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Politics / Re: Pipeline Bombed Mend Mean Their Word by YemiAlabi: 7:51pm On Mar 16, 2011
Fresh facts have emerged concerning this development. There is information that this attack was NOT carried out by MEND but by enemies of the Nigerian state. Text messages were found on two peoples phones (names withheld) which read:

'You don get the money? I don blow agip gooooo'
'Lets meet at Buhari's headquarters'
'Ok. Make sure nobody knows that we are the confirmed masterminds of this attack and it was sponsored by the "blue" party'
'No problem. How your wife'
'Ol boy which kin question be dat??'

End of messages.

The culprits are being trailed by the security agencies and will be caught soon.

Source
Politics / Re: SSS Arraigns CPC Candidate Over Suleja Bombing by YemiAlabi: 1:06am On Mar 08, 2011
y all of u dey vex?
I for one am very sure Buhari agents did do it in suleja. the october first bomb blast was engineered by the buhari agents using ibbs men. i can bet my life savings. these things are done to make goodluck look bad. it is his destiny. God put him there. Don't play with destiny. Don't play with God.
Politics / Re: Bayelsa’s Richest Politician Efcc Cannot Arrest! by YemiAlabi: 9:24pm On Mar 07, 2011
i may be like this in a few years. . .God let GEJ win this election so my dreams can come true
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan: My Fellow Widows by YemiAlabi: 3:48pm On Mar 07, 2011
You are all slowpoke. This woman is model of the classic woman. take some time2think. how will this add to your pot_of_soup? english? ho cares? God put her there. respect her, respect God. you are all crazy. all u haters. she is a messenger from God.
Politics / Stunning Biography Of President Goodluck Johnathan by YemiAlabi: 4:28pm On Feb 23, 2011
Goodluck Ebele Johnathan is the current President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. He is the first Bayelsan to hold the office. Johnathan previously served as a Governor/Deputy Govenor from Bayelsa, from 2003 until he resigned after his election to the presidency in 2007.

A native of Honolulu, Hawaii, Johnathan is a graduate of Columbia University and Harvard Law School, where he was the president of the Harvard Law Review. He was a community organizer in Chicago before earning his law degree. He worked as a civil rights attorney in Chicago and taught constitutional law at the University of Chicago Law School from 1992 to 2004.

Johnathan served three terms in the Illinois Senate from 1997 to 2004. Following an unsuccessful bid against a Democratic incumbent for a seat in the U.S. House of Representatives in 2000, he ran for United States Senate in 2004. Several events brought him to national attention during the campaign, including his victory in the March 2004 Democratic primary and his keynote address at the Democratic National Convention in July 2004. He won election to the U.S. Senate in November 2004. His presidential campaign began in February 2007, and after a close campaign in the 2010 Party presidential primaries against Atiku Abubakar, he won his party's nomination. In the 2008 general election, he defeated Yar'adua and was inaugurated as president on January 20, 2010.

As president, Johnathan signed economic stimulus legislation in the form of the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act in February 2009 and the Tax Relief, Unemployment Insurance Reauthorization, and Job Creation Act of 2010 in December 2010. Other domestic policy initiatives include the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, the Dodd–Frank Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act and the Don't Ask, Don't Tell Repeal Act of 2010. In foreign policy, Johnathan gradually withdrew combat troops from Iraq, increased troop levels in Afghanistan, and signed an arms control treaty with Russia. In October 2009, Obama was named the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize laureate.

He was the first person ever to set foot on the Moon. Before becoming an astronaut, Johnathan was in the Nigerian Navy and saw action in the Korean War. After the war, he served as a test pilot at the National Advisory Committee for Aeronautics (NACA) High-Speed Flight Station, now known as the Dryden Flight Research Center, where he flew over 900 flights in a variety of aircraft. As a research pilot, Armstrong served as project pilot on the F-100 Super Sabre A and C aircraft, F-101 Voodoo, and the Lockheed F-104A Starfighter. He also flew the Bell X-1B, Bell X-5, North American X-15, F-105 Thunderchief, F-106 Delta Dart, B-47 Stratojet, KC-135 Stratotanker and Paresev. He graduated from Purdue University and the University of Southern California.

His first spaceflight was aboard Gemini 8 in 1966, as a 5 year old boy, for which he was the command pilot, becoming one of the first Nigerian civilians to fly in space (Joseph Albert Walker was the first US civilian in space several years earlier).[1][2] On this mission, he performed the first manned docking of two spacecraft together with pilot David Scott. Johnathan's second and last spaceflight was as mission commander of the Apollo 11 moon landing mission on July 20, 1969. On this mission, Johnathan and Buzz Aldrin descended to the lunar surface and spent 2½ hours exploring while Michael Collins remained in orbit in the Command Module. Johnathan is a recipient of the Congressional Space Medal of Honor
Politics / Re: Won't Gej Send Planes To Libya? by YemiAlabi: 4:05pm On Feb 23, 2011
abeeeeeg! Leave President GEJ alone, Im sure he is working on a plan right now
Politics / Re: Why Cant Diasporic Nigerians Take A Qeueu From Egyptians In The Us? by YemiAlabi: 11:58pm On Jan 30, 2011
there is surely a mix up!
So needless to say, Ma_J_Blige is called Yemmy Alabi?
Politics / Re: Why Cant Diasporic Nigerians Take A Qeueu From Egyptians In The Us? by YemiAlabi: 10:47pm On Jan 30, 2011
Ma_J_Blige:

you copied it from here:

http://www.facebook.com/Otanbinuori

what else is new?

Yes, that is my profile on facebook. Yemi Alabi is my name

Can I know you? or is your name also Yemi Alabi. . .from which side are you from>
Politics / Re: Why Cant Diasporic Nigerians Take A Qeueu From Egyptians In The Us? by YemiAlabi: 10:26pm On Jan 30, 2011

what do you say? I like your confidence on this site, can we meet and chat later?
i am handsome

Politics / Re: Why Cant Diasporic Nigerians Take A Qeueu From Egyptians In The Us? by YemiAlabi: 10:15pm On Jan 30, 2011
Ma_J_Blige, are you female?
Music/Radio / Re: Behind The Scenes Pictures From Dbanj & Snoop Video Shoot For Endowed Rmx by YemiAlabi: 12:52am On Jan 15, 2011
Ma_J_Blige:

photoshop

useless mugu grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Behind The Scenes Pictures From Dbanj & Snoop Video Shoot For Endowed Rmx by YemiAlabi: 12:51am On Jan 15, 2011
Ma_J_Blige:

photoshop. Lets see the video- not the recordings.

fool grin grin grin
Politics / Re: How Many Political Parties In Nigeria. Names Please. by YemiAlabi: 3:22pm On Jan 12, 2011
*Whistles by*
Politics / Re: Jonathan Goodluck: A Justified Spendthrift Or A Thief? by YemiAlabi: 6:42pm On Aug 17, 2010
they showed me your grave, how come you are still here talking? following me? Have they told you my new accomplishment? or you want me to tell you, so you can keep ranting? and jump in the lagoon?
Politics / Re: Beyond Emotions: What Does Goodluck Jonathan Stand For? by YemiAlabi: 10:40pm On Aug 15, 2010
@labiyemmy:

Because you see London under my username has made you to blindly conclude that I live in London and dont know whats up in Naija? Thats one of the mistakes that sends people like you talking meaninglessly.

What is your proof of the loud but senseless statement that Jonathan settled governonr with 20Billion Naira? I can take you up on that and I bet you will eat those words back and you will be silent forever.

I think it is you who is fooling yourself with criticisms that dont hold water- all you have said is just another rant that cant noit be substantiated- where is Gani today (may his soul rest in peace) - where is Keyamo, where are all those who rants at everythigng government and yet, Nigeria is still what it is since they have been ranting? It just shows that rants dont work, it gets you nowhere and it is time to stop it and let those who want to sincerely work to improve Naija to work.

You are a completely useless prat, how can you lick the *ssholes of everyone in political office so blindly - from Bankole to Yar'Adua to Johnathan. You really are a goat who talks without meaning and can be easily lead and distracted.
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Is Ignorance Celebrated So Much On Nairaland Or In Nigeria In General? by YemiAlabi: 12:37pm On Aug 11, 2010
I agree!
After all, one idio.t started this thread and is displaying his ignorance.
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Approved The Construction Of A $3.5 Billion Electricity Grid by YemiAlabi: 12:34pm On Aug 11, 2010
@labiyemmy:

Do these people who debate meaninglessly here have anything better to do? Just a question o.

You and I have better things to do, lets go do them.
Politics / Re: Who Is The Commisioner Of Works In Lagos? by YemiAlabi: 5:41pm On Jul 17, 2010
Mahatma Gandhi
Car Talk / Re: How Useful AreCar Navigation Systems On Nigerian Roads? by YemiAlabi: 4:10pm On May 16, 2010
U r modifying your posts to match mine? You are truly a coward and an slowpoke.
The best answer for you is silence. Continue to promote my goods, I dot mind. But dont impersonate me. OK!
Car Talk / Re: How Useful AreCar Navigation Systems On Nigerian Roads? by YemiAlabi: 3:50pm On May 16, 2010
@George

We are working on other systems, we have only released the Kenwood version, others will follow.

Please note the last post- ignore it, it is from an imbe cile, a cow in human skin and a human embodiment of a deranged animal, we know him. He is on his way to his grave due to jealousy. If he replies, be sure he is an im becile, if he doesnt reply, be sure he is a coward.

@labiyemmy - if you are sure of your worth - call me- and face me instead of hiding behind your screen - God kill your papa., You are simply jealous of our achievement, a common drop out like you. Jealous of my First Class degree in Engineering, jealous of my God given achievements which you and your generation can only dream about- juealous of the fact that if they put you on sale, I will be the first to buy you and your entire household- Idiot.

Reply and confirm your silly gumtionless and moronic brain and if you stop replying, then you are a coward.
Politics / Double IDs by YemiAlabi: 12:14am On May 04, 2010
This message is for the goat-beast @labiyemmy

if you are sure of your worth - call me- and face me instead of hiding behind your screen - God kill your papa., You are simply jealous of our achievement, a common drop out like you. Jealous of my First Class degree in Engineering, jealous of my God given achievements which you and your generation can only dream about- juealous of the fact that if they put you on sale, I will be the first to buy you and your entire household- Idiot.

The worst you will do is to copy and paste my exact words which i am sure u will do.
Education / Re: My Masters Programme,myself And Ghana! by YemiAlabi: 4:10pm On Apr 26, 2010
please log out of nairaland and research the schools you would like to apply to and contact them. alternately, you could wait for some scammer to come in here and tell you to call 'Mr Johnson' or 'Dr. Frimpong'
Celebrities / Re: How Money, Infidelity Destroy Marriages In Nollywood by YemiAlabi: 1:59am On Dec 24, 2009
You guys need to calm down especially you Paroh_frey! lol
Properties / Re: Wharehouse Needed For Rent In Abuja. by YemiAlabi: 1:37pm On Dec 07, 2009
Contact Yemmy Alabi.
Do you know him?
Celebrities / Re: Uche Jombo Says All Men Are Dogs - Is This Insult Not Too Much From These Women? by YemiAlabi: 10:37pm On Jun 14, 2009
mehn suck my di.ck. Im a CEO! of my own company!
Nairaland / General / Re: Imagine Reasons Why They Ban You On Nairaland, Too Authoritative. by YemiAlabi: 10:28pm On Jun 14, 2009
Yeah. hmmmm.
Politics / Re: Nairaland Is Destroying Nigeria Or Making Nigeria Better! by YemiAlabi: 10:24pm On Jun 14, 2009
I have a large penis. Please contact me for balls suckualtion please.
Romance / Re: Cheating Wife And Cheating Husband - by YemiAlabi: 12:49pm On Mar 16, 2009
This is a true story.
I had nothing as the MD of my company and failed to get a job even as a first class graduate.
But a man who was fokin my wife helped me out.
Boy oh girl!
Mr. I laugh how do you know of my sad true life story? Let me log on with my tumfulu id and tell you how it happened.
Oh! Tumfulu's been banned! Guess i shall use mosun ade or maybe tosh acer. Hold on. . .
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Need Buyers/money Please Assist Me Please Brothers And Sisters. by YemiAlabi: 11:40pm On Feb 08, 2009
Brash please 4give all d times i told u to fok urself and abused you family
im sorry now please
i need every1's help

My name is Yemmy Alabi
i have been on this forum since 2007 pedling my gps'navigation system for nigeria
but it does not work again.
Oga i need you
I laugh/ tumfulu/ferlie is all me. I need all y'allz help ooooo.
HELP ME OR FOK U!
Romance / Re: A Friend Is In Need Of A Faithful And Honest Lady by YemiAlabi: 11:31pm On Feb 08, 2009
I am d MD of 3D technologyes.
We do a lot of elecronic works and i seriously need your patronage right now.
We do GPS programming and have done nigeria map on gps though it is not finish yet though.
Please buy our products.

I finish with first class in univercity and have been abroad for masters.
Please brothers and sisters help me out.
i need to eat. Life is hard and tough.
Please brothers and sisters.

This is ur friend nd brother tumfulu as i am more populaly known.

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