.
He's not wrong with the highlighted text. In 2021, sometime in December, I got a very beautiful 2 bedrooms flat (upstairs) for 700k, at badore, Ajah.
FamilyRe: Why Did Slain Usifo Ataga Cheat On Pretty Wife Brenda Ataga? by yearegods: 4:11pm On Jun 25, 2021
Authoreety:
but most especially, I see a career woman who ddnt have time for her family, hence the husband decided to find solace elsewhere..
That may be far from the reason. Men in general just need to be more disciplined and learn to have respect for themselves, their wives, and their maker. If you think there needs to be a cause for some men to missbehave in marriage, take a look at this article (https://www.2hearts.love/thread-11.html), and you'll see why I believe otherwise.

The Lord help us.
RomanceRe: Age 24 I'm A Virgin, Are They Still Virgins My Age? by yearegods: 7:30pm On May 14, 2021
fantasticbeasts:
Being a virgin is a choice that everyone needs to respect. Kudos to you for being firm on your conviction. I know a lot of people who are still virgins at their late 20's. As long as you are happy and contented on the choices you make, you go, girl!
Good one.
RomanceRe: Age 24 I'm A Virgin, Are They Still Virgins My Age? by yearegods: 12:25am On May 13, 2021
Propheticdavid:
TRASH.
Thank you. smiley
RomanceRe: Age 24 I'm A Virgin, Are They Still Virgins My Age? by yearegods: 6:27pm On May 12, 2021
magkhan:
Maybe they should. so girls can emulate their likes other than those slay queens/hoes with pride that we see everywhere. If they can brag about it then virgins should do same.

When kids go online what trends, crossdressing, baby mamas, hide my Ids etc. What are they likely to gravitate to?.

Been a virgin till marriage has lots of advantages to it with little or no downsides.
Excellent and true.
RomanceRe: Age 24 I'm A Virgin, Are They Still Virgins My Age? by yearegods: 6:22pm On May 12, 2021
Propheticdavid:
be a virgin becuz,you want to desist from funication which is for your own good..saying you want to keep yourselve for marriage,like one sacred gift to your husband..is too shallow...cuz wat if you later discover dat your man is an explorer b4 getting married to u..it will make u look like a fool.
There's nothing shallow about wanting to give virginity as a gift to her partner. And nothing will make her look like a fool if she finds out her man had had many affairs with the opposite sex. Thruth is, remaining a virgin until marriage (whether you're a man or woman) may be a sign of a high level of discipline and strength of character. So, it doesn't change anything. As a matter of fact, God is able to give her heart's desire; if that desire is to marry a virgin.

I come in peace. wink
RomanceRe: Is It Possible To Love Someone And Still Cheat On Him Or Her? by yearegods: 2:03pm On May 12, 2021
Philipsdael:
When the husband cheats , he takes a bit from the money meant for his wife and gift the mistress !

Therefore the money given to the wife is reduced, accordingly the wife reduces the amount of Garri she will buy from the market then Garri supplies will be surplus in market than demand therefore it price will change.
Thank you shocked
cheesy grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Being A Good Wife To Your Man Won't Stop Him From Cheating!!! by yearegods(op): 1:54pm On May 12, 2021
DaudaTheSexyGuy:
Who cares?

Las las all of us will die grin
Well smiley, in a way, you're right. We all may die the first death, but not all of us will die the second death. Because, before the second death, books will be opened and people will be judged...let me not go into all that here.

But even before we pass-on to the other side, somehow, I think life has a way of paying us back for the choices we've made.

Shalom!!!
RomanceRe: Being A Good Wife To Your Man Won't Stop Him From Cheating!!! by yearegods(op): 12:28pm On May 12, 2021
folabayo:
Let me shout a big AMEN for you.
The important thing is be faithful if u dnt want such.
Yeah. That's true. smiley
RomanceRe: Being A Good Wife To Your Man Won't Stop Him From Cheating!!! by yearegods(op): 12:26pm On May 12, 2021
folabayo:
Let me shout a big AMEN for you.
The important thing is be faithful if u dnt want such.
Yeah. That's true smiley
RomanceRe: Being A Good Wife To Your Man Won't Stop Him From Cheating!!! by yearegods(op): 12:25pm On May 12, 2021
folabayo:
Owk sir.
Literally you are not in support of cheating
Exactly my point. smiley
RomanceRe: Being A Good Wife To Your Man Won't Stop Him From Cheating!!! by yearegods(op): 12:20pm On May 12, 2021
folabayo:
...Or she pinned ur baby on anoder man.
Again, this can never happen, because I don't do sex before marriage.

Hope this helps.
RomanceRe: Being A Good Wife To Your Man Won't Stop Him From Cheating!!! by yearegods(op): 12:17pm On May 12, 2021
folabayo:
I can't judge anyone.
...hope you wont get angry if one of ur gfs hooke you down with pregnacy...
As my God lives, no woman can ever bring this charge against me, because I don't believe in sex before marriage.
RomanceRe: Being A Good Wife To Your Man Won't Stop Him From Cheating!!! by yearegods(op): 12:13pm On May 12, 2021
folabayo:
...hope you wont get angry if one of ur gfs...
To begin with, I don't believe in having multiple partners (gfs). It's the very reason why (by the grace of God) I have decided to stay single, without getting into any serious relationship with any lady for this 36 years of my natural life. I believe in meeting and committing to THE ONE.

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