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Literature › Re: Souloho19 Wins July 5k Award by Yemike(m): 9:30am On Jul 07, 2018
Souloho19
Education › Re: WAEC 2018 Results: Check And Tell Us About Yours by Yemike(m): 9:06am On Jul 07, 2018
Yemike:
Are there science courses my brother can study with this result or he should just apply for GCE. Thanks.

It seems biology makes the good result bad.

Education › Re: WAEC 2018 Results: Check And Tell Us About Yours by Yemike(m): 1:27pm On Jul 06, 2018
Are there science courses my brother can study with this result or he should just apply for GCE. Thanks.

It seems biology makes the good result bad.

Nairaland General › Re: Back Then ,when People Died We Kill A Cow But Now When Cow Died People Are Kill by Yemike(m): 4:23pm On Jul 01, 2018
That's the change sai baba broughtgrin
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Yemike(m): 5:23pm On Jun 30, 2018
Messi who??

Here comes the new king.......Mbappe.
Literature › Re: The Hole In The Wall by Yemike(m): 1:18pm On Jun 09, 2018
Words can't describe the amount of wisdom, knowledge and understanding that God bestowed upon you. More Grace sir.
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Sports › Re: Loris Karius Dumped By Girlfriend Following Life Threatening Messages by Yemike(m): 8:52am On Jun 07, 2018
Did the OP just typed German shot-stopper or ayam not seeing clearly??


My granny issa better naija shot-stoppergringrin
Literature › Re: Theblessedman Wins June 5k Literature Award by Yemike(m): 7:57pm On Jun 05, 2018
Souloho19 is the right man. He's just too good to be denied this.

I repeat!! I gallantly cast my vote for Souloho19.

I reserve my other comments till July 1st.


Once again it's SOULOHO19!.
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Celebrities › Re: U Look S€x Starved, Fans React To Adorable Makeup Photo Of Opetola Dolapo by Yemike(m): 2:17pm On Jun 03, 2018
Are you sure it's the same woman that's wearing police uniform that's in the first picture??

Looking like a babe in the first pics and like granny on duty in the second pics.


Ayam not understanding.
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Yemike(m): 2:10pm On Jun 03, 2018
goldenval:
Don't worry I will contact you real soon... I thank you for those games you're dropping here, I want to thank chewbacca, Chiadikaobi,Hunry, nini1, Mversed and others including one girl here which I can't remember her name and other great users here, you guys are doing amazing work here and to my haters, I love them too because the more they hate me, the more am going higher cheesy cheesy..

Life is beautiful once we stop hating to somebody we don't even know... I've asked myself when I was 13 that I want to become a millionaire, fly airplane, travel abroad and help ppl and because I never hold grudges against anyone, anytime I see someone with a big car, i always said to myself, God, in you I put my hope and trust with. I must get there no matter how many years it will take me.

I did my first traveled abroad when I was 18yrs with my uncle, before that 18yrs,.. I always get luck because anytime I came across with ppl they always fall in love with me because of my humility and honest.

I remembered my uncle friend that returned back from Brazil same year and he went with us to Dubia, then after the Dubia business, he called me to come and meet him at his office. I was 18 going 19, then I went there and he said, He would like us to do business together and he asked for my advice like what kind of business should he ventured his money, I told him furniture business. This man agreed to go to China with me, He paid for my visa and tickets, while in china, he bought 2 containers full of furniture and handed it over to me to sell grin grin, because God is so kind to me, I sold them and made more than 15million profits, as a sharp Igbo guy then, I told him the profits made from those goods was 8million, he was so happy, he gave me 1million as my own share and pocked 7million without him knowing that I already pocked 7million plus his 1million he gave me then because he was thinking I am a kid lol... so I have 8million saved then, plus some 2million cash I made from my first uncle making 10 million Naira, by 2006 I already 20yrs old, I decided to used that my 10million to import my own container too from those chinese contact I had. I paid the money without travelling to China myself, Business was booming and thats how I grew the money till it became 30million plus and the rest is history before I started blogging and my first blog is bigmoneyweb.com which a white america investor later acquired from me when I was 21, then I build Justretweet.com after my Cameroon friend built eastretweet.com but because of lots of spamming going on there, I went and build Justretweet.com strictly for bloggers who are finding it difficult to share their blog posts on the web, the site became a great success within 30days of launched, I already made $1000 from the site then and after 6 months 2 chinese america contacted me and offered me $100,000 to sell it to them plus I will be making certain % for being a member there too. I never stop doing business, later I started businessgross.com and after 12months I sold that blog at $20,000 and at 31yrs I saw my business crossed over 2.5billion Naira. ( I will let you guys know how much I have make this 2018 but that will be towards end of this year) I know my haters will attack me or call me bragging lol but I am not.

At 24yrs, I have my first baby a son, then at 26 I have my 2nd son, at 27 I have my last son which is 6yrs old now.

So why I decided to tell this little secret is to encourage other ppl going through tough times never to give up, don't insults ppl you don't know but instead pray to be greater than them. I don't have friends as am talking to you right now because of what happened 2007 when I have lots of friends without knowing some belongs to society (Occult) I live a private life, I don't smoke or drink or club. always know the kind of friends you keep because some friends are funny who will never ever advice or build your future.


I have lots to tell but that will be a story for another day.

Whatever you do in life, remember we all needs someone to help us because a tree can never make a forest.

Thank you everyone,

Peace out.
I take inspiration from this. Although I lost both my parent and I still have two siblings to take care of. I know it's not a problem cuz I'm still young (22+) and everything is just for experience. I know I'll make it very soon and it's not by Alabi.
Family › Re: Adorable Photos Of World’s Smallest Woman And Her Husband by Yemike(m): 2:00pm On Jun 03, 2018
Out of all the games i'm sure she can't play PlayStation or Xbox how she go carry the gamepads.

And sometimes when the hubby just came in and maybe the wife's just by the door he'll just trample upon the little woman unknowingly.
Literature › Re: The Hole In The Wall by Yemike(m): 1:44pm On Jun 03, 2018
Buzz is buzzing the agency around.


I fear for Bigelow and Kristen.


Buzz deserves a slow and painful death.

Get on the wheel we're ready for a bumpy ride on Captain Souloho.
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Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Yemike(m): 1:04pm On Jun 03, 2018
Please house, how does nairabet MFM works??
Must I have the equivalent amount of bonus in my bet account before I could use it??
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Yemike(m): 5:39pm On Jun 02, 2018
bazkid24:
So this Naija team couldn't do ordinary 10 minutes drawhuh
I tire o. cry
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Yemike(m): 3:46am On Jun 02, 2018
I played a game yesterday with Algeria straight win remaining for it to click. I was following the scores till like 50+ mins when Algeria was winning 2-1 till my phone ba3 went flat and I don use my mind draft how I'll spend the 19.8k most especially the medicine I wanted to buy for my kid bro. only for me to charge my phone now to see how Algeria crashed my hope losing 2-3. Chai.

This betting ehn
Agriculture › Re: How To Start Plantain Farming In Nigeria by Yemike(m): 12:19pm On May 30, 2018
Olami90:
So much I have learnt on the thread.
Can someone help with rough estimate of how many suckers will be needed for a plot or an acre and an idea of what is expected to be made at least from an acre of plantain farm at the end of a season....

Thank you.


cc: maxipharo
Yemike
teeisaac
Clearing is the first thing to do after land had been acquired. The cost varies depending on the location but an Aboki/Agatu man shouldn't charge more than 4k/plot making it #24,000 an acre.

The next thing to do is to acquire the hybrid plantain sucker to be planted. I can provide you with highly yield plantain sucker at an affordable price of #130 per sucker that makes it #130,000 per 1000 sucker cuz you'll need 1,000 plantain sucker on an acre of land.

To plant the sucker you can contact those who did the clearing for you or get in touch with professionals to do that for you at the rate of #30-#50 per sucker. (I can help with that @ #30 per sucker) let's say you'll spend #30,000 here.

Clearing of weeds should be done twice first in 2-3 and 5-6 months respectively its the same amount as the clearing charge which is #24,000.

Fertilizer/maure needs to be added to enhance good yield. Poultry wastes is the best here and you can get this for free from poultry farmers or pay a token for it. Let's assume #5,000 for this.

Total money spent = #250,000.

Then, it's harvest time.

The price of plantain bunches are variable, it depends on the size of the bunch. The price varies from #800 from small bunch to #1,500. Average bunch should be around #1,150. Assuming after harvesting you have like 900 bunches available for sale and you sold it #1,000 each totalling 900k after harvest.
Deducting your start-up capital which is #250,000 and #50,000 for miscellaneous (fuel, transport etc) you'll be left with #600,000.
You can make double the amount. If you follow my calculations I restrict it to the barest minimum profit you can make.

The cost of production for the next planting season is very low as there is no need to buy suckers again. In fact you'll have enough suckers to start up another plantation or you may decide to sell the suckers to a fellow farmer.

I hope this helps a little. Feel free to ask questions in any area that you're still in doubt.
Literature › Re: The Hole In The Wall by Yemike(m): 8:13pm On May 28, 2018
Thanks for the update et mention boss.
I hope Bigelow doesn't find himself just like a pawn in this war of Agencies.
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Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Yemike(m): 2:39pm On May 28, 2018
rastaLivity:
guys, I got the job_was called to come pick my appointment letter. Mehn I'm rolling multinational at the power sector and the pay is mindblowing. See you all at the very top, God bless.
Congrats bro. More blessings and promotions to accompany it in Jah's name.
Agriculture › Re: How To Start Plantain Farming In Nigeria by Yemike(m): 10:55am On May 28, 2018
Plantain suckers are available at a considerate price (depending on the variety tho').

Contact us via; sirafolabi@gmail.com.

Other plants available are;
Cocoa
Papaya
Passion fruit
Sweet orange
Lemon
Shaddock
Palm
Coconut
Avocado
Walnut
Mango
Cherry
Local apple
Custard Apple
Soursop

All available in large and small quantities.
Literature › Re: The Hole In The Wall by Yemike(m): 10:19am On May 28, 2018
Professor Soul please give us something (I mean lengthy update) to start the new week with.

Njare.
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Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Yemike(m): 10:15am On May 28, 2018
Today is all about tennis.
Make upset no come full everywhere.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is A Chronic Liar What Should I Do by Yemike(m): 7:41am On May 28, 2018
To her you might just be a benefactor while the guy you see her chating with inside the bus might be the real guy to her.


Are you afraid of her? cuz seeing her lying just to be with another man should give you more than enough morale you needed to face her and ask her about it.

Take a step before it's too late.

Or maybe you're lacking in da oza room aspect and she's just filling the void you know.
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Yemike(m): 11:30pm On May 27, 2018
Big Sam I was just taunting the guygrin


It's good to get on self acclaimed professor of English nerves.grin


The guy is even way older than I am.gringrin
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Yemike(m): 11:22pm On May 27, 2018
yomislim:
nah, I'm not successful, fact that I'm on this page, waiting for payday with my 100# stake buttress that point, and damn, you are so successful and your first nairaland topics says a lot.
I don't chase bitch, I chase money to be successful Bro.
This is my last quote, I nor get strength for e-thrash.
That shows the level of your IQ bro.

Keep wallowing in your stupidity.

bonne nuit. imbécile.
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Yemike(m): 11:06pm On May 27, 2018
yomislim:
I knew someone will definitely speak in pidgin.
OK I follow his path, kill yourself sir.
And here's to someone that doesn't speak/type in pidgin but there isn't any iota of success in his life!

Irony of lifegrin



Bring it on boy
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Yemike(m): 10:32pm On May 27, 2018
yomislim:
boda, how many time he go apologise naa?? People here self fit make the guy go commit suicide ontop money wey no reach 1m
Abeg let this guy breath, é don do unaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Don't quote me and be spewing thrash, I'm not alexistaiwo landlord and far from being his brother, abeg!
Sinner shall run when he's not been pursued.


Try to be polite for once in your lifetime. I knew you were raised to be a good son but you choose to follow the alexistaiwo path.
Celebrities › Re: Swanky Jerry Slams Those Trolling Tiwa Savage's Outfit To Afro Repubulik by Yemike(m): 9:35pm On May 27, 2018
Nigerians with backward brain matters.
If she like she can perform with no clothing it's her life, her problem.
That bearded guy says it all.
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Yemike(m): 8:44pm On May 27, 2018
And to say all segunda division to play un1.5 goals HT nah 20+ odds.
Celebrities › Re: Rita Ora Pays Tribute To Dance Producer, Avicii by Yemike(m): 7:32pm On May 27, 2018
What da fucq??
So Avicii have died??
I've really missed a lot since I lost my phone.
His song "Night" is one of my favourite.
R.I.P.
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Yemike(m): 6:11pm On May 27, 2018
Nah sawdust full some people head.


Instead of spewing thrash tell your boss Alexistaiwo to stop acting like commando on top other people's money. He should just admit his wrongdoing and apologise.

He may be your boss but he's a commoner here.

Person wey steal #100 bread last week was beaten talkless of a guyman that do away with over 50k meant for others.

Apologise!
Celebrities › Re: Davido’s Girlfriend, Chioma Slays In Jumpsuit, Shows Her Backside by Yemike(m): 2:16pm On May 27, 2018
Sometimes I can't help but wonder at what attracted Davido to this girl.


Just like I'm confused about the backside the op is talking about cuz I can't see any!
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Yemike(m): 2:10pm On May 27, 2018
DorianD:
Young boys is never fails....inplay odds at 3.75
But you just failed Mr Akpan your English teachergrin

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