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Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Yemike(m): 11:53am On May 27, 2018
My contribution to fuel Alabi's cargrin



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Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Yemike(m): 10:07pm On May 26, 2018
seunlayi:
I won all! 5 slips but just about 2 odds times 5. , over 2.5, over 3.5, home win both half, home to score both half. How I wish I have money instead of 100 each on each slips

I knew madrid owns the day
Potential alexistaiwo
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Yemike(m): 9:41pm On May 26, 2018
Samuel60:
lf d guy ad lost now u would see how some golden idiot would come out to start talking shit...about how unprofessional he was n how wise he was to stake under 3.5 yeye people
You sef get problemgrin
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Yemike(m): 9:38pm On May 26, 2018
You sure say goalkeeper dey that Liverpool goalpost??

Make dem just use my great granny guard the post bettergrin
Literature › Re: Centino Wins May Literature Section 5K Award by Yemike(m): 9:34pm On May 26, 2018
tsharp:
I don't waste time when I can easily identify the best and catch my trips kiss
Suit yourself bro.

Wanna imitate Kingsley? grin
Literature › Re: Centino Wins May Literature Section 5K Award by Yemike(m): 9:23pm On May 26, 2018
tsharp:
my comment is against the backdrop of "completeness" of a writer. you can find 100 other writers who sound like Souloho but very few like centino. Someone voting for him here described him as badass and i can't agree more. the depth of his knowledge on some of the things he says through Mr Cosmas is unreal. he is a different breed. that is why his is the story i want to read here. but like you said, it's a matter of preference. kudos to both of them.
Are you for real?? @bolded

Then you must have met just a few writers yourself.
Literature › Re: Centino Wins May Literature Section 5K Award by Yemike(m): 8:36pm On May 26, 2018
tsharp:
shocked shocked shocked
Complete writer? Centino is extraordinary! He mixes politics, sports, religion, metaphysics,psychology, mad humor, family saga, sex and more. The kind of combo you don't ever see, much less on a free forum. His story is twenty in one. Written in both Queens English and street pidgin. Just go and read. Number 225 Katakata Street. He gets my vote over and over again.
Why your blood too dey hot?

Just read stories like "The devil who loved me", "Chido Remy", " "There and back on time". Then you'll know our dear centino and Mr Souloho are still behind some great writers that have graced this forum with their writing skills.

You might be into Korean family drama while I'm into Jack Bauer and co.

I'm currently following centino's katakata where mama Akuna is disturbing the place with her witchcraft and freke in dilemma over Maya's pregnancy.

I doubt if you've read any of souloho's story yourself.

What is good for the goose might be bad for the gander.

You prefer Centino and I prefer Souloho everyone to his own opinion.

Someone here has already explained what Souloho is capable of

Just check it out.



abiderx:
The title usually sound funny that you might want to ask, How come?
The first chapter makes you relax thinking "It's just like other stories".
Along the line, you become emotionally attached and start making funny assumption with almost correct theories.
You become tired of assumptions and decide to read along religiously, checking for updates off and on.
At some point you think you have a grasp of the story but then the twist gives you tachycardia or bradycardia as the case may be. (you start contemplating if is safe to stop due to health reason, but then your emotion won't let you stop).
Talk about quotes coined from the events in the story.
Talk about detailed and witty explanation of conditions and concepts. Talk about clarity and finesse and suspense.
At the end you would sigh and want to give yourself a hard knock, why? (the clue to the climax has been there in the first chapter but the writer coated in a way that your subconscious got tricked making your brain trail off into condemning innocent characters)

Delayed Diagnosis (which physician would do that)
The Devil Wears Okirika (how? Of all clothings, na Okirika devil see to wear?
The hole in the wall (maybe a structural defect)

But then you are in for a breathtaking, surprising jolly good ride in any of those stories above because the title just tricked your mind.

N. B make sure you are certified OK by your physician before embarking.

SOULOHO19
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Literature › Re: Centino Wins May Literature Section 5K Award by Yemike(m): 5:19pm On May 26, 2018
Centino is trying but i'll give it to souloho19 he's just too complete.
He mixes crime with adventure plus love and numerous blockbusters to sum up fantastic stories.

In doubt?? try delayed diagnosis or the devil wears okrika or the ongoing hole in the wall and you'll find yourself swayed and addicted.
Celebrities › Re: Most Beautiful Girl In The World (she Truly Is) by Yemike(m): 11:56am On May 26, 2018
Now I believe in inner eyes.

Imagine someone with eyes and well developed brain calling this the most beautiful girl in the world while she can't even pass for the most beautiful girl in my village.
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Yemike(m): 11:35am On May 26, 2018
Play and be blessed.

76QTSQ2
11 sweet odds.

Warning: Ticket liable to cast but it's got 75% assurance.
Politics › Re: Ghana Is Not Like Nigeria Where Cattle Roam The Streets – Ghanaian President by Yemike(m): 10:27am On May 26, 2018
LibertyRep:
It's absolutely embarrassing to see herds of cattle roaming the street and even invading airports and government offices.

Was it any better during GEJ's tenure?
This government was elected to right the wrongs of the past governments not to be doing compare and contrast up and down.

After all, they were forming James Bond before they were elected shouting change up and down.
Literature › Re: The Hole In The Wall by Yemike(m): 9:27am On May 26, 2018
The chief is building fortresses of power in prison while his enemies thought he's suffering.

I love this chief's personality.
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Literature › Re: The Hole In The Wall by Yemike(m): 4:38pm On May 16, 2018
Andy is finally getting sensitive.
The young nurse might be working for fomé.
Ride on Mr Soul. More anointing and wisdom to your soul.
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Literature › Re: The Hole In The Wall by Yemike(m): 2:49pm On May 13, 2018
Poor Olivia. It's a pity she's the pawn in this revenge mission. Now back on the wheel.
Ride on Mr Soul you never disappoints.
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Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Yemike(m): 7:37pm On May 02, 2018
funnynation:
Anyway since you invited me here to clear your doubt I will do that.
You claimed to pay some amount of money into my account and after 1 week the money failed to deliver, I told you to contact your bank while I do the same, more than 1 month now, you called me with hidden number and start asking if I know who is talking, just on Sunday you're telling me that your bank said the money has been credited to my account, I asked you to send me message on watsapp to enable me trace our chat history since you called with hidden number. Do you think that you're are the only person we do fund for? How do you expect me to remember what happened close to two months without going through our last chat? You claimed that you sent 1100 or so, I need to visit my own bank for clarification. Did I ask too much? You took I can run with 1000?

I will fund you the money under two conditions[b]
1. Either I see the payment evidence from your bank.
2. Provide our previous chat[/b]
You sure are wise. i should provide all that with a phone that isn't whatsapp enabled.
Check my number in your chat history i'm so sure you'll find it there.
All this is funny tho'
08087584979
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Yemike(m): 7:08pm On May 02, 2018
Abeg make una help me beg funnynation nah.

I transferred #1,100 to him last month to fund 1k but the transaction took some days before its successful.
I later confirmed from my bank and they assured me the transaction have been successful they even called me to apologise for the delay but i lost my phone the same day before i could contact funnynation.
I got a small phone on sunday to tell him about it and he confirmed he had received the fund but right now he's yet to fund my account.
I'm typing this because the response i get from him is like i'm disturbing him.
All i want from him is just for him to fund me my 1k that's all.

Cc funnynation
Literature › Re: WEB...Travails of a detective. by Yemike(m): 7:20pm On Apr 09, 2018
The DPO isn't wise for framing James for the murder. He should have arrest a street tout and framed him if he needs to frame someone.


Ride on Jhurney, I dey gbadun you.
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Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Yemike(m): 7:01pm On Apr 09, 2018
ClumsyFlimsy:
Guys if sevilla vs Bayern ends 0-1 in favour of Sevilla; who qualifies??
Bayern qualifies on away goals (2).
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Yemike(m): 12:32pm On Apr 08, 2018
Samuel60:
Someone pls wake me when d he goat is done spewing his thrash ...person wey i dey follow talk don reply me I no know Wetin concern dis idiot come dey follow me talk again. U better go wash plate before ur oga come back from church as house boy wey u b
Pour out your frustration elsewhere nigga.

Ain't in for this sh!t on this holy day

Imma just correcting your brainless skull son.

Rant on to your satisfaction I'm not replying your sorry ass anymore.

Frustrated soul!
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Yemike(m): 12:14pm On Apr 08, 2018
Samuel60:
U sef dey act like mumu sometimes...y explain to the idiot..d statement u made wasn't referring to anyone in particular so why should he take it personal ..all u said was Nigerians so wats d stress, u sef get time abi Na asslicking I go call dis one nii sad
Some folks are just brainless!!


This comment wanna make me believe you're just quoting your silly self


Get a life bro!
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Yemike(m): 2:15pm On Apr 07, 2018
Coldfeets:
So na eye glass sweet liverpool to play this early afternoon?

Okay na... cry cry cry
Nah so we see am.


All to man.utd favour.
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Yemike(m): 2:00pm On Apr 07, 2018
osaremen12345:
rock your ship king 6WFCTSB
May the odds be in our favour......
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Yemike(m): 1:47pm On Apr 07, 2018
Play this game, it might sail through

6W9JVNX
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Yemike(m): 1:01pm On Apr 07, 2018
einsteine:
How about you show me the receipt for the cash you were paid for all the useless, senseless, stupid posts you have made since you registered on Nairaland? If you are that worried about the post, I am sure you can raise some money to purchase a rope that you will use to handg yourself.
I give up.

Since you insist stupidity is the only path you choose to follow

Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Yemike(m): 12:43pm On Apr 07, 2018
einsteine:
Cristiano RONALDO vs Leo MESSI in COURT
Judge: Have any of you won the
Golden ball?


Ronaldo: Yes, 5 times.
Messi: Yes, 5 times as well.

Judge: Have any of you won the
Golden Boot?

Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times.
Messi: Same here.

Judge: How many individual trophies
have you each won?

Ronaldo: 16.
Messi: 13.

Judge: Have any of you played for
another club’s first team besides your
current one?

Ronaldo: Yes! Sporting CP in Portugal
first division and Manchester United
in BPL.
Messi: No. Only Barcelona.

Judge: Have any of you won a title
with your national team?
Ronaldo: Yes! We won Portugal’s first
ever European Championship.
Messi: No.

Judge: How many goals have each of
you scored for your respective
teams?
Ronaldo: Should I count the goals
I’ve scored for Man United and
Sporting?
Judge: No. Only for Real Madrid.
Ronaldo: 436 goals in 426
appearances or 9 seasons.
Messi: 539 goals in 625 appearances
or 14 seasons.

Judge: Who has scored more hat-
tricks in La Liga?
Ronaldo: Me. 35 in La Liga.
Messi: Ronaldo has. I’ve scored 28.

Judge: Which is the most prestigious
competition in club football?
Ronaldo: Champions League.
Messi: Champions League.

Judge: Have any of you won
Champions League?
Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times in total with 2
different teams. Once with Man United
and 3 times with Madrid.
Messi: Yes, 4 times as well with
Barcelona only.

Judge: Who has scored more goals in
the CL between the two of you?
Ronaldo: I’ve scored 119 goals in the
CL.
Messi: I’ve scored 100.

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Just when I thought I've seen the most senseless of men. Only for you to prove me wrong.

Both of them are busy making dough only for you to sit down inside your mud house and drafting useless analysis.
I just don't know what this your post adds to your pocket. Guys are busy making money you're here posting baseless arguments.
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Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Yemike(m): 10:41am On Mar 29, 2018
olahajayi:
Mail the Mod of the section where the Monicker was banned.
Thanks bro.
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Yemike(m): 9:22am On Mar 29, 2018
Abeg when bot ban someone, how can it be undone? which mod person fit mail?
Business › Re: Are you on steemit??....let's Meet Here... by Yemike(m): 8:45am On Mar 29, 2018
olagamalin:
Still available?
You can mail the guy I think he's currently in nairaland prisongrin
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Yemike(m): 7:16pm On Mar 27, 2018
OhGeeBee:
Wawu.....Go and get a life bro. At least if your skull is empty and we search and search still yet, what science called brain is found not. Then, you should try and borrow some.

If you're so daft to see reason in what that nigga wrote......then you're hopeless.


I don't engage in e-fights niqqa.


one luv.
SAVAGE!!!gringringrin

Literature › Re: The Hole In The Wall by Yemike(m): 6:36pm On Mar 27, 2018
This isn't good


I repeat!



This isn't good!!!



Ladies and gentlemen


Mama's and Papa's


Niqqa's and Niqqaress'sgrin


Fasten your seatbelts as we're about to embark on a long, suspenseful and action filled ride courtesy of souloho.



This ride is gonna last for..........


Maybe a year??gringrin
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