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Romance / Re: Help! I Am In Love With My Pastor by yelum(f): 12:09am On Mar 11, 2008
my dear!dats not love oo.its simply lust.focus on other tins and if it doesnt help change church for ur sake,
Nairaland / General / Re: Anyone As Bored As I Am? by yelum(f): 11:23pm On Mar 10, 2008
i FEEL YOU JARE
Nairaland / General / Is Nigeria Goin Backward? by yelum(f): 9:39pm On Mar 10, 2008
OZY(F) - i,ve heard so much about guys n m glad to be a part of this!!!
Romance / Re: I Cheated On My Husband, I Regret It Can I Tell Him? by yelum(f): 4:06pm On Nov 09, 2007
@ sabak
i think this is about the most matured and out rightly reasonable post i have ever read on nairaland, am most impressed. sometimes some posters take evrythin as a joke or make disparaging , uninformed remarks about someone else's problems, but this is good. i guess it shows that we still have a few good men left, your wife is real lucky, i bet she knows that.
Health / Re: Women, Is This True? by yelum(f): 11:48am On Oct 25, 2007
sub]sighs and walks away[/sub]
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa: Shower Hour? by yelum(f): 2:35pm On Sep 25, 2007
hmmm, shocked shocked shocked
Romance / Re: Falling In Love On Phone by yelum(f): 3:06pm On Sep 17, 2007
i guess i should add that falling in love on the phone is not all halleluya. i once fancied a guy's voice on the phone, when i met him in
person meen, the voice sounded more like lagos agbero's voice coupled with the fact that he was short (at 5;6'' i was taller than him!) he also had this very arrogant percerption about himself. his voice was so loud and abrasive, everytime he talked i winced. that happened almost 3yrs ago. but i still believe in falling in love on the phone, its happening to me again!(guess am just a hopeless romantic sad sad sad
Romance / Re: Falling In Love On Phone by yelum(f): 8:30am On Sep 17, 2007
ivery very possible to fall in love on the phone. i know cos it happened to me!
Romance / Re: The 3 Deadly Mistakes Women Make With Men Without Ever Realizing It: by yelum(f): 9:11am On Jul 06, 2007
@topic
did you write this up yourself or you copied notes from christian carter?

http://www.catchhimkeephim.com/e/10072/FindingLoveOnline/?cid=ZZVQ3Z&lid=1&ll=1
Poems For Review / Re: Fond Thoughts (An Original Poem) by yelum(f): 4:00pm On May 15, 2007
[quote][/quote]Maybe its When i see your smile & i feel a warm glow from the deepest part of me[color=#770077][/color][i][/i]

this part is so so true.

love it.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Gemini's Corner by yelum(f): 10:21am On May 11, 2007
may 28. am gemini all thru. strong willed, smart, stubborn(extremely so at times)very inteligent with a deeply analytical mind (sometimes too analtical for my own good, being a lawyer does not help) hold not too conventional views, a bit dominerring, but a softie when in love.
see, ? geminis are strong and soft, not weak.
i guess that's why we are called the twin sign both complement each other.
Romance / Re: Why Are Nigerian Girls Becoming Ridiculously Cheap? by yelum(f): 9:53am On May 11, 2007
'cheap' in this context is subjective.
are u saying naija girls are cheap cos they want material things?
or they are cheap cos u can get them for almost nuthing? clarify ur point.
as for wanting material things why not? a guy that goes after a girl knows even i the so called very civilised nations , u 've got to give something for something.
you shld also know that material things like cars, houses(yeah) luxurious furniture, electronic gadgets are not 'cheap'
recharge cards ? yes definitely cheap.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Seun, Who Is Yetunde? by yelum(f): 9:39am On May 11, 2007
seun answer now, abi?
Nairaland / General / Re: What Do You Hate About Our Moderator? by yelum(f): 4:26pm On May 10, 2007
na wah ooh,
Romance / Re: Should I Give This Woman Beater A Second Chance? by yelum(f): 10:20am On May 09, 2007
girlfriend, dump him and fast too!


My candid advice

[s]afterall you've only been together a month, should be easy.[/s]
Family / Re: Your Most Hated Household Chore? by yelum(f): 11:36am On May 08, 2007
ironing! i hate it with a passion.

the heat gets into my head (real or imagined?)

i get really irritable, develop instant headache, the list could go on and on,

learnt since my teen years not to iron, the effects linger on too long.

now i get someone to do it, have to pay for it though!
TV/Movies / Re: Is Nollywood Racist? by yelum(f): 9:40am On May 08, 2007
stupid stupid post. angry angry angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: What Happened To Manchester United? by yelum(f): 9:31am On May 04, 2007
UP ARSENAL. GUNNERS FOR LIFE!

@Dr DRE permanent ambulance? haba!
Culture / Re: Traditional Marriage Or 'White Wedding'? by yelum(f): 9:18am On May 04, 2007
BOTH!
BOTH!!
BOTH
!!!
Career / Re: Are You Bored In The Office? by yelum(f): 2:31pm On May 03, 2007
i feel you all, there are days that boredom practically spells my name, today is one of those days,

i love my job, but sometimes i wish i could swap it with something a lot more better.

just dont know what!
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by yelum(f): 1:32pm On Apr 27, 2007
spectator
Food / Re: What's Your Favorite Breakfast? by yelum(f): 12:55pm On Apr 27, 2007
hmn ,

bread( sweet sensation or happybites) with plain coffee.

absolutely delicious, tongue tongue
Celebrities / Re: Kola Olawuyi Is Dead by yelum(f): 4:41pm On Mar 12, 2007
it's a big pity he's dead. couldn't believe it when i heard about his death.

spoke to bhim on phone weeks before his death, he was a really nice man more

like a big brother. remember when i was in school, i was a big bother to him as i would call him up anytime and tell

him i was broke and needed money. he would jokingly ask me'am i your father?''.

will miss him , really will miss him. he was always so good to me.
it's sad, really sad am close to tears now,
Religion / Re: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by yelum(f): 4:30pm On Feb 02, 2007
@ echidime

na wah for you oooooooooooooh. its that the only interpretation you fit give "raking"?

seems you are a one tracked minded person. besides domwas2 is a guy. haba!
Jokes Etc / Re: Sick Day by yelum(f): 11:30am On Jan 31, 2007
nice one!
Jokes Etc / Re: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by yelum(f): 11:25am On Jan 31, 2007
how about your mama is so stupid she gave birth to you!
lol, quit with the mama jokes, ain't funny. not one bit!
Jokes Etc / Re: Court Room Q&as by yelum(f): 9:52am On Jan 23, 2007
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

grin grin grin very funny!
Travel / Re: How Not To Get A Wife In Nigeria If You Live Abroad by yelum(f): 12:16pm On Jan 22, 2007
1. Do not let any lady you are interested in, know you live abroad in the first place, if she must know, tell her you are in Ghana or uganda etc

big deal! so what if you live abroad? like its heaven rite ?i would not have the time of the day for a man who would't tell me where he lives. locally or abroad. most of such men are frauds anyway, or have somethinh to hide. angry

Do not select lady who is well versed in the use of the internet, these are ladies who are advertising themselves nakedly on different websites to dupe unsuspecting men, they will jump on you and dump you as soon as they relocate with you.

i guess you unwittingly described yourself as a primitive, frustrated and depressed old man.imagine not wanting awife well versed on internet usage? you are a throwback to the dark ages, maybe you would prefer the women then. abi?
5. Avoid ladies who are University graduates if you can, they will pretend until they relocate with you, then got awares of the female friendly laws in Europe/USA and dump you as soon as possible. Many of them will end up quarelling with you and becoming very argumentative and arrogant.


a piece of advise for you. an illiterate is the ideal wife for you(a stark illiterate, though they are quite hard to find now).
13. As you are avoiding sex, please make sure you check all the body parts, like the breasts, the tommy area, or you may even ''finger'' the private part to ''carbon date'' her experience and dating age.


now you are being very 'unwise' which self respecting ladies literate or not would allow you do that?

A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE. , This piece was compiled based on my personal experience after living in Europe for 13 years, take care.

grin wink wow you must really have had a bad time with women. what could be the problem? are you so bad looking they all despise the sight of you? or are you so 'mumuish' they all take you for a ride? now that would make you very 'unwise'. feel so sorry for you. 13 years, come home bro1. sad

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