₦airaland Forum

May be it is Donald Trouble that sent him











May be the video is AI

Nobody watches porn












But stars have billions of views

Use a fake pic of a woman or girl to open a Facebook account and you will see the power of to.to!












They will atomic bomb your account like "shey I advertise nii?"












All my gender on social media now are "female"

Bag of small sachet is 350, bag of big sachet is 400.


Depending on your area

Don't forget the winner of the league since last ten seasons were between Liverpool Chelsea and Man City!











#yeepeyhaatv2

Don't answer that guy telling you to use one Viagra or sildenafil












All you need is to reduce sugar level in your body!
Don't take any drug, reduce sugar, take dates , water melon, tiger nuts, onions, gorontula, moringa seeds, bitter leaf, ugu leafs, guava leaves, spinach leaves, and bananas, that's all.

Drink milk early in the morning and eggs. Chocolate or milk will be good,









If you can go sugar free, you notice your pe.nis hard rock very early in the morning especially dates!







#yeepeyhaatv2

Two wrongs don't make a right

The teacher ought not to have called him that

And he too ought not to have killed himself

Two things kills fast mouth and private parts

Many are in prison because of what they said with their mouth.

Words unsaid cannot hurt the stomach. It's better to be silent an d thought as a fool than to say rubbish

Do we even have ministry of tourism?

Funny thing about education system of Nigeria is that they won't teach you how to make money

You will just be left on your own to figure it out when you graduate

Those who said education is a Scam have a point though

And another major problem we are not talking about is unemployment and success from hardwork.

Many youths that take to yahoo, it not that they are happy before they start doing yahoo it's because they don't have option that's why
Our government needs to do something about it because if they don't, we will be loosing our young ones to evil and crime. Govt. Needs to provide enabling environment for small businesses and companies to thrive.
Now one dollar is N700, our economy has been bastardized. No jobs, before you get a job, either they sleep with you as a lady or they ask you to join their cult as a man or pay N500k or N1m to get the job

Those are some of the things causing those problems that we are not talking about. To cut a tree cut the root not the shoot.

On the contrary

To the youths, because you don't get job doesn't mean you should take to crime and evil. Being idle is not an excuse to be perpetrating crime. You can still find something you can do.

Water wey man go drink no go pass am.
If you do charm for money ritual, three things are likely 1. You get the money 2. You run mad 3 You die.
And the funny thing about money is that the amount of money you will spend in your life is proportional to the years you will live on earth, if you have collected every thing from the devil, and there is no more money left for you to spend in this world, that why many of them end up dead SUDDENLY or run mad SUDDENLY.

AND what most of them don't know that it's not everybody that has destiny of being rich with God, some CAN NEVER become rich in there life even if they kill everybody in their village.
But most don't know, because their friend is rich they think they too can do what their friend did to become rich forgetting we have different destinies.

Even our fingerprints are not the same. Even if you are a twin and your twin brother and you have the same DNA,
YOU BOTH WONT HAVE THE SAME FINGERPRINT.

That's the great work of God The Almighty.

One Imam was talking about wealth one day and he said :" if you are running from your wealth the way you are running away from death, then your wealth too will be looking for you the way that death is looking for everyone of us"

#ITISWELL!

Will they listen to you?

It is the stubborn fly that follows the corpse to the grave

You cant save the unsaveable mate!


Even if you shout from now till eternity, those who won't hear won't hear

It is well

Am interested

When many people see married couples

The only thing they think of in their minds is that the will be having sex with each other everyday

They don't know that many men or women count months or even years without sleeping with each other and still living in the same house or even sleeping on the same bed.

It take alot of restraints to practise abstainance

And OGA, don't you use KISS DANIEL OR ADEKUNLE GOLD?

It is well

May be you are gay, like homo or leasbian

But if you are not gay, you should definitely have some sexual urge?

How do you feel when a six pack guy walks past you or when a big buttock or big breast lady walks past?

A simple way to wake your sexual energy is gte some money and visit a broth.el. Tell the prost.itute that you didn't come to fxck her. Tell her to UnCloth and do lap dance or pole play for you. Pay her for the hour .

I am very sure if you are not gay or lesbian and you are not dysfunctional or with disease or sickness, you will feel some urge in you.

Do this for like once or twice in a month.

And you will feel different.
Porn and sextoys aren't much real, sex is companionship, it takes two to tango.

Just as forepl.ay is vital before penetrating
It is well

All the I wan do I wan do gra gra

Na after cxm comot your eye go clear

Then no dey tell person

And the truth about sex is that , men don't even suppose to be paying for sex

Because women enjoy sex more than men.

To compare some people with animals is a slam on the animal kingdom

It is well

It's not only hydro electric that is the only source of power

Solar, wind, biomass etc also can be tapped into

There is an airport in India powered by solar

See all the solar energy wasting in Nigeria especially in the North

One hour is a very long time in Nigerian Politics

Before you know it, the tables will turn and your worst enemy will become your best friend.

Nobody knows what will happen. The only thing you know is what's in your mind

I don't know what's in your mind and you don't know what's in mine.
To the topic

Lagos
There is not much votes in Lagos and many don't know. Because those that registered back then always do so at the leisure of their business or during their working hours. But the big problem is on the day of election. There will be lockdown on the day of election and people will not be allowed to move . So it's only few votes that are in Lagos
Kano

Ehen you are now talking. We all know they have the highest population in the country. And their current governor is APC, if Tinubu is in good terms with the governor, surely he will mobilise his boys to do the magic and vote for him. You can only snatch the ballot box where you are popular. Currently there are four factors in Kano, shekarau, gandollar, kwankwanso and others. Kwankwanso is in nnpp, shekarau just joined pdp, he was welcomed by Atiku recently. Gandollar is in APC.
Like you rightly said, there won't be much bulk votes like in 2015, and 2019, for APC this time because, the votes will be shared between those three guys. Except two of them still unite and work today, but we don't see that happen because the three of them are sworn bitter enemies.
So like you rightly said there won't be much votes for APC from there

Kaduna

Aboki guys don't vote for party. They vote for "person". So it all boils down to the candidate that APC is fielding for the next governoship race in Kaduna. Currently everyone is tired of the "short man". He tried in terms of infrastructures but the people are complaining about welfare and security. We know southern Kaduna guys will never vote for his candidate. So it will as usual be a very dicey game like you said. The victor will be determined by the party s internal mechanisms

Zamfara
Their present gov. Is APC, he defected from pdp in 2021, though they have alot of issues like insecurity and others. His cronies and people like former governor bello matawalle and abdul Aziz yari will determine what will pan out. If they continue to fight against each other at the detriment of the party, then it will be fatal, ; but this however will be designed by how much strong the opposition, the pdp is in the state. Don't forget that there is insecurity in Zamfara, even through if people come out to vote, they will be fearing for their lives

Kwara

The current gov. Is APC, but their former gov. Bukola is currently giving him headaches and if he doesn't stand on his toes. There will be issues. The kwara central senator oloriegbe is having issues with the gov. And might not get a return ticket from the gov. So the outcome will also be determined by how strong pdp is waxing. But I forecast a thin victory still for APC beacuse of the fact that the APC is still the incumbent. Pdp currently doesn't have the mechanism to overtake presntly yet.

Kebbi

Bagudu is APC, and like earlier aboki guys don't vote for party, they vote for people. So This ball down to whoever he nominates. But the minister of justice, abubakar malami is aspiring to become gov. So like you rightly said, there is a lot of internal fracas in the APC, but the opposition us not much strong, so I give it to APC there
Ondo

Akeredolu is having alot of issues like his deputy gov . Who decamped some times ago and a whole lot of other issues like insecurity and so on. He looks calm and smiling but the man is sweating under the skin. I will still give it to the APC here

EKITI
Their gov fayemi is the chairman of gov.s forum and their gov elect candidate is from apc so I still give it to apc

Ogun

Like you rightly said former gov. Amosun , and current gov. Abiodun are at logger heads and this will play a big factor on the outcome, if they can reach a compromise and split the spoils, then the problem will be resolved. But if they don't, the opposition will snatch it from them. And the pdp is Strong currently there

Osun
Yes you are right about Osun, their current gov elect is pdp. But APC will still have some votes still. Don't forget the issue of vote buying. If APC too spends money like them pdp, then it's the fattest pocket that will win. Guys like former gov. Aregbe need to reconcile with JAGABAN because he still a political career ahead of him, he as minister of interior will and can still play a big role in Tinubu s cabinet. But if they continue to fight at the detriment of APC then pdp will continue to cashout

Rivers.
Almighty Wike is now being romanced by everbody. We all know the part he played for the pdp after 2019 elections, when everyone fled he stood for the party and maintained his ground. So the outcome of who snatches rivers depend on which direction Wike goes. Currently APC is romancing him, and ayu, said he won't resign as pdp chairman, so let's see as things pan out. Like I said earlier one hour is a very long time in politics and your worst enemy can turn to your friend In a minute.
But let's still give rivers to pdp, Ameachi too will perform but Wike rules the day

Benue

Ortom just inaugurated state security by himself after weeping blood in the hand of bandits and Fulani herdsmen. Na kill you go kill them oh, then no vote for APC oh. So here I give it to pdp, but don't forget guys like suswam, and other APC bigwits there. APC too will have some votes Sha, pdp owns the land

Nassarawa

It was from here and other middle belt regions that bubu got his block votes in 2015 and 2019, and the fg made alot of money from this state in terms of solid minerals. Their gov. Abdullahi Sule is a Buhari boy, so let's give it to apc here. To solve a crime follow the money, the big pocket alhajis rule the day

Abia

This is the home of the famous NNAMDI KANU, They do sit at home like kilode? If you need a safe trip to heaven, go to their market square and abuse ipob, Biafra or Kanu, an airplane will ferry you to the other side. They don't even want to hear anything APC here. Even Tinubu haven't touched a toe here. When BuBu himself went to SE many of them planned and didn't come out. So this place is a no no for apc

And so on and so on

Forget peter obi and his Twitter guys, many of them don't have PVC and even if they do, many of them won't come out on the day of elections.
The outcome of the next elections is between pdp and APC. That's the truth

Peter obi should go and rest.
Our next president is between Tinubu and Atiku. That's all

As for me I will still give it to the bullion van man. God knows best

#ITISWELL!

Lie dey deceive lie

Deception is befriending deceit

Equal for equal

Everyone is shouting WHY?, WHY? WHY?
One musician sang long ago that we will be surprised if we see goat excreta coming out of a human beings anus.
So why is everybody now surprised about what she just did. Has anyone asked how she is currently faring economically, does she have any work or business that she is doing? Is she married or is her husband taking care of her to be footing her bills or to admonish her to stop or not be doing all those bad things in the eyes of everyone?

Digressing from the topic

Currently BBNAIJA is airing on our TV and we all know what they are showing there.
So the big question is what is our society selling to their young ones? What is the present telling the future?
On your TV, not even porn channel or internet, many of the movies will be PG(parental guidance) 15, if your kid is now below 15, what will happen?
We are the ones destroying our society. Society is not built by constructing big building. It is built by the minds and mentalities of people,
Most of our women believe if they don't dress nude, they can't make it.

It is well

One thing that ibo guys haven't realized up till now is that

They think Nigeria can't thrive without them, but Nigeria thrived without them times and times without number.

During the civil war, their food supply was cut of, and the war spearheaded by Benjamin Adekunle a Yoruba general, ended .

Even Ojukwu declared that he wouldn't allow such a bad history to repeat itself again.

If you don't know where you are going. At least look back at where you are coming from

Ibo guys are making enemies out of everyone. They are the ones going to BIAFRA, they are the ones calling Nigeria a zoo, they are ones declaring sit at home on Monday, they are the ones calling Lagos No man's land, they are the ones calling Buhari a dead man or jubril of Sudan. They are the ones attacking police stations in their region despite widespread insecurity in the country.

Peace is internal, that is peace starts from within your soul, if a ma is not at peace with himself, he will always be fighting with everybody.

No mind them

Na their papa money then used to develop Lagos

Onye oshi!

Awon werey

Awon modafuxckers

Lapa lapa ti nun won lopolo!

Nairaland is not a hospital

See a good doctor

Naira Marley

Big brother Naija

Hard drugs

Yahoo yahoo for men

Olosho for women


Those are the things that are inside the head of an average nigerian youth

It is well

Don't disclose your sins to people in the public

Many of them are even worse than you but still find a way to hide their sins and shame

Read John 8:7

See what to.to can cause

Father fighting his son

Brother killing his brother

Neighbour killing his neighbour

Sisters fighting his sister

Even Man disobeyed God when he saw To.to

I saw something here posted by someone here on Nairaland

And it is very very hogus and bogus

The guy opined that all the people in charge of our petroleum sector are Hausa Fulani guys even Buhari himself is the minister of petroleum,
And everyone is asking that who are those stealing the crude oil, nnPc chairman mele kyari is Fulani also

Chai it is well?

Why did we vote for Buhari?

Oluwa oh!

Nigerians and their presidential candidates be like

Before elections: Angel Gabriel


After Eight Years: Devil himself

9:00 am: Credit Alert N5000

9:01 am: Debit Alert N0.11, Balance: N4999.89


So where did the abstract money went to huh?

If you want to borrow money, their interest rates are from 35-39%

If you want to withdraw , people plenty for ATM,
If you want to deposit, people plenty inside the bank

Nowadays, POS guys are taking in TRILLIONS OF NAIRA from the small small N100 and N50, that people give them for transactions.

So now the million dollar question is
WHAT IS THE FUNCTION OF OUR BANKS?
ARE THEY SOLVING OUR PROBLEMS? OR ARE THEY CREATING MORE PROBLEMS?

They told me not to vote for Buhari

Na me no hear word