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FamilyRe: Husband Presents Wife’s Love Messages, Nude Pictures In Court by Yelutide: 4:08pm On Apr 11, 2018
This is usually the story of irresponsible husband claiming innocense. No matter how bad your marriage is, never ever present your wife nude picture to the public has evidence of infidelity even though it will finally end in divorce.

Marriage is not for matured children, but for responsible two matured adult.
dre11:
https://newtelegraphonline.com/2018/04/husband-presents-wifes-love-messages-nude-pictures-in-court/
RomanceRe: Qualities Of A Wife Material According To A Female Twitter User by Yelutide: 11:16am On Apr 11, 2018
Preshy561:
stupid talk.undecided
You should have said some,

what do say to the girl that nags, awful cook, lazy atall times.

there are many bad character that will discredit a girl from being a wife material though.



I do all the aforementioned but I still have some bad characters.what will you say of that??
You are not a wife material but a girl friend material.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 7 Things Every Man Must Know Before He Clocks 40 by Yelutide: 1:39pm On Mar 27, 2018
OP! Are you upto 40years old?

daewoorazer:
Few days ago, I stressed out some important 7 things every man must know before he clocks 30. Wouldn't it be selfish to end it there?

The link is below should you have missed it.

https://www.nairaland.com/4416982/7-things-every-man-must

This article points out every thing men need to know before becoming a quadragenarian.


1. It is the Beginning of the rest of your life.


According to the latest WHO data published in 2015, life expectancy in Nigeria is: Male 53.4.

http://www.worldlifeexpectancy.com/nigeria-life-expectancy

It’s safe to say it’s the start of the remaining half. By this time you should draw a map of how you want your retirement to be.

2. Have a business alongside job:

It doesn’t matter if you work as the CEO of Chevron Nig., your business is your physical, financial and intellectual property. You’d retire from government/public job someday but your business is your legacy. One you can fix your children into her board of directors when old age sets in. Learn from Baba Davido.



3. Write your will:

Yes, your will. I’m not wishing you dead neither am I wishing you bad. It doesn’t matter if your life savings is 1 naira, get yourself a good and affordable lawyer and pen it down.

4. Be close to your kids:

At this age, your kids are probably under 10. The love you show them at this age range goes a long way. If you ain’t close to them at this age, it doesn’t matter if you pamper/babysit them for the rest of their lives, they might hate you.


5. Retire from youthful exuberance:

you should be a father by now. If you still sag your pants at this age, or probably still keep 2-5 girlfriends, I’m afraid........



6. Join a social club:

I don’t mean clubs like quilox nor places to drink yourself to stupor. There are clubs where responsible adults meet to play golf, swim and socialize. This gathering is a form of security for you and your wards. Good clubs as such protect their members when sacked from work, solve problems for their members and extend these services to their wards after the demise of their members. Such a good club have members representing all professions in Life; you’d find doctors, military officials, lecturers, motor dealers, engineers etc. It should be a club you can always call on a member colonel to put your son who is passionate about military through. It should also be a club you can easily get a member SAN/lawyer to help you do your legal sturvz. NEVER a place to practice occult activities.
If you still don’t get the picture by now, I’m afraid...

7. Know your medical menace:

At this age you should have an idea if you are tending towards diabetes or obesity. Your knowledge of this will keep you abreast of possible old age menace. Don’t wait until you start seeing ants waiting with straws to gulp down your urine before you realize you have a family history of diabetes. It’d be too late sir!

Once again, It is the beginning of the rest of your life, it is your call, even though you are a billionaire, to live it like RMD or a vegetable. The ball is in your court.


Add yours!
BusinessRe: Fire Razes Binukonu Market Ojota, Destroys Goods Worth Millions by Yelutide: 12:45pm On Mar 23, 2018
too much theory... we need more pictures and not theoritical explanation of what happened
BusinessRe: 3 Online Businesses That Can Make You 1 Million In 6 Months by Yelutide: 4:45pm On Mar 21, 2018
Nice one OP... But like seriously, the link you placed at the end of your blog post is shatter whale. People to pay N1,999 to buy your affiliate ebook? When articles on how to start affiliate marketing is all over the internet. Google is your friend that ebook isn't worth buying to me.
FamilyRe: Where Is Your Wife? by Yelutide: 6:06am On Mar 08, 2018
Are you married?

Papiikush:
Baba how many wars have you been to?

How many dangerous jobs had claimed your limbs and fingers? Don't be cruel man...get your woman the necessary things needed to make her life and work in YOUR HOME easier.

Don't look for an excuse to be a miserable husband. I just pity the lady that falls into your shackles.
PhonesRe: Tecno Camon cm beats samsung s6 edge in benchmark. Pics by Yelutide: 1:45pm On Jan 19, 2018
Seunosewapenis:
Tecno just released the almighty canom cm to succeed the cx.
Its no suprise that the canom cm is made for taking those perfect photos so am going to compare it with the pixel 2 xl since they are both on the same level.
The canom cm is no joker in specs as it beats the pixel hands down.
Here are the specs of both devices:
The comes with an advanced display technology which gives you a 18:9 aspect ratio on a 5.7 inches display.
The resolution on the full view display is a whooping 1440 x 720p this gives clear and crisp display which makes it stand out when compared with the pixel 2.
The canom cm has a very powerful Processor which has 4 high clock speed cores to ensure your apps and games open very fast coupled with 2gb ram to ensure that buttery and smooth experience.
The canom cm currently has the best smartphone camera with 13mp rear camera which is far more clear and it captures more details than the 12mp camera on the pixel 2 coupled with another 13mp camera on the front with flash.
The canom cm promises the most advanced camera any phone has to offer and its sold at just 46000 naira.
Hello OP,
I want to assume you smoked weed before you compose this post. You don't deserve to have a manhood for rating Tecno Camon CM so high above Google Pixel 2 XL.
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo Released From Port Harcourt Prison For The 3rd Time (photo) by Yelutide: 9:56am On Jan 10, 2018
ibkgab001:
Not a fan of Kemi but this Devil called Ibiyeomie is a shame to Christian world in general Oloriburuku pastor ... and yiu called your self Jesus like .. how I wish Thunder from heaven fire yiu and your blockos


Bible says you shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free

You know the truth but you wanted to flex muscle that you have money and power and jail a woman for almost 6 moths based of freedom of speech I pray you too will go to that prison soon .. watch your back you will be set up before the year runs out oloriburuku Woli Eke(false prophet)
You are joking with your destiny you slowpoke... Idiot
Christianity EtcRe: What Made You Fall In Love With The Church You're Worshipping? by Yelutide: 7:28am On Dec 17, 2017
I am a winner... My New Dawn has Come.

If You are a Winner Like me Click Like.

One winner, One Soul, every week. My case is different
RomanceRe: What Do Yall Think About This; Getting Married To An Ssce Holder Or Bsc Holder? by Yelutide: 3:54pm On Dec 13, 2017
OP! Let me advice you. The answer you seek is in your head... You know the answer already. First of all, ask yourself this question, why are you dating two girl friends knowing fully well that you are going to settle down with one? The answer you are looking for in Nairaland, is inside your Naira bank account.
RomanceRe: Twitter Lady Look For Boyfriend To Rent For Family Get Together by Yelutide: 3:48pm On Dec 13, 2017
OP! Just apply... we are behind you
TravelRe: Peace Mass Bus Somersaults In Abakiliki, Ebonyi (Photos) by Yelutide: 3:45pm On Dec 13, 2017
Peace Mass Transit is not suppose to be on Nigerian Road. They should be ban. The number of lives that Peace Mass T has taken is already more than the number of Hunger that has killed Nigerians. OH God! Grant your children safety this Festive season.
CelebritiesRe: Toolz Asks Sheyi Shay For Undies,after Posting Pics Of Dress Revelaing Tits&bums by Yelutide: 8:54am On Dec 01, 2017
I keep wondering what will be the future of our children if the people our so called Youths called mentor dress n*ked.
PhonesRe: Gionee X1s - Decent Midrange Smartphone You Should Definitely Consider Buying by Yelutide: 7:15pm On Nov 27, 2017
No, I won't be buying because Gionee doesn't provide update for their devices. Android phone without updates is like eating bread without butter.
PhonesRe: 9mobile Is Up For Sale - Who Do You Think Would Buy It? by Yelutide: 12:23pm On Nov 23, 2017
kingsamm:
9mobile is currently up for sale after the initial saga that led them into changing names from Etisalat to 9mobile. The scramble to acquire 9mobile, Nigeria’s fourth largest network operator, has advanced to the next stage.

10 bidders are left out of the 16 who expressed interest in the purchase. And the highest bidder will acquire 9mobile.

Here is a List of The 10 bidders of 9mobile

1. Globacom Nigeria Limited, Nigeria’s second largest network operator
2. Airtel Nigeria
3. Dangote Group’s telecoms business unit
4. Alheri Engineering Limited
5. Smile Telecoms Holdings
6. Centricus Capital and Africell
7. Abraaj Capital (Based in Dubai)
8. Teleology Holdings Limited
9. The Carlyle Group
10. Africa Capital Alliance (ACA)

The 10 firms above have been pre-qualified to submit their financial bids for the acquisition of 9mobile, this will be the final process through which a winner with the highest bid submitted for 9mobile, will emerge.

9mobile, formerly Etisalat Nigeria, was put on the block early this year after it defaulted on a $1.2 billion loan from a consortium of 13 Nigerian banks. Etisalat Group the mother company in Abu Dhabi backed out leaving its Nigeria arm of business to its own fate, to survive on a new name.

The question is, who do you think should acquire 9mobile among the 10 bidders?

Source - https://www.yomiprof.com/2017/11/who-gets-to-buy-9mobile-among-these.html
When next you copy, remember to give the original source credit... dumb head! Copy and paste blogger never amount to anything in Blogsphere.
CelebritiesRe: Malivelihood Michael Awujoola Proposes To Adeola Smart (Photos) by Yelutide: 1:06pm On Nov 21, 2017
Who is going to propose to Tonto dike next? Tonto Dikes ex-boyfriend Girl friend's ex boyfriend
PhonesRe: Whatsapp Introduces Search Group Members To Its Latest Update- (photos) by Yelutide: 7:39am On Nov 10, 2017
InternetGenius:
WhatsApp recently made the revoke message feature available for everyone and now again, they have released yet another feature, through still Beta testing mode.

WhatsApp has been adding lots of interesting features lately and now they are testing the WhatsApp Group members search feature which is currently on WhatsApp beta for Android 2.17.407.

Search Feature: The search feature is enabled for more than 10 persons group and it allows you to search out a partipant in a group. This will be more useful to search out a participant in a group with large participants.

Rumors also has it that WhatsApp will be adding group voice call soon which we should expect. If you are a WhatsApp Beta tester, kindly go and update your WhatsApp to the latest beta version to get the search feature on.
This feature will be added to the regular WhatsApp version on Playstore as soon as the test is over.
OP, when you copy, always remember to give credit to where you copy from. I first saw this on yomiprof.com and that picture is his group picture. you copy and no credit to him. Karma is a bitch
CareerRe: Nut Writes El-rufai Over Sack Of 21,780 Teachers by Yelutide: 8:01am On Nov 07, 2017
Lets be sincere here, if there are lot of jobs in the country do you think you and I will want to be a teacher? 80% of primary and secondary school teachers we have today aren't teachers by profession but teachers just to have what to eat. Provide Job for graduates and you'll get certified teachers in the class room.

Now that he sacked 21,000 teachers... he has just succeeded in adding to the problem of the society.
BusinessRe: BVN FORFEITURE ORDER: Stealing From The Dead by Yelutide: 9:46pm On Nov 05, 2017
This isn't right at all... Government scamming its citizens... Banks Scamming Nigerians... When will the change that Buhari promised us come positively?
PhonesRe: Samsung Galaxy S8 For Sale (just 2months Old) by Yelutide: 6:55am On Nov 01, 2017
After all the hype, why do you want to sell it?
RomanceRe: Man Hired 20 Exotic Cars Including Ferrari To Propose And Still Got Rejected by Yelutide: 3:57pm On Oct 12, 2017
This is what Yoruba people normally say "Temi ti ba mi"
RomanceRe: Should A Jobless Guy Go Into A Relationship? by Yelutide: 2:57pm On Oct 06, 2017
Romance is boring without Finance... Hence, he should keep a distance until he get financial substance.
RomanceRe: Pre-wedding Photos Of A Man And His Plus-Sized Fiancee Got Nigerians Talking by Yelutide: 1:03pm On Oct 05, 2017
perfect Match. This is what they call 1+1=3
RomanceRe: This Nigerian Lady Has 5 Step-mothers? by Yelutide: 7:41pm On Oct 02, 2017
Its obvious this days that mad people are more on social media than we have on our street.
FamilyRe: Help With PHCN Wahala by Yelutide: 12:05pm On Sep 29, 2017
I stay in a two bedroom flats and PHCN have been consistent with N938 billing for the past 6months.
CelebritiesRe: Uriel's Response To Fan Who Called Her Ugly by Yelutide: 12:29pm On Sep 28, 2017
idoncare440:
o boy go n hug transformer, jealous of who? I hate girls that uses make ups, paint their face with d paint that is suppose to b used to paint a two bedroom flat. so w@ rubbish is d one saying? isn't she ugly? let her wash her face now u go fear?! u talking crap!
Can't you just obey and shut the fu*ck up? what is difficult in shutting your mouth for a little period
RomanceRe: Am I Wrong? by Yelutide: 4:57pm On Sep 26, 2017
Hello man, the hard bitter truth is that her family is right and your side of religion is also right because the prophetic literature says don't be unequally yoked with unbelievers. Move on and let her move on. You'll find your partner ahead likewise her.
PhonesRe: Help!!!!!!!! Mtn Data Plan Don Finish Me by Yelutide: 6:57am On Sep 26, 2017
yettymuse:
In less than one month from September 9 I have recharged a total of 10,500naira total of 15Gig. This is frustrating. It hasn't been like this with my old mtn line, this is a new Sim I got for browsing when I lost the old one.

What's exactly am I not doing right?
Is there a plan I am to subscribe to for cheaper data usage? I recently migrated to pulse thinking it would solve the problem but na lie
Be sincere, Instagram and live videos is your weakness
TV/MoviesRe: Idyl Is The Winner Of Voice Nigeria Season 2 by Yelutide: 6:47am On Sep 25, 2017
balogun16:
I hate this country. they always favor men in everything. a lady supposed to win. ladies sing better than men, we all know that. ladies are bette in everything. Bleep this women oppressing country. #proud feminist
In your next world try and be a man.
CelebritiesRe: Lota Chukwu: Jenifas’s Diary ‘KIKI’ Undeniably Stunning In New Photos by Yelutide: 8:07pm On Sep 24, 2017
Hips don't lie

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