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Fiction! too much of Africa Magic. Here's the aftermath

fulfillment2020: Dear Nairalanders,
I am a 23year old female. My parents died when i was 8 then I dropped out of school because no one could afford to pay my fees. I then met this guy when i was 14 and he sent me back to school. He was selling fruit then but still he was Able to pay my fees.
He then got a job as a truck driver and sent me to university. my problem is that i feel i can't continue with this
relationship because he is not my type, he isn't fluent in English, he his a very short man Plus some other Personal stuffs.

I feel I have Paid him back for his Good Deeds cos I give him sex anytime and anywhere he wants. But now he can't meet up to my demands.

How best can i tell him that he is not my type without hurting his feelings??
I am grateful that he sent me to school but i can't be in a relationship with him anymore.
I want somebody in my own class not a truck driver.
Please can someone advice me on what to do! Am confused.

And you would forever be Confused!!! Diamond Digger
Amadioha is watching you in a broken mirror

It's soo evident ure dumb! ahan! can't you read the signs on the wall (infact na paper the girl write the signs)

You needed not to have posted this crap......Leave her for gud and move on with your precious life.
Ahan! so guys like this still dey?

lammyjoe006: My girl friend refuse to pick my cal anytime i call her.she always complain she is too busy at work.i cal her one day which she refuse to pick.i then use sum1's numba to cal her which she did nt pick.she then beep the number back nd ignore my own missed call.What should i do?

SO? Make we help you call her? mtschew!!! Confused Nairalander

kevi3: I'm a nigerian women that never dated nigerian guys because I'm not attracted to them, is that bad? I like mixed guys from other africa countries...

Ehen? So? Wetin come happen...........wat concern of ours is this?
orisisi (peripheral)....some nairalanders wud never cease to amaze me wif sick posts

I Wrote the exam 2day..........here are few questions from the General paper

1. The cold war ended in what year?

2. Who led the jihad to nupe

3. The Secretary of the United Nations is?

4. What is Communism?

5. The state government has the monopoly over? *power *Unity *Violence *Peace

6. What Language is spoken by white South Africans? *English *Dutch *Afrikaans *Portuguese

shola david: Pls,,,,,i nid an urgnt ans ,tink some pple did 2day..Wat xactly is d subjct combintion??I min wll general paper b dr? Cos it was dr last yr,bt no qstn was ask on it...Wat are we rquire 2 com wit Lstly...Is it d same 50 qstns

I'll also write mine 2day by 11:30am, Faculty of Social Sciences. Heard it's 40 questions(15mths,15eng,10gen paper) Come wif your exam pass,jamb result notification, writing materials calculator exclusive.

hack3i: I g0t an idea on how to learn within a short period of time. This tin w0rked 4 me 4 uniosun p.jamb and am sure it g0nna w0rk 4 unilag p.jamb also.
This is the idea->post here all the current affairs questions you know and the answers
with this you will never 4get wat you have learnt and also you will learn from what other people have posted trust me follow this step and you will smile out of the exam hall.
These are my own questions and answers
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(1)the former name of the present zimbabwe is orange republic

(2) a system of government based on the iceological belief of equality of people and concentration of national resources in hands of the state is called
communism
(3) an instrument used in finding ways and navigation is kalled compass
(4) the coldest continents in the world is antarctic
(5) the name of the world's highest mountain is mount everest
(6) the name of the parliament of nigeria is called national assembly
(7)the first person to develop atomic bomb was albert einstein
more coming also post some general paper questions you kn0w

Bros it's RHODESIA not Orange republic

You know she's the one when she asks you to buy her things her father can't afford.

[q ;Duote author=folaked]you ar d most 'confusedest' pesin eva!! [/quote]Ahan! It hasn't come to dis na, Y u come over press P na? i meant your question wasn't precise enuf.

Ehen! Wat does 'confusedest' mean? I've neva heard of it b4 abi na typo-error?
Chai. Laffin in Portuguese

OMG! What a confused question from a confused poster

Log on to www.futa.edu.ng, click on ADMISSION STATUS and supply your UTME Reg. ₪☹
My friend just got admitted

Ignatio: I wonder who pushed her into this :/?

Behold! The Nicki MiIdiot of our time

ismhab: WHEN DID JONATHAN AND OJUKWU BECOME HEROES? OR ARE THEY CELEBRITIES?

Abi o! me sef dey startled.

@tobechi74, Really! shud i have included the source? Yes, it was copied&pasted.
Thanks

A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling.

It seemed that, as one problem was solved, a new one arose. Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to a boil. In the first, she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed ground coffee beans.

She let them sit and boil, without saying a word. In about twenty minutes, she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl. Turning to her daughter, she asked, "Tell me, what do you see?"

"Carrots, eggs, and coffee," the young woman replied. The mother brought her closer and asked her to feel the carrots. She did and noted that they were soft. She then asked her to take an egg and break it. After pulling off the shell, she observed the hard-boiled egg. Finally, she asked her to sip the coffee. The daughter smiled as she tasted its rich aroma. The daughter then asked, "What does it mean, mother?"

Her mother explained that each of these objects had faced the same adversity - boiling water - but each reacted differently. The carrot went in strong, hard and unrelenting. However, after being subjected to the boiling water, it softened and became weak.

The egg had been fragile. Its thin outer shell had protected its liquid interior. But, after sitting through the boiling water, its inside became hardened! The ground coffee beans were unique, however. After they were in the boiling water, they had changed the water.

"Which are you?" the mother asked her daughter. "When adversity knocks on your door, how do you respond? Are you a carrot, an egg, or a coffee bean?" Think of this: Which am I? Am I the carrot that seems strong but, with pain and adversity, do I wilt and become soft and lose my strength? Am I the egg that starts with a malleable heart, but changes with the heat? Did I have a fluid spirit but, after a death, a breakup, or a financial hardship, does my shell look the same, but on the inside am I bitter and tough with a stiff spirit and a hardened heart? Or am I like the coffee bean? The bean actually changes the hot water, the very circumstance that brings the pain. When the water gets hot, it releases the fragrance and flavour.

If you are like the bean, when things are at their worst, you get better and change the situation around you. When the hours are the darkest and trials are their greatest, do you elevate to another level? How do you handle adversity? Are you a carrot, an egg, or a coffee bean?

donfemox: A man is x years old while his son is y years old. The sum of their ages is twice the difference of their ages. If the product of their ages is 675, find the age of the man. a) 40 years b) 42 years c) 55 years d) 45 years

X+y= 2(x-y)
X+y= 2x-2y
x-2x=-2y-y
-x= -3y
x = 3y
If the product of their ages is 675
X x Y = 675
Replace x with 3y
Y(3y) =675
3y^2 =675
Divide both sides by 3
Y^2 = 675/3
Y^2 = 225
Y= square root of 225

Y= 15......which is the son's age

Then, X= 3y
X= 3(15)
X= 45

Therefore, the man's age is 45

45X15 = 675

Am i right?

They see you going out with a BIBLE, Are you going to church?
NO! Na SHRINE I dey go...........DODOYO!!!

GIFTED HANDS inspired me a lot.It made me realize how I can be as great,even greater than the so called Geniuses regardless the colour of your skin.
Also, it taught me that "Impossibility is nothing, no obstacle can stop me from being what i wanna be."

“Success is determined not by whether or not you face obstacles, but by your reaction to them. And if you look at these obstacles as a containing fence, they become your excuse for failure. If you look at them as a hurdle, each one strengthens you for the next.”

IT MADE ME REALIZE THAT A HERO LIES IN ME!!!!



I just got "Think BiG" Can't wait to start reading.

Just Get either of the two books, i'm so confident you would testify as i have.

Here is a summary of GIFTED HANDS
In 1987, Dr. Benjamin Carson gained worldwide recognition for his part in the first successful separation of Siamese twins joined at the back of the head. The extremely complex and delicate operation, five months in the planning and twenty-two hours in the execution, involved a surgical plan that Carson helped initiate. Carson pioneered again in a rare procedure known as hemispherectomy, giving children without hope a second chance at life through a daring operation in which he literally removed one half of their brain. But such breakthroughs aren’t unusual for Ben Carson. He’s been beating the odds since he was a child. Raised in inner-city Detroit by a mother with a third grade education, Ben lacked motivation. He had terrible grades. And a pathological temper threatened to put him in jail. But Sonya Carson convinced her son that he could make something of his life, even though everything around him said otherwise. Trust in God, a relentless belief in his own capabilities, and sheer determination catapulted Ben from failing grades to the top of his class — and beyond to a Yale scholarship . . . the University of Michigan Medical School . . . and finally, at age 33, the directorship of pediatric neurosurgery at Johns Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore, Maryland. Today, Dr. Ben Carson holds twenty honorary doctorates and is the possessor of a long string of honors and awards, including the Horatio Alger Award, induction into the 'Great Blacks in Wax' Museum in Baltimore, Maryland, and an invitation as Keynote Speaker at the 1997 President’s National Prayer Breakfast. Gifted Hands is the riveting story of one man’s secret for success, tested against daunting odds and driven by an incredible mindset that dares to take risks. This inspiring autobiography takes you into the operating room to witness surgeries that made headlines around the world — and into the private mind of a compassionate, God-fearing physician who lives to help others. Through it all shines a humility, quick wit, and down-to-earth style that make this book one you won’t easily forget.

Delta State University's 2012/2013 Post UTME Result is out
visit www.deltastate.edu.ng
Just supply your UTME/DIRECT ENTRY Registration Number. ALL THE BEST!!!

@Prettycindy. Yep pls pass it on, they wud surely be HARAMED!

meaning?

ATTENTION! ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!!!
An Information just got to me now....BokoHaram have sent thousands of poisoned fruits to the Southwest. they include WaterMelon, Apples, Banana, pineapple and also Suya. pls desist from these fruits for now cos no1 can tell the poisoned ones apart. We shall all be protected IJN. Pls don't ignore this and pass it on, got the info from a friend in Kaduna.

ATTENTION! ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!!!
An Information just got to me now....BokoHaram have sent thousands of poisoned fruits to the Southwest. they include WaterMelon, Apples, Banana, pineapple and also Suya. pls desist from these fruits for now cos no1 can tell the poisoned ones apart. We shall all be protected IJN. Pls don't ignore this and pass it on, got the info from a friend in Kaduna.

@protegesol...........Dats YABATECH Right? Faculty of Engineering (C.E Building)

What has dis got to do with the Forum? Chewing gum dey your eyes? Crucial Educational matters are discussed here not dead issues like dis..................ehen! na 2day students dey marry for school