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adedapodvirus001:
If you are interested in teaching jobs in Ibadan and its environs send your CV to: mosloisconsult@gmail.com. The subject of the mail should include your preferred location. E.g Teaching job-iworoad

Sent an email yesterday. amusan.adeyemi15@gmail.com. Anticipating your reply. Thank you.

Olamsoh:
Please, stop this bullshit you are doing. Nl's are warned about this place. Someone just shared an experience with me.

I would love to know that experience. I also have an interview with them on Monday. Please quote this comment on your reply of that experience to this comment. Thank you bro and God bless you.

aelai:
Did you make use of Webcam during the test?

No, you only need the Webcam for the last stage of the take off which is the video interview.

pussyAvenger:
Pls pls....l have a feeling that my video was not properly recoreded..l'd start talking immediately l saw my face on the screen... Someone said l ought to have waited for few seconds before talking... please who has done theirs?

Yes, I have done mine. Yes, you indeed have to wait after a few seconds to know when to start talking and that happens when you see the video camera caption on the bottom left or right of the screen like that of your smartphone camera. Noticed this when I did the practice video interview test and rectified as necessary. My 2 cents.

oloyemeji:
You work in a company for two weeks and you got another offer to resume immediately in another company what will you do will you forfeit the
salary and leave without notice or what is the best thing to do?Thanks for your kind response

You tell the other company you have somewhere you are working already and would join them the next month after the current one you are working in. They will understand, they are human beings and will wait for you. Chikena.

candlewax:
You see people never know how hard it is to throw someone out because theyve never been in such situation. It's not that easy. Its not ooo internet people

It is easy if you don't care about what people say or their pleadings for the person to be sent out in question.

Easy way to send someone out of your house, put their loads outside your door and house and take some few days off.

They will get the message.

Magnuschase:
Lmaoo... You make it sound like a cuckold story.

He should have been a voy.eur too and watch them having sex lol

candlewax:
I don't know what gives you guys the impression that I'm a dumb person, I find it difficult to embarrass people that's understandable but it's easier for me go direct my staff what to do and it will be carried out. I know smart decisions but may find it difficult executing it myself but if it were business wise I can instruct someone to do what o can't do. FYI I have been living and surviving alone since I was 18 that's 12years now. If I am really dumb I won't be in lag

Keep giving excuses for yourself, so gbo. I will say it again you are a weak man! Grow some balls! If you continue like this, you go hear weeen from rough and irresponsible guys like that guy wey dey like weak man like you gan.

Phoenix999:
Dude ain't gat no life! Get a fvcking life bro! U depressed cuz someone is naking babe in Ur house, u even call it desecration... Where the hell were u you in school when others were having good social life?? Reading from dusk till dawn or going for church programs I guess... Better get a life and stop your masturbatin sh*t cuz I know that's all u do!
adult virgin!! Fvcking cry baby, why not go report him to your mum or better still your pastor??

Fvcking Geek!!

One of the rough and irresponsible guys we are talking about bikonu SMH. The guy wey dey bring ladies come hin friend house no get hin house or hotel no dey? Hotel no go dey for that kind yeye man wey you dey support since na cheap bastard. Bros, you dey yarn okpata, go sleep.

2gbasky22:
Oga Op
From all the advice you've gotten since yesterday on this thread
Oya give us update na, on how you handled the situation

Abi the guy bring another Olosho today?

We awaits you Response

If that yeye guy no bring olosho today, he go bring am next week. Baba thinks issue was resolved without paraing for him SMH. What a weak man!

Ijaycool:
This business you want to buy. They might want to scam you. Again.

And he will deserve it for being a weak man!

jeff1607:
I see ladies call the OP weak and here I thought they want a man they are either equal with or one they can control

Trust me they do not want a weak man. Infact, some of them go overboard and want rough men who are not weak in any way SMH, the reason for all those domestic violence cases you hear everyday smh. See most ladies in Jos as an example.

candlewax:
If I tell you guys that as I'm waiting for this guy to leave he invited another lady. I was just in the living room watching YouTube he came out from the room went to the gate, another woman came in. He's leaving today I can't take it.. If he leaves today for his office. He won't come back I swear down. Imagine the guts. You guys will probably think im joking...like this is happening now

What did I tell you bro? You simply don't know the lunacy rough and irresponsible guys have, you can ask most ladies that like dating them about their experiences with them, maybe then your brain will reset!

candlewax:
I don't think that's necessary. I got what I wanted and have learnt a lesson from this

Trust me, it is necessary. Rough and irresponsible guys like that come back when you least expect and it is the same vicious cycle again! You have been warned bro!

united442:
@ candlewax
boss this shouldn't be an issue for you na..
it has happened 2 me once, and for the second time,i had to f.u.c.king handled the annoying shit..

whether you like it or not,bold or shy,business buying or no business buying,have it in mind that you have to sit him down and talk shit into his head and get then get ready for "business buying crash"

you have to talk 2 to him,otherwise i dnt see this ending anytime soon..though you have 2 handle it i a polite way.
tell him you don't tolerate this nonsense,cause from your story,it would have been a different case if he had called you earlier to inform you he was coming with bitch..

tell him you have been reported to your landlord or caretaker and he does not want to see him the next day..

Handle what politely? For a rough and irresponsible guy? You don't know you are dealing with a lunatic here! SMH.

candlewax:
Please I took his properties to him at his office. Dropped it there, I think he isn't he didn't take it serious because he joked all through.

That is what happens when you did not rake or para for him! Bros, you are really a weak guy o. Your own weakness as a guy get grade. Rake for the idiot and fvck that friendship forever. After raking, tell him you don't want to see him ever again, block his number and his social media channels to get to you. In addition, if he is that rough, get a police order against him that if he is seen anywhere around you, he will be arrested. Chikena. Rough and irresponsible guys or lunatics like one guy called him here do not deserve any pity whatsoever especially for guys that think with logic. As for most ladies that think with emotions, let such guys be their problem not yours! You are a man for Christ's bleeping sake! Grow some balls!

lincsnuel:
Oga this your question sef get k leg oo... Wetin you wan do with this informatio?

Abi you wan use am masterbate this nite?

Nigerians are wicked sha, na Op bring the yeye upon himself na.

Rubbiish:
If they did doggy it wouldn't affect your bed spread badly.
Did she moan for long?
And how was the moaning like?
Was she screaming aloud?

Bikonu lol, what will we not hear in this country. Baba is paying the consequences for tolerating bullsh.it, the experience of the moans (I hope they were conc ones *winks* lol) should reset his brain after today. If not, you be mugu forever niyen and rough and irresponsible guys love mugus gan.

candlewax:
I'm not weak, I want to buy his existing business which some people might be interested too, I'm just trying to sort it in a polite way yet urgent

His existing business you want to buy should not be the reason you are inconveniencing yourself this much in your own house for that matter!

What if he changes his mind, and refuses to sell the business to you, and it is a real possibility with such irresponsible and rough guys, how are you going to take his decision? You have lost in both ways already!

middlebelter:
So many things you can do. Invite two of your brothers home and tell him you are expecting visitors and that the house won't be able to take accommodate him from tomorrow. Tell him it is important he hi because you did not plan to have him beyond one day and now you have very important matters to discuss with the family. Encourage him to take along him belongings as the visitors may not be returning back to base soon.

Or tell him straight away that you are completely against his attitude and it can cause serious spiritual issues for you because from what experience, God will always punish you whenever you encourage such acts directly or indirectly.
Or just tell him to take his load and get out of your house with the girl that night.

The last advice is what you should take. Such kind of guys don't take suggestions seriously, they are rough guys and irresponsible for a reason. My 2 cents. Time to man up and grow some balls bro, end the friendship and send the douche bag out of your house, never to see him again. Such kind of people are people you don't want to see ever in life again! Talking from experience bro.

candlewax:
I'm a guy. I can't imagine someone will do this to fellow guy

Some guys are that messed up. I stayed with that type of guy as my own roommate o during service and outside of 3k to 3.5k contributions to food per month, he expected me to feed him for the rest of the month smh. As mumu guy wey I be, I conceded and had no savings whatsoever after service as the consequence. Learn from my story bro and end the bullsh.it friendship as fast as you can just as I did with that idiotic roommate once I finished service. Learn to cut off useless people, it makes you live long. My 2 cents.

candlewax:
I Don bleep up brothers, how do I handle this situation I'm loosing weight very fast, this idiot I call a friend yesterday told me he wants to come to my place, we were very close in place of business but I don't know much about him aside business so I allowed him to visit, he was there in my house and told me he was going to sleep over I told him its OK.

As I was going out that evening, he later called me that a girl was coming to see him, I was stunned but didn't say a word. I just felt he should enjoy himself and that would be the last, to my surprise when I came back yesterday I saw two big plastic bags containing clothes from dry cleaner in my bedroom after, he wasn't around at that moment.

As I was still trying to understand the motive, the guy pressed the door bell, I opened and he went to lay on my bed, i slept on the living room last night, this morning he left before I woke up with the clothes still in my bed room. I told myself I will talk to him this evening but I was still looking for the polite way to talk to him, then my phone rang again this evening that he is coming, I said OK that's fine hoping to talk to him no matter how hard it is (I am a very quiet type) then he did come till few minutes ago.

He was banging on the gate and that is a big taboo in our compound because the key to the pedestrians gate was given to everyone in my compound so you can always lock the gate after you leave but this fool was banging at the gate like its a ghetto area. Everyone at the compound was already peeping at their window to know what's happening when I went to the gate to open it for him, to my greatest shock there was this razz tattooed lady with him, obviously a prostitute coming inside the compound with him. I was dumbfounded as I noticed people looking from their corridors.

I felt the ground should open and swallow me because it was unbearable, I was just recovering from the shock, this idiot got to my door instead of removing his shoes on the corridor he walked into my living room with his shoes on (Jesus) I couldn't bear that I told him remove his shoes because we joked a lot he retorted that I shouldn't talk to my boss in that manner again (thinking I was in for his jokes)

As I am typing this now, I'm laying on the living room and he is inside my bedroom on my bed with a prostitute. (I have only entertained a female visitor once in my house and I have never had sex with anyone on my bed) now this is what I get.

I am just a good guy to a fault (that's what I think) otherwise I couldn't let this guy inside my house, also he has a business that he said he wants to sell because he plans relocating to asaba to his family and I want to buy the business, I don't want him to feel I'm chasing him though that's what he deserves but I need smart ways to bid him farewell..

Towards the end of this I could hear a lady moaning meaning they are having sex and Im about to she'd tears why this guy wanna desecrate my home. Sorry for the long story but please advice my based on the delicate matter because I just battled depression and I will be depressed if this continues tomorrow. Thanks

You are even hearing sex sounds or moans in your own freaking house lol. Send the mother.fuc.ker out of your house. Don't tolerate bullsh.it, now or ever!

Is credit officer in a microfinance bank a marketing job with targets? Please help to reply, the earlier the better.

lilfreezy:
Why won't they, after dị Maria was marketing them by drinking Heineken on the pitch while humiliating one small club like that

Olote. Ed Woodward, see how my darling team is being made fun of because you have refused to buy quality players due to the fact you are cheap. GGMU anyways.

OreMI22:
Nigerians should endeavor to snap the picture of their result sheet at their polling station and post on social media.

These are some of the ways to defend your votes. INEC already has fake result sheets that it intends to submit as the real results and the real votes.

We have to make sure the real results and votes are posted out there for the world to see the sham election Buhari is planning.

Nigeria must be rescued!
Nigeria must be great again!!

+1. Record videos of the results being mentioned too.

tiredoflife:
With all this nonsense you people keep spreading
I will ask you one question

Are you really really enjoying this government and what it has made Nigeria to become
Don't bring the PDP blame.
Please
Answer based on you
Your neighbor
Your relative
Your business and job

Abi, tell them o bro. As if blame game is how the country should be run to progress SMH.

Rotimi47:
changes. However, as the #1 citizen, his impact and leverage are the highest." Could you list the reasons? Here is the list of 34 reasons I said Buhari is not the reason Nigerians are suffering today:

1. The PDP got $1 trillion dollars from crude oil sales in 16 years and no visible change in the country. Buhari got $97 billion in three and half years and turned the whole of Nigeria into a giant construction site.

2. It is the PDP that looted Nigeria into recession but Buhari pulled us out of recession in less than 12 months due to smart implementation of brilliant economic policies.

3. Compare Nigeria and Venezuela economy.

4. Thousands of Venezuelan citizens are crossing their land borders into Brazil because of economic hardship.

5. Another example is Cyprus and Greece.

6. The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) miracle.

7. Despite earning 1 trillion Dollars under PDP, Nigeria was still owing $6 Billion Dollars to multinational oil partners leading to job losses. Buhari paid it back in two years.

8. The Nigeria Customs Service used to remit disgraceful amounts to the treasury. But now, it is projected that it would remit between N1.5 trillion and N2 trillion Naira in 2018. In 2017, it remitted close to N1.4 trillion to the treasury.

9. The Nigeria Customs now remits about N2 trillion Naira to the treasury instead of about 50 Billion under PDP.

10. The federal inland revenue service now remits around N4 trillion naira per year to the treasury unlike before under GEJ when it used to remit N2 trillion.

11. The implementation of the treasury single account which was conceived by GEJ only started under Buhari and over 4 trillion was accumulated in a year.

12. The implementation of the BVN by President Buhari eliminated 75K ghost workers from the civil service thereby saving Nigeria N200 billion per year.

13. Unlike before when fuel scarcity was a recurring decimal, now under Buhari this problem has been nipped in the bud.

14. The 3K MW Mambila Hydropower project which was conceived decades ago has now received counterpart funding from the FG and it has been awarded to a Chinese construction firm for $5.7 billion. Most of the funds for the project will come from the China Exim Bank.

15. Buhari has recovered looted funds of over N1 trillion looted under the PDP/GEJ’s 3-year administration and these recoveries were factored into 2017 and 2018 budgets for the FG.

16. Buhari has been able to purchase over a billion-dollar worth of military hardware to fight terrorism.

17. Smuggling, armed robbery and brazen embezzlement of public funds have reduced drastically under President Buhari.

18. Buhari took us from a one-product and oil-dependent economy to a diversified economy. From spending billions of dollars on rice importation and from being the biggest rice-importing nation in the world to becoming the biggest rice producer in Africa and the 6th largest in the world.

19. He is also putting billions of naira in the pockets of Nigerians directly via the rice related anchored borrowers’ program which has created over 12 million jobs and over 4 million rice millionaire farmers.

20. Cash is paid directly to the poor via the conditional cash transfer of a non-refundable sum of N5k per person per month under Buhari. 10k per person is being paid also under the TraderMoni program and this amount can be scaled up to N100k if the beneficiaries pay back the loan.

21. Over 15m pupils are getting one meal a day with a drink and this has increased school enrolment.

22. Over 4,000 capital projects were included in the 2018 budget alone and Buhari is doing his best to disburse to contractors despite the fact that Saraki reduced the funds for these 4,000 projects by N347b. Buhari has so far spent over 2 trillion naira on roads, bridges, airports, primary health care etc. Instead of 18 Billion spent by Jonathan.

23. 500,000 previously unemployed graduates now have jobs under Buhari N-Power program.

24. Pensioners who were forgotten are now getting paid including ex-staffers of the Nigerian Airways 35 years later. An Ukraine-based pastor Sunday Adelaja. Source: Original

25. Also, ex-service men including those who served under Biafra got paid the gratuity that the FG had been owing them since the 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s and their pension payments have been regular under Buhari.

26. Thousands of Nigerians who would have continued to die in roads the PDP did not fix for 16 years cannot say Buhari has not made his impact felt considering the fact that over 500 federal roads are currently being fixed by FERMA and the Federal Ministry of Works all under Buhari.

27. There is not one state in Nigeria today where the Federal Government is not executing at least one road project.

28. Difficult or abandoned projects like the 2nd Niger Bridge have been brought back to life.

29. Sections of Ilorin-Jebba, Sokoto to Jeba, Sokoto-iletahave been completed. While progress of works continues nationwide from Jada to Mayo Belwa, Enugu to Port Harcourt, Lagos to Shagamu, Benin to Okene, Lokoja to Abuja, Kano to Maiduguri, Abuja – Kaduna, Kano to mention a few.

30. Millions of Nigerians will benefit from the dual carriage standard gauge rail lines scattered around the 6 geopolitical zones of Nigeria.

31. Thousands of artisans and graduates draw on loans of over N50b made available to them through the bank of industry with only their University certificates serving as collateral.

32. Boko Haram used to control 26 local governments in Nigeria but now it controls none. . Paris Club refund and Bail out to all the 36 States for 2 conservative times to the tune of $3B.

33. 20,000 Nigerians rescued from Boko Haram captivity including 100 Chibok girls and 100 Dapchi girls.

34. Jonathan met 64 billion dollars in the foreign reserves of Nigeria Depleted it to 29 billion despite making 383 billion from oil alone. They spent the 383 billion in six year, borrowed 20billion dollars, then went to the reserves to vandalize the reserves Today Buhari with three times less income has been able to increase our foreign reserves to 43 billion, and still executing more projects on ground. The current administration was voted into office promising to defeat corruption and recover the looted funds. How can Nigeria get rid of corruption? It is going to be a long and difficult fight for Nigeria to get rid of corruption. The only way to do it is to first of all change the value systems of the Nigerian people. We need to change our mindset. The government unfortunately right now are not paying keen attention to values. They are rather paying too much attention to the fight against corruption through police and government groups that they had set up. But the only way to get the country out of corruption is first to change the mindset of the people.

READ ALSO: Breaking: INEC releases electoral offences ahead of 2019 elections (Full list) Nigeria is competing with South Africa for continent’s ‘#1 economy’ title and stabilise its economy pretty well following the slump in oil prices. Will Nigeria eventually become an African superpower? Yes, there is no doubt about it. Nigeria will eventually become Africa’s superpower. I think the greatest challenge has been this past four-five years. From now on, I think Nigeria will be growing gradually but steadily. Nigeria will eventually fulfill her potentials. Meanwhile, Legit.ng had previously reported that six days to presidential election, the candidate of the All Progressives Congress, President Muhammadu Buhari's chances of winning the poll has again been boosted with his adoption by the Oyo state chapter of the Alliance for Democracy (AD) as its presidential candidate Read more: https://www.legit.ng/1221333-2019-ukraine-based-nigerian-pastor-reveals-34-reasons-buhari-win-presidential-election-part-1.html

Blame game is now how to run the country SMH, continue so gbo? Zombie.

Earthbound:
So for your mind now, you be celebrity abi?

It is not about celebrity, it is about doing the right things and condemning the bad things. Don't be indifferent in issues like this. It is our indifference as a people to bad things and injustice that has made this country a shi.t.hole. I have said my own.

First of all, you MTN guys are useless and thieves. If you have no 4G service in Ibadan, why are you upgrading SIMs to 4G SIMs there? That is not my problem though, I can not even use the SIM on 3G network lol SMH, so if your 4G network fluctuates or has downtime, it means we can not use the data on 3G, you guys should really improve, idiots. By the way, my number is 0810 276 3459.I must use the 4G bonus I was given and subsequent device bonus for the next 3 months. I want this rectified by at most the end of today if not, I will get on Nairaland, I will come here everyday and post my facebook status update to denigrate your company. If you think you know how to frustrate people while cheating them, I will show you that I am the king of frustrating people. It is not your fault that NCC has collected your bribes and can not regulate and punish and sanction you network companies guys anymore. Useless rogues. End of rant. Your clock is ticking, you don't wanna try me. A word is enough for the wise. By the way, I have called the NCC customer care line, you are in for it.

CC: Lalasticlala, Dominique, Mynd44, Seun.

To the mods, be the change the country sorely needs.

Please to the fronpage where other Nairalanders can see and comment on this.

Thank you.

What is Lalasticlala doing? Is it because you were raised in a military regime that you do not know the Democratic tenets of freedom of speech? Or the more known secret that you are a Muslim and highly intolerant of critical views and affront to your religion? Please improve. If you are doing this as a mod, then you should not ever complain about our politicians there. If you like, you can delete this comment or even better ban my moniker. I will open another Nairaland account without another moniker. I want to see how you would know I am the one you banned SMH.

NIFIMEMFL:
A Microfinance in Ikorodu is recruiting to fill the positions below:

[b]Job Tittle: Credit Office[/b]r
Location: Ikorodu, Lagos
Experience: Well experienced with proven records.
Age: 27 - 35yrs

Job Objective & Summary
To source for new customers to disburse loan and ensure full repayment as at when due

Responsibilities:
1. Attract new customers to the business
2. Perform KYC on the customers
3. Manage and follow up on loan to ensure prompt and due repayment while preventing default
4. Evaluate loan applications and documentation by confirming credit worthiness before processing loan application of successful clients
5. Fulfillment of additional duties as required.

Qualification ......BSC/HND

[b]Job Tittle: Account Office[/b]r
Location: Ikorodu, Lagos
Experience: Well experienced with proven records.
Age: 27 - 35yrs

Responsibilities:
1. Generating of Branch’s weekly expectation
2. Presenting of cheques to customers and making sure that all relevant documents are reviewed and filed.
3. Presides over processing of Staff Salaries and payment of petty cash expenditures
4. Making sure that the vault is balanced daily and align all financial activities with the organization’s regulation
5. Prepares and presents the Branch’s Weekly, Monthly, Quarterly and Yearly Financial Report
6. Performs comprehensive internal and external audit on staffs during and after employment.
7. Fulfillment of additional duties as required

Qualification ......BSC/HND

Applicants within Ikorodu, Mile 12, Ketu, Ojota and it's environs are encourage to apply.

Send CV to hr@nifimemfl. com
Call 07051656874

Sent a CV to the same email last week. amusan.adeyemi15@gmail.com. I have someone I can stay with in Ojota. Thanks